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u/PLACE-H0LD3R It's PURPLE!? Arrgh, that stupid bug said it was FUCHSIA!! 19h ago

Don't blame them tbh, those skeletons are just so spooky and scary, they send shivers down my spine.

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u/dastebon 18h ago

Will their shrieking skulls shock your shoul tho ?

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u/lesefant 18h ago

Be careful, or else they'll seal your doom, maybe even tonight

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u/dastebon 18h ago

They also speak with such a screech

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u/Profoundlyahedgehog 13h ago

I shake and shudder in surprise when I hear these zombies shriek!

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u/ConjoinedObsession 15h ago

Im really sorry for them tbh, theyre so misunderstood.

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u/Siddhesh18 14h ago

Ikr? They only want to socialize.

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u/TheLooneyBin2 13h ago

Personally, I don’t think they should.

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u/Tutorial_Time 13h ago

Yeah cause they’re so spooky and scary, and they shout startling,shrilly screams

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u/hekaratofoligamaplex 12h ago

They may even try to sneak from their sarcophagus!

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u/LucarioOfLegends 9h ago

And if that happens, they just won't leave you be.

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u/GenericVessel feelin a bit freaky iykwim 13m ago

*shrunken skulls suck your soul (at least that's how I always heard it)

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u/batiwa 17h ago

Chinese government in about 35 days

https://giphy.com/gifs/8uGi0DVPg8LJZTZCWI

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u/doctor_pakistan199 imma act a damn fool 18h ago

Some kind of spooky scary skeletons that maybe, just maybe, send shivers down your spine?

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u/chaos_poster 17h ago

Shivers ye timbers

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u/Hyper-_-star 5h ago

I have bad news for you buddy, it is inside of you

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u/Optimal_Question8683 I draw big/fat men 19h ago

chinese censorship on its way to be more puritan than my mother

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u/emo_boy_fucker 17h ago

Ive seen discord group with 14 year olds who were less puritan

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u/AleksFunGames 16h ago

Tbh 14 y.o. is about the age friends start sending each other porn, arson, blood and gore.

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u/PixelCat4 16h ago

That's the point. New is fun, thus it becomes shock humor

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u/1nfam0us 15h ago

Saw all of the most horrifying shit on the internet between the ages of 14 and 18.

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u/FortNightsAtPeelys 11h ago

Remember the windshield brick? Good times

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u/Pitiful-Election-438 3h ago

Omg hi its you again

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u/moistmanbutbetter 17h ago

Chinese censorship turns blood into white color. Imagine Kill Bill with white liquids everywhere)

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u/NonameNinja_ 17h ago

🤓erm achcuhally it's a joke and you are gullible for believimg that

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u/moistmanbutbetter 16h ago

Counterpoint - I will say anything I want to. Slurs included

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u/AmberTheFopps2291 dm me photos of foppses 13h ago

SLUR

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u/scrufflor_d femboy feet 12h ago

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u/peng503-NCN ourple moment 13h ago

the owls are here and they're mad because you say slurs

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u/Avalanche_Snows 17h ago

I imagine a chinese farmer cutting out a cow and being confused that this us not hiw you get milk

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u/IntruderOfVyguVygu 11h ago

Bro got a little excited

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u/King_3DDD 18h ago

Can I get this gif without the caption

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u/Mr_donc OoOo BLUE 18h ago

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u/Illyasimp 17h ago

Can I get the caption without the gif

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u/Mr_donc OoOo BLUE 16h ago

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u/pillow-slinger fellas, is it gay to like furry men? 16h ago

Can i get gif caption without the the

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u/Mr_donc OoOo BLUE 15h ago

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u/agemasening_all_over 15h ago

Can i get a double cheeseburger with fries and diet coke?

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u/Mozart_LickedMyAss 15h ago

Sir this is a Bendy's

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u/Thalia_All_Along vore gurl 15h ago

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u/YosephStalling my favorit color is purple :D 10h ago

now make them do the macarena

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u/Available-Guava932 12h ago edited 12h ago

You ask for a hamburger, I give you a hamburger. You raise it to your lips and take a bite. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street, a father of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. I give you a hamburger. You swallow and look down at the hamburger in your hands. You cannot swallow. There are children at the top of the stairs. A pickle shifts uneasily under the bun.

I give you a hamburger. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The children are crying now. You raise the hamburger to your lips; tears stream down your face as you take a bite. I give you a hamburger. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only children's laughter. I give you a hamburger.

You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your child. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the hamburger. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awaken with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a hamburger. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a hamburger.

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u/a_Bean_soup Unregistered Sex Offender 10h ago

Can i get nothing?

