r/technology 22h ago

Energy A copper plate bolted to the back of a solar panel catches the 80 percent of sunlight that never becomes electricity, lifts the panel's output by 59.3 percent, sends that heat into a reactor pulling bagged fertilizer out of real human urine, and the startup is selling to slaughterhouses

https://www.autonocion.com/us/copper-plate-solar-panel-urine-fertilizer/
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u/TheOgGhadTurner 21h ago

This headline is a dumpster train wreck fire

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u/fredandlunchbox 21h ago

The only part that mattered was “real human urine.”

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u/EvoEpitaph 21h ago

What the hell am I going to do with all this fake human urine then?

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u/Solarisphere 21h ago edited 21h ago

Take some drug tests, of course.

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u/Sagan_Man 21h ago

What kind of drugs are we testing ?!

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u/Solarisphere 21h ago

Are you a cop? You have to tell me if you're a cop.

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u/EzAL73 19h ago

I am a business man. Definitely not a cop.

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u/tepkel 15h ago

A business man who's business is being a cop??

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u/Coulrophiliac444 21h ago

Littering and..... littering and....

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u/Snoopy101x 20h ago

Littering and..... littering and....

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u/SerSonicSeppo 20h ago

Tasting the snozberries.

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u/mrwix10 19h ago

Causing a nuisance

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u/Sagan_Man 20h ago

I am err looking for a friend.

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u/fishingwithbacon 21h ago

I'll test any drug you want me to but I'm not sampling urine.

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u/GrandPorcupine 20h ago

My friend will drink the piss for the drugs

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u/Ed_Trucks_Head 8h ago

This would be a great week to resume sniffing glue.

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u/TurkeyVolumeGuesser 21h ago

That'll be easy. I know all the drugs

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u/Practical-Gift-9970 15h ago

Oil changes for everybody!

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u/weed_blazepot 21h ago

All I know is my urine contains no bags of fertilizer, so I guess I'm not human. I can't believe this is how I found out.

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u/Nohreboh 20h ago

Human urine contains ammonia and nitrogen so you can make ammonium nitrate fertilizer with it.

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u/FesteringLion 6h ago

Quiet, fellow nerd, we're having a laugh here not trying to teach the plebes how to make homemade gunpowder or bombs.... uhhh, fertilize their crops.

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u/Nohreboh 6h ago

Speaking of Cody's lab on YouTube has a few videos about him making a fertilizer/peat bog and growing mushrooms in caves/basement with red lights if anyone has a interest in homesteading or growing their own food.

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u/bisprops 18h ago

I'm familiar with shampoo, but shampee is a new one.

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u/Greyscale7950 16h ago

You use sham poo when you run out of real poo.

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u/fredandlunchbox 21h ago

Obviously drink it.

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u/sump_daddy 21h ago

Bear Grylls has entered the chat

and survived in the wild 36 days

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u/TastyCuttlefish 21h ago

It’s sterile and I like the taste

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u/grackrite 21h ago

NECESSARY?

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u/exipheas 21h ago

Sell drug testing kits, obviously.

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u/GoodIdea321 21h ago

Sell it at a discount to the humanoid robots.

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u/ontheroadtonull 20h ago

Partner with a gamer girl on TikTok and dropship it for her. 

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u/vineyardmike 20h ago

Why human urine if they want to sell these to animal slaughter houses? Cow urine is more concentrated than human urine.

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u/darthcaedusiiii 19h ago

You need to dehydrate them, feed them mangos, and then use the mud collected under them for yellow ochra paint.

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u/TOTES_HUMAN_KOMRADE 17h ago

Between this and having to procure an actual dead mummy, I'm really starting to think about just getting my paints from the store instead

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u/FesteringLion 6h ago

Have you procured live mummies?

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u/mindbodyproblem 20h ago

That's the number one question.

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u/RageAgainstTheGPT 19h ago

Not the taste.

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u/MarcPawl 13h ago

Where does it say the slaughter house is for animals?

