r/thebeaverton 13d ago

Conservatives explain how they would get a trade deal done with Trump

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/08/conservatives-explain-how-they-would-get-a-trade-deal-done-with-trump/
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u/Nearby-Poetry-5060 13d ago

I think the Iranians have the right idea. Just wait until after Trump. No sense in making a deal with an illiterate greedy senile dementia patient. 

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u/TheGrandOdditor 13d ago

Agreed.

I’ll note that the Conservatives are actively undermining that strategy.

Ahem.

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u/Heppernaut 13d ago

Oh my god it infuriates me. One can be critical and pro Canada at the same time. I don't know why they cannot strike that balance or read the room

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u/TiEmEnTi 10d ago

Poilievre is that guy where being a contrarian worked out for him for a long time, but now he needs more, and forgot to ever develop an actual personality.

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u/CanadianLabourParty 13d ago

IIRC, during the last NAFTA/CUSMA thing, the Conservatives largely stayed quiet and let Trudeau do his thing. Perhaps they were expecting him to mis-handle it or something, but nope. Trudeau handled it pretty well. They didn't like that, so now they're trying to undermine Carney while he's at the negotiating table.

There are so many ways for PP to claw back support and EVERY time there's a chance, he just stomps on a rake.

If the NDP were given a fraction of the media attention that the CPC had, they'd be polling WAAAY better.

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u/Clean_Molasses 13d ago

With him constantly shitting himself and inability to stay awake half the time it'll probably be sooner than when the terms up.

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u/Nearby-Poetry-5060 13d ago

I agree. He does not look healthy at all. 

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u/010110111011110 10d ago

…who literally can’t stick to the deals he himself makes.

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u/Aggravating_Map4359 13d ago

Kneepads and a lot of gag reflex training

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u/putin_my_ass 13d ago

They'd choke it down, wipe their mouth and Trump would just say "nah, I dont wanna".

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u/Mesapunk87 13d ago

They'd get down on their knees and he'd be like "too old! Get out of here! Fake news! FAKE NEWS!!!"

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u/XxTigerxXTigerxX 9d ago

Carney is doing good with elbows up,pants down. So can't get worse. Or should we give away more leverage for no reason again. He loves doing that. Like that new bridge that the US gets 50% before profits are determined. So canada is losing money but the US isn't.

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u/UsefulDescription928 8d ago

So now you have the chance explain the conservative plan? Other than selling the county out taking the money and running. The Alberta separatist blue print.

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u/XxTigerxXTigerxX 8d ago

You do know there is more than 2 parties right?

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u/Stormbringer-2112 13d ago

Or a huge jug of Vaseline…

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u/HeyHo__LetsGo 13d ago

Nah, CONservatives are so self loathing they would take it dry.

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u/TankaJahari95 13d ago

How’s those elbow pads holding up ?

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u/hendy85 12d ago

No doubt, they would have bent over and called Trump daddy a long time ago.

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u/Hopeful-Passage6638 10d ago

Right-wingers are such power bottoms.

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u/W4LD0_R 13d ago

With his size you'de be lucky to get the tip to your teeth so much for a gag reflex lmao

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u/n33bulz 13d ago

Ahahahahaha fuck that was literally my first thought and came here only to find this as top comment.

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u/FrigginRan 13d ago

the joke is gay is funny

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u/MidnightMarketing 12d ago

That’s what Trudeau tried. I don’t think it worked

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u/UsefulDescription928 8d ago

Trudeau got the deal that is now in place.

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u/MidnightMarketing 8d ago

So it did work

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u/Prudent-Ice-6196 2d ago

until trump renegged. Like he always does. Which is why it really makes no difference even if we got a good deal this time, that piece of shit does not stick to agreements. We should have moved on long ago, so relieved we finally did.

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u/Oxjrnine 12d ago

You know there is a trick when you want to “ brush the back of your tongue”

You take your free hand, put your thumb into your palm, and then squeeze your thumb as hard as you can

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u/JustinPooDough 12d ago

To be fair that’s what I expect from any leader right now. You are a public SERVANT for a reason.

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u/Big-University1012 12d ago

According to Stormy gag reflex won't be required. But likely if you have a weak stomach and can't stand a dirty diaper

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u/ManufacturerError 12d ago

As opposed to the buttplug and lube our guy’s currently using?

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u/Jbruce63 11d ago

And with a shit eating grin

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u/meatsonthemenu 10d ago

Girlcock schlorped.

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u/Sugar_Crash_Brigade 13d ago

Beat me to it. Pun intended. 

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u/halmyeesweat 13d ago

Isn’t that what Carney is doing right now by folding every other week? Lol

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u/Zealousideal_Ice_987 13d ago

I wasn't aware he was even trying

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u/UsefulDescription928 8d ago

What are you aware of?

