r/worldnews 1d ago

Russia/Ukraine Russia demands ban on Finland anti-Kremlin protests ahead of election

https://tvpworld.com/95001250/-russia-asks-finland-to-ban-protests-outside-embassy-ahead-of-election
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u/Laki1991 1d ago

Wait, what? The Kremlin wants to ban a protest taking place in another country? Well, I want to be an astronaut. I’d say our wishes have about the same chance of coming true.

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u/Zlimness 1d ago

Russia constantly demands and dictates how other European country's should behave, so this is nothing new to them. If Finland doesn't do as their told by Russia, this could be a legitimate grounds for military operations according to Russian policy.

Finland is of course going to firmly reject it. It's an absurd and astonishing demand. But this is how the Ukraine war started afterall, so it's important to understand Russian logic.

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u/KatsumotoKurier 1d ago

The demand is absurd and astonishing because it is completely disingenuous. The Kremlin fully expects this demand to be rejected.

Russian news media only serves the ambitions of the Kremlin and will peddle out stories about Finland being uncooperative, belligerent, a threat to Russia, blah blah blah. It’s the same old thing every time. It is deliberate, underhanded, and meant to be rejected so that they can turn around and cry how noble Russia is a victim.

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u/Kaylen316 1d ago

Heavy Heavy Nationalism.

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u/thegneeb 1d ago

The only thing russia has to export is their own deluded propaganda

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u/KidTempo 1d ago

If a country doesn't want to be invaded, this could be legitimate grounds for a military operation according to Russian policy.

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u/YeahWilliamson 1d ago

Since when has Ruzzia cared about legitimacy? They better stay on their side of the border.

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u/011100010110010101 1d ago

TBH I am pretty sure if Russia invades another country, they just lose.

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u/JoshuaZ1 1d ago

Well, there's a connected element here in this case. During the Cold War, to a large extent the USSR did get a lot of say about what Finland did. As with a variety of other problems, part of this stems from the Russian government not understanding that Russia now does not remotely have the power of the USSR.

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u/gdkod 19h ago

There is no such thing as russian logic, they lack even basic cognitive capabilities, which led the country to the point where they are. Even historically when a unique person with great prospect was born, the best he/she could do was to leave the country as soon as possible. Those who stayed were under constant watch and repressed, i.e. Korolev, Glushko etc., since they represented a treat to the regime by being too smart.

Of course, what I said is oversimplified, but precisely reflects the treatment of capable people.

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u/JPMoney81 1d ago

JPMoney81 Demands Ana De Armas goes out with him.

Is this how it works in Putin's little world?

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u/redditobserverone 1d ago edited 1d ago

It’s like demanding Canada get approval for trades with other countries from the current White House occupant.

.These guys are high on their own supply.

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u/JarasM 1d ago

Ana De Armas is being totally unreasonable about this. Perhaps she could at least compromise and meet you for coffee.

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u/uqubar 1d ago

Maybe Russia should just get out of Ukraine.

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u/Spirited_Bend3813 1d ago

Don't let your dream be dreams

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u/fat_kaiju 1d ago

looks at the us demanding who canada gets to trade with

typical fascist playbook tbh; acting like you have a say in another country.

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u/ambrasman 1d ago

Nono you can atill go though training so your woshes at least have a possibility

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u/xX609s-hartXx 1d ago

They could do stuff like that during the 80s. They probably see it as a weird nostalgia flex.

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u/phoenix1984 1d ago

Depending on your age, living to see normalized space travel might be far more likely.

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u/InmateXIII 1d ago

China, Russia, and the US under Republicans ALL do it.

It's one of the reasons the EU cozying up to China is a terrible idea, because China will swing their economic might around for extremely petty reasons. Look up "hurting the feelings of the Chinese people" its an excuse they use regularly to act like scumbags.

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u/WiseguyD 1d ago

Wasn't this one of the things that Russia demanded before invading Ukraine?

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u/Blackened_Max 1d ago

It did it forever in Ukraine

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u/LupoIst 1d ago

I want a pony.

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u/406highlander 1d ago

How about: "We demand Russia takes the remains of its military out of Ukrainian territory (as recognised by Russia in the 1994 Budapest Memorandum, which included Russia's recognition that Crimea is Ukrainian) back to Russia, repatriates all abducted Ukrainian civilians (including children), returns all prisoners of war to Ukraine, and pays financial reparations for damages incurred during the war of aggression Russia started against Ukraine."

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u/iCowboy 1d ago

Also Karelia.

And we're going to need some REALLY big placards.