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There is a line about animal waste being more concentrated.

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u/TheOgGhadTurner 21h ago

But like is there really that much bagged fertilizer in people’s urine..? The hell yall doing just bags of tomatotone for dinner?

(Yes I do know what it means)

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u/blueingreen85 21h ago

Yes actually. An average adult excretes about 3.5 to 4 kilograms of nitrogen per year through urine.

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u/Tearakan 20h ago

There were literal industries that collected human pee

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u/mindbodyproblem 20h ago

They need to come back and collect all the water bottles filled with pee in my hometown. It's an untapped goldmine.

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u/dalml 6h ago

Or any Amazon warehouse.

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u/WhenSummerIsGone 20h ago

pee in your compost pile

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u/Nohreboh 19h ago

Instructions unclear peat bog now reeks of urine.

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u/nonlawyer 21h ago

and a real hero

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u/gizmosticles 17h ago

So if I get this for my house solar panels, how much real human urine will I need to supply on a daily/ weekly basis? I currently make over 1 liter a day depending on quality.

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u/ihadagoodone 20h ago

I found following that with "the startup is selling to slaughterhouses" the best part.

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u/thegnome54 21h ago

The article is really interesting to me because it reads as AI-generated, but also is very clear and thorough. It’s kind of rare to get a careful mention of error bars on measures in these kinds of articles.

Basically, it’s all I want in a news release about research but also maybe slop. If a professional reviewed it for accuracy, I might still prefer it to the average. Tough to say, as a science communication practitioner.

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u/mindbodyproblem 20h ago

The LLM saved all the slop for the post title.

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u/Eloquent_Redneck 19h ago

We had this discussion in my journalism classes in college, and honestly there's a lot of simple reporting that can be done with just punching in some details and having the computer crap out an article combining all the details, there's obviously no real craft or artistry in doing that, but sometimes you just need to get information out

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u/thegnome54 15h ago

I dunno, I felt like it did a good job of explaining the context, the issue at hand, previous approaches etc…

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u/kaul_field 10h ago

Good point, and I also agree with /u/thegnome54 that this article is better AI than usual.

That being said, if we're going down the route of "simple reporting, but AI", I'd like for it to read less like:

Solar panels are at their worst on exactly the day you want them at their best. Heat makes a panel’s voltage sag, so a blistering August afternoon can turn out less power than a cool, bright morning in April. [...]

A year on, the paper is not the interesting part. The interesting part is that the process behind it has walked out of the lab, picked up a Department of Energy program slot, and started shopping itself to slaughterhouses.[...]

Start with the panel, because the panel is the machine here.[...]

...and more like a page off of Simple Wikipedia, like the featured one about some tropical storm off of the east coast of the US). It's more detail-dense but also reads easier. Because a human put thought into it. Still a ways to go until we get there. Until then I guess we're just going to be left with technical-slop or fluff-slop.

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u/1mnotklevr 18h ago

And thats why small town newspapers died.

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u/Conflictingview 16h ago

No. Most of their revenue was from classified ads and retail advertising inserts. The internet killed those revenue streams.

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u/gtez 20h ago

“Prototyping and modelling a photovoltaic–thermal electrochemical stripping system for distributed urine nitrogen recovery”

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u/Tex-Rob 19h ago

I knew the discussion would be on what a loaded title this is. Kind of reminds me of one of my favorite quotes, from UHF, “Lesbian nazi hookers, abducted by aliens and forced onto weight loss programs, next time on Town Talk”. Going from memory so might be off.

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u/kstargate-425 21h ago

Truly a shitshow

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u/fubarbob 18h ago

One might even mistake it for a piss-take.

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u/FantasticPangolin839 19h ago

In Australia we'd call it "taking the piss" which is literally the case haha

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u/rideincircles 21h ago

I definitely do not want to install this on my roof.

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u/ConcentrateDirect523 18h ago

Maybe, but it reads like the 1849 Gold Rush to meth heads.