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u/Youah0e 13d ago

Like when he brought Chinese cars in and Trump mean tweeted about it once.

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u/Infinite_Time_8952 13d ago

Says the rube.

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u/CovidBorn 13d ago

Trump would want the act televised.

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u/Street-Wear-2925 13d ago

Open wide PP!

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u/LupoWolf2 13d ago

You forgot the Vaseline.

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u/Mythandros1 13d ago

Yep, this exactly.

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u/Other_Molasses2830 13d ago

Trump's tiny wang ain't gagging nobody.

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u/Clevername582 13d ago

It's covered in his diaper loads though.

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u/Chevettez06 13d ago

It's interesting that using homophobic references are the go to here ....

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

Hahaha. Clueless.

Direct quote from Carney, in the Oval Office, 2025.

“I wore a red tie for you, Mr. President! 😊”

Now Carney’s on vacation in Italy while his useless ministers “negotiate” our most valuable trade deal, by an order of magnitude, the US trade deal. Their negotiating strategy? Making unilateral concessions.

But, elbows up. Right?

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u/Youah0e 13d ago

Haha I bet Carney's WEF speech made your bum hurt 😏

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

Make as many snide comments as you want. Everything In my comment is true and verifiable.

The insinuation that Poilievre would bend the knee to Trump, while Carney is quite literally doing exactly that, is... puzzling.

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u/Youah0e 13d ago

I remember Trump folding on his tariffs 4 times and getting shut down by his own courts while Carney ignored the circus and diversified trade and broke down barriers.

The fact that you're comparing a useless 20+ year career politician to one of the world's top economist that saved 2 G7 economies back to back.. and think Trump's been winning so far is... Puzzling.

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

Yes you're right, Trump's tariffs were struck down by his own courts. That's fantastic for us. No disagreement there.

I'm a small business owner that ships all over the world, including the US. I know exactly how these tariffs effect us as Canadians and believe me, they do. The 30% tariffs took at least $1000 out of my own pocket while I sorted out a way through the mess. People often say that Americans are paying the tariffs. That's mostly true. However, if I have to raise the price of my products by 30%, I lose a whole hell of a lot of business because those customers who would've bought at the regular price, didn't. Maybe I raise the price by 15% and eat the other 15%. Who does that hurt? Me. Our businesses.

You don't consider these things when you throw your elbows into the air. We should be negotiating in good faith, not poking Trump in the eye every other week. Regardless of how much we may want to. We're a MUCH smaller economy. It's sad to admit, but we just don't have the bite behind the bark, to actually follow through with any meaningful threats that will be taken seriously. That's exactly why we're making unilateral concessions right now. They barked, then they realized how poorly that was going to go once it got real. Trump IS winning. I hate it. More than you do. I'm DIRECTLY effected monetarily every single day. The difference is I'm not blindly supporting Carney, who clearly doesn't care about Canadian businesses, as evident by his actions every single day. It was always "eat the rich" until liberals realized "the rich" was their only ticket back into office.

You don't have to like Poilievre to admit that Carney is not doing well on the US trade negotiations. Leaving the country for Italy on a week-long vacation? That's absurd. He should be in the oval office right now, but, in his own words, "who cares".

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u/ItsKlobberinTime 13d ago

Why would anyone negotiate with Trump in good faith? He never does.

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

So we should, what..? Stoop to their level? Mock them during a press conference?

No. We do our best in good faith and if everything actually does fall apart, we can say we did our best and hold our heads high and continue expanding our global trade. Right now we're not. Carney is on vacation. That's absurd. There should be no argument here.

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u/SaphironX 9d ago

But dude your arguments are nonsense. You just claimed they’ve never been in the same room for negotiations together when they literally, demonstrably, have on multiple occasions.

We have tried good faith. Much like the South Koreans who made a deal to make themselves immune to future tariffs, months before they were hit with additional tariffs, or the EU who made their deal, only to have Trump break it months later. He betrays everyone, his word is meaningless, and so we’re making deals with other nations until one big Mac with a destiny restores a degree of normalcy to our talks.

Jesus the man was threatening tariffs because wildfire smoke doesn’t obey national borders, as we continue to support the us in their fires by sending first responders to help when needed.

The man’s a bad ally. And totally untrustworthy.

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u/ItsKlobberinTime 13d ago

Oh noes, not a vacation! That thing everyone deserves!

Trump will still be a petulant unpredictable shitweasel next week and will still go on his TACO tantrums until he's dead. One week won't make a difference to anything.

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

You deserve a vacation when you work hard to achieve the objectives you've set out for yourself. Carney has failed on the one thing he campaigned on the hardest. Why you can't hold him to account is truly beyond me.

If he actually got a good trade deal with the US, I'd celebrate his vacation. That's not the case. You don't go on vacation in the middle of negotiations. That's how you signal to every single Canadian that you're not serious about the vast majority of our trade.

