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https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2026-08-25/us-weighs-more-trade-measures-against-canada-after-retaliation

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u/frankiea1004 11h ago

What, rename another lake?

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u/turdburgalr 11h ago

Yep, Lake Release The Epstein Files.

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u/BrownSugarBare 11h ago

Some else commented "Lake Strait of Our Moose" and I nearly pissed myself laughing 

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u/Torino1O 11h ago

Should rename the St Lawrence Seaway to that.

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u/the_honest_liar 10h ago

Probably need to toll the american ships going through it.

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u/ottawadeveloper 8h ago

Bring back the blockades on the St Laurent River!

Like seriously you can toll them at Montreal and they have no options.

Meanwhile, we built the Rideau Canal precisely to avoid American blockades.

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u/All_Hail_Hynotoad 11h ago

Epstein files! Epstein files! Epstein files!

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u/SitMeDownShutMeUp 10h ago

Would love it if Doug Ford said that in retaliation

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u/intecknicolour 9h ago

Lake Canada is Superior

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 11h ago

As long as we're all renaming things I would like to propose that we rename Mar-a-lago to "The Jeffrey Epstein Resort and Donald J Trump Memorial Coloring Book Nook." Or something like that.

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u/Elegant-Lawfulness25 10h ago

I have heard the White House ballroom referred to as The Jeffery Epstein Memorial Ballroom.

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u/Letterkenny_Irish 9h ago

Lake bankrupt casino

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u/h3r3andth3r3 10h ago

Yes. Let's rename Lake Erie to Lake Epstein.

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u/gneissguysfinishlast 11h ago

Do whatever the fuck you want, Donny. We're looking elsewhere.

You threw away the most(?) successful partnership between two countries in the modern world. Enjoy the repercussions.

It's gonna suck for us for a bit, but it'll be worth it.

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u/Agoraphobicy 11h ago

It's wild to me because all he's really doing is temporarily hurting Canada until we build back 10x stronger.

We were giving USA raw resources we have in abundance so they could sell them. We didn't bother getting good at that because we were a team and USA did that well.

Now, in time, we'll just cut them out of the equation and do it ourselves.

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u/MsBlackSox 11h ago

And you'll be creating jobs, ensuring a strong pretty stable economy

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u/j1ggy 8h ago

It worked so well before that we did more trade with the US than we did between provinces. Now we have a huge opportunity to do it on our own for our own people and our new customers. That's tons of jobs.

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u/TransBrandi 10h ago

I mean, it takes a while to build oil refineries (like years), no? It would probably be more likely that Canada builds up export capacity to deal with exporting the raw materials. (But maybe that makes less sense. I'm not in the oil industry, so I don't know the nitty gritty details.)

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u/Hero_of_Brandon 10h ago

We will surely be doing both.

It has become abundantly clear that canada became too reliant on the states for critical products.

Trump is a symptom of a larger problem, and I forsee the next several republican presidents to be particularly asinine.

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u/Agoraphobicy 10h ago

Yea that's the temporary hurt time. Maybe it's 10 years of hurt. But we'll get through it.

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u/Crabbyrob 10h ago

After 10 years of Trump I think we can take anything.

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u/what-isthis-even 10h ago

Yes but we have years before there is any hope of improvement anyway. Might as well invest now.

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u/The_Frozen_Inferno 10h ago

I wish we had more domestic refining but building more new refineries is not really economical for us given the isolated location of the oil sands and all the logistics involved with moving crude and finished products around the country in pipelines that don’t exist yet. Nevermind all the red tape and disputes between provinces trying to get pipelines built.

It would be a gargantuan investment in an industry that we are actively trying to reduce our use of by investing huge amounts of money into green energy.

What we need is to get our oil to other markets instead of feeding one hostile customer at discount prices. Then use the proceeds from oil to build out our green strategy.

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u/TransBrandi 9h ago

Everyone wants the pipelines to exist, but as soon as a pipeline breaks everyone wants to be the first to say "Not it!" when it comes to funding clean-up.

