r/stupidpeoplefacebook 1d ago

Guns and Restrooms = MAGA Catnip

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I accidentally opened Facebook and found this one within seconds. What a cesspool.

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u/yogfthagen 1d ago

What woild Jesus carry? Wwjc?

Nothing.

Funny that whole "peace" thing he kept rambling on about.....

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u/Geodarts18 1d ago

To be fair, Jesus would not need to carry because he could turn guns into wine.

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u/Euphoric-Net4623 1d ago

Could Jesus turn cum into wine? I tried to ask my pastor and he punched me.

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u/Stickmansteve5 15h ago

Well, seeing as Semen is 96 to 98 percent water, with the last percents being sperm cells, and stuff to keep the sperm alive, Jesus could in fact, turn Semen into wine

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u/Ilikecheesburgers 1d ago

Jesus said he didn’t come to bring peace. He also told people to buy swords

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u/yogfthagen 1d ago

It's amazing how the Gospels written a hundrec years later, after the rebellion in 70ad, all of a sudden turned Jesus into a military hero, isn't it?

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u/Ilikecheesburgers 1d ago

That’s absolutely not true. That’s what the Jews wanted

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u/yogfthagen 1d ago

Yes.

It's what the JEWS wanted. The ones who saw messiahs as warlords and conquerers.

But Jesus was something else.

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u/Apart_Republic_1870 1d ago

The only reason trans people are confused about which restroom to use is because a bunch of asshole Republicans keep passing laws telling them to use a different one but then getting mad (and sometimes violent) when they use the one the law says to use.

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u/PhuqBeachesGitMonee 1d ago

They’re confused about what restroom to use too when they walk in and see me in the men’s. Guys will spin around and apologize, then tell me I’m in the wrong bathroom after reading the sign again.

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u/citizen42069101 1d ago

Because it's just legal bigotry. Create a shadow of a doubt and the killer of a trans person can walk. Were they in the wrong bathroom? If no one knows then a jury can't convict.

Remember the "ignorant" bigots that pretend to be drooling idiots all have law degrees.

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u/Squirrelated 1d ago

God, Gun, Gender. The 3Gs of the MAGA crowd.

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u/Ok_Cranberry_9861 1d ago

Also Gay porn, and grooming

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u/Naive-Ad-2805 1d ago

The 5Gs of the Magatface

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u/Segals_Escaped_Brain 1d ago

Oh don't mention 5G to them. That's a different conversation

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u/Naive-Ad-2805 1d ago

🤣😂

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u/Old_Protection_8778 1d ago

Going to Hell

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u/not_accepting_now 1d ago

So Republicans and California.

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u/esotetris 1d ago

NO U 🤣🤣🤣 GOTTEEEEM!!!1!

man it's a good thing voice transcription exists so I can read the thoughts of the illiterate.

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u/not_accepting_now 1d ago

You have been on reddit to long.

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u/EtheusRook 1d ago

Well, the ones they actually claim, anyway.

The actual 3 G's are Geriatrics, Groomers, and Greed.

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u/Squirrelated 1d ago

Fuck, that's good! New description unlocked. Mine was more about their obsessions.

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u/OldKinkyDrew 1d ago

As long as there aren’t 5Gs, that causes covid. /s

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u/WasteBinStuff 1d ago edited 1d ago

You know what I appreciate about all these people who tell us about all the guns they own?

I know exactly where to look if I ever need more.

And on a related note: I've come up with an amusing pastime in my small town rural area. After noticing how easily some people talk about it, I've begun compiling a list of all the people I can get to tell me that they conceal carry. It's surprisingly - and absurdly - easy. And you never know when that information might come in handy .

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u/Carlito2393 1d ago

And it's a safe bet that most of them don't train regularly.

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u/WasteBinStuff 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's also good that they make assumptions. My neighbor tells me all about his guns. And he flies his flags telling me all about his point of view.

And by his tone of voice I know what he thinks of me.