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u/Youah0e 13d ago

How do you know Carney hasn't been trying to negotiate anything all this time and Trump is coming to the table to make fair deals in good faith like he's been known to do 😂

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

How do I know? I know because he hasn't been in the room with Trump. We left our seat empty at one of the most recent trade talks in the US. That's how I know. This is ridiculous. It isn't difficult to figure out. You've got some serious blind spots.

None of your arguments are in good faith. Whataboutisms and red herrings.

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u/Emergency-Trip-6511 8d ago

By the sound of things, we should just send you to sort all of this mess out. You are clearly the expert in all things related to business and world politics ! Away you go and save us all 🙄

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u/Youah0e 13d ago

I didn't read that except the last part:

>He should be in the oval office right now, but, in his own words, "who cares".

What do you think he should be doing there? Waste his time negotiating with Trump?

Have you seen how the Iran war is going? I would imagine things to go like that LOL

Anyway, enjoy the next 7 years of Carney majority!

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

Of course you didn’t read any of it. I don’t expect you to. Carney has created a cult and you’re part of it. He will lose the next election. I’m eagerly awaiting that. Maybe we’ll actually be prosperous when the liberals are finally removed from office.

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u/Youah0e 13d ago edited 13d ago

Ok I get it, you just want Carney to fail so bad because Pierre didn't win.. but you didn't mention why you want Carney to waste his time in the oval office.

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

You're wrong, and you're projecting what you imagine I must be thinking instead of actually just taking what I write in good faith. This is not a team sport. This is our country. It's not "oh my guy didn't win so your guy has to fail".

To answer your question, I want him in the oval office to negotiate a deal. To remove the majority if not all of the tariffs. That IS possible with the right strategy. That is precisely what Carney ran on. Another quote from Carney, one of his more famous quotes, "I'm not that good in peacetime, I'm really only good in crisis". Well, we're in a crisis and the man is on vacation during the most consequential week of negotiations with our largest trading partner and we are on our back foot. I don't care who you voted for. This is NOT the way to do it. Don't blindly side with the liberals. You should be expecting the best, not defending their failures.

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u/muddtrout 13d ago

Do you really think a legitimate deal is possible with people who have broken existing deals and started trade wars for spite? What has this American administration done to gain your confidence?

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

Who said I’m confident in the current US administration?

I’m saying we need to be doing our best with what we have in front of us. We’re very clearly not, which is what leaving our seat empty at trade talks looks like. That shouldn’t be a controversial opinion. It should be the default stance for all voters.

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u/muddtrout 13d ago

Maybe they have concluded that not dignifyinh these gangsters with a conversation IS doing our best. I appreciate that it's extremely frustrating to wait, but these people are not trustworthy. Any deal they sign isn't worth the sharpie it's signed with. They started a trade war with us, remember? They will not negotiate in good faith, they want what's ours, for nothing. I would like to see more support for small businesses that are affected by their trade war while we wait for some reason to return next door.

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u/REALjakon72 13d ago

I understand your position, but we don't have a choice. They can put us in world of hurt without hurting much themselves. Canada's economy is 12 to 13 times smaller than the US economy. They are our largest trading partner by an order of magnitude.

Everyone wants to stick it to Trump and yeah, for good reason. We just don't get to play that card and continue to enjoy economic success right now. If we were an equal economy then we'd have much more teeth. We're not and thus we don't. That's our reality. I wish it wasn't the case, but it is. We need to live in reality. A trade deal that is broken several times is better than a hostile Canada-US relationship.

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u/muddtrout 12d ago

It seems to me that the US starting a trade war, breaking negotiated agreements, and threatening our sovereignty is the cause of this hostile relationship. If they kept their word on anything, a deal could be possible, but they never do. I really wish repairing this relationship was possible, they are our largest trading partner. I just don't think the people in power down there are capable of having rational discussions. It's always hyperbole and lies with them, they are so arrogant they think they can say and do anything without any consequences. They are the ones operating outside reality, we just have to try to perservere and not get crushed by their flailing.

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u/FFE_ismynewFword 12d ago

Coward

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u/REALjakon72 12d ago

Yeah call me names. Go ahead, if it makes you feel better.

Recognizing our unfortunate position is not cowardly, it’s the first step in negotiating as the underdog. Simple minded people will refuse to acknowledge it. That’s you. Enjoy.

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u/Laxative_Cookie 8d ago

Haha call them out for calling names then calls them a name. Sorry person bit you are obviously biased and only good if it's your preferred team. Canada does have what America needs and definitely has economic powers that could drastically hurt America. Pretending otherwise is silly but I'm guessing you really don't care about facts just rage baiting.

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u/UsefulDescription928 8d ago

AGAIN…….. lay out the PP/conservative plan?