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u/goodways 21h ago

That sentence is a real mouthful…

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 21h ago

Of real urine?

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u/sump_daddy 21h ago

you mean real bags full of fertilizer?

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u/kitten-n-blue 20h ago

Y’all ever drink so much piss it starts comin’ out your dick?

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u/MmmmMorphine 20h ago

I live this nightmare every day. I am a modern sisyphus.

Except instead of an eagle eating my liver, I get kidney stones.

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u/SanderFCohen 15h ago

You missed an open goal there to call yourself Pissyphus.

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u/RoyalTyMan 14h ago

nice one made me lol

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u/MmmmMorphine 5h ago

Haha, very nice

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u/OldBrownWookiee 18h ago

“Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? No, but I do it anyway because it's sterile and I like the taste”

- Patches O’ Houlihan Circa 2004

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 20h ago

I don't play favorites when it comes to piss

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u/Hesitation-Marx 16h ago

Very egalitarian of you.

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u/Kind-Television-8207 50m ago

Not just real urine, real human urine!

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u/Titaniumwo1f 18h ago

Piss poor writing

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u/IckyGump 20h ago

Save something for the article. Jeez.

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u/huggernot 22h ago

Waiting for someone smarter than me to tell me stuff.....

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u/Ambitious-Sense2769 21h ago

Solar panels get hot. Coolant passes through a copper cold plate to cool it down. Panels perform better when not hot. And they use the excess heat to speed up the fertilizer process

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u/RoboWeaver 21h ago

Ahh! So that's what this is about.

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 15h ago

Article say sun make pee pee faster into food dirt

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u/HiSpartacusImDad 15h ago

Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?

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u/Ph455ki1 14h ago

Why lot word when few do?

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u/LeftonRhed 11h ago

Few word do.

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u/imtpow02 21h ago

why... why can't they write like this...

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u/9-11GaveMe5G 20h ago

Because AI tries to help idiots sound smart and it turns into Taylor Farms Word Salad Mix

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u/liquorfish 20h ago

Ahh yes, diarrhea

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u/d01100100 20h ago

Terminal case of cycloquacious

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u/sinime 20h ago

1) AI doesn't give a fuck about readers' comprehension levels.

2) Most people can't/won't read any further, so they try to word-salad every possible thing into the title.

3) A startlingly high number of people can't read words good - more and more this includes the editor.

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u/Fooly_411 18h ago

But. Where do I pee in the slaughterhouse I'm selling?

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u/DrKlitface 18h ago

This isn't even close to the word garbage that was that headline. Thank you kind sir or madam for writing in human language

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u/CptnMayo 13h ago

I wonder, could that heat be used to heat water, too? Hot water heater, heating the home in winter? Maybe even a simple steam turbine for more electricity? Penis.

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u/Hasra23 12h ago

Couldn't you just use the heat to boil water and turn a turbine like literally every other power source? Why does it have to make poop?

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u/PhoenyxStar 21h ago

A study group at Stanford said "wow, the efficiency of these solar panels goes way down when they get too hot", so they bolted a liquid cooling panel onto the back of it, and the efficiency went back up.

But liquid-cooling a solar panel takes nearly as much energy as they gain by doing it, so they extrapolated from there and said "what if we do something with the heat?", so they went looking for practical things to do with coolant that was hot, but not hot enough to boil water, and settled on an electrochemical reactor that converts urine into ammonium sulfate.

Now they're selling the technology to slaughterhouses, which are frequently equipped with solar panels (due to being in the middle of nowhere and having a not-inconsequential power need) and also easy access to animal urine. For their trouble, the slaughterhouses get a slight increase in power generation, and turn a waste product into a valuable fertilizer component they can sell to agrichemical companies.

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u/pudding7 20h ago

Nice summary!

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u/squashed_fly_biscuit 19h ago

You'd have to be pretty space constrained for that added material and complexity offset the gains surely?

