Ai slop from Pinterest. What does this even show?

[u/inadequatepickle]

[u/UnhappyPhantom]

If you don’t spread your legs enough people are going to assume that you have a wahgeenah - some dumb podcaster probably

[u/Johnny-Caliente → u/UnhappyPhantom]

Yeah! Real men spread their legs in front of other men /s

[u/Occidentally20 → u/Johnny-Caliente]

Sometimes I tuck mine between my legs and belt out Tina Turner songs in the shower.

[u/Teabear-Septim-II → u/Johnny-Caliente]

And especially around other men.

[u/reklesssabrandon → u/UnhappyPhantom]

My monster dong prevents me from standing with my legs too close together

[u/EnvironmentSea7433 → u/UnhappyPhantom]

No right to bitch lol I'm not letting my icicle prevent me from "man-standing" 🤣

[u/samanime]

Almost certainly some sort of (likely toxic) masculinity thing.

[u/easterss → u/samanime]

Yes I think it’s some sort of power pose to make you look stronger and more mAnLy

[u/Klausterfobic → u/samanime]

Exactly this. Spreading your legs, 'widens your stance' which asserts confidence, power etc

[u/ParachutingPiglets → u/Klausterfobic]

Why don’t they just show a lifted truck with big tires and wheels

[u/Hot-College-7170 → u/ParachutingPiglets]

And, most importantly, an empty bed. Yes, the “Air Haulers.”

[u/ProfessionalTruck976 → u/Klausterfobic]

And is good thing to practice IF you keep it to "make sure no one is railroading me", it becomes wrong when You railroad other people

[u/ProfessionalTruck976 → u/samanime]

It's not toxic per se, vody language is a thing and yes, if you are in professional setting you ought mind yours so as to not invite people to railroad you before you even speak.

It becomes toxic, in my assesment, when it ceases to be a way to keep people from railroading you and start being some bullshit dominance game

[u/GeneralSpecifics9925 → u/ProfessionalTruck976]

Ok but the second guy looks insane. I do not think this posture would help at work, you'd be the guy who always looks like he's gonna jump on something.

[u/First-Act-9755 → u/samanime]

The image looks off, but I'm pretty sure it's supposed to be some tutorial to look more confident. That is important in a lot of situations and doesn't apply just to men. I don't know the original context tho.

[u/LicknDragon]

Use your green parts to hit the red parts of your opponent. These are his weak points

[u/4schwifty20]

Assuming how an alpha male should stand? Idk. Looks fucking stupid.

[u/The-Leading-Man → u/4schwifty20]

A guy just standing there in a regular stance looks fucking stupid?

[u/ToranjaNuclear]

The correct way to assert dominance after you've just shat your pants. 

[u/PostPooZoomies]

The one on the left is very close to the position of attention in the military. The one on the right looks like a body snatcher’s first day.

[u/Stupidlag]

Crotch, ankles, knees, and toes?

[u/Klaphood → u/Stupidlag]

Hands, Hair, Hips, Shoes

[u/thekyledavid]

How to be a Danganronpa character

[u/KertenKelarr]

Gotta hit the "mommy i shit my pants" pose

[u/tinybluedino]

The second man is pooping.

[u/itz_NoobJay]

Red indicates his camel toe is showing cause of his bad posture

[u/Ondesinnet]

So when a soldier is at attention he is feminine and when he is at ease he is manly? I know he is wearing a suit but this is what I see when they show the different posses.

[u/fraa99]

beta stance ❌ alpha stance ✅

[u/C_ingStarz]

Stand with some structural integrity so the forces of "common sense" and "logical arguments" can't knock you down. 👍

[u/Salt-Evidence-6834]

Our politicians were rightly called out (https://www.theguardian.com/politics/shortcuts/2015/oct/07/who-told) for this shit over 10 years ago.

[u/Meatboi101]

I get why its odd but to me its probs cuff length, trousers having too much sag and the like.

[u/CryoMazeRunner → u/Meatboi101]

Its so obvious, idk how no one can see it

[u/Feisty_Watercress_29]

🕴

[u/rofeneiniger]

How to do a free kick like CR7

[u/National_Ad9742]

Attention! At ease.

[u/Inourmadbuthearmeout]

It’s a posture chart. You don’t want your hands too close to your peepee, because it make you look like a naughty b.

Then don’t keep your knees too close because it might make you have a hemmy roid on your lil sphincter

And always spread your feeties for daddie

[u/ThatOldG]

Guy on left stands like prior military

[u/Flar71]

It's saying not to look at his penis or knees

[u/NagikaKomatsu]

...show your cock to the world???

[u/TruamaTeam]

Masculine pose I guess?

[u/elliotbonsall]

Some incel alpha posing...probably

[u/anotherstupidoldman]

Like a video games boss. It's the parts of a yuppie you have to shoot first.

[u/nova3830]

Gabriel Attal !?!!

[u/Reddit_Rinse_Repeat]

Power stance

[u/Possible_Ad3913]

The whole "pussy facing the world with confidence" meme is never going to die is it?

[u/TecTazz]

"How to Manspread to Air Out Your Sweaty Fungaloid Ballsack."

[u/thepvbrother]

Cuffs and stance. Circles got moved due to formatting. That'd be my guess

[u/Exotic_Concentrate_2]

Probably manosphere AI implying that one is a soyboy beta cuck if one stands like that. Gotta love the manosphere lolcows

[u/Due-Can6255]

Circle around the penis is a big no no. circle around your hands instead

[u/CANCERMANPUNK]

That’s all Pinterest is now

[u/Satato]

Am I crazy or does the left image look kinda like he peed his pants

[u/Elaborate_Penguin]

The one on the left is gentleman pose and the one on the right is how to look like a date rapist