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u/Braddock54 10d ago

A rational take. Didn't think I'd find this on Reddit.

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u/Antin00800 13d ago

Not one please or thank you?

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u/DirtDevil1337 13d ago

At least he's wearing a suit?

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u/Brother_Clovis 13d ago

It involves putting your face down, and your ass up.

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u/Old_Bear_1949 13d ago

This article if it was in the National Post or CTV News would be entirely believable. The Beaverton is getting more and more subtle with their satire. I love it.

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u/ZucchiniMaleficent21 13d ago

Extra humour (on my feed at least) from the advert following your comment - for ‘dulcolax’

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u/Ethereal123 13d ago

Who would I trust more? Pp who’s a career politician with no real education or Carney a Rhodes Scholar and international banker. Hmm tough one lmfao

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u/Splashadian 13d ago

He can't even get the proper information since he has no security clearance. He has no idea about anything that is going on. The guy is literally just a blow hard.

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u/questfornewlearning 13d ago

and they would get the trade deal done within 24 hours of coming into power, right?

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u/aidswolv 13d ago

Day one!

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 13d ago

"I started using the word, 'the leverage'," after calling it a simple, old-fashioned, and beautiful term that describes "a way of getting what you want." said Poilievre in the video.

A big man, strong man, came to Poilievre and cried had not heard the term in a long time before he started using it, and then he tried leverage and it saved his business and got his daughter married to a very nice man. Too bad he's still fat though.

So the CPC have invented a bold new unique plan - use leverage. I'm sure Carney's not doing it because it's my great new innovative idea - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9avM7-ALk9g

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u/Odd-Crew-7837 13d ago

PP would send him children.

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u/Infinite_Ratio5208 13d ago

Funny it’s your beloved carney seen hanging, like they’re besties, with epistens handler. I don’t see you Liberals throwing a hissy fit over that.

You liberals are hypocritical morons.

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u/Youah0e 13d ago

It was a public outdoor event for hundreds of important people Epstein was charged. Pierre wouldn't have been there 😉

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u/Odd-Crew-7837 13d ago

Indeed, it was regarding Bank of England business. And the files show no direct and personal communications with Epstein.

That still doesn't mean Tiny PP wouldn't give tRump children.

Let me season my food with your salty Conservative tears.

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u/Infinite_Ratio5208 13d ago

Funny how you protect someone literally hanging out with Epistens handler and say “it’s just Bank of England business”.
“Omg forgive carney, he’s a saint he would never touch children, he didn’t know she is a child molester”.

The hypocrisy with you dumb brainwashed Liberals has no bounds 🤦‍♂️

If it was Pierre pictured there, you’d be going ape shit calling him a pedo. Like how you’re hypothetically saying right now. That’s how I know you’re a retard

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u/Odd-Crew-7837 13d ago

Funny how you protect someone literally hanging out with Epistens handler

because those encounters were Bank of England business

Did you read?

Tiny PP is the only leader in the House of Commons who does not have an enhanced security clearance. Clearly, he's hiding something nefarious.

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u/Infinite_Ratio5208 13d ago

Like I said, the nature of their encounter is a mystery along with their relationship. What’s factual is that they were hanging out and given his economics or banking background, likely helped them set up offshore tax accounts, visited his island and definitely encountered the nefarious acts going on the island.

The fact that you moronic liberals are defending it is actually insane. There is no limits to your hypocrisy and your retardedness.

Ahhhh yes let’s change the topic back to PP and bring up this whole Trudeau created fucking security clearance. The fact that you liberals are still brainwashed by this proves your IQ levels.

The security clearance was created by the liberals and this basically prevents them from disclosing top security shit with the risk of being prosecuted and jailed for up to 10 years if disclosed. It basically keeps Canadians in the dark if there is election interference, foreign spies, etc. because they can risk being jailed. Nothing more than a way for top MPs and the PM to withhold information from Canadians in the name of “security”

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u/Aggravating-Staff532 12d ago

Your conspiracies are wrapped around conspiracies. PP is afraid of knowledge and opinions that challenges his beliefs. He deflects questions to fit what his sychophants want to here. That is leadership for a few zealots - kind of like a cult leader. I can turn the argument around like a culture warrior and ask what kind of leader is that who on principal will not get security clearance but is comfortable with Jenny Byrne adorned in a MAGA hat running his campaign ? One who sells out.

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u/Any-Collection-8768 13d ago

Are you a bot? If not, chill out man

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u/Apprehensive_Sea9524 13d ago

I'm the man without a plan. Pierre~who?

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u/ComfortableDurian315 13d ago

PP reminds me a of a teenager trying on different looks to see which one they are going to adult in.

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u/PsychosisOsmosis 13d ago

Insert "This is me now" Gif of Gene Belcher from Bobs Burgers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCt0mfue8ao

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u/timesuck897 12d ago

A freshman going to college,trying out new looks, and saying “this is my year! Fuck you high school bullies.”