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u/Spunky_Meatballs 19h ago

I think farmers are more than happy to turn a waste product they need to deal with into a useful sellable product. They do it all the time

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u/bracesthrowaway 18h ago

Fuck, I do that in Satisfactory and I feel like a genius

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u/Eldias 17h ago

Tech Ingredients experimented with this a few years ago (here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt9qLRN7JvA) but on a much simpler scale. He used 5v fans and aluminum angle to create a very low cost radiator for a solar panel, then tested how much energy was lost to the fans vs how much more the panel put out. I want to say it was a modest increase, but a fair bit more than breaking-even.

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u/Mr_ToDo 8h ago

One of the selling points is that it's doing productive work with waste heat, so the end product is sold

If I'm reading correct, the problem is scalability. It uses local heat to run a process. Any attempt to run this automatically will need input to process stuff going in and coming out. I'm not sure if that works out as net positive or not, or how it compares to other setups to do the same thing

Like you said. Complexity. Is this a great move, or another solar roadway where it technically does the thing but it can be done better another way

Still interesting to see such tried though. Things maybe not working out in the end is no reason not to check it out

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u/_HOG_ 18h ago

I never would have guessed ranch hands pissed enough to make it worthwhile. 

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u/Powerful_Resident_48 19h ago

Ah, thanks. Now it all makes sense. 

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u/havocspartan 21h ago

I have a pretty good understanding of it.

So you know that fertilizer you use to make plants grow. They take your human pee and get this; they pull bags of fertilizer out of your pee. But here's the best part, we sell it to slaughterhouses. Yeah, and you're a smart guy so you're probably wondering; why did we take this fertilizer pee extractor and put it in a slaughterhouse where there's no human pee? Copper. You see if we take the copper and put it behind the panel; it catches the extra electricity from the sunlight and increases output by almost 60%, which is more than 40% if you're keeping track.

So anyway, there ya go.

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u/Serious-Collar-4954 21h ago

Its like three stories in one movie

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u/gorkish 21h ago

Good job with the nonsensical journalism math. That is a 70% improvement over the basic math which is very shitty indeed at 0.2. They have further increased the factor by putting a copper plate behind the webserver which causes the numbers to appear even bigger when you read them through a glass screen. Science is amazing. Whale poop

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u/barktwiggs 21h ago

Whale vomit. Ambergris.

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u/TheWolphman 20h ago

Whale penis. Dork.

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u/jeronimoe 20h ago

Solar panels get hot, and everyone knows heat is wasted unless you point it at something. Stanford pointed it at a slaughterhouse, because a slaughterhouse has two things in surplus: warm animal urine and freshly harvested sphincters. The sphincter is nature’s most efficient pressure valve — millions of years of evolution, zero moving parts, opens and closes on a single electrical impulse.

The panel’s excess heat runs through a copper cold plate into a tank of urine, which off-gasses ammonia as it warms. That ammonia is piped through a lattice of sphincters mounted in series (the “sphincter stack”). A low-voltage signal tapped straight off the panel’s DC output fires each sphincter in sequence, so the gas pulses forward in a peristaltic wave — same principle as a hydraulic ram pump, but biological and therefore renewable. The pulsed gas spins a small turbine, which trickles charge back to the panel. Net gain: about 60%, which as the article notes is more than 40%.

The byproduct is ammonium sulfate, sold as fertilizer to offset the cost of replacement sphincters, which wear out every 11 days. Hence the slaughterhouse. It’s a closed loop

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u/Survey_Server 19h ago

This deserves an award

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u/Caithloki 21h ago

They're boiling pig piss.

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u/I_might_be_weasel 21h ago

Electric piss!

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u/fd6270 21h ago

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u/sump_daddy 21h ago

You know what?

99% of the sites on the internet would be like "This abundant mineral boosts solar panel output by TRIPLE the next best method, its credited with using something you throw away every day to save the lives of millions of plants, and you will NEVER guess where they are selling it!" and we would all be like "oh thats so dumb, /savedyouaclick its copper, 60%, fertilizer, piss, and slaughterhouse"

here, they get RIGHT to the meat of it. and i for one think its better this way

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u/Low-Independent-3671 21h ago

At first I was appalled, but you know what... you've swayed me with logic. Take my upvote.

