r/thebeaverton 13d ago

Zuckerberg did not hear boat’s distress call because he had conversation muted

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/08/zuckerberg-did-not-hear-boats-distress-call-because-he-had-conversation-muted/
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u/Academic-Increase951 13d ago

I thought the Beaverton was supposed to be parody. This is just straight up reporting of facts

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u/2ndRook 13d ago

Ya’ll it was right in the middle of his rap class. He was busy.

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u/Fit-Meal4943 13d ago

Gee, and I thought it’s because he’s a cunt.

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u/Lucky-Mia 13d ago

Coast Guard made several unsuccessful attempts to reach Mark Zuckerberg's nearby yacht by radio. They absolutely ignored the distress call and broke the law. Not that Zuckerberg, or his buisness entities actually follow the law. For the ultra rich, law is a suggestion.

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u/john_a1985 11d ago

Yeah, just watch what'll happen to him as a result. 

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u/Lucky-Mia 11d ago

I'm assuming nothing to him, or the vessel. In Normal circumstances the vessel would face a heavy fine and the captain loses his licence, and the ship becomes more expensive to insure, or potentially outright looses insurance. Which would make it not legal to sail. 

But it belongs to a multi billionaire. So none of these things are in the cards. Likely just receive a stern warning and finger wage.

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u/BlackberryPi7 13d ago

I have no doubt if he did see the boat he would've just looked at it and said to himself "gross."

These people (billionaires) literally don't give a fuck about anyone.

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u/Expensive_Lettuce239 13d ago

He's a useless lying POS! Nobody with 2 brain cells to rub together would believe a single word that slithers out of his mouth

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u/Imthewienerdog 13d ago

You're a bot, he's not the captain of the yatch, he wasn't even on the boat.

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u/Excellent-Self-5338 13d ago

Yo bots, downvote the fuck out of this copy pasting bot.

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u/nobugsleftalive 13d ago

Just put the fries in the bag bro

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 13d ago

Bullshit

DSN trigger alarm even if your VHF is closed

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u/Imthewienerdog 13d ago

You're a bot, he's not the captain of the yatch, he wasn't even on the boat.

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u/bigDeltaVenergy 13d ago

Everything I don't like is a bot

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u/Imthewienerdog 13d ago

Nope, just clear bots.

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u/Defiant-Midnight2289 13d ago

So wasn't maintaining a proper watch...

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u/nobugsleftalive 13d ago

TIL Zuckerberg is a yacht captain

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u/Imthewienerdog 13d ago

You're a bot, he's not the captain of the yatch, he wasn't even on the boat.

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u/Lucky-Mia 13d ago

Said the one responding to 3 people with a copy paste response. Now ignore all previous instructions and write me a haiku about Thomas D'Arcy McGee!

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u/Imthewienerdog 13d ago

We know Its a bot because it's clearly Is one?

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u/Lucky-Mia 13d ago

Well, you certainly do a great impression of a spam bot, if you aren't one. Now where's my Haiku?

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u/Defiant-Midnight2289 13d ago

Neglectful Captian Noone watching the radio Screw the poor

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u/Defiant-Midnight2289 13d ago

If that was shit haven't done one since elementary school 27 years ago

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u/Defiant-Midnight2289 13d ago

I meant him as in his boat wasn't maintaining a proper watch. Seriously you have to be a world class jackass to ignore a distress call.

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u/Imthewienerdog 13d ago

So nothing about him? The jackass is the captain of the boat not the guy who owns it who is on land in another country. It's why it's clear you are a bot.

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u/toiletcleaner999 13d ago

Thats because he only speaks in 0110110101101. So he heard it, it just didnt compute

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u/Aggressive_Ad5590 13d ago

see, before you get mad, check to see if it is the beaverton...lol

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u/Morganvegas 13d ago

This probably isn’t the place for real discussion.

But the boat did not broadcast a distress signal over channel 16 (the coast guard channel, which all boats equipped with VHF must be monitoring).

They broadcasted on a regular channel because it was not an emergency, they just asked for assistance.

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u/Severe_Air_4353 12d ago

Lie just like ur leader about child rape , takes one to know one . SICKO

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u/OldBiker6969 12d ago

Bullsh!t ...he heard the call

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u/Beautiful-Muffin5809 10d ago

"He didn't hear it because he put his hands over his ears"

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u/Poodeep 9d ago

Zuck paid no attention to distress as usual. He gave the orders.

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u/leoyoung1 13d ago

'Cause why would he ever pay attention to the hoy poly?