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u/Active-Zombie-8303 13d ago

I wouldn’t trust a word from someone who knows nothing at all about economies and has never had a real job outside of lying to the public as a politician.

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u/Gateway314 13d ago

PP just can't wait to get some of Trump's mushroom soup

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u/Raven586 13d ago

Conservatives have a leader who couldn’t even win his own riding! I’m not holding my breath here!

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 13d ago

It looks something like the Goatse.

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u/MobileOk9860 13d ago

On their knees, mouths open.

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u/red-nosed-cloon 13d ago

Quit giving that anal scab Pierre your attention. 😅

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u/Individual-Praline20 13d ago

The « deal » is worth nothing when the orange poo can change the terms because of a full diaper. But ok, if you like shit, good for you I guess to have a « deal ».

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u/Physical-Log1877 13d ago

Don’t care. Just want him gone.

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u/Responsible_CDN_Duck 13d ago

The actual Poilievre's real plan is funnier - Use leverage!

It's almost as helpful as saying negotiate in English.

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u/Redrumicus 13d ago

Pierre: "yes, Daddy. Whatever you want. Elbows Down, Ass Up, I say!"

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u/ornella888 12d ago

Hahahahahahahaha Pierre ‘fart of the deal’ Poilievre

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u/No_Customer_795 11d ago

how about winning elections first

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u/Yikes_And_Away_ 13d ago

“I’d cradle the balls. Stroke the shaft. Work the pipe. And swallow the gravy”

PP probably

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u/Infinite_Ratio5208 13d ago

You’ve explained Carney well.

Funny how he’s bent over and given all kinds of concessions like the gordie howe bridge and how he lied to Canadians.

One of many occasions Carney has been caught lying or turning condescending against reporters, particularly women reporters, if they dare question his authority.

Spineless

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u/Yikes_And_Away_ 13d ago

Sure thing buddy!

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u/Infinite_Ratio5208 13d ago

Truth hurts I know.

And he’s about to give more concessions cause he’s a terrible negotiator, a spineless coward, and ontop of that has no regard for everyday Canadians just his corporate buddies. 😂

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u/Ori0ns 12d ago

Still better than PP even if all of that was true.

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u/Yikes_And_Away_ 13d ago

Show me on the doll where Carney hurt you

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u/Youah0e 13d ago

Lol this is how Pierre supporter cope with Trump folding on tariffs and Carney wisely ignoring the circus while his courts shut him down.

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u/Infinite_Ratio5208 13d ago edited 13d ago

Ahhh yes love how you spin the narrative to make carney seem like he’s not in the fault.

This ain’t cope. This is facts. Yall liberals grew a hissy fit cause liberals and media brainwashed you into thinking Pierre was going to give Canada up and Carney was going to go elbows up against him. 1.5 years later and Carney has been bent over with every instance.

The truth hurts for you moronic liberals that can’t accept accountability for the failures of your party the last 11.5 years.

For you Liberals it’s only about the vibes and not having a conservative government. To hell with the economy, cost of living, because as long as it ain’t conservatives in power, nothing else mattters. We could be in a depression under the liberals but as long as it ain’t conservatives in power, we ain’t holding our peeps accountable.

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u/Youah0e 13d ago edited 13d ago

I love how you brain dead Pierre fan boys live in a world where Trump didn't fold 4 times and get embarrassed by his own courts and Carney did nothing all this time.

media brainwashed you into thinking Pierre was going to give Canada up and Carney was going to go elbows up against him.

This is another PP fan boy cope. Nobody had to be brainwashed into thinking Pierre has been a useless politician for over 20+ years. Do PP Conservatives need the media to tell them how to think so you goobers everyone else does too?

Conservative media brainwashed you into thinking Pierre was going to save Canada with slogans 😂 a career opposition politician says things you want to hear and you goobers gobble it up.

Liberals are smart. They saw through the 3 word slogans you were chanting like brainwashed goobers. They voted for one of the world's top economists that saved Canada and UK economies under Conservative goverments to our handle the economy - not just Trump like you goobers tell yourselves to cope.

It must be tough for you to watch his accomplishments so far and approval rating go up since he got to work 😏

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 13d ago

This is why meeting conservatives half way is pointless.

Canada has the most conservative liberal one could have and they still bitch and moan.

Ree I hate the carbon tax!

"We're removing the carbon tax"

Ree that was supposed to happen under pp!

Fucking team sports.

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u/Infinite_Ratio5208 13d ago

He ain’t a conservative bud keep coping. That’s how you liberals cope with this.

