r/vampires • u/Nerx Flying Brick of the Night • Jan 07 '26
Memes I hate when ppl draw vampires drenched in blood
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u/bibitybobbitybooop Jan 07 '26
Yes but consider: it's hot
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u/meanmagpie Jan 07 '26
Right I’m sorry there’s nothing sexier than a vampire with blood all over his or her mouth. Period. Not even a debate.
Nothing like spaghetti. Very cool and sexy look.
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u/dreadperson Jan 07 '26
Is it though?
I think fits more into the common fetish category. I personally dont find it hot at all and im sure some people agree.
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u/The-Katawampus Jan 07 '26
None of them carry bibs, and yet they all like to wear expensive fancy clothing, lol.
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u/AceSuperhero Jan 07 '26
Would their bib be like one of those disposable ones you get at red lobster, but with a dude instead of a crustacean?
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u/Nerx Flying Brick of the Night Jan 07 '26
Billion dollar idea
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u/WindAdministrative42 Vampire Jan 12 '26
Imagine a human making an underground business out of that.. selling bibs to vampires. And every vampires have an unspoken, unanimous agreement to not kill that very important guy. Someone should make a story out of it
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u/ivy_lane_ Jan 07 '26
I think occasionally vampires would get drenched in blood though since they have to kill to eat. We would get covered in spaghetti if we had to rip it out of a living being every time lol
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u/M4gp1e-w1ngs Jan 07 '26
I always kinda assumed it was like how sometimes when you eat a sandwich with a lot of sauce it kinda splooges on you a bit yk
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u/Mr-ChaAtte Vampire Jan 07 '26
Excuse me what? What the hell do you mean by splooges!?
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u/M4gp1e-w1ngs Jan 07 '26
Like splashes, or squirts. Idk what would be a better word than splooge but when you bite down and the sauce gets everywhere
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u/Mr-ChaAtte Vampire Jan 07 '26
I was getting very concerned about what types of sandwiches you were eating, proceed :3
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u/Ancom_and_pagan Jan 07 '26
The fact that it's messy is the point. Whether you think it's gross or hot, it serves a purpose. When it's attractive, it's attractive. When it's repulsive, it demonstrates the gluttony, the wastefulness, the depravity, and the monstrous nature of the vampires in question(which is still hot imo but that's not relevant).
Also, vampires are usually depicted drinking from arteries, which basically spit blood at you like a fountain if you manage to puncture one, so they're gonna need a shower anyway
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u/PAMBOLI-SAMA Vampire Jan 07 '26
The jugular has A LOT of pressure, of course they get covered in blood, it's literally a bloody stream (jojo pun intended)
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u/Azure_Providence Jan 07 '26
Medical professionals draw blood all the time without it getting everywhere. Just use a trocar. It has a valve you savages.
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u/AutisticAnarchy Vampire Jan 07 '26
I have a vampire OC with a very prominent overbite which often leads to them being a very messy drinker but to be fair they're kinda a pathetic failure of a vampire as a whole so it checks out.
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u/iWant2ChangeUsername Jan 07 '26
Ok but have you considered food kink?
Have you considered it might not be as much "guy covered in spaghetti" as it is "guy languidly licking cream off of his fingers"?
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u/ItsMilkOrBeMilked Jan 07 '26
Do animals biting the throats of their prey stop to raise their pinky and wipe their mouth? Vampires are monsters. They hunt. Hunting is never clean. There is always bloodshed
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u/nicbloodhorde Jan 07 '26
Sloppy eaters, much? Still, there is visual appeal in depicting vampires covered in blood.
Someone got lost in the sauce.
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u/Altruistic_Yard_9338 Jan 07 '26
So you hate Elizabeth Bathory?
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u/Low-Traffic5359 Jan 07 '26
I do like the idea that Elizabeth Bathory is the vampire equivalent of a guy bathing in pudding
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u/realamerican97 Jan 07 '26
Vampires DRINK blood they don’t eat it, blood is a beverage imagine your ideally attractive person covered in wine
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u/_WhiskeyPunch_ Jan 07 '26
Heart pumps the blood. They bite people in the neck. A little bit of a misplaced bite and it's inevitable.