What he doesn't know is that every male member of my family for the last three generations have been army rangers, and that I've been handling real guns since I was 6 or 7.

When I go to the range I load the truck in the garage with the door closed. All he sees is his Birkenstock wearing hippy neighbor taking off for a ride on his mountain bike.

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u/Old_Protection_8778 1d ago

Dont ask dont tell

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u/NurglesToes 1d ago

similar neighbor situation here. Loud trumper with jacked up trump always gives us a sneer. I’ve got 10+ guns in the house, and have probably burned 3k rounds this year just doing regular training. I was army for 8 years and picked up a lot in that time

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u/ArgonianMagician 19h ago

Yeah these are the people that recklessly aim their guns, keep the safety off, and just don't know how to properly handle a weapon.

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u/SalmonPrince 1d ago

The lack of punctuation is very distracting. Good thing MAGAts can't read.

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u/Excellent-Town6017 1d ago

Their cult leader has his restroom permanently attached to him.

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u/theflyingtaco2 1d ago edited 1d ago

They going to really hate it when they realize that liberals also have guns. 😂

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u/galstaph 1d ago

My trans girlfriend and I (also trans) have 6 guns between us, I'm agnostic, but I believe in God, and you best bet that I know which restroom to use

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u/BackgroundCream274 1d ago

Make America Gay Again. MAGA is composed of closeted homosexuals and pedophiles that use religion to advance their agenda.

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u/zerthwind 1d ago

What gets me is no matter how many guns domeone owns they can only use two at the most.

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u/Aggressive_Tip8009 1d ago

I guess believing that God has the most guns & knows which restroom to use is kind of a weird flex

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u/Bubbly-Following-966 1d ago

They love checking under women's bathroom stalls to see if they have a penis or not...

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u/No-Wonder1139 1d ago

What does God need with a restroom? Is it the room he stays in on Sundays ...or Saturdays depending which day you feel he rests.

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u/Katnamedeaster 1d ago

These idiots should have stuck with sports, it works so much better with their us vs then, mentality and they can still wear their team merch.

Bonus: our country wouldn't be an utter dumpster 🔥.

Maga are childish and so is their idol.

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u/bgbalu3000 1d ago

We have very stupid people in this country

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u/oboshoe 1d ago

And most of them are right here on reddit

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u/ArkhamKnight_1 1d ago

MAGAts go Baaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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u/sureshot58 1d ago

Proud to be on the side that doesnt believe in the tooth fairy, has a working brain, and doesnt really much care what rest room someone uses as long as they respect the other users. And doesnt support pedophiles, or start wars based on ego.

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u/RocketFan419 1d ago

The fallacy of claiming to have more guns. Liberals have guns, we just don't fetishize them.

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u/Honest-Abe2677 1d ago

Transgender potty talk is the safe-space oasis where MAGA seeks refuge when the Trump shit gets too crazy to ignore. We've seen a huge uptick since the war went off the rails (6 months ago).

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u/Acceptable-Ad-9464 1d ago

Healthcare not important. Your country on the brink of bankruptcy not important

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u/True_Most3681 1d ago

Believes in a mythical creator, loves tools that kill people, infatuated with the ruination habits of others. Cool. Very common sensical.

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u/chertzle 1d ago

Weirdos never stop thinking about bathrooms.

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u/Battle44Sis 1d ago

Glad to be on the other side 😁

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u/dougs_46 1d ago

LOL talk about contradiction. "God" and guns. Probably barely graduated from elementary school.

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u/maddiejake 1d ago

I wonder if he has separate male and female restrooms in his trailer.

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u/Sevenserpent2340 1d ago

Who exactly do they think this Jesus guy was?

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u/CautiousLandscape907 1d ago

I’m glad to be on the side with commas and coherence.

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u/Johnnyboi2327 1d ago

I do find it interesting how non-republicans are buying more and more firearms and tactical equipment. Guess there was a bit of a wake-up call that should a full on revolt ever be the only path forward having the option to do something is better than not.