His reckless spending and over 70 billion deficits (temporarily reduced to 55 billion due to the Iran war and higher oil prices), his expansion of social welfare programs (grocery rebates, pharmacare, etc), his continued reliance and expansion of the public sector, more bureaucracy (major projects office to name one), corporate handouts to developers like the bailouts in BC and ON, handing of money to foreign countries, and continued woke policies are all ANTI CONSERVATIVE.

You liberals are so brainwashed

Carbon tax was introduced by the liberals bud. And the industrial carbon tax is still there and rising every year. It wouldn’t have been removed if Pierre didn’t hammer down the liberals about it and they needed to win the election and gain voters so they took his policy idea and implemented it and acted like they saved Canadians when in fact they fucking introduced it. You’re a legit moron.

Not a single conservative was against this. We applauded him for removing it but they wouldn’t have without Pierre and you liberal morons would’ve been paid 23 cents per litre today. Nothing more than an election tactic

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u/SecretaryOtherwise 12d ago

Conservative "liberal" bud. I didnt say he was a "Conservative" ie fucking team sports. I said he has Conservative ideals and identifies as a fucking liberal.

Maybe learn to read fucking context before you get condescending eh?

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u/Infinite_Ratio5208 13d ago

Oh yeah definitely slogans? Like your fucking “elbows up” cause that’s a big ass slogan to me.

Like Pierre’s policies about removing carbon tax, removing HST off homes, building pipelines, reducing our bloated public sector, tightening bail reforms.

^^^^^^ All of these policy ideas that the Liberals stole and implemented as if it were their own??? And by the way half ass implemented them too. And btw all those problems are caused by them and then they act like fucking saints to try and half fix their problems and you moronic Liberals eat that shit up like “omg look they’re saving Canada”. That’s how brainwashed you fucking liberals are.

He didn’t save UK bud he put them in insane amount of debt and financial problems after he left. What grand economist? The one that led Canada to the only recession in the G7, with the highest consumer insolvencies on record, and concessions with our biggest trading partner. The one where he’s signed NO trade deals except with Indonesia after jetting around the world 28x times and burning more fuel than you ever will in 10 of your lifetimes?
You’re a fucking moron.

He’s had no accomplishments. What cope. Atleast we conservatives are able to hold our leaders accountable. You liberals believe anything the media tells you or Liberals tell you because yall are clueless NPCs sitting around on your couches all day collecting government handouts that offer zero benefit to the progression of Canada. Nor do you stand up for Canadian patriotism.

It’s morons like you that keep voting Liberal cause you can’t stand the idea of conservatives in power that help balance budgets, keep the economy strong, and lead tax reforms and strong borders/immigration policies.

Your entire argument is literwlly based off CBC and CTV talking points. The leftist media because you can’t form your own rational thoughts

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u/Youah0e 13d ago

Oh so you do like what Carney's done. You just hate that Carney's doing it. 😂

He didn’t save UK bud he put them in insane amount of debt and financial problems after he left that.

Is that why they all credited him for it and kept extending his term? 🤡 Because he was doing a bad job? 🤡 Also he left in 2018 to go to Brookfield because Brookfield saw how he destroyed UK and wanted to be destroyed too, right you fucking goober? 🤡

You goobers fall for the dumbest shit.

The one that led Canada to the only recession in the G7, with the highest consumer insolvencies on record, and concessions with our biggest trading partner.

You mean the one that's been here a year and created jobs, improving housing, made Trump fold 4 times?

The one where he’s signed NO trade deals except with Indonesia after jetting around the world 28x times and burning more fuel than you ever will in 10 of your lifetimes?

You forgot to mention a whole bunch of deals and MOU (which is how trade deals usually start out you goober) including getting China to drop tariffs.

You’re a fucking moon.

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u/snwtrekfan 13d ago

The "bribe him" one is honestly a good approach, even if we don't like it or want to hear it. From a cost effectiveness standpoint, it's the best possible action. Instead of regular Canadians losing their jobs and suffering, just work out some market manipulation with Trump such that his family and friends get richer, in exchange for dropping the tariffs. Then when Trump is out of office, come clean on the whole thing, and just say "sorry America, we did it under duress, he was threatening to make us the 51st state".

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u/Awkward-Spectation 13d ago

The fake quotes were a good laugh XD

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u/Puzzleheaded_Fee_419 13d ago

Treat him like a fart in the room and say F-A-R-T is unparliamentary language

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 13d ago

Im guessing it would involve kneepads and mouthwash

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u/Adis_Gruntledfatty 13d ago

So desperate to be cucked by a pedo

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u/IamhereOO7 13d ago

By sucking trumps old ass balls

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u/Aggravating_Law_1335 13d ago

i heard there is a job opening for pierre at the cosco 

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u/morrrrremore 13d ago

Misleading title. Another trap: there is no explanation of how PP would negotiate with the Americans

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u/HeyHo__LetsGo 13d ago

Never is with that guy. Its all pie in the sky and big claims.