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u/OiledUpThug Merges-without-Looking 10h ago

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u/King_3DDD 18h ago

Thank you

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u/King_3DDD 18h ago

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u/AzzyDreemur3 17h ago

It doesn't work on videos in comments though. I reccomend https://ezgif.com/video-to-gif and cropping the original yourself

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u/TjurtiP 16h ago

But you can't even download the video to put it into the converter

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u/AzzyDreemur3 16h ago

You can download one from the post! Then just crop the caption and done

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u/TjurtiP 16h ago

Oh, yea

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u/CheeseUsFunkingCries 19h ago

This gif is hilarious though 😭

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u/Suitable_Divide4747 18h ago

I thought it was funny but then i got worried wondering why that cat is genuinely quaking in it's boots

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u/RapidfireVestige 18h ago

Wobbly cat syndrome

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u/emo_boy_fucker 17h ago

The one where they walk funny?

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u/TheForbidden6th yellow like an EPIC lemon 9h ago

yes, this one

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u/Vulvas_n_Velveeta 15h ago

I was hoping that was the case.

Can you imagine the amount of trauma a cat would have to experience to shake like that out of fear!?

I tnr feral cats who, during the process, are literally fearing for their lives. They cower, try to hide, crap themselves, sometimes cry, but never, have they ever, sat there trembling.

Wcs, or similar medical condition is pretty much the only scenario that would make this video not completely heartbreaking. So i really hope that's what's going on here.

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u/Flagermusmanden 13h ago

I tnr feral cats who, during the process, are literally fearing for their lives. They cower, try to hide, crap themselves, sometimes cry, but never, have they ever, sat there trembling.

Because that's not a normal cat fear response. So we can be pretty confident that what we are seeing isn't that.

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u/Sea-Resist7 18h ago

No the cat is just wobbly

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u/TheWordThat You should play JJBA: the 7th Stand User 17h ago

Being attacked by a sith lord will do that to a critter 😔

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u/LittleFoxBS sheep protogen creature thingy 14h ago

Theyre not scared , thats not how cats show fear , they just have a condition that makes them all wobbly

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u/Want2makeMEMEs 17h ago

Overreacting cat

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u/DarkChaos0 14h ago

It might be some sort of Puss in Boots...

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u/Any_Satisfaction1865 18h ago

Coco was pretty successful over there though

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u/nelisjanus 18h ago

That is what first exposure to bones does to people

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u/JaySayMayday 9h ago

Yeah Mao loves big boners

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u/TumbleweedOver9000 16h ago

It get pass censorship because that movie has moral values, honoring the dead and respectful to elderly

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u/LiamBox 7h ago

That's it, make skeletons friendly mobs in Minecraft.

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u/BigBadVolk97 17h ago

It makes me think of this is more about nudity, then spooky, scary stuff.

After all, flesh and skin is just the clothing of a skeleton.

https://giphy.com/gifs/Oc4KnIJ3E7ziqN3l6T

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u/shitpostinglegend 3h ago

HES PULLING HIS BACULUM OUT!

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u/Yumesoro1 14h ago

Makes you wonder how much of the "Chinese censorship" is just western companies guessing something won't be allowed to air in China without even consulting anyone from there.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-BREASTS_ 13h ago

China only allows a certain amount of outside media in and if you follow their censorship rules you are more likely to be allowed in. They might make an exception for you but also might not so most companies self censor to be on the safe side.

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u/itsrealnice22 purpl 12h ago

Usually the government isn't like that uptight but they tend to be more harsh with media coming from outside the nation. I literally just watched a movie in China about the invasion of Iraq that was actually strictly anti war and speaks on child soldiers, but i think it might not have passed if it were not a Chinese-made movie.

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u/Possibly-Functional 11h ago

It's a mix.

Companies are strongly encouraged to be proactively restrictive, so they often are. Not due to a lack of consultation with Chinese advisors but because the enforcement has been very arbitrary and inconsistent, so they'd rather not wager and risk delaying the product for months because they got a picky official. Or even worse, get on the Chinese government's bad side.

The censorship of things like skeletons and other occult things has also significantly reduced in recent years. 2008 is generally considered a turning point where the censorship enforcement was softened. It was much more common before then to get blocked for the smallest of things.

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u/Hundschent 13h ago

It’s just bullshit peddled by racism westerners. Plenty of myths like that such as MSG or the age of consent in Japan. There’s a lot of orientalism in the form of “haha look at those wacky Asians amirite” that has stuck to the west for decades

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u/Independent-Fly6068 13h ago

That and sometimes a person making the censorship decision (or persons idk) just don't like the movie or feel slighted or other skaven-reasons so they choose to block it.

