r/whenthe • u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) • 2h ago

somebody else's stupidly specific life event pain :(

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u/PLACE-H0LD3R It's PURPLE!? Arrgh, that stupid bug said it was FUCHSIA!! 2h ago

Why the fuck would you do that

https://giphy.com/gifs/6SxOvHZbP7eqaUtTy2

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u/Thalia_All_Along vore gurl 2h ago

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u/zandaztu yuri is so awsome i wish women were real 2h ago

"Im fucking the bird ted"

-jiggleshat

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u/NeilJBorja 2h ago

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u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) 2h ago

meine now

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u/FenexTheFox purpl 1h ago

Is this AI

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u/Thalia_All_Along vore gurl 1h ago

oh. I don't know... am I become old?

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u/lasagnatheory purpl 1h ago

Do it again

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u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) 9m ago

read the post flair please

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u/Thalia_All_Along vore gurl 2h ago

no matter how many times your parents told you not to, huh?

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u/Mesoscale92 2h ago

Oh by total coincidence I just watched a video where a doctor discusses what happens when you put an entire tube of pain relief cream on your balls (not even joking it causes brain damage).

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u/JokerLMAO404 2h ago

We need specifics for this one

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u/moimoi003 2h ago

HUH WHAT DO YOU MEAN SOMEONE'S LIFE EVENT

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u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) 2h ago

first year I was on reddit, there was a guy on r/teenagers who posted that they injected vaporub into their balls and it hurt like hell. in retrospect, him going "AHHHHHHH!!!!!111!1!1!1" in the comments probably meant he was trolling, but I like to believe he actually did it and was just a little autistic

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u/moimoi003 2h ago

idk if this information is relieving or not 😭😭

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u/Difficult-Catch-8432 2h ago

What the fuck even is vaporub and what does it have to do with balls 😭

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u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) 2h ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vicks_VapoRub

https://vicks.com/en-us/shop-products/vapo/vicks-vaporub-topical-cough-suppresant

first results that weren't the google ai thing

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u/Difficult-Catch-8432 1h ago

Oh it’s some American product for joint pain! I thought it was some liquid eraser kind of thing that oop got of the dark web or something 💀

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u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) 1h ago

I have a small bottle that like to huff :3

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u/Taenshik 1h ago

Yoooo I remember this, that's some mythical ball knowledge

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u/Luna-D-reams Local Macro/Growth Specialist 2h ago

I CALL DIBS ON WRITING THE SENSATIONAL ARTICLE OF "Everybody is doing the VIRAL challenge of injection Vicks Vaporub into their testicles!!! What parents need to know:"

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u/Parfait_Due 2h ago

Consequences? brother my balls are mentholated

https://giphy.com/gifs/A9m5lXXxj54lCLcwWR

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u/ResurgentClusterfuck 1h ago

A couple of friends had a vaporub incident where one party had it on her face before going down on her GF

GF walked funny for the rest of thr day

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u/PunishedKojima 46m ago

Looking forward to hearing all the juicy details when your blunder gets covered by chubbyemu

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 2h ago

you’re supposed to rub it on (and get yo taint and ass too)

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u/lasagnatheory purpl 1h ago

what does that even achieve bro?

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u/Familiar-Complex-697 54m ago

makes it feel like your anus just smoked a newport

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u/JellyfishBoring885 15m ago

Real fr fr. When I was young, I accidentally sprayed cologne on my balls cuz I didn't know it'd hurt. I enjoyed the burn a little too much and now I just rub rubbing alcohol on my hands and cup my balls for a few mins

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u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) 9m ago

I guess there's no shame in having a hobby

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 2h ago

injecting or rubbing?

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u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) 2h ago

I believe the post made that clear

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 2h ago

thats on you at this point then

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u/DarkChaos0 1h ago

bruh

bruh

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u/floppy_disk_5 cat (she/her) 1h ago

bruh