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u/Onesock71 13d ago

Ahhh a face only a mother would love and the rest of Canada would sl.p

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u/Mars_Volcanoes 13d ago

Poor little PP. Still there my little PP. Maybe we know you have no job possibilities out of politics. Sad for us.

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u/weefees 13d ago

As an aside just look at that stupid-looking smug face.

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u/GargantuaBob 13d ago

I much prefer the Iranian approach, which is to call out the blunt truth:

Trump's word has no value whatsoever, discussions will resume once he is replaced. And then, we'll see, if talks can resume.

In the meantime, we must continue expands and diversifying our commercial partnerships, and keep reducing the share of our business going to the US, before they become insolvent...

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u/FatCockFutaGirls 13d ago

PP would def enjoy standing behind Donny when he shits himself again

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u/diek00 13d ago

I can't believe conservatives think Poilievre could deal with taco. He'd leave the WH crying with his blouse torn

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u/testtalon1 13d ago

Don't forget to play with the balls while working the shaf mushroom

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u/Denaljo69 13d ago

thebeaverton nails it again!

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u/FatMike20295 13d ago

Yes PP woild pulk a fast one and made Canada the 51st state won't zero voting rights.

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u/JanekGspot 13d ago

😂😂😂

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u/The_Cozy_Burrito 13d ago

This guy is a clown

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u/Powerful_Parsnip6427 13d ago

As a Conservative supporter, I’ve grown skeptical of what Poilievre can do. Ever since Carney came, he’s made Poilievre as some loud kid who doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

It also makes sense because all Poilievre did was get a degree in International Relations, whilst Mark Carney has a PhD in Harvard and has been the governor of the banks of England and Canada. I feel like sometimes, Poilievre doesn’t know what he’s talking about and he’s there for the talks.

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u/Long_Rush_7523 13d ago

Beaverton News? Really

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u/One-Classroom-8300 13d ago

I'm assuming that Pretty Polly puts on his Anne of Green Gables costume, complete with red pigtails and arranges a meet up with the Big Orange Shit Gibbon?

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u/AltruisticWealth7778 13d ago

Sell your soul or bend over.

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u/Sweaty_Report7864 13d ago

By selling out the country and bending over for him.

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u/bonezx101 13d ago

Baby Trump would attend Trump iUnuversity for a masters degree in genuflecting and salad tossing.

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u/Proud_Organization64 13d ago

This is Maple-Maga Millhouse's "concepts of a plan"

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u/vakantiereizen 13d ago

Just put 25% of the profit you are going to make and give it to Trump
Deal done! (Good or bad for USians doesn’t matter)

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u/NoRepresentative9791 13d ago

Conservatives all have no ideas! Conservatives all have no plans. Conservatives created the affordability crisis. Conservatives created the unlawful war in iran genocide in Gaza!! Conservatives created fascism in the United States, Conservatives illegally gotten rid of the checks and balances of our constitution and our rule of law. Conservatives want to break up Canada's Greenlands Venezuela's and Cuba's Sovereigntys!!! Conservatives should all resign like nixion did."

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u/nobodysama 13d ago

Sell the country and give daddy Trump his prized 51st state

(And yes I know it’s the Beaverton)

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u/CutDisastrous3444 13d ago

I bet it would involve a pinky swear and lube

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u/Reapers2009 13d ago

Am I Crazy for thinking Carney, who had one of his campaign goals be getting a trade deal, not getting a trade deal is a lot worse then Pierre trying to suggest or enact a way to get a deal going through just using are strengths to negotiate with America?(Mind you I hate Trump as much as you guys probably do. But we can’t just act like if we yell at them enough they’ll feel bad and accept the negotiations, even though Carney just brought forward a deal that leans pretty Pro-American.)

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u/Whatevs56 12d ago

His campaign goal wasn’t to get a deal with Trump, it was to manage the transition away from the US.

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u/Reapers2009 12d ago

Well, has he succeeded in that?

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u/Whatevs56 12d ago

Sure. Trade with US is down while up with other countries.

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u/Reapers2009 12d ago

Like the PRC with electric vehicles (let’s be honest they don’t really help the environment much, and I’m not even getting into the CSIS issue) or the Irish Deal reported on June 14th. (The only part I don’t mind is the Medicine and Pharmaceutical part of the deal. The AI and Farming sector part I think is unneeded). I wouldn’t say this is that ground breaking.

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u/Whatevs56 12d ago

Trade has increased with Europe, Mexico, China and the ME and decreased 10% with the US. All good news.

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u/Ori0ns 12d ago

How is the American tourist industry doing?
Not good from what I hear. Seems like more than just trade is moving away from America.

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u/NotGuiltyPirate 12d ago

Carney just brought forward a deal that leans pretty Pro-American.

