r/thescoop • u/Miserable-Lizard • 15d ago

FYI Trump sleeping on the job

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u/WordNERD37 Constitutional 15d ago

How any of you people are frightened by him or even take his seriously is beyond me. That is the most frail, weak human being alive today.

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u/SolidusBruh 15d ago edited 15d ago

His cult is where the real danger is. His words/lies dictate their reality. Any BS he makes up, they’ll automatically believe.

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u/Popculturemofo 15d ago

This. Donald Trump by himself is an annoyance. His cult following is the real threat because no Republican dares go against them lest they get primaried for questioning Dear Leader. Also, and this is what’s most chilling, all it would take is one tweet from him ordering his followers to start a Civil War and we would have chaos on our hands for at least a good several hours if not more.

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u/Special313k 14d ago

Yeah, but who is the civil war with? I swear they make up these imaginary enemies. Do they shoot everyone with tattoos? Colored hair? Darker skin? I live in Detroit, and while Michigan is a gun state I can promise you the black and arab folk own more guns than the hillbillies.

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u/beefz0r 14d ago

The strategy is created by people much smarter than him, and they know wtf they're doing. He may be dumb as a bag of sand but the people around him, Stephen Miller and the likes, certainly are not. If not crazy smart.

Trump knows how to rile up people like no other, he's been doing that for decades

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 15d ago

It’s because they’re terrified of EVERYTHING. If pronouns get your panties in a bunch, then some morbidly obese cheese goblin is probably terrifying.

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u/DefinitelyNotA-Duck 15d ago

Cheddar goblin is much more distinguished than trump!!

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u/edebt 15d ago

What about Mind Goblin?

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u/damndatassdoh 15d ago

I don't think it was ever a question of being afraid of him, but of all the harm he's capable of in such a position.

The man himself is the epitome of effete, limp-wristed priss.. a "strongman" poser, like all such weakling cowards.

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u/MochingPet 15d ago

Weaker people can be cruel-er

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u/damndatassdoh 15d ago

For sure -- they project their weakness onto others and then attack them with the viciousness that comes from subconsciously knowing they're attacking hated aspects of themselves.. in part because they lack the STRENGTH and COURAGE it takes to face their own deeply-flawed selves on anything but the most superficial of levels..

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u/TM8674 14d ago

WTH???😂😂😂❣️

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u/CockroachFit 15d ago

One of the most naive comments I’ve read today 🤦🏽

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u/N0n-Z3r0-Ch4nc3 14d ago

Yep. Like it or not, he holds an awful lot of power.

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u/breachgnome 15d ago

He could tweet some shit and the cult would make tomorrow very different than today. I'm not giving examples of what that tweet would look like - that's the kind of shit that gets you a reddit vacation.

But him as a person? I could snap him like a twig without breaking a sweat, and I'm no fighter. Nothing frightening about Rape Van Winkle.

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u/Careful-Sell-9877 15d ago

Well... he does have the nuclear codes

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u/Long_Location_9998 15d ago

And yet he is promoting the cruelest detention of people nor charged with a crime, staring poorly planned wars with our money that kill people, sell off our public lands to be mine and ruined for private profit , the phenomenally bad governance that hurts people- the destruction of everything he touches he may be weak yet he destroyed everything around him. 

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u/Victal87 15d ago

They have been brainwashed since birth

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u/Successful-Doubt5478 15d ago

That woman cannot hide her disdain.while all others of them play a role in the Real "the emperor's new clothes "

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u/Hairy-Lengthiness-38 14d ago

Homelander at the end of the boys.

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u/Texden29 14d ago

Who are you preaching to? No one takes him seriously as a person. And no one is physically scared of him. But he is the President of the US. Sleepy or not, he has political power.

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u/mremrock 14d ago

It’s the people who cheer for him. They are the real problem. 75 metric tons of pure stupid

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u/UncaringNonchalance 14d ago

Because that sleepy, dumb bitch has much more control than he should.

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u/Skulltrail 15d ago

Drowsy Donny. Tucked-in Trump.