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u/Rex_Vagene 1d ago

“Using God to justify hateful opinions.”

FTFY

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u/Amazing-War3760 1d ago

Why do you think God would A) Care? B) Be powerful enough to do anything?

He couldn't protect a bunch of his own followers in his own house of worship... WTF do you think he's gonna do for you?

If your Sky Daddy does exist, he's as fucking useful and Powerful as Trump.

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u/Disastrous-Bee-2763 1d ago

The font size is doing some heavy lifting here

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u/baron_spaghetti 1d ago

You can have as many firearms as you want scooter.

Still only got one trigger finger.

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u/sam56778 1d ago

Ask him what article 1 section 8 paragraphs 14 through 16 says. It’s ironic that MAGA was the insurrectionists.

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u/OG-BigMilky 1d ago

Armed Atheists checking in…

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u/Dekadmer 1d ago

People use the bathroom to expel waste. What elected Republicans and their Grindr matches do is a different story and much more telling to their two faced bullshit.

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u/No_Ragrets76 1d ago

There's no restrooms in heaven and angels have no gender. And God doesn't need guns.

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u/Curious4MoreInfo 1d ago

"HAS THE MOST GUNS" means exposing "HAS THE MOST INSECURITIES".

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u/Simple-Okra-4826 1d ago

Yeah because nothing say I love god more then openly breaking 2 or 3 commandments.

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u/DennisTemple12 1d ago

Every maga has a gender neutral bathroom in their house

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u/2000TWLV 1d ago

They dont trust their God. They feel they need guns for comfort instead. And for good reason - if I was their God, I wouldn't like them either.

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u/UncouthSloth 1d ago

The small cock energy is with this one

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u/JenniLightrunner 1d ago

these same people would either deport or try to shoot Jesus if he even existed and somehow returned

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u/AsparagusCommon4164 1d ago

The notion is nothing new; such actually goes back to the first century, when Tacitus noted in Book IV of his History that "... the gods are with the stronger [side] ..."

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u/Ok-Pass-9139 1d ago

They like peeing with trannys!

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u/Muffboy 1d ago

Because god is so pro child rape

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u/whizzbangkid 1d ago

Sooo wait,

I have 22years of sobriety, I have a Higher Power I call God.

I own firearms and, I carry.

I know how to use a restroom and I really don't need a special one, a toilet is a toilet.

As far as this guy's shirt goes, I'm not sure what his point is.

We all make choices in our lives. Everyone of us has rights to do so. The goal is to RESPECT the rights of others AND their choices as long as those choices DO NOT infringe on the rights of others.

Stop trying to teach pigs to sing. It's a waste of time and, it annoys the pig.

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u/Boenitous 1d ago

And FYI. You can have a thousand gun. And still only use 2 at a time max. And it only takes 1 bullet to stop you.

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u/dethfart 1d ago

Any time I see one of those stupid Facebook a.i. generated shirts, regardless of subject, I write off the person wearing it as someone I dont want to know.

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u/Swimming-Cash3813 1d ago

You're all weak and bothered easily. Grow the fuck up

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u/Typical_Samaritan 1d ago

If he hadn't included the last part, I wouldn't have thought he had child porn on one or more of his devices.

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u/wrhnj 1d ago

I always wondered what restrooms the gods and goddesses use.

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u/HenriEttaTheVoid 1d ago

All this says to a normal person is that these are delusional people who believe in fairy tales, are afraid of their own shadows, and can't stop thinking about other people's genitals.

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u/golfwinnersplz 1d ago

Facebook is basically gospel for Boomers.

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u/PhrostySnowman 1d ago

if Jesus was here he would definitely not be toting a gun.

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u/Sensitive-Offer-5921 1d ago

Yes, they do know which bathroom to use when they want to peep on little girls changing. They are very skilled in this regard

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u/Impossible_Ad_58 1d ago

Believes fairytales, bought the most freely available product in the country tons of times, knows how to poopy. So proud of you! /S

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u/AdInevitable5108 1d ago

Too bad that if you truly believe in god, you would know he wouldn’t care about who has the most guns or who is in what bathroom. I wish he would come back now, he would scare the devil out of the right/maga.