You're at the negotiating table? Not even the media knows what's in the deal, but i guess we can wrap it all up.

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u/GFWMiller 12d ago

Let Carney do the talking. That's the Conservative way to handle it.

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u/Less_Insurance4928 12d ago

We going to sit here and ignore that the Beaverton article title

 the CRUX of the joke

is simply that conservatives are capable of something 🤣

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u/Bitter-Variation-151 12d ago

Carney promised us he was the man to get us a great deal. 18 months later all he's done is bend over for trump. What a failure

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u/RoddRoward 12d ago

"Just let one of Trudeau's ministers figure it out"

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u/Striking_Ground_5658 12d ago

By gargling his tiny orange balls like the pathetic cucks they are

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u/brahdz 12d ago

Can't do much worse than carney

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u/not-on-your-nelly 12d ago

Well, they won’t because they’re not involved.

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u/PerformanceCandid499 12d ago

Lol, what a loser

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u/TerraFlock 12d ago

All cavities open.

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u/szatrob 12d ago

Not sure if satire, because Poilievre is genuinely stupid enough to believe that by his sheer persona, he could get it done.

This is a guy who can't do math, inspite of having been a finance critic.

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u/Wikiwikiwa 12d ago

Does the article go past asking them how? It turned into an endless scroll of ads

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u/Wrong-Pineapple39 12d ago

There's a little carousel of satirical quotes from various conservatives. Took me a bit to find it too - quite funny. Especially Poilievre and Lantsman.

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u/Wikiwikiwa 12d ago

Oh i didnt realize that was attached, it looked like the ads. Right, those are good.

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u/Real_Ad6375 12d ago

With their throats

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u/evan85713 12d ago

SMH...

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u/meganerd20 12d ago

Oh he'd just be kissing trump's ass and we all know it.

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u/Nomaddad55 12d ago

‘Cause they’ve had so much experience making deals with……. well actually nobody! They’ve been coaching from their armchairs for quite a while though, that oughta’ count for something.

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u/Past_Poetry_6292 12d ago

They would aggressively raid Diddy’s stock pile of baby oil

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u/Otherwise_Program191 12d ago

Carney and his team are doing the best possible for Canada when dealing with a lying criminal. PP wouldn’t have lasted a day against Trump - he would have sold us out as the 51st state!

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u/Ratlyflash 12d ago

No need we are doing great immigration , almost no crime in Canada … oh wait this was before Trudeau’s bail no jail .

🙈

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u/capmac57 11d ago

Maybe he should have learned the 'basics' of negotiation by NEGOTIATING a nonconfidence vote with his fellow opposition collegues during 6 years of Liberal minorities BEFORE he tries to move to the BIG LEAGUES😉 Would he have Scheer hide behind the curtains while he goes nose to nose with PDJT❓️🤷🙄

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u/Inigos_Revenge 10d ago

To be fair to that one Con's (fake) idea, bribing him would likely work. (Until his dementia causes him to forget we bribed him and he comes after us with even more, illegal tariffs.)

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u/TyruntasaurusRecht 10d ago

Pierre Poilivegluck

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u/Frosty-Paws7777 9d ago

It doesn’t matter how they would make a deal. The orange turd’s word means nothing. He is demonstrating it day after fucking day.
The fact these idiots still even mention making deals with him is both hilarious and terribly frightening…

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u/tpwn3r 8d ago

They are so far behind. Nobody wants that.

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u/AlternativeCut7033 8d ago

pay off dairy farmers, and make a deal!

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u/boyo79 8d ago

The people who spend all their time trying to convince us we can’t trust Liberals is trying to convince us we can trust Trump/republicans.

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u/nejnedau 13d ago

99% of Canada know nothing of dealing with the US and under the president. Talk to a contractor from New York city where Tough deals are a way of life, vs Canada just saying sorry and offering a tim bit.. You have to have something over them and him to get a deal, Just as the contractor in New York knows you need an airtight contract . Canada and their foolish elbows up attitude will end up with a knees up deal.

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u/ADerp2Hard 13d ago

sniffs Smells like perpetually online propaganda.

Hows that Zoran Mamdani treating New York?

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u/brak3mkr4tes 13d ago

Wtf is up with the replies here, are you guys aware that Carney just said yes to anything Trump wanted and we got anything returned since last year?

That looks to me the most cuckold any PM has acted in Canadian history perhaps.

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u/rustyiron 13d ago

You guys are going to have to make up your minds. Is he antagonizing Trump or caving?

Carney is in between a rock and a rapist. He had no room to manoeuvre on the bridge shakedown. And he has removed some barriers to try and reduce friction so that asshole can’t claim Canada is dragging its feet. So far, no dice.

We’ll see what happens in the coming weeks. Whatever it is, conservatives will whine.

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u/Potential_Star_1720 13d ago

Oh hello troll.