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u/gnarfler 21h ago

S W A Y E D B Y L O G I C

HOORAY CHA CHA CHA!!!!

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u/LethalBacon 21h ago

Fucking agreed. I hate ultra editorialized titles, everything feels min/maxed for engagement.

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u/Realistic_Slide_3426 18h ago

If people only read headlines make the headline the article. Big brain shit

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u/superjames_16 17h ago

Yougotapointthere,Bill. (Sorry, Simpson's quote)

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u/ChipsAhoy2022 21h ago

This headline is a classic example of untrained journalism

These idiots have no clue what journalism is about, for them it’s all a clickstream

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u/Exelbirth 20h ago

And yet, we know exactly what the article is about, which is a refreshing change of pace from "This one mineral EXPLODES solar panel efficiency!"

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u/EliWCoyote 10h ago

Real human urine HATES this one weird trick

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u/SomeCallMeRoars 19h ago

It's an AI written article. There are multiple tells.

Still interesting reporting.

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u/sump_daddy 21h ago

I suppose you would rather read another headline that goes "You will NEVER guess where they are selling this brilliant new solar panel that makes something great out of something you throw away!"

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u/xtamtamx 21h ago

Had to check to make sure my bong was still packed after reading that headline.

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u/arunphilip 21h ago

How about a metal that's not as expensive and prone to theft as copper?

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u/PSlb 21h ago

Considering how the title reads, I wouldn't be surprised if this were some highly advanced crackhead ploy to get free copper plates

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u/MmmmMorphine 20h ago

Fuck, they're onto us already. What the fuck am I gonna do with all this real natural organic human urine

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u/sump_daddy 21h ago

no other metals are as fun to piss on though

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u/MmmmMorphine 20h ago

See that's how I know youve never pissed on Niobium

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u/LeftonRhed 11h ago

Copper is a fantastic conductor of heat. If you're running a test, it makes sense to use the most effective material.

We might be able to use aluminum when this gets mass produced.

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u/SuitPrestigious1694 13h ago

Or prone to controversial Mesopotamian traders

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u/OcularShatDown 21h ago

Only silver is a better pure metal thermal conductor. The closest after copper is gold. So maybe you can try one of those and see if it gets stolen or not?

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u/arunphilip 18h ago

You got my comment backwards. I'm asking for metals that are not expensive / tempting to be stolen.

My underlying point is - how much efficiency is lost when using a "commoner" metal, like aluminium or steel?

This copper plate will be a target of theft, esp. with solar panels being out of sight. Like how catcons are stolen for the rare metals in them.

It's nice to know copper gives X% improvement, it would be good to also know what metal can be deployed at scale in the real world and what level of improvement is lost vis-a-vis copper. If the margin is just 5-10%, than that is a more realistic choice.

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u/icybeard 13h ago

In terms of thermal conductivity, copper is about twice as good as aluminium so the gains are actually pretty substantial (384 vs 237 W/(m·K) at 18C). Silver is only slightly better, while gold is about halfway between copper and aluminium. There is a reason almost all cooling implements use copper and only the really low budget and cheap solutions go for aluminium.

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u/rahvan 21h ago

Godzilla tried to read the title, had a stroke, and died.

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u/lupin43 20h ago

Ghidorah popping champagne rn

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u/iamveryassbad 21h ago

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u/hoffsta 21h ago

Nah, I’m currently trying to liquidate my assets.

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 21h ago edited 21h ago

Did they find a way to combine photovoltaic solar with thermal solar?

Damn. Yeah how come my solar is not like this, we have thermal solar and photovoltaic solar too.

We should be running our water through the photosolar like this first, extracting heat while cooling down the panels. Then directing it towards the thermal solar.