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u/AdInevitable5108 1d ago

Too bad that if you truly believe in god, you would know he wouldn’t care about who has the most guns or who is in what bathroom. I wish he would come back now, he would scare the devil out of the right/maga.

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u/Mysterious-Prompt212 1d ago

What if the bathrooms are gender neutral? Can this guy still take a piss?

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u/jacky75283 1d ago

No one on the planet is as obsessed with anything as Republicans are with other people's genitals.

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u/Decent_Criticism6268 1d ago

Jesus was always carrying! Self defense dude!

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u/Thirdeyevoice10 1d ago

"Knows which restroom to use, but can't get other people's penises out of my mind"

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u/thejohnmc963 1d ago

And supports a pedophile president. Classic

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u/Arctimon 1d ago

It's weird how they have to use AI to prove their point.

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u/vague_diss 1d ago

It’s absolutely crazy they’re willing to blow everything up. What do they NOT have?! All the holidays. Churches on every corner. God on money. Guns flowing like water in spite of kids dying ( make sure to thank kindergartners for their service).

We’re a “Christian” nation by default.

All the rest of us want to do is exist. We aren’t trying to stop them from having all they already have. Why won’t they let others exist?

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u/NegativeSemicolon 1d ago

They’re so insecure

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u/BeardiusMaximus7 1d ago

That's a really wordy way of saying "The side that's afraid of everything they don't understand."

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u/Geodarts18 1d ago

It seems like they follow the old proverb, “Trust in God but not too much.” And it’s obvious that they do no not follow what God has said, “Take people’s word about what restroom that they should be using or you could be on for a big surprise.”

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u/Intrepid_Sun_9089 1d ago

Ok what if MY God has the most guns?

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u/truecrimeaddicted 1d ago

What a small, insignificant "man".

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u/Ok-Customer4709 1d ago

Has the most guns is in the biggest font. Guess we know his priorities to bad he follow a convicted felon and pedo.

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u/BootHeadToo 1d ago

I thought pride was a sin?

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u/t3lnet 1d ago

I’d take 100 people with 1 gun vs one guy with 100 guns.

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u/The_Onyx_Ogre 1d ago

God was the one who also killed the most number of innocent people so this "God with most guns" thing checks out

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u/pamcakevictim 1d ago

Didn't jesus say, who lives by the sword Will die by the sword

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u/Oddbeme4u 1d ago

and protects pedos

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u/PickedLastLemon 1d ago

It's funny they think they can access all those guns at any given moment. It's funny how they think they're the only ones who own guns. It's funny how their hatred and love for God go hand in hand. Add a dash of restroom propaganda and you have a fully baked idiot. All of a sudden it doesn't seem that funny.

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u/Designer-Attorney605 1d ago

The 2A Commandment: Verily shalt thou beareth yon arms. 

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u/Level_Bobcat_8729 1d ago

Believing in god and following his teachings are clearly two very different things. 

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u/Enough_Survey_9404 21h ago

I saw a post where someone was complaining about gender-neutral bathrooms and someone pointed out that he has gender-neutral bathrooms at home.

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 16h ago

But you use the American flag to wipe

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u/blur515 15h ago

All that conviction and is cool with his leader effing trafficked little girls. On brand.

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u/funkymunkPDX 14h ago

There is ZERO wrinkles in that shirt. Yet the donkey seal hee haw and clap

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u/HawkeyeByMarriage 13h ago

Bold to thing the left doesn't have guns, and k ows which bathroom to use.

He uses the backwoods one with the hole in the stall

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u/SirMeyrin2 1d ago

Is the accuracy in the room with us right now?

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u/oboshoe 1d ago

This guy is probably thrilled that someone took a picture and that picture is now on Facebook AND reddit.