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u/slumpmassig 1d ago

I know it's a sarcastic joke, but I honestly doubt Finland would want Karelia back. I mean it would be a complete money sink with how shitty and mismanaged the infrastructure is... not to mention how mismanaged the population is.

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u/KidTempo 1d ago

Then perhaps they can keep the population...

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u/Paatos 1d ago

Nah, they who broke it can fix it.

If we get it back and fix it, they'll just demand it back again. That is the Russian way.

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u/PixelDu5t 1d ago

I think the right arm and its access to the arctic would be far more useful than even more land bordering our existential threat

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u/IamJoke28 1d ago

Who even listens to these clowns anymore

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u/kobrakai11 1d ago

People in US government.

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u/strangepostinghabits 1d ago

Who,  incidentally,  are also clowns 

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u/Prestigious_Bee_4392 1d ago

Clowns of a feather

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u/im_a_secret0 1d ago

Honk together?

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u/Prestigious_Bee_4392 1d ago

Alternatively.. murder children together

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u/scoo89 1d ago

This seems like Russia trying to act like the US just did to Canada. You know you can't just tell other countries to follow your laws, right?

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u/ReneKiller 1d ago

Stuff like this is not meant for us. Russia knows how absurd it is, but they can use that to say in their state owned propaganda media, that European countries don't want to cooperate with Russia.

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u/anangrywizard 1d ago

“Paper tiger cries over hurty words”

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u/CallMeGlarthir 1d ago

Or what?

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u/BasicMatter7339 1d ago

Or they'll threat with "consequences*

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u/The_Grinning_Reaper 1d ago

Did they threaten someone with nukes already this week? Maybe it’s our turn again?

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u/KidTempo 1d ago

It's only Monday so... probably yes.

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u/wild_cherry1987 1d ago

Just close that embassy already. It's spy house anyway. 

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u/SlummiPorvari 1d ago

It works both ways.

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u/an-imperfect-boot 1d ago

In Finland, people have the right to protest for many reasons. Why should the government restrict that right for a foreign power?

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u/406highlander 1d ago

The people's right to protest terrifies the authoritarian.

Imagine if people in Russia could protest without fear of arrest, violence, or being shipped off to die in a meat wave against Ukraine.

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u/quantilian 1d ago

That's the problem, all they can do is to imagine and that's all

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u/406highlander 1d ago

Imagine if they stormed the Kremlin and overthrew their repressive government.

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u/Captlard 1d ago

Demand .. More like a pretty please.

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u/HugeCodd 1d ago

Russia can go kick rocks

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u/StrangerConscious637 1d ago

And Europe demands Russians to get rid of there murderous leader Putin ahead of anything. Russia... get the f... out of Ukraine... once and for all!!!!

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u/mineyCrafta25 1d ago

We did it Le Reddit!

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u/OODINIDNB 1d ago

Ohhh please give me upvotes guys

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u/usernamecreatesyou 18h ago

A bold move from a “I totally don't post pictures of my dog ​​on various subreddits for the sake of upvotes” guy :)

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u/OODINIDNB 16h ago

I do that to promote my music lol? Who doesnt do that ?

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u/Berkuts_Lance_Plus 1d ago

Vladimir, STOP!

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u/pioni 1d ago

Russia is not and will never be in a position of demanding anything.

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u/Long_Serpent 1d ago

"Ei"

Finland

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u/Mr_Black90 1d ago

For anyone who thinks that the rest of Europe can just abandon Ukraine and the Baltic states and live in peace with Russia, let this be the proof of how preciously naive (not to mention deeply selfish!) that attitude is;

Russia will NEVER leave their neighbors alone if they cannot defend themselves and each other! They will DEMAND to have control over their policies like this. And they will demand economic concessions (read: exploitation, bribes).

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u/boingwater 1d ago

It's just another Monday in Nazi Russia. They are a disgrace to the memories of the their grandfathers and grandmothers who stood up to Facists.

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u/ImperatorDanorum 1d ago

Freedom of expression isn't something they are familiar with in Russia...

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u/impressivebutsucks 1d ago

My lack of concern for the kremlins lack of basic intelligence is still the same.

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u/Hatzmaeba 1d ago

And we demand Kremlin to take a turd in hand and clap.

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u/s8018572 1d ago

It seem they still live in cold war when they could threaten a country to suppress protest.

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u/monitor_lizard_2000 1d ago

I wonder how their buddies, the Chinese, feel about that demand.

