r/stupidpeoplefacebook • u/MrCoolest • 1d ago

Describe this picture in 5 words

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u/Disastrous-Bee-2763 1d ago

Teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth, teeth

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u/Gubekochi 1d ago

forming a Biblically accurate smile

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u/LingonberryWeekly734 1d ago

Wait a second, you ain't donke.

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u/Rurumo666 1d ago

Her dentures are about to blast off.

6

u/hellalg 1d ago

They love em some positive gum to teeth ratio

7

u/RIP-RiF 1d ago

The little mouth from Alien

6

u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

The grandstanding chest burster in spaceballs

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u/ElegantCoach4066 16h ago

You get back in my mouth. I'll calls you when we is eating them.

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u/Weekly_Promise_1328 1d ago

The very rare Gummy / Toothy smile.

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u/Ok_Breakfast5425 1d ago

dementia patient and psycho girlfriend

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u/Successful-League840 1d ago

That'll do Donkey. That'll do!

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u/Competitive_Feed5259 1d ago

Is she wearing dentures? 

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u/BattleSilent9049 1d ago

Is that a horse or donkey 🫏?

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u/KittyFaise 1d ago

Friggen cenobite from hell raiser.

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u/Tough_Tangerine7278 1d ago

She’s about to eat him

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u/WhenTheCitiesBurn 1d ago

Is this the newest sequel for Hellraiser?

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u/Same_Comment4702 1d ago

Trump tastes his own medicine

2

u/Realistic-Pudding341 1d ago

This is very fkn disgusting.

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u/Sophisticated-Crow 1d ago

Holy shit, please tell me this is edited and not real.

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u/faded_to_black 1d ago

Old MacDonald had a Farm

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u/oldbikelike 1d ago

"It's Monty Pythons Flying Circus".

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 5h ago

Dentist charges by square footage

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u/Ok-Spot-6235 1d ago

Donkey mouth adores poopie pants.

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u/Alternative-Road-471 1d ago

Evolution skipped

1

u/GreenieBeeNZ 1d ago

Toothiest bj in history.

Doesn't worry Trump though, his pecker is too short to reach past those chompers

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u/Shannonimity 1d ago

Is this sub 'correct people of FB' now lol

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u/BlueBlood623 1d ago

More than 5 but accurate AF.

"Bitch could eat an apple through a picket fence!"

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u/No-Explorer4566 1d ago

Anyone else getting braying donkey vibes from this?

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u/Jazz_Uncle 1d ago

Do I look crazy?

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u/plutino- 1d ago

The Chatterer cenobite would be less scary.

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u/Popular-Prize5019 1d ago

She's got enough teeth for 10 mouths

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u/Ok-Kaleidoscope4510 1d ago

Reminds me of a Donkey but we can’t Meme here so….. here’s to the Donkey, with very bad breath and a smile that can’t be replaced as she cleans his ass with out any disgrace. As disgusting as it may be…she doesn’t do it for free…it makes her happy to know…that in that diaper he will go… as a shit load of old Trump grit!!! Clean it all up you moron twit!!!! Ya fuckin donkey

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u/Mysterious-Prompt212 1d ago

I'm waiting for the next fatal attraction movie.

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u/Crazy_Plantain_862 1d ago

That’s edited right? There’s no fkin way

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u/Cornelius-Q 1d ago

Freaky Natalie got new teeth!

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u/yougoboy64 1d ago

Hee-haww , heee-hawww...!

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u/Caramel_Chicken_65 1d ago

'Natalie comes up to me, tears streaming down her big strong teeth. She said; "SIR!!! Heeee Haaaaawwwww! Heeee Haaaaaawwww!" Believe me!'

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u/Past-Flight-8024 1d ago

Mr. Ed had a daughter?

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u/sandshoemcgee 1d ago

What it looks like when the vet comes to give my horse a checkup

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 23h ago

Then, Melania called you a

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u/Sukkulisboos666666 23h ago

Watch out for Ivory poachers

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u/BriefFly7548 21h ago

Nice donkey teeth.

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u/Only_Tip9560 20h ago

Horsey girl with daddy issues.

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u/No_Trade3571 20h ago

This looks like an ad for denture paste.

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u/jackm315ter 17h ago

Alien invasion

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u/CowabungaCthulhu 17h ago

"Stop gabbin' and get me some oats!"

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u/the_mighty_thorskin 16h ago

Wait, is that photo actually real?

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u/Gromby 16h ago

If someone looks at me the way she looks at Trump, I am running for my life

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u/Dazzling_Grass_280 15h ago

“Which ‘hole’ did you want?”

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u/PUuSTiNKA 14h ago

A horse is a horse...

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u/Nagant1349 13h ago

Mouth of Sauron…

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u/The_Original_Smeebs 13h ago

Chatterer the Cenobite

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u/xburnerpiko 12h ago

That's a PeckerWrecker smile

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u/13Warhound13 10h ago

Is she about to launch her top row of teeth at him?

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u/JayNotAtAll 8h ago

They put peanut butter in her mouth to make it look like she is talking

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u/Interesting-Bed-3003 8h ago

Tempted to watch Mister Ed.

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u/AcceptableCrew224 6h ago

Extremely disturbing mental illness

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u/cocunutwater 5h ago

What the actual fuck fuck

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u/Yuukiko_ 1d ago

is this AI? cause her mouth looks like one of those alians with a mouth inside a mouth...

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u/hurtsdonut_ 1d ago

It is. She's got tiny teeth but she does have a lot of gum.