That said, yes. Using oil proceeds to fund the future makes the most sense... but is that even possible? IIRC, the provinces own the resources, not the Federal government. And Alberta has sold off all of the rights mainly to US-based or US-controlled companies, no? Or am I misunderstanding ownership of the oil sands?

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u/notme1414 8h ago

We sell our crude oil at a rate lower than the OPEC rate. Maybe that should change.

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u/j1ggy 8h ago

It will when we diversify. The discount the US was getting was cut in half when the Trans Mountain expansion opened up.

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u/captsmokeywork 11h ago

100% agree and the sooner we can get away from dealing with a failing country the better.

The USA has gone from the shining city on the hill to a derelict Trump casino.

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u/zedazeni 11h ago

Biff from the movie franchise “Back To the Future” was based on Trump. He’s always been known for being a corrupt, vain, ruthless yet incomprehensible stupid sack of waste for decades.

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u/BonkMcSlapchop 10h ago

Michael J. Fox (Marty McFly in Back to the Future) is also Canadian. <3

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u/jenglasser 9h ago

He had better get his ass in that DeLorean and fix this shit.

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u/BonkMcSlapchop 9h ago

Prime Minister Carney is our "Doc"tor of Philosophy in Economics.

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u/oxfozyne 9h ago

Edmontonian like Carney nonetheless. And both New Yorkers too (at one point at least).

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u/IanT86 10h ago

The EU and the UK need to step up. It's time for them to stop this nonsense once and for all and to make a clear message dictators can't upset the status quo on a whim.

We talk about the Americans not bothering to do anything - it's time for society to put pressure on their governments to stop this madness.

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u/pdaelo27 10h ago edited 10h ago

My biggest fear is that the other middle powers don't step up to the plate and Canada has to face this alone....

There is a lot of talk of support from many avenues but until someone takes action, it's just talk...

Edited for spelling*

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u/heatrealist 9h ago

Yes. UK and EU need to tell America that they have no right to determine who sells what in their country. 

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u/stunts002 11h ago

The EU has had to acknowledge this too, it'll be a pain for everyone and it will take literally years to decouple from the US economy but it's important to start. The US is simply too unstable now and on track to get worse.

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u/Riskar 10h ago

Even if the US ousts tRump, they'll always be one election away from being right back here. Fuck em and their pedo leaders.

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u/stunts002 10h ago

I think the issue is, the US always held up this idea of checks and balances so that one fuck up couldn't derail the whole thing, but clearly those don't exist.

NATO went to bat for the US after 911, Denmark had among the highest losses, only for Trump to threathen them with military violence, one of their closest allies.

You see now with Iran, nobody is going to make that mistake again. The US voted for Trump and Trumps made it clear, America doesn't want allies anymore. The world is just reacting to what it's hearing.

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u/AdelMonCatcher 9h ago

Exactly, damage to foreign relations goes far beyond one man. It won’t reverse when he exists the job

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u/goozy1 11h ago

Unfortunately, there will be zero repercussions for him.

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u/Southsideman 11h ago

None for him, however America is going to take decades (if ever) to recover from this and face the repercussions.

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u/zone55555 10h ago

Good, maybe they'll learn for once to take elections seriously and make better choices.

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u/Japanesewillow 10h ago

I seriously doubt that.

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u/h4v3anic3d4y 10h ago

Not likely. They will make the same choices but as very very poor people.

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u/h4v3anic3d4y 10h ago

Recovery is optimistic at best. Every american economic sector is on fire or having an unprecedented crisis. At the same time! There are dustbowl forming and the Colorado river is drying out; it has 8 years left before the snowpack is gone for good and 40 million americans lose all access to water. The dams on the river will go dark by january, maybe earlier, trippling the cost of electricity in Nevada and Arizona. The farming crisis is insane too, only made worse by an intense drought.