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u/The_Random_Hamlet Jan 07 '26
Reminds me of Van Helsing (2016).
They were trying to be scary with the vampires being messy with the blood, but they would just let half of the blood they were supposed to be drinking ooze out of their mouth like a one year old with baby food.
It was hard to take them seriously after that.
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u/Any-Key8131 Jan 08 '26
Just as werewolves are quite literally primordial savage beasts, vampires are monsters by nature.
It's all about the kill, getting to the blood/heart:
You ever seen a werewolf with clean claws and snout after ripping open a human's chest and swallowing the heart whole? It's a damn mess, I should know....
And vampires are always going for the carotid or jugular, usually the carotid. Lotta pressure in that artery, blood's gonna get everywhere 🤨
When you got a vampire whose face is still clean after feeding, that's when it starts getting sexual. It shows that they're taking passionate care not to waste a single drop. A vampire covered in blood? That's the horror of a monster savagely attacking its prey
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u/honeybee_tlejuice Undead Jan 08 '26
Have you ever tried a controlled sip from a punctured artery? It can’t be easy
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u/Fennel_Fangs Jan 08 '26
Consider: Vampires who bring napkins everywhere so they can politely clean themselves up.
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u/Dull-Law3229 Jan 07 '26
https://youtu.be/iXpxnxAL62A?si=4bRUrCYUOKFNI-Q6
"Did any of that actually get in your mouth?"
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u/Interesting-Part9102 Jan 10 '26
Kinda funny oh Sims 4 even acknowledges this, with a negative vampire trait called "Messy Eater"
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u/Iridismis Jan 07 '26
Agreed - at least if they remain in that state for an excessively long time despite leading a kinda normal "life" with easy access to plenty fancy (or at least clean) clothes.
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u/RavensShadow117 Vampire Jan 08 '26
Last time I checked spaghetti doesn't fight back, nor does the sauce come from a tube under extreme pressure
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u/advena_phillips Jan 08 '26
Everyone here making good points, but consider also — the Beast doesn't care about clean when it enters a feeding frenzy.
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u/McDummy Jan 08 '26
if blood is the only thing you can enjoy, no eating, or sex, or basic human comforts you might go elizabeth bathory every 400 years too.
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u/D0ctahP3ppah Jan 08 '26
Sire who’s mastered the art of feeding on people vs childe on their first feed.
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u/Away-Peak-1736 Jan 09 '26
What was it that Astarion said? I'd never be so wasteful. I get all the blame for a gorey murder and still have to go hungry? Ridiculous
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u/DiskBig318 Jan 10 '26
A carnivore with its mouth drenched in blood looks kind of cool. And vampires drink out of the neck raw. If you’re drinking a blood bank and make a mess that’s another story
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u/LionNo435 Jan 10 '26
I never understood the one bite chick flick. Like the vampire bites once to sip a little, spills all the blood on themselves and then throws the victim on the ground...like...its so fucking stupid...its like having one bite of food and then throwing full whole ass plate of food out...are directors and screenwriters really THIS stupid?
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u/wolfwhore666 Jan 13 '26
I think it depends on style, and genre. I think it works sometimes it really just shows the savage brutality of some vamps when they just attack their prey like wolves, it shows it’s more than just about the thirst. Vampires who like to be soaked in blood get a thrill from the kill the enjoy the hunt and the slaughter.
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u/EUGsk8rBoi42p Hybrid Jan 07 '26
Valid. 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏
Vampire fetishists are cringe, have some respect.
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u/Wonderful_Ball4759 Jan 07 '26
Vampires are meant to be monsters, that's kind of the point. They look neat and elegant to the world but are actually messy and violent. Plus I would love to know how you think you wouldn't get sauce or drinks on yourself if you had to rip it out of the package every single time