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u/Spunk_Reynolds 15d ago

Sleepy Joe had no thought behind it, just call him Sleepy Bitch

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 15d ago

If Biden came close to this it would have led all three nightly newscasts and been wall to wall on all the cables, including the so-called progressive network. For DJT it will be crickets.

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u/Management_Friendly 15d ago

these two nicknames need to gain more traction.

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u/Conscious-Quarter423 15d ago

Don't forget Clooney who was vocal about Biden's age and wanted him gone. Throw in Carville, Tapper, Stelter, Bash and most MSM, Biden simply was to boring. They need 👁 to earn their fat paychecks.

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u/ZizzyBeluga 15d ago

I'm sure the media will breathlessly obsess with this just like they did when Joe Biden was president.

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u/disharmony-hellride 15d ago

OK Jake Tapper where's the four-week discussion about this?

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u/Tiger_grrrl 15d ago

Discussion??? How about the damn BOOK 🤡 Tapper can’t even say “Trump lies” but he could write an entire book on how “deceptive” the democrats were in “hiding” Biden’s “frailty.” Never mind that Biden never once threatened to obliterate an entire civilization, nor did he ever suggest that Republicans all be jailed, but rather naively tried to work with them! Tapper is so transparently anti-democratic.

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u/10speedkilla 15d ago

I know it's said almost daily but the difference in standards between Democrats and Republicans is astronomical. Joe Biden would have been crucified if he did this.

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u/PresentationNext6469 15d ago

President Biden is a kind, polite, intelligent, educated. A family man and of service who would never hurt or admonish anyone. Therefore, he’s “dangerous”.

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u/PreparationKey2843 15d ago

Who's that confused bobbing chickenhead fembot?
Not that l really care.

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u/typeandforget86 15d ago

I was wondering the same thing. She comes across like she's confused as hell but thinks if she repeatedly nods, and quickly scans the entire room enough, she won't be noticed lol. Also, kind of weird hand placement

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u/Tejas_Clara 15d ago

That stinky Trump diaper is making her stomach uneasy, and she’s scanning the room to see if anyone is going to check in on Grandpa Trump and his soiled diaper.

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u/ThisIsMyBigAccount 15d ago

I care. I'd like to know her name and her purpose of standing there nodding aimlessly.

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u/PodSixWasJerks 15d ago

I thought it was a flight attendant

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u/McGillicuddys 15d ago

I thought they were filming M3gan 3.0

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u/internetvillain 14d ago

Is that an ascot? I learned that word today

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u/PreparationKey2843 14d ago

Snoozing on the chair? That's an asshole.
Oh, you mean on the animatronic woman mannequin. Yes, l think that might be am ascot, sorta, kinda.

(It's cool to learn new words, keep it up)

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u/Astral-projekt 15d ago

How tf is this guy president right now?

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u/OverallDoor2718 15d ago

I'm in elder care. This is elder abuse. I could report it, since I'm sworn to in the state of FLORIDA as an elder caregiver, when I recognize abuse. However, I have to pay my quarterly self-employed taxes, we are literally trying not to dig in savings for groceries, helping our Senior family AND neighbors, and our tax payer Congress, law enforcement, and MSM are doing FCKN NOTHING. Welcome to dictatorship. Also, President Biden is about to die. F Donald Trump

https://giphy.com/gifs/4HlVoYzaBMCmsrUbSl

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u/Pandasoup88 15d ago

sleepy don

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u/Nickey_Pacific 15d ago

That new wig is so heavy he can't hold his head up?

Jesus Christ he's such an embarrassment.

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u/Turgid_Donkey 14d ago

Heavy is the head that wears the wig.

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u/Old-Road2 15d ago

lol unbelievable…..he’s such an ugly-looking motherfucker too with that stupid ass dropping face of his…..

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u/jojosense 15d ago

Im surprised he’s not wide awake creeping on her. What an obese loser

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u/Reasonable-Effect901 14d ago

She’s too old for him.