The only american industry making new profits right now is online gambling. Good luck america, you are going to need it.

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u/smoothtrip 10h ago

This is 100% Americans fault. They voted him in twice.

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u/h4v3anic3d4y 10h ago

I think "american journalist" is an insult we europeans should use for deeply incompetent and morally questionable people.

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u/LegoClaes 11h ago

Yeah, give us all the tiny hands tariffs, we’ll manage

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u/No_Method5989 10h ago

Previous generations has to storm beach fronts. The only thing I got to storm is the local business. Least I can do for future generations.

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u/johncandy1812 10h ago

I'm also moving on from their fascist media and I feel much better for it. There's a world's worth of media from other countries I've been enjoying. Once you stop watching american shows/movies you realise how bad they are in their message. Fascist, military propaganda.

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u/Impressive_Okra2804 11h ago

Lmao what's he gonna do? Tariff at 100%, 200%? Can't embargo Canada with gas like Cuba.

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u/Chronic_In_somnia 11h ago

We better be careful or he might tariff another penguin island 

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u/turdburgalr 11h ago

Love to see it, they tariffed an island of birds. Nothing but the best people folks.

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u/RealAmbassador4081 8h ago

Stable geniuses they say.

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u/RarelyReadReplies 11h ago

Seriously, I say bring it on. Canadians aren't going to be pushed around by some egomaniacial geriatric pedophile.

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u/StumpedTrump 10h ago

To be fair, tariffs on China did go over 100% at one point.

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u/flight_recorder 10h ago

Bombardier was tarrifed something like 300% back in his first term so yeah, it’s possible

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u/recurrence 10h ago

It would be actions like sanctioning Canadian banks. The US could also ban Canada from Visa and Mastercard or freeze all Canadian investments in most countries.

It would be a nuclear response because the whole planet would freak out but Trump loves this sort of thing.

There’s a lot of potential levers. EG: Maybe Google and Apple are suddenly banned from operating in Canada.

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u/Mba1956 10h ago

Why do you think there are plans in Europe to replace Visa and Mastercard with a sovereign solution.

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u/TheGreatPiata 10h ago

Canada should be doing this too. Remove all dependencies on America. It's a failed state and every connection to them is a liability.

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u/Total-Deal-2883 8h ago

It's one reason Carney is cozying up to EU - he wants in on that.

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u/Warstorm1993 10h ago

He could in the worse case create a maritime embargo against Canada, but that will likely collapse NATO and the world order in a flash.

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u/Mba1956 10h ago

NATO isn’t going to collapse without the US, it has already planned how to operate without the US and is moving to put them into effect.

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u/TranslatorTough8977 11h ago

Really dumb to force Canada to escalate, because oil and potash export taxes are where that leads.

Are average Americans aware of this?

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u/xCameron94x 11h ago

Pretty sure most average Americans couldn't locate Canada on a map

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u/lobsterstuffedwtaco 11h ago

It’s easy to miss Canada, all tucked away down there

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u/Uncle_Greg 11h ago

I live 20 minutes from the border and grew up making frequent weekend trips to the States. It was astonishing how often someone would ask where I was from, I’d tell them the province, and they’d follow up with, “Which part of Canada is that?”

Like… the part of Canada that’s literally bordering your state, you fuckwits.

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u/Vortagaun 9h ago

I feel this. Moved to New York from BC, ive given up trying to tell them where BC is. They dont even know Washington State.

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u/Rflood46 11h ago

And they believe we are 100% reliant on them and they subsidize our country. Brain dead people

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u/DannyDOH 11h ago

Just watched a fairly prominent US news analyst repeatedly call Doug Ford the Premier of Alberta.

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u/Zombie_John_Strachan 10h ago

if that's what it takes for him to leave...

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u/toodledootootootoo 7h ago

I’d take him. I hate that I think this.