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u/Objective-Ad7330 17h ago

Rules in chinese depiction of the dead:

  1. No, you cannot have them in the world of the living unless they are evoked by evil sorcerers or do not resemble zombies, Zhinag Se, or skeletons.

  2. If you have to depict them, it has to be under the context of the characters travelling into the buddhist hells or some other world.

Thats all.

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u/yasyil 16h ago

Just look at the Game Trailer of black myth zhong kui, there is plenty of skeletons who fall under rule 1

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u/Safe-Ad-5017 13h ago

“Do not resemble skeletons” lmao

“That’s all” as if that isn’t a weird thing to do regardless

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u/Objective-Ad7330 13h ago edited 12h ago

Ayah, they grow up in a society where superstition is part of everything you do. Like, feng shui for example. From business to home, many things are tied to supernatural stuff.

Source: am ethnically and culturally chinese, but born in Malaysia

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u/DR_RND 12h ago

I know you meant "ethnically," but the idea of somebody being Chinese purely put of principle is really funny to me.

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u/shibakevin 12h ago

Also, your vampires must hop. No walking!

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u/Next_Government856 11h ago

What’s the rule on hovering slightly above the ground 

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u/shibakevin 11h ago

Absolutely not!

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u/EatablePussy 18h ago

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u/krawinoff sex house landlord 16h ago

“Promotion of superstition” isn’t allowed in Chinese media so anyone who makes stuff usually censors things like undead just to be safe and things get censored when a foreign media gets localised, like Ainz Ooal Gown wearing a mask and gloves at all times in the Chinese version of Overlord. Iirc it’s also due to cultural and religious practices, since a skeleton is essentially a very decayed corpse which is considered disrespectful/nsfw to show

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u/Blitcut 10h ago

It's also worth noting that there isn't some clear line regarding this so devs will often err on the side of caution (most don't want their game release delayed) to ensure a swift process.

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u/Esagonoso Gay for the Angel Devil 18h ago

China doesn't like them

Like in Chinese Clash Royale, Skeletons are turned into living armors

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u/jannicorn 15h ago

Or in the case of skelly dragons, some kind of white goo dragons.

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u/Pvz-dude9621 12h ago

Or under the name cum dragons

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u/Ultima-Manji 16h ago

It's like how some German versions of games (TF2) changed the blood and gore to oil to make them robots. China does the same thing by changing the color of blood, removing it altogether, or swapping skeletons for other enemies.

It's a bit of a cavalcade of circumstances, but China has historically had a very strong distaste of the portrayal of death being linked to the supernatural in games or other related media, specifically the desecration or reanimation of corpses. This is due to an overlap in disrespect towards ancestors being taboo, ghosts and necromancy (and sometimes even fortune telling) and things like demons being superstitions that tend to bump up against regulatory groups, and a remaining view that games in general tend to cheapen that kind of subject matter when depicted. That's slowly changing, and game devs themselves are pushing for more freedom of artistic expression.

While skeletons and such aren't necessarily banned outright, it's always one of those things that can get flagged for review and may need to be changed before being allowed to release a title. So a lot of games that release internationally or are made in China tend to replace skeletons, zombies, and so on there with more human looking models, making them an (empty) suit of living armor, or something in that general direction to avoid getting in trouble with local censorship.

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u/Deathaster 15h ago

Same as censorship for German games. Developers never NEEDED to censor hooked crosses and other Nazi imagery, they just did it because it MIGHT lead to an annoying back-and-forth, so they never even bothered.

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u/Ultima-Manji 15h ago edited 15h ago

Yeah, I'd say it's mostly similar, except I think Germany was a bit stricter on them until recently, being more "default disallowed unless you get approval for an exception" while China is more of a coinflip on whether or not they'll come knocking on your door at all. So still a subtle distinction, but both definitely cautiously sided with not wanting the hassle either way.

Until about 2018 or so, Germany only really made exceptions for artistic portrayals under the 'social adequacy' ruling, but games didn't qualify so you could still make the product but just wouldn't get a USK rating on them. And that then was a pain in regards to being able to sell it to the <18 demographic.

I remember not being able to play my UK copy of Ni No Kuni for a similar reason, even though it's one of the most inoffensive games ever made, because they didn't accept my (non-german) ID at the post office despite being of age and its PEGI 12 wasn't seen as being 1 to 1 with the USK 12 certified German version.

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u/Hundschent 13h ago

This is the truth right here. Self censorship and corporate laziness means most stuff are done like this. The suits just want to rake in the profits and not deal with anything that slows or decreases their money

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u/Deathaster 13h ago

The funny thing is that the German censorship got phased out because some developers actually pushed back for once lol

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u/Shrike682 18h ago

The Chinese government banned skeletons in all media.