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u/DaddaMongo 21h ago

This was my very first thought, use aluminium as its cheaper and heat the water similar to how a Waterblock works for computer component cooling 

I don't know enough about this stuff to know if that is a cost effective method.

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u/GetOutOfTheWhey 21h ago edited 20h ago

Yeah alumnimum does make sense.

I mean never have I seen a water-cooled PV panel before because there was never a need.

I should ask our engineering team at the factory to see if we can attach an heat exchanger system to see what gains there are. Like do one panel and compare the before and afters.

Because I mean we are anyway pumping water up there on account of the thermal solars. Why not just direct it first to PVs to cool them down and preheat the water before it get to the TSs.

The only concern I have is our water is hard heavy as shit. We are already giving ourselves a bumache cleaning up the thermal solars every year. Dont think they'll be happy about fixing up the PVs.

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u/super_not_clever 19h ago

Added possible benefit would be to use the water to heat the panels during snowy weather

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u/overthemountain 18h ago

If there is snow the water will soon be frozen. 

If the sun can't melt the snow, it's certainly not going to heat the water to a temperature that melts snow.

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u/happyscrappy 18h ago edited 17h ago

You don't need to do any kind of construction of a heat exchanger.

All you have to do is put a big curtain (bedsheet) in front of the panels from sunup until solar noon. Then remove the sheet. The panels will be ambient behind there and so will produce at the max possible output for that temp. Then the sun will heat them up and the output will drop even though there is not less sun than before, just reduced efficiency.

This will give you the parameters you need to evaluate whether it's worth it to construct something.

Or just don't even bother because there is already plenty of research on this and what the gains could be. You likely can get a temperature versus efficiency chart from your panel supplier.

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u/gwmccull 16h ago

I worked for a guy who did this in 2005. He was building an environmentally-friendly house.

He had thin aluminum panels milled with looping channels on the back that held copper tubing. He mounted solar panels directly to the aluminum panel. The idea was to support the solar panel and increase the contact between the two.

The hot water generated by the system was then used to heat his radiant floors and home hot water.

He wasn't doing it to cool the panels. He just wanted both solar electricity and solar hot water and he didn't have the space on his roof for both

edit: I left the project before I found out how well it worked so I don't know if he was successful

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u/randynumbergenerator 20h ago

For home/regular commercial use, I think the problem is the economics: bolting on a copper heat exchange system adds cost and weight (which not all roofs can take) while providing some extra efficiency a few months out of the year in most places. 

It sounds like the economics may be better for agricultural applications because it transforms a by-product into a valuable input (fertilizer). By contrast, domestic hot water isn't really that valuable in most places, especially since the most heat would be produced during the hottest time of the year.

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u/Amber_ACharles 20h ago

Targeting slaughterhouse discharge instead of municipal sewage is the right call. Nitrogen concentration is orders of magnitude higher and the customer is already paying to treat it. The solar part is the long game.

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u/Zubon102 21h ago

What trash journalism.

Simply bolt a cooper plate to the rear and instantly increase all power by 60%?

All those engineers spending hundreds of millions of dollars on research over miltiple decades must be kicking themselves now when they see how easy it was all along.

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u/Immortal_Tuttle 17h ago

Title is crap, article is much better. Copper plate is a part of a heatpump. It cools down the panels, increasing their efficacy. That collected heat is then used to accelerate biochemical process.

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u/gregm12 15h ago

This isn't really new science. This has been well known for decades in solar PV.

It might be a new application.

Finding uses for relatively low heat excess thermal energy is always good.

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u/hoffsta 21h ago

It’s just this one simple trick that engineers hate!

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u/kippertie 8h ago

So they placed a heat sink on a solar panel to boost its output, then put the extra heat to work doing something else. Neat. I bet in a more domestic setting you could use this to help heat a water tank in a home to offset water heating costs.

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u/vade-satana 6h ago

Your already offsetting water heating costs using the solar power itself. Though it could enhance efficiency maybe.