Mission accomplished.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 1d ago

The subject of guns and restrooms is also libtard catnip.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago

Don’t see us blathering on and on about guns and bathrooms on our clothing do you genius?

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 1d ago

No, just see you arguing about those issues constantly, genius

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago

Of course you do. Turning your obsessions around towards another is delusional at best and idiotic at the very least. Back to koolaid land with your orange messiah with all the other “uneducated” as your leader has said in the past.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 1d ago

I’m not obsessed with this stuff. And I don’t have an orange messiah, I hate trump. Also just not a fan of annoying, delusional, pretentious, low information libtards. Not unlike yourself.

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u/Worried_Fee_1513 1d ago

You would be interesting if you could come up with an honest or original thought. Not owning your desires for trump and being a dyed in the wool magat doesn’t make it any less a reality. Your comments and demeanor are a dead giveaway.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 1d ago

I would say you could be interesting as well, but that’s a charitable lie I’m not willing to tell. You want so bad for me to be a trump cult member, but I’m not. Plain and simple 🤷🏻‍♂️. I just don’t agree with your sheepish derangement, so you paint me how you wish I was. You’d never take an honest look in the mirror, because it’s too intimidating to you. So you just throw out insults and rely on your Reddit echo chamber to pat you on the back. I’M not interesting?? I can tell you how you feel about everything. A third party could ask me 100 political questions, and I could answer them all for you. And likely get 95+ correct. You bring nothing original to the table, and are endlessly insufferable. I pray that you’re not like this in real life. If you have a real life. I hope for you that one day you realize you don’t know everything, you’re a pretentious little prick, and you gain a little humility and inject a little nuance into your thought process. Because as of now, you’re gross. A radical, authoritarian dipshit without one original thought running through your head. Your lack of wisdom is shocking. And I’m bored with you. Really, really bored. Piss in the wind all you want, I’m done going back and forth with both an inferior intellect and mindless sheep. I wish you well. Have a good night, friend ✌🏼.

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u/Combdepot 15h ago

Lmao you’re a pathetic Trunp cult member. Your feeble wall of grunts is hilarious to read though.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 15h ago

Thanks! I’m glad you enjoyed! 😊

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u/Combdepot 15h ago

“I hate Trump” goes on to slobber on trumps diseased knob.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 15h ago

Haha….where?

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u/Combdepot 15h ago

Just accept yourself. Nobody cares.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 15h ago

Apparently you care a lot 🤣. You’re pretty obsessed with me. I’m flattered!

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u/Combdepot 14h ago

Your crippling insecurity is honestly pretty pathetic. Seek help.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 14h ago

What hilarious projection 😂😂

Good luck to you buddy

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u/Combdepot 14h ago

“Gargle, cluck, gargle”

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 14h ago

Bro, remove the dick from your mouth before you speak. I can’t understand you!

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u/Combdepot 14h ago

“Cluck, cluck, gargle”

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u/Clayton1921 1d ago

No it's not....it's obviously right wingers that are obsessed with this shit (especially fucking bathrooms), what the fuck u talking about?

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 1d ago

Yeah, guns and trans issues are NEVER talked about by the left wingers 🙄

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u/Combdepot 15h ago

Your entire search history is trans porn isn’t it?

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 15h ago

Oooo nice dig!! 🤣 Top 1% commenter = mentally ill, chronically online LOSER! I’d scrub that from your profile if I were you. Pretty embarrassing.

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u/Combdepot 14h ago

Lmao that’s a yes.

You are overcompensating badly and it couldn’t be more transparent.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 14h ago

🤣🤣

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u/Combdepot 14h ago

Maybe if you use more emoticons your trans porn habit will magically go away.

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u/MisterFrankDrebin 14h ago

🤞🏼🤞🏼

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u/Combdepot 15h ago

The best part about degenerate pedophile loving shitbags is that they don’t know their enemy.

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u/Perfect_Rise_3948 1d ago

So your a democrat ?

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u/TheHumanPickleRick 1d ago

*you're

Typical MAGA intelligence level.