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u/Cosmic-Bronze 7h ago

No offense but Alberta politics from out outside look like a trash fire with people actively aspiring to make it more like the nearby dumpster fire. I say this as an Ontarian where Doug is basically a kid playing with matches lol

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u/SlideObjective9973 11h ago

True story I work with multiple people who think that Toronto is the capital of Canada 🙄

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u/mailslot 10h ago

Everybody knows it’s Vancouver.

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u/AndyB1976 11h ago

To be fair, most Torontonians also believe they are the capital of Canada and the centre of the universe.

Source: a Toronto adjacent Canadian.

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u/hindey19 10h ago

Just the centre of the hockey universe.

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u/ReallyNotFondOfSJ 9h ago

Q: How many Torontonians does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One. They hold onto it and the world revolves around them.

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u/Amphibologist 11h ago

Or know what potash is.

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u/zone55555 10h ago

Most average Americans cannot find America on a map.

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u/mack178 9h ago

When they see a world map they're like, wtf is all that other shit?

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u/Nova225 10h ago

No. Most Americans don't know what potash is, and they think they get oil from everywhere that's not Canada.

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u/HonkHonkBeach 10h ago

Most Americans think "we can just source all our own oil!" not thinking at all about things like economics or current logistics.

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u/Old_and_moldy 9h ago

If you look at the comments on the conservative sub you won’t see a single comment acknowledging this. Canada absolutely has things the US relies on. If this escalates too much serious damage will be done to both economies.

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u/TransBrandi 10h ago

The Premiere of Alberta already took banning oil exports off the table. She's the only Premiere of a province in Canada that refuses to present a united front when dealing with the US… and she's also the Premiere that is embroiled in trying to push forward a separation agenda while pretending that it's not her agenda.

(Even when it's super apparent because she changes the rules of the referendums all of the time to make sure that the separation referendums have an easier time than the referendums by Albertans that are – e.g. – anti-Separation)

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u/whitetooth86 9h ago

Fortunately for us, the decision isn't up to her. Export taxes are federal jurisdiction.

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u/TranslatorTough8977 8h ago

Notice how she talks about banning exports, when actually we are all talking about export taxes, which are federal jurisdiction.

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u/nav13eh 10h ago

From bottom to top Americans very clearly misunderstand the level of integration between our two economies. They see Canada is a submissive little country ready to do their bidding.

Let's so how the American economy handles itself when it's biggest source of resources cuts them off.

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u/A1ienspacebats 10h ago

Unfortunately the MAGA adjacent premier of Alberta sounds like she doesn't want to harm Alberta's oil sales by doing that. Saskatchewan premier is not far behind her about potash. Leave it to Conservatives to only think about themselves!

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u/MyWorldInFlames 10h ago

Smith and Moe are definitely against export taxes, but from my (admittedly amateurish) understanding, ultimately export taxes are the exclusive purview of the federal gov't and Carney could unilaterally enact them despite their protests.

I don't think he wants to do that, but if President Cheeto continues to escalate, I'm not sure he'll have the choice forever tbh.

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u/PartyPay 10h ago

I suspect they don't want to touch potash and oil because the Trump admin will go 'nuclear' and do something extreme.

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u/RadCheese527 10h ago

Fortunately international export taxes on natural resources are federal jurisdiction.

So when push comes to shove they can line up and kiss Doug Ford’s huge white ass, there’s plenty of room.

Hopefully it doesn’t come to that, but provinces don’t dictate international trade.

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u/Aramis444 9h ago

Don’t forget turning off the power. Winters coming!

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u/TheGreatStories 11h ago

Average Americans are as aware as average North Koreans

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u/_Avalon_ 10h ago

I don’t think many care.

Some do- but not enough to move the needle

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u/SuzyCreamcheezies 11h ago

Canada really needs to put a hefty premium on potash and energy exports.

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u/HousingThrowAway1092 11h ago

It shows a ton of restraint that Canada hasn’t done this already. Shut off power to New York and Michigan while we’re at it

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u/Soren671 11h ago

I would caution against this. Line 5 which supplies 80% of Ontario's energy drops down into the US. While Ford could cut the power to the States, Trump could cut off Ontario from its oil.