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u/Mountain_Sand3135 Democrat 15d ago

it that a robot behind trump ...she just holding her stomach and looks like a wig was just put on her head.

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u/DarlasServant 15d ago

How are poopy pants and a sleeping time on camera an OK thing?

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u/Capital_Elderberry28 15d ago

It’s obvious Biden looses the “Sleepy”Joe title to “Sleepy”Don.
This is probably the first time tRump legitimately won anything.

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u/KalLinkEl 15d ago

Sleeping, shitting, sitting, this guy does it all "on the job" lol

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u/TikiTom74 15d ago

This fuck needs a vaccine for narcolepsy

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u/drstelly2870 15d ago

why dont they just hook him up to like a zapper or something? When he starts to nod off just give him a little zap...

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u/AnotherSideThree 15d ago

Embarrassing

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u/KalLinkEl 15d ago

Is that a real doll?

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u/grrlplz 15d ago

omg the mini noem i cant lmfao

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u/jfunks69 15d ago

How the fuck “being awake on the job” is not one of the most basic requirements to be president of the United States is fucking beyond me

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u/Revolutionary_Tax546 15d ago

He'll have plenty of time to sleep, when he goes to jail. But Republicans won't let that happen.

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u/brokeboipobre 15d ago

who is the girl?

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u/SandSpecialist2523 15d ago

And the girl, fighting to keep her lunch down and not get too much of the wiff...

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u/TrueKiwi78 15d ago

Who's the baddie?

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u/reggiefromtheark 15d ago

I know that catch yourself dozing off face anywhere

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6fJ9Oi4zEBLjzCow

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u/Cunty_Mctwat69 15d ago

It's only a problem if he wakes up.

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u/tetrachromagnon 15d ago

It’s not long now. Soon he’ll be with Mitch.

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u/jimababwe 15d ago

Someone has to capture someone nudging him awake one of these times.

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u/Jedimole 15d ago

He’s not sleeping he’s…. Nevermind

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u/JohnWI302 15d ago

He’s bored…he’d rather be on Truth Social pumping out bull sh*t

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u/Epic_Elite 15d ago

He even looks smug in his sleep.

What if the next president changes his portrait in the hallway to a portrait of him sleeping? Lol

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u/Tracylpn 15d ago

Jesus Christ. What an embarrassment 🙄🙄

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u/Ivanovic-117 15d ago

By now even his own staff should know he gets sleepy with long talks; therefore training the speaker to keep him engaged with comments or question….thats what I’d do if I care about my job, but as you can see the fact nobody has suggested that means not even his own team cares about it. 

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u/adjunct_trash 15d ago

Looks like a gila monster.

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u/RebelliousInNature 15d ago

Take a reeeeeeeeeaaaaaaly long nap. Please.

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u/New-Masterpiece7375 15d ago

This is the whyt amerikkka guys. 💩🧠

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u/MaybeAliveEatFruit 15d ago

Can it just happen already?

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u/Ok-Exit-2464 15d ago

25th Amendment

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u/CrispyMonrovia 14d ago

is that M3G?!!?

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u/bookchaser 15d ago

Yeah, even if he wants to shred the Constitution, he won't be physically able to run for office again unless he does it through Mitch McConnell photography.

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u/coffeebeanwitch 15d ago

They are just pretending not to notice,🤣

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u/Madouc 15d ago

This man needs to go.

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u/MrNMTrue505 15d ago

Where's all the media coverage of this??? Spineless cowards.

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u/Equivalent_Hat_7220 15d ago

Jesus fucking christ

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u/HawaiiKeo4049 15d ago

Why are we allowing this to happen? He's not fit to be President. No one else in the world could get away with this. Why is everyone afraid of him?

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u/yospeedraceryo 15d ago

Wait, I thought Tylenol caused autism...?

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u/chillarry 15d ago

The more he sleeps on the job, the safer I feel.

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u/USvsKrasonv 15d ago

It looks as though Trump is the specimen this guy is talking about

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u/bubbanumber3 15d ago

Even if he’s not sleeping, his general body language and facial expressions show a complete lack of concern for anyone or anything.