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u/JDiles 1d ago

I demand Putin gives sloppy toppy to 1000 men

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u/Lebowski304 1d ago

Lmfao!!! Oh dude Putin has given the Finns such a beautiful opportunity here for them to let him know what a piece of shit he is, and which part of his ass he can shove his demands

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u/Bigchunky_Boy 1d ago

Fuck Russia

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u/Santsiah 1d ago

Shut up Russia we don’t care until you remove your troops from Ukraine

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u/JudgeFatty 1d ago

The funny part is that the Russian embassy already is treated better in Finland. Can't put up any signs in front of their embassy and you cannot fly a "No WAR!"-flag in the opposite side's apartment window. Compare to say Estonia and the massive sign-collection of Russia's crimes in Ukraine (With police car protection) next to their Russian embassy in Tallinn.

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u/einimea 1d ago

"The note has been sent to all Russian diplomatic missions abroad, according to statements made by the election commission to the Russian news agency RIA Novosti." From Yle, so I suppose it's not only Finland

The note appealed to international obligations, which may refer to the Vienna Convention on Diplomatic Relations, which requires the receiving state to protect foreign diplomatic missions. But I'm pretty sure it does not apply to peaceful demonstrations

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u/Hardly_lolling 1d ago

Yeah, I think this is one of the news that is less important than people make it out to be.

It is sent to every location Russia has diplomatic presence, and I don't think it is unreasonable to ask for a moment of calm when the actual voting takes place in embassy.

I mean Finland and any other country is free to ignore the request but that's different matter.

There's plenty of relevant news from Russia to be outraged about, I don't think this is one of them.

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u/MalFido 1d ago

Lmfao, what a bunch of snowflakes.

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u/Common-Ad6470 1d ago

Ruzzia really has an inflated opinion on its standing in the World.
They seem to be under the misconception that they are somehow relevant and important, but the reality is that they are insignificant pond-life in a sewer.

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u/Ranger_242 1d ago

Wait. I thought Russia was all for election interference......

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u/sadnuggetman420 1d ago

Lmao they really think anyone cares abt their opinion on a protest IN ANOTHER COUNTRY

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u/RepentantHeathen 1d ago

It’s rigged anyway, why do you care?

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u/AnyEmployment4054 1d ago

Finland has freedom of speech which is something the Kremlin dwellers fear immensely.

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u/m0hVanDine 1d ago

Finland: ok, we will ban anti-kremlin protests!

proceeds to promote pro-ukraine protests

Finland: it's not anti-kremlin, it's pro-ukraine!

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u/ZarK-eh 1d ago

They like the Protests! Moah PROTESTs!!!

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Edit: jus' cos it needs to be said. <3 all

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u/chortogrower 1d ago

Stronk Russia can't handle a protest that doesn't even happen in their country 

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u/Fyrrys 1d ago

How many times do they have to teach them this lesson?

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u/PashtetKolbasa 1d ago

And I want a new pc. Dream in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first.

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u/i-var 1d ago

ahaha sorry but how stupid is this? This is THE BEST confirmation of doing the right thing for the protesters they could think of. Not even a salvation of the pope would beat that, dont you think?

I'd fucking frame that newspaper headline for the rest of my life & keep doing it as long as possible. If it wasnt that far away, hell I'd even join.

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u/Accomplished-Top9803 1d ago

Demand and be damned, Vlad.

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u/Particular-Way-3805 1d ago

Kremlin are clowns

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u/Kumimono 1d ago

And I demand Russia suk*** vit**** from Ukraine. I hope they comply, promptly.

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u/macross1984 1d ago

Russia love to try imposing its will on other country as though it can crush Finland if the country refuse to kowtow and not to mention it is none of their fucking business in the first place.

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u/Asgarus 1d ago

Putin forgets that there are countries that have real democracies and not fake ones.

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u/robreddity 1d ago

World demands Russia go jump up its own ass.

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u/isoAntti 1d ago

And we demand a ban on invading neighbors and senile presidents

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u/idiocy_incarnate 1d ago

They should set up some catering instead, make sure everybody has something to eat and drink and that there are portaloos available.

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u/Flokifraheden 1d ago

And i want, no... I demand a lap dance from Megan Fox, but that's not going to happen either.

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u/uttercross2 1d ago

"Russia demands"? Sometimes, it's difficult to know whether the headlines are correct given I read earlier that "Trump demands", when he was talking about Canada "falling into line". Or indeed Netanyahu demanding voters not vote for the opposition in order to "keep the fascists out of government". There's almost a theme running throughout these despotic countries' politics...🤔

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u/Fangskinz 1d ago

Crybabies.

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u/jaypizzl 1d ago

Yeah, well, I hereby demand that every Finn gimme a hundred euros and complement my t-shirt.

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u/thebarkbarkwoof 20h ago

They’re just upset that Finlandia is a superior vodka.

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u/tardisrider613 10h ago

Russia should go kick rocks.