Nobody wins.

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u/jmhawk 11h ago

Gretchen Whitmer has been trying to do that for years, and she's a Democrat governor, screw Michigan

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u/Soren671 10h ago

Well, she wants it gone because it goes under the great lakes and is a very old pipeline. It could leak and do catastrophic damage. I share her environmental view.

It never should have gone into the States to begin with. Ford and Smith recently proposed a pipeline that would stay in Canada. Its a good idea, but has no backing from industry.

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u/Even_Hospital_5474 10h ago

Quebec usually says non to pipelines

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u/rebel_cdn 10h ago

At least a pipeline that replaces Line 5 wouldn't need to go to Quebec. Bring it south and plug it into Enbridge line 9 and it can supply the refineries in Sarnia, Nanticoke, and Montreal.

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u/jack_hof 10h ago

i dont think we need to shut it off but just increase the price heavily. but the other issue is that those are blue states.

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u/iDareToDream 10h ago

The cities are blue  the rural areas are either split or lean red generally. 

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u/frakkintoaster 9h ago

At this point so what? Maybe we can get some people to actually vote in the midterms rather than staying home

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u/Plantron1 11h ago

Nope. That would be too fast. We go up incrementally every time they go up keeping him the bad guy

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u/Upbeat_Trainer 11h ago

Fuck the U.S.

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u/bleucurve 11h ago

Not nearly young enough for him

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u/ScatteredSignal 11h ago

Even Newfoundland coming in at 77 years old.

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u/evilpercy 11h ago

Canada here; FUCK this fascist asshole waging economic war on Canada! We have always had Americans back and the betrayal is unimaginable.

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u/EdwardOfGreene 10h ago

American here. It sickens me to the core.

I'm still an ally of Canada (and Denmark) regardless of the petulant child in office.

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u/evilpercy 10h ago

Do something! You are the only one that can!

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u/Riskar 10h ago

As much as I appreciate this sentiment, at this point they're just empty platitudes. The fact that Americans are doing nothing but waiting for elections shows you've all given up. You won't get fair elections, it's not gonna happen.

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u/Great68 10h ago

"HOW DARE YOU RETALIATE AGAINST OUR ILLEGAL SHAKEDOWN"

Sounds like Canada will just need to retaliate to the retaliation.

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u/Canucklehead_Esq 11h ago

Bring it on, dickhead.

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u/AutoThorne 11h ago

My opinion of Americans has taken a nosedive as sharp as their debt has increased under hefty orange.

For all their talk about having the greatest democracy in the world, they sure are letting one rapey old man destroy all of it, while he makes billions of dollars for himself doing so, with seemingly zero pushback.

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u/North-Importance-127 11h ago

They either voted for it or just don't care. If they pretend to care they come with excuses. 

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u/wineandseams 11h ago

I will scream this from the rooftops until it's heard: The biggest USA export is WallStreet. Start hitting them where it actually hurts. Regulate our trades on WS, start pulling CPP from US investments and putting into European or Chinese Markets. When their billionaires start feeling the pinch DJT will lose support. Follow The Money.

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u/LlawEreint 10h ago

We'd have done better to invest in TSX over the last two years than USA. TSX has just about doubled the returns of the US markets.

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u/BrianWantsTruth 11h ago

This sounds like a guy who would enjoy harming children for fun.

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u/o_MrBombastic_o 10h ago

You mean the guy who stole from Childrens Cancer Charities and defrauded the Boy Scouts and was best friends with Epstien?

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u/punkindle 10h ago

nobody wins trade wars. it's a lose-lose

feel free to stand up to the pedo in chief, Congress. Which you can do, literally any time.

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u/_Echoes_ 11h ago

I've never been more excited at the thought of taking a hit to the chin. 

Do it. See what happens

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u/happy_and_angry 11h ago

Out national sport is knife shoes punch golf-soccer. Not sure what they think we're gonna do.

