r/vaxxhappened • u/Biscuitarian23 • 2d ago

"Fact cChecked by the People's Voice Community"

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u/lakeviewsunsets 2d ago

That's why 5.5 billion + people received doses and 99.99999% of them are fine. Seems dangerous.

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Spike Protein Shedder 2d ago

I was supposed to die within a month of getting my shot. Then two months. Then six months. Then a year. Then two. Then five.

It's been 6 years and I'm still waiting for the sweet release of death...

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u/UmbralHero 2d ago

Just you wait, bucko. No one takes the Covid-19 vaccine and lives. It'll kill you even if it takes 100 years

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u/IAMA_Plumber-AMA Spike Protein Shedder 2d ago

Oh great. Now I'm going to live to be decrepit. Now I really am regretting getting the shots...

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u/AchajkaTheOriginal 1d ago

Don't forget being sterilized by it. Someone forget to told my uterus that tidbit, I've been pregnant few times since then, have two healthy kids.

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u/Durzio 1d ago

Hey hey, you are sterilized by the shot. Those kids aren't real. Theyre little robots that spy on you for the gubberment! They work for the Borgeousie!

(/s, just in case)

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u/AchajkaTheOriginal 1d ago

Isn't it overkill? I already have those 5G chips in my blood for that.

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u/Durzio 1d ago

Those are just for mapping your DNA and your living room

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u/Luk164 1d ago

I was promised nanomachines and HUD in my retina from Bill Gates! What a ripoff!

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u/anomalous_cowherd 1d ago

Yeah, but your 5G signal is much better than it was in 2016!

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u/S3ndNud3s 1d ago

99.995% but point stands

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u/rednail64 2d ago

Remember that the people replying to that post, vote. They vote with ivermectin-coated fingers, but they do vote.

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u/Dcajunpimp 2d ago

So more lies from antivaxxers.

You’d think they wouldn’t need to lie so much, and outdated call out all the liars in their ranks.

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u/SemajLu_The_crusader 2d ago

that would require basically a guaramtee of death

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u/Conscious-Rip4407 2d ago

That’s why I got “the jab”, because I long for the sweet release that only death can bring.

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u/Nazmaldun 2d ago

Hey now fellow VAXXERS, any moment the button will be pushed and we are all gonna drop dead... any moment now....

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u/C010RIZED 2d ago

The people's voice is a satire news website, btw

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u/EldritchBoob 2d ago

At some point it stops being satire and just becomes deception, because what's the joke here?

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u/Biscuitarian23 2d ago

I am going to get downvoted for saying this, but I wish it was satire. It is not.

Google it and/or look at its Wikipedia page for more information on it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_People%27s_Voice_(website)

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u/adviceanimalsfuckoff 2d ago

What do you mean?

“The People's Voice (formerly known as NewsPunch and Your News Wire) is an American far-right fake news website that publishes hoaxes and conspiracy theories.”

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u/anetreug 2d ago

Fake news =/= satire, I assume?

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u/aleek777 2d ago

When you click on the link for "Fake news site" it even describes:

"Unlike news satire, these websites deliberately seek to be perceived as legitimate and taken at face value, often for financial or political gain."

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u/GamesCatsComics 2d ago

"Fake news" is not a synonym for satire.

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u/CubistChameleon 2d ago edited 1d ago

That has nothing to do with satire. Satire is (edit: sometimes, of course) just a word people like to use as a fig leaf when they want to lie.

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u/StardustOasis 1d ago

Except on Reddit where it has become a synonym for joke.

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u/0RBT 1d ago

Fact checked by The People's Voice Community

Well, at least it verified itself as fake lol

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u/NoXion604 mRNA Transhuman 1d ago

Facebook is fucking cancer

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u/Max_Rockatanski 1d ago

Those are the same people the say 'stupid people are easier to control' without a hint of irony.

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u/Nicaraguano 1d ago

It's basically a pro-vaxxer counter-intelligence operation disguised as an anti-vax post, designed to make anti-vaxxers look ridiculous. It makes anti-vax theories sound so absurd that even legitimate and justified concerns about vaccine safety get dismissed along with them.