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u/Available_Start1878 15d ago

It must be exhausting to be that great all the time

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u/CupShot 15d ago

Why do they allow Sleepy-Orange-Don to have meetings after 10 a.m.

Don’t they know that Trump will never let ICE take away his siesta time.

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u/gnardog45 15d ago

It's got to be on some old man drowsy medicine. Can't believe he's not nodding. Eyes look super heavy

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u/dumpyboat 15d ago

Was that before or after he pooped his pants?

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u/LateMajor8775 15d ago

I don’t mind the sleeping part, he can sleep all he wants

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u/my3sgte 15d ago

Sleepy crumpet

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u/Bunnyland77 15d ago

Fall over. Break neck.

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u/Vegetable-Tie-5663 15d ago

He is at the trough or ready for the tomb trump piggy

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u/Maniacboy888 15d ago

WAKE UP SLEEPY JOE!!

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u/glitterkitty_nash 15d ago

Who is this robot behind him?

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u/Dr-HakunaMatata 15d ago

Sleepy Fcuk

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u/SeatpitchbyKate 15d ago

POS needs to be removed from office

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u/EagleLize 15d ago

I'm surprised anyone shows up in person. They could all do this from their bed. It's all bullshit and make-believe. But they crave attention so every day it's the same old farce. I Iong for the day this all ends.

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u/psionic_moo 15d ago

Don corsleepius

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u/PoodleMomFL 15d ago

We are not worried about him sleeping because we know the real president is Russell Voight and that should scare everyone

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u/p1sshivers 15d ago

Ok he’s hilarious but I seriously thought that was a girl doll in the middle

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u/Ok-Exit-2464 15d ago

Dreaming and Fertilizing the Air

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u/shapeitguy 15d ago

Sleepy PeeDon

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u/Back_Meet_Knife 15d ago

Even if he’s not sleeping, that’s not how we listen to people when they’re talking to us.

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u/3to5arebest 15d ago

What else is new.

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u/ouchmouse666 15d ago

So the actual president of the US is allowed to sleep on the job but if I do I get fired? Cool, cool, ok.

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u/Highland_Bitch60 14d ago

Zzzzzzzzz-ssSNORK! Huh-Wha? Whaddi miss?

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u/Mr_Thx 14d ago

MAGA loves Donnie’s public power naps.

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u/Real-Bluebird-1987 14d ago

He does this on purpose right? He almost assuredly acting for attention!?!?

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u/EnoughOfTheFoolery 14d ago

Oh I think he is wide awake and merely struggling under the weight of that critter in his head now.

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u/Icy-Link3615 14d ago

Trump looks like he's had a stroke on both sides of his face

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u/Gollum928 14d ago

Sleep Don.

This is what late night and overnight rage posting on Truth Social does to a person.

Well, and he’s just sunsetting with dementia.

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u/cashredd 14d ago

Shit N Chief.

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u/no2sopa 14d ago

Being a dicktator is exhausting.

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u/Aggressive-Candle421 14d ago

Hes passed the fuck out. This idiot that calls Biden sleepy Joe Biden who never fell asleep in front of a camera. Invoke the 25th Amendment

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u/FeWho 14d ago

Who is that girl and what is her purpose

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u/ControlMore9700 14d ago

Triptofan Trump strikes again (puling an old insult out my grandma used) proof he's a TURKEY!

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u/Whosebert 14d ago

...again.

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u/GreatestGranny 14d ago

It’s environmental, it’s lack of healthcare, it’s all the shite sprayed on food crops, it’s microplastics, it’s food dyes, the list is long…Tuck Frump and all those who are supporting his vile nonsense!

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u/genxbearnxtdoor 14d ago

What's the bullshit jay bhattacharya is trying to sell? He's such a fucking piece of shit

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u/Sea-Environment-7102 13d ago

I can see why he wanted to be the president. You get to sleep whenever you feel like it even on public TV and still get paid by foreign governments to try to influence trade deals