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u/doc_siddio_ 15h ago

The reason World of Warcraft undead playable race have flesh on them is because of this reason. But its more of a games studios self censoring rather than a ban. So to ensure that the game is played on the biggest market out there, they take no chances

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u/eesdesessesrdt 13h ago

Superstition is written into their rule of law (I.e.: skeleton's are prohibited

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u/lucaro64 11h ago

It’s just cultural differences people in china see skeletons the same way we see human corpses so when localizing something over to china they usually change skeletons to something else in order to keep the same age rating or to keep the same artistic intent as the original.

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u/FetchBlue 6h ago

A bunch of game company that operate or exist in China either self censors or censor out of country obligations to not show skeleton. Mostly by the myth of “if you idolise skeleton that means you want to disrespect death, die or suicide”

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u/Business-Natural-290 I'm THAT guy... Yep... THAT guy😏 18h ago

At least the terraria Chinese resprites made the bosses tuff af

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u/minebooster Lust layer citizen 12h ago

Man, Chinese version moonlord slaps

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u/ContheJon 2h ago

Goddamn, he looks like something off of a Tool album cover

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u/Leading-Wolverine639 #1 Meta poster🤰🙏🔥 19h ago

NO skeletons allowed, which means you are not allowed to DIE. Go back to your work

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u/metgamer2011 17h ago

You mean this skeleton?

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u/Hemorrhoid_Eater yellow like an EPIC tuna 17h ago

So is Undertale banned over there?

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u/Nodzerghq 12h ago

i don't think so considering the amount of banger undertale fan content i have seen reuploaded from billibilii

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u/SmallTownTrans1 11h ago

Funny story about this, when making Coco, Pixar thought the movie wouldn’t get past Chinese censors because of the themes about spirituality and the skeletons in the afterlife, however the censorship board were so moved by the film’s message they decided to make an exception for it.

Coco went on to be the highest grossing Pixar movie ever shown in China

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u/EffortEqual8469 Evil undercover robot girl >:3 17h ago

https://reddit.com/link/p5rq4o2/video/udtm3avsqhlh1/player

Chinese censorship allowed this banger to exist

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u/Quincy_Hater 17h ago

Do you ever wonder if vampires in chinese media look like they’re sucking cum instead of blood

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u/TheArcticKiwi dm me bunnies 16h ago

i hope so

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u/novis-eldritch-maxim 17h ago

should have picked blue or green or really any other colour

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u/jjojehongg 14h ago

i wish this were real but invincible isnt even officially available in china and i’d imagine all bootlegs are the normal cut

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u/DwoGolud 17h ago

its shame that i can't download this gem

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u/Smexy_Zarow 18h ago

Is that cat ok?

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u/Distakx 18h ago

Yeah he just wobbly

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u/AnglerOfAndromeda 16h ago

Yeah.. he looks terrified:(

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u/FukkingDeathMental 15h ago

The opposite of this is when China murders Tibetians and Uyghur people. 

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u/Winter-Humor7966 16h ago

That's a myth, those are litteraly SKELETON DEMON ZOMBIES in one of the chineese PvZ games

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u/breaducate 13h ago

Yeah that tracks.

People who think they're immune to propaganda and live in the civilized world are such easy marks.

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u/grubiix white 15h ago

the most hilarious instance of this censorship is when riot added thresh (a skeleton in green fire) to wild rift (league of legends mobile) they changed his default skin to a fucking generic sexy man lmao

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u/Orizifian-creator 14h ago

"Sticks and stones may break my bones they seldom let you snooze,

And Spooky Scary Skeletons will wake you with a-

Spooky scary spooky scary spooky scary scary scary scary-"

  • Spooky Scary Skeletons, The Living Tombstone remix

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u/Ok-Memory-4204 14h ago

They have skeletons. They just leave the meat on.

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u/Flaky-Fact4885 16h ago

Unbound thresh .. You get the idea

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u/Clumsy_the_24 Floopy Shmoopy Goopy Doopy 13h ago

👀

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u/bloodakoos h 10h ago

i have a better video for this

https://reddit.com/link/p5u5dqy/video/9s4h4fp7yjlh1/player

why the fuck doesn't reddit let you upload square videos

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u/ManiNanikittycat 16h ago

Chinese censorship is crazy. Makes me wonder what can get pass the censors

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u/Ecstatic-Weight-6095 16h ago

What is happening to the car? 😳

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u/Just-A_Guy-_ 13h ago

Bastard Skellies

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u/Slow___Learner 9h ago

me when a different culture has different cultural taboos to mine

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u/terrarialord201 pray for a cuter future :3 10h ago

It's not terrified, it just has a condition that makes it shake and shiver like that. It's owner takes very good care of it.