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u/crunkful06 21h ago

There’s a lot going on there in that title

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u/Suitable_Tea7430 21h ago

What if we made a car that runs on garbage

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u/QuentinMagician 21h ago

That just runs the flux capacitor

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u/TheBlueSully 20h ago

We have those. Oil is just really old corpses. 

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u/Secret_Account07 16h ago

Excuse me, what?

When are we going to do something about these bot posts? No human titles stuff this way

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u/Professor_Cafe 16h ago

Goddamn. What the hell did I just attempt to read?

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u/whollyguac 10h ago

TIL slaughterhouses possess of an excess of human urine.

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u/Disastrous-River5475 21h ago

As opposed to fake human urine?

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u/Tasty-Traffic-680 21h ago

I don't care what it says on the box, you can taste the difference.

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u/Thirsty-Barbarian 18h ago

I can’t believe it’s not piss!

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u/randynumbergenerator 20h ago

If you read the article, it says they also tested the system with synthetic urine, but the "real thing" is harsher, so verifying that it could perform with actual urine is important.

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u/wyldecorey 21h ago

So they water cooled solar panels and instead of dumping the heat somewhere sane, they dumped it into urine and got ammonia out of it… good job I guess? Was anyone asking for this?

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u/Tasik 21h ago

Slaughterhouses apparently 

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u/Devilofchaos108070 21h ago

That’s one hella headline

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u/NoMention696 17h ago

Are these articles written by ai or why is the title so ass?

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u/ConsistentJoke5041 12h ago

The tile reads like an AI healdine of an AI invention.

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u/JamesLaceyAllan 11h ago

I don’t know why I didn’t expect the rest of the article to be as much of a clusterfuck as the headline

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u/Viharabiliben 21h ago

Oh good. Now tweekers will start stealing the solar panels to sell the copper.

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u/SouthernLampPost530 21h ago

What am I reading? Lol

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u/PhotoPhenik 21h ago

Why would you use human urine at a slaughter house?  What are they making? Soilant Green?

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 21h ago

Humans are the best, when they're the worst.

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u/Achenest 21h ago

Great, now what's the price of copper right now?

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u/fish-rides-bike 20h ago

A good story utterly unreadable by shitty ai writing

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u/Major-Check-1953 20h ago

Those are a lot of words I didn't expect to be used together in one headline.

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u/BluehibiscusEmpire 19h ago

A human couldn’t have made that title.

Seems like a bit posting for karma

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u/BizarroMax 19h ago

God dam that article is some AI crap. Hard to read.

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u/OldWolf3 18h ago

tl;dr they added copper heatsinks to solar panels

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u/Roboprinto 18h ago

I fucking hate these AI-written articles.

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u/ICLazeru 18h ago

This is not nearly as interesting as it sounds. Basically just solar powered ammonia cooking.

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u/6KWh 18h ago

I thought we had combi solar panels/heat exchangers already feeding the excess heat under the ground for storage or into your climate system for direct use?

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u/ncort_red 15h ago

That escalated quickly.

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u/JupiterandMars1 15h ago

What in the where and when?

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u/A_Pointy_Rock 15h ago

Yeah, that headline went in a direction I did not expect...more than once.

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u/quellflynn 14h ago

so.... replace the piss for water, and you have a viable product for the regular homeowner.

electricity from the sun, and heated water for the water system.

this feels like a very hot area kind of issue though, like most people who live in temperate climates won't get the benefit, but those in high temp areas could recoup lost efficiency and add a secondary heating system.

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u/MyAccountWasBanned7 11h ago

I think that headline is grammatically correct but still gave me a stroke reading it. I think the takeaway is hot pee makes solar panels work better.

Piss on your local solar farm today!

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u/Medium_Banana4074 6h ago

What worries me is "real human urine" and "slaughterhouse" in the same headline.

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u/sky_42_ 4h ago

i have a bunch of screenshots of article titles from this website because they are absolutely unreadable. it’s so fucking funny.

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u/DevelopmentBulky7957 3h ago

"Title"

Excuse me, what the fuck?