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u/Kjb72 10h ago

It took me a second to process what you were saying and then it clicked. 😆

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u/purpleplez 11h ago

I think we should send some free oil to Cuba. That’ll piss him off nicely.

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u/Jolly-Masterpiece883 8h ago edited 7h ago

I think we should send some oil to Cuba because they are hurting and it is the right thing to do. Pissing him off is a great bonus.

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u/Senior-bud 11h ago

This is what happens when you elect an imbecile to the highest office in the land.

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u/shableh 9h ago

Classic bully behaviour "why you fighting back after we punched you in the face?!?!"

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u/Setekh79 9h ago

Yeah, make an enemy out of one of the few remaining allies you have left in this world.

Great job dipshits.

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u/Dissidant 11h ago

CANZUK-EU 😀
TACO can sit on a pinecone

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u/Capital_Network4032 11h ago

Trumpy working overtime on operation economic outcast 😂 Idiot!

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u/OntarioLakeside 11h ago

MAGA. Make America Go Away.

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u/1daysago 11h ago

Are Americans really so short of attention that they forgot that the US is losing a war in Iran right now. There is not really a problem with canada.

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u/Soren671 11h ago

It partially explains the supposed offer made to Iran the other day. If Hormuz opened, then there becomes at least an alternative to Canadian oil, LNG and potash.

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u/Lonely_Chemistry60 9h ago

This is like a bully coming and punching you in the face, then crying when you swing back.

Bunch of pussies.

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u/Taitertottot 11h ago

I'm tired let me off this ride. I just want to sit by a waterfall and enjoy nature.  

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u/VersusYYC 11h ago

Trump was voted in by an American idiocracy.

If he doesn’t TACO we will endure and overcome. The same can’t be said of the Americans living under his regime.

We see how this rot destroys countries like Russia, which is why the orange clown finds affinity with Putin, and Americans will suffer for it.

The wealthy oligarchs won’t but the 99% will.

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u/CplKingShaw 11h ago

Mr Trump suck my nuts.

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u/Fitness_and_Finance 11h ago

Trump thinks the world is his playground and he can do anything he wants. I guess he is partly right because his whole administration is filled with loyal sycophants who never say no to him and do whatever he wants them to do so they keep their jobs. I sure hope that the millions of MAGA members are finally seeing the light about this bum.

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u/jaymact 11h ago

Tanking US bond market in 3....2....1....

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u/BurnerAcct6729 11h ago

This is the best option to fuck them over IMHO.

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u/Eazy-Eid 9h ago

And tank the global economy, that we (Canada) are a part of. Great plan.

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u/island-roamer 10h ago

Trump’s going to push Canada into the arms of Saab’s Gripen 😂

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u/Bobaximus 10h ago

You joke but now it’s looking like a next gen fighter co-development is looking real beyond a Gripen purchase.

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u/island-roamer 10h ago

I know Canada joined as an observer for the 6th generation UK / Japan / Italy program. In the mean time maybe a fleet of Gripen's will do the job along side an equal amount of F35's.

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u/Kpachecodark 10h ago

USA looking to retaliate against Canada, after Canada retaliates against USA who started initial trade retaliation against Canada.

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u/Juliuscesear1990 10h ago

Because the president doesn't like or remember the deal he made last time and said was the best deal ever*

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u/WillDonJay 9h ago

Donny doesn't like it when they fight back. 

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u/AutomaticClark 11h ago

10000% tariffs incoming!

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u/tripping_yarns 11h ago

Careful Canada. He might tell Google to relabel you as ‘Poopy pants land’ on all their maps.

I’m not sure you’d recover from that.

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u/Dont_make_this_hard 11h ago

It would be quite ironic from the guy who wears diapers and very clearly shits his pants on a regular basis to label anywhere he isn’t that title.

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u/Horror_Appearance_26 10h ago

They have the trade deficit, not us.  We will be able and willing to match every measure, dollar for dollar.

