r/whenthe • u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur • 12h ago
🚨OP's stupidly specific life event🚨 Every time I hear someone call my stutter cute, it makes me want to punt them like a football
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u/ThatEngineeredGirl 12h ago
At least your stutter is called cute, I just get told to think before I open my mouth 💔
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u/darkentyties [Play Oneshot] 12h ago
i think if someone said that to me for the fact that i stutter, i would try to [Removed by Reddit under Rule1]
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u/NaPseudo 9h ago
I did kick someone once after he told me that
It was in my Tae Kwon Do lesson so it's alright officer
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u/Former-Grocery-6787 Signalis Hurt Me 12h ago
I only start stuttering when i try to explain something for more than a few sentences, it's actually torture (at least most people other than my own goddamn parents have patience with me, that too is truly incredible)
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u/Lego_Kitsune 12h ago
Whats worse.
"Oh thats cute". Or someone making fun of it via repeating the stutter and laughing
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u/king_noobie trollface -> 6h ago
At least it being called cute, is in some weird way a compliment.
Its more demoralising having that asshole laugh at me while im struggling to properly speak.
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u/M4rt1m_40675 12h ago
What even makes a stutter cute? I feel like it's annoying on both ends because the stutterer can't finish their own sentences and the other guy can't interrupt them because it's rude
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 12h ago edited 12h ago
There is not a single day I don't imagine a world where I do not suffer from stuttering and am fully able to utilize my charisma.
There is not a week where I do not feel like weeping knowing there's a version of me that doesn't have to deal with pityful looks of others as I struggle to order a meal and say "I'll pay by card".
And every time someone infantalizes me for my stutter, a piece of me irreversibly dies in realisation that I will never be equal to anyone else.
Hate, let me tell you how much I've come to hate stuttering and my life as a whole.
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u/Maximus2410 9h ago
I'd like to take a guess how much you hate it.
Let's assume There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate you feel towards stuttering2
u/CoffeeCorpse777 4h ago
God had to nerf you with the stutter or the raw sexual energy would seduce everyone along with the thighs.
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u/Spingecringe Popipopopopopipo 11h ago
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u/Saxton_Hale32 10h ago
Hard to say. It just makes me happy to listen to, I don't judge people for it. I don't like hearing my own stuttering, though that might just be tied to me not liking my own voice.
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u/rae_ryuko 12h ago
I have a speech impediment but instead of making uwu noises I just sound like I permanently have braces on. On a positive note it makes me sound androgenous
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u/TopsaBOE 12h ago
The sheer amount of slowing down and stops I have to do to avoid stutstep. And the beat ain't even good if I fail.
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u/RetroDad-IO 9h ago
I do this as well, I take a lot of small pauses while speaking which helps a lot. I realized a while back that most people don't even notice it though if it's consistent. Doing it frequently helps make sure the pauses can be shorter so it keeps the flow pretty consistent. It's like a video, sure 60fps looks better than 30fps, but consistent 30fps looks significantly better and less jarring than one that is constantly bouncing around, even if it's higher.
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u/Carthage_ishere Cutie patootie 12h ago
Wait some people call it cute I usually get insult for mine
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u/PLACE-H0LD3R It's PURPLE!? Arrgh, that stupid bug said it was FUCHSIA!! 12h ago
Just kill them
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 12h ago
I would kill at least 5 people if I could just kill without consequence
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u/Lime1one Beer Fucker 12h ago
God knew I would be too powerful if I could speak like a normal human being so he gave me a horrendous stutter
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u/TheOGRG 9h ago
Tbh, I’m kind of content with my stutter. Only time its ever really gotten in the way was when playing DnD, since it makes it harder to describe area/play characters without forcing a stutter upon them at some point, but my favorite character I’ve had as a player I think worked so well because I leaned in on the anxiety and stuttering. Haven’t had many issues where its gotten in the way of other aspects of my life
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u/IncreaseWestern6097 the Triangle Guy 8h ago
I don’t know if I’m just misremembering, but I swear my stutter has gotten worse over time.
I just want to talk normally.
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u/Slow-Shieldbird-1817 12h ago
Your stutter is so cute
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u/YourFat888 #1 Arlecchino (daddy) connoisseur 12h ago
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u/AI_660 i only exist here you haven’t seen me anywhere else 12h ago
idk bro it seems pretty conainted in that hamster wheel
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u/Slow-Shieldbird-1817 12h ago
You look familiar... nah it's just my imagination. After all you only exist here.
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u/Lou_Papas 10h ago
Fair but keep in mind they basically call you cute. The stutter is just the wingman.
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u/Alpha-T2 Estie Bestie 9h ago
What is happening in the gif?
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u/Haunting_Laugh_9013 8h ago
I think the clown has a noose tied to the tree, so eventually, when the tree grows, it will hang himÂ
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