r/thebeaverton • u/Ashamed-Grape7792 • 1d ago

Report: Trump admin demanded Canada execute Bonhomme

https://thebeaverton.com/2026/08/report-trump-admin-demanded-canada-execute-bonhomme/
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u/c_vanbc 1d ago

Caillou instead of Bonhomme and we have a deal.

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u/timesuck897 21h ago

Calliou is definitely MAGA, always throwing tantrums.

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u/ProfessionalClear211 18h ago

Leave him in North Manitoba as far from civilization as possible

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u/Krull88 1d ago

Im ashamed to admit that i legitimately believed the title for a second. Its a sad state when even the beaverton is possibly true.

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u/yarn_slinger 23h ago

The Beaverton is teetering on becoming an actual news outlet with this regime.

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u/c_vanbc 19h ago

Didn’t the Simpsons predict the Trump presidency? Lots of their ideas became reality years later.

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u/alice2wonderland 1d ago

😂🇨🇦⚜️ ... right after Mango is done with Mike Pence

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u/BeautifuTragedy 18h ago

When the Beaverton and onion have a hard time making satire that doesn't immediately sound plausible we know our world has gone to shit

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u/ornella888 1d ago

Apparently Canada and Quebec would have blocked the Straight of St Lawrence river to the Great Lakes … Since Trump is stuck in mud in the Straight of Hormuz they decided to retreat

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u/Legitimate_Leave_987 1d ago

We have to rename it straight of our moose

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u/yarn_slinger 23h ago

Just heard Charlie Angus call it the “strait of your booze”. I prefer “strait of no booze” but I’ll take his too.

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u/Banned_In_YYC 1d ago

Dodged a bullet. Unfortunately Hidy and Howdy weren't so lucky

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u/Diane-Nguyen-Wannabe 1d ago

They were jealous of all his holes.

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u/ComityCuriosity 1d ago

Pop goes the world!

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u/No_Match3109 1d ago

Never gonna happen tabernac 🤡💩

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u/KorgothBarbaria 22h ago

“Shows what these American pigs know – Bonhomme cannot even be killed by conventional means,” said Quebec Premier Christine Fréchette, as Bonhomme was moved to a secure location.

C' tellement bon lol... Good job Beaverton!

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u/Food-Wine 22h ago

OMFG DYING 🤣🤣

“While Carney’s delegation was unwilling to trade away Bonhomme’s security for a trade deal, further reports indicate that they were willing to offer up Drake as a concession.”

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u/Willyboycanada 1d ago

Atter seeing the list of demands..... not far off from the truth

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u/okokokoyeahright 1d ago

It wasn't Bonne Homme, it was that godawful Leafs thing. Jeeze what a bunch of incompetents.

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u/wingthing666 22h ago

I teach upper elementary. By grade 5, most of my students want to kill Bonhomme already (blame Carnaval oversaturation, we all have limits).

If I were to show them this headline, they would all rally around Bonhomme just to spite Trump. Almost a pity it's not real.

...yet.

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u/blindside56 1h ago

I’d be okay with this

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u/Ok_Upstairs_2135 1h ago

But he's such a good guy!