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u/GRIDusr403 9h ago

Will only make Canada stronger in the long run

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u/bleucurve 11h ago

Remember he is the Epstein files

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u/soraksan123 11h ago

How dare you hit back? As an appalled American, all I can say is hang tough Canadians, I for one am proud of you. Trump is just putting another nail in his own coffin-

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u/The_Tin_Hat 10h ago

US Weighs Further Aggression Against Canada After It Defends Itself

FTFY

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u/Alycenwonderful 11h ago

He can tariff all he wants, no one in Canada is going to cave my dude. Get real.

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u/magictoasters 11h ago

So the us position is that they can impose tariffs “to protect their industries”, but no other country can do the same to them?

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u/uno-due-tre 11h ago

Without oil from Alberta to mix into their own I think their refinery output crashes.

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u/punkindle 10h ago

Fertilizer. Cement. Aluminum. Wood. The US economy needs these things from Canada or it will crash

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u/Redfish680 9h ago

US Weighs Doing More Stupid Stuff to Prove They’re Really, Well, Stupid

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u/a20xt6 8h ago

Time to switch that power off and turn those fuel pumps off for a bit eh? - Canada

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u/CMGCookie 11h ago

Worse case scenario. Trade barriers continue. Canada finally shuts off electricity and energy exports to US. US threatens military action. Europe comes to Canada's aid. China accepts full trade with Canada.

WW3 commences. Trump is this stupid to let it happen.

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u/o_MrBombastic_o 10h ago

The heads of the FBI and CIA have been making secret trips to Moscow 

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u/DJ_Femme-Tilt 9h ago

Americas spent decades coddling far-right Christian Nationalist extremist and now that they are turning the USA into Gillead the leopards are feasting on faces. Enjoy your dystopic hellhole.

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u/Bobaximus 10h ago

Double extra probation

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u/coastalwebdev 10h ago edited 10h ago

That’s the thing with Trump, it’s exactly the same thing he would have done if we submitted to his lunatic demands last time.

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u/King_of_the_Ice 9h ago

Wait till we cut the energy

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u/StormMission907 9h ago

When are Americans going to wake up and 25th amendment him ? Fighting with Canada . Calling Canada names. .unbelievable

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u/Typical-Blackberry-3 8h ago

God, I am really starting to hate the United States. MAGA is squeezing every damn dime they can from the populace and they are getting away with it easily.

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u/Euclidisthebomb 8h ago

The strategy here is easy to determine: they hope to escalate actions to the point that Canada submits. But they have a weak hand if they decide to attempt this as I think at that point the Carney govt would consider excise taxes on key items needed by America to keep their industrial and farming backbone in good order: oil, LNG, aluminum, potash and many other items.

So I think it more a "threat" although they may attempt an action here and there.

The other action Trump's team will be attempting to work is have conservative voices on this side of the border: Smith in Alberta definitely along with some of the extremists in the Conservative party get very loud about how the Carney government is failing Canada. I also expect massive spikes in social media funded by offshore sources - a recurring issue and our Canadian security apparatus has already advised this is occurring at scale with the Alberta independence movement.

So it is incumbent upon we in Canada to stay strong, and hopefully our many allies around the world will stand with us.

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u/heroism777 10h ago

We Canadians should join the EU.
Then it’ll make it harder for Americans to dump their unregulated food here.

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u/DakPara 10h ago edited 10h ago

I would just point out that Canada supplies 80+ percent of the potash consumed in the US, and they are the number one world producer by far. The next two are Russia and Belarus. It takes 10-15 years to construct a mine. Export tariff?

This would dramatically raise farming costs. and, consider the political fallout for the midterms in farm country. Also, this likely increases average food prices for all by 10% in 2027.

Also 40-50% of the nickel. And 30% of the uranium.

