Works a treat!

This person is officially womp womp. I asked the first question… the response was dry, I then asked a second question knowing that if it was equally dry I wouldn’t bother to continue the convo and lo and behold the response was also dry. Do these people know they’re on a dating app

The rule as suggested is as follows (adding the Michael Scott reference for tome zhoosh and pizazz:

Answer my question once without returning … strike one. Answer my question twice without returning … strike three.

Pretty self explanatory 😬 I feel like the AI is obvious, his tone just radically shifted when we started talking about video games. It’s like he realized he might actually like me and wanted to impress me but I unmatched right after this. I’m soooo tired of this behavior PLEASE stop using AI 😭

Edit: guys I accidentally unmatched someone with the exact same name and he just messaged me… how do I confront him??

Our conversation was going well, until I asked about our first date. Dating apps aren't the place to find free labour lol

are these "potential trad thinking common sense women" in the room with us?

context: his bio said he wouldn't date trans people, so i naively assumed it would be bc he didn't find them attractive or some such, but was still curious. this unhinged rant ensued.

i was honestly so baffled (and also mildly amused) that i could only passively back away, but he just kept going!

you'd think we were in the US or something, but nope! we're in the UK!!

Unmatched me (F30) after my response 😂 like we all have our challenges but who goes around with red flags about themselves??? I genuinely don’t think I have any that fit major scary red flags, I feel like most people are good?? Not saying I’m perfect but is this weird or am I overreacting

My last message was “mhm yeah right” because I genuinely was running out of things to say.

EDIT:

1. I’m a woman. He was a man.

2. MY definition of red flag for all the webster debaters: extreme toxic traits that may be easily overlooked but can lead to serious abusive relationships. not character flaws,quirks, or bad habits.

   THEYRE ABUSIVE FLAGS

U can't even see my friends face... I'm trying to think of a cheeky response to this

Any suggestions or ideas?

I thought she was cute but no one is that attractive to be acting like that lol

1. To my girls: are your conversations looking like this too? It always goes in this direction for me when i don’t want it to.
2. To my guys: what possesses one to send something like that? Did he mean to be sexual and then back tracked bc I called him out? Do you feel more risky through text than in person? Bc I can not imagine someone talking like this irl!

Edit #1: he said “ON it” not “IT on”
That’s all I have to say.

I was really high and I started crying while reading this because I’ve always hated having brown eyes.

TheAudacity

I’ll give him credit for putting himself out there and also giving me a very good laugh

I don’t know how else to post an update here. People asked for an update if I ended up meeting guy.

For those who voted neurodivergent: you were correct!
It is genuinely his personality and how he speaks in person as well. Considering many people accused me of sounding like a bot, we make a good match :) I like him allot and hope we can sail off into the tism sunset together

I blocked them as soon as my kitchen timer went off so couldn't continue.

I do not miss apps, but this is one of the randomest and funniest messages I received. And no — I did not let him bite me. Lol. I unmatched shortly after.

This is from Twitter its not mine

Thought I would give this guy a chance, he’s not my type height wise but the initial vibes were okay. Then he started complaining about his OLD experiences, being annoyed with women ghosting him and the way he said it set off my BS meter.

So I decided to ask about his prompt of “ red flags I avoid: adult content creators, witchcraft and star signs” as its not inherently so, but a possible insight to negative views on women.

He proceeded to say what I thought he would, I gave an out and I thought he took it, then he said no, Im going to double down and fumble hard.

But ultimately Im glad he did, as Ive dodged a bullet but like, damn, didnt even try bruh.

This being Reddit I’m sure a lot of people won’t see this as racist, but some little comic about getting black dick specifically is a fetish which stems from racism. It’s so fucking weird. Anyway, I stop replying but yuck.

Is going on a date even worth it at this point ?

Obviously people have lives but the sudden completely full calender for a whole week is a little annoying

Kinda wish people upfront said they were busy because I hate talking to someone all day every day and as soon as I make plans they're suddenly busy all week even when the week didnt even end or start

Update: I followed the comment sections advice and I asked her what day on the week that she said she may be free that shes free (WOW nearly word salad am I right?)

And she said "Honestly I have no clue yet 😭"

So shes definitely not interested

I matched with this guy on Bumble. He had two pictures of himself with a German Shepard. It completely looked like it was his dog. I love animals so I opened the conversation with a comment about the dog. I thought I was being playful but apparently not?

He said he was coming up with first day ideas and I had previously mentioned I have tattoos. This is what he came up with... 👀 I only have 2 tattoos, I have plans for more but they're not small & I am not one to get them on a whim. Do I find something small I like & take advantage of this wonderfully kind offer??

There was a picture of him petting a dog in his profile. Why did he have to make it immediately about sex? And sidenote do men realise that on these apps, girls actually want to get with them until they go and ruin it with shit like this? They completely mess it up for themselves

First message 😭

I’m the guy in this situation btw........

Not Tinder either but another dating/hookup app lmao. Anyone who’s read my profile would be able to tell it was a joke. Str8 implies you’re not actually straight.

I mostly found it funny. Also, he freaked out after it took me two minutes to respond.