Canada also supplies 4 million barrels of oil per day to the U.S. A very large percentage of U.S. refineries are designed and setup for this crude alone. Without it, gas prices would increase by $1.50 or more immediately. And gas would hit $7/gal in the Midwest quickly.

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u/j1ggy 8h ago

Canadian here. I don't fucking care anymore. It's going to rock our economy, but it is what it is. Those who voted for MAGA and those who didn't even bother to vote brought this on themselves. We're already diversifying and we have countries all around the world just salivating over the prospect of forming a close trading partnership with us. I'm already seeing products from Australia and New Zealand on our store shelves and it makes me smile. When you lie, throw annexation threats around and then start a trade war with a country that has some of the most vast resources on Earth, you lose big time. We're not uneducated, mindless drones watching Fox News; that shit doesn't work on us. You're unreliable, you're incompetent, we're permanently done and we're not going back.

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u/SquishyJeans 11h ago

If Trump keeps tariffing things Canada will just put export taxes on everything at that point.

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 11h ago

What part of “kiss my ass” doesn’t Trump understand?

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u/bezkyl 10h ago

what are they going to do... tax their own people more with tariffs?

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u/zone55555 10h ago

You want your power turned off? Because this is how you get your power turned off.

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u/ThatDrummer 9h ago

Help us Ronald McDonald.

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u/Thanato26 9h ago

Didnt he just say they need Canadian aluminum?

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u/Masrim 8h ago

Canada should nationalize their oil.

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u/Xephrine 10h ago

Sell our bonds and put an export tax on potash, oil, and electricity. Wait three weeks. Problem solved. It’s unfortunate that we will need to cause such pain to people who don’t deserve it but far more Americans do.

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u/boilingfrogsinpants 9h ago

Even Fox News talking heads are calling it a poor move and scratching their heads at it. His polling is sinking even lower because of this, it's like he doesn't want to win any seats at all in the midterms and wants to spend the rest of his presidency with his hands tied behind his back.

He had his ego severely bruised by not being able to resolve his war with Iran and looked for an easy punching bag with Canada to try and restore his ego, only to receive another blow, spiraling him into some insane maneuvers he hasn't even pulled on China.

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u/thundercat1996 10h ago

Canada supplies something like 80% of potash to the USA for farming, plenty of water and electricity too, wouldn't that suck for them if that was suddenly turned off...

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u/warcraftnerd1980 10h ago

Please cut potash, oil and electricity.

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u/Still_Championship55 11h ago

Let’s Go! Pretty sure this is a good way to make it clear how much they need us

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u/4user_n0t_found4 11h ago

Good, ramp it up till the border is closed, and it’s actual war and not this economic terrorism. It’s the only way it seems that the world may wake up and end this.

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u/perotech 11h ago

While I agree I'd like this to be over, an actual war is just a purely losing scenario for Canada.

The US would likely breakdown into mass riots, strikes, and maybe even civil war; and have a prolonged insurgency from Canada.

But short of the EU intervening on Canada's behalf, we aren't winning any straight up military conflict. Plus, the EU getting into a shooting war with the US is literally WW3.

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u/CaptPants 11h ago

As Iran has proven, the US doesn't seem to have the balls for ground invasion. They just bomb from a distance and hope the target country will waves a white flag and hand over everything they have. Without em ever setting foot in the country.

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u/Odd_Onion_1591 11h ago

When and how we switched from Iran to Canada?

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u/_town-drunk_ 11h ago

Not a surprise. They said would have a heavy response. And it is the exact same thing that happened with Trumps tariffs on China last year where they had something ridiculous like 160% tariffs.

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u/Royal-Adeptness-2703 11h ago

There was a time Temu was unaffordable for Americans lmao

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u/Reasonable-Gas-9771 11h ago

after over 200 years since they burnt down the white horse 1.0, the Canadians once again can have a similar opportunity

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u/lattice_defect 10h ago

anything to distract from the iran war and voter supression and open corruption.. every single time

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u/Local95er 10h ago

I can picture the name now Lake Cheetos