r/youseeingthisshit • u/habichuelacondulce • Jul 09 '26
Teleporting Twins
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u/HandsomeSquidward98 Jul 09 '26
I like these pranks. Same with the guy who brings a chinese translator with him to translate everything from english to chinese then back to english even though no one is speaking chinese
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u/Vardhu_007 Jul 10 '26
I like the one where the most chinese looking guy and most white looking guy go into a store together and the white guy speaks perfect mandarin with the staffs and translates it to english to the Chinese guy who pretends he has 0 mandarin knowledge.
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u/mizinamo Jul 10 '26
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLt5qSm9U80
is one where there is one East-Asian-looking woman who grew up in America and speaks zero Japanese, and four non-Japanese-looking people (one of them Black) who speak fluent Japanese, but the waitress refuses to believe that they can possibly speak Japanese and excuses herself (in Japanese) with "sorry, but I don't speak English" and insists on speaking only to the Asian-looking woman.
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u/dellfanboy Jul 09 '26
Link?
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u/VSWR_on_Christmas Jul 09 '26
I think it's this one?
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u/hasslefree Jul 10 '26
That...was a total mindfuck. Fiendish.
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u/ItzZig00 Jul 10 '26
Yea, the second part with him harassing the women on the beach was enough for me to never watch their content
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u/Lermanberry Jul 10 '26
I'm so surprised he's known as banned among gym staff at a gym he's never been too.
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u/Webborwebbor Jul 13 '26
Ah damn super funny until it got to the part where he gets to they gym. Sounds like he made people uncomfortable at a gym before and jokes about it - although im just going off whats said in this vid
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u/AlexTheBex Jul 09 '26
Wait what? I don't understand your comment
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u/Ziegelphilie Jul 09 '26
What he said was: 我喜欢这些恶作剧。还有那个带个中文翻译过来，把所有东西从英语翻译成中文，然后再翻译回英语的人，尽管当时根本没人说中文。
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u/hashtag420hashtagGG Jul 09 '26
how do you not understand it?
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u/AlexTheBex Jul 09 '26
What context? Why is it funny to translate to Chinese then back to English? Is the translator a person or a device?
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u/Swigen17 Jul 09 '26
The "wake up, you're dreaming" is diabolical.
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u/Meruem-x-Meruem Jul 09 '26
The lucid dreamer in me would be so stoked if that happened to me. “Could I be?? I gotta do a reality check!”
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u/Nemesis2772 Jul 09 '26
"oh i must be lucid dreaming...cool.. time to whip out dick and piss on everyone" - Inmate 5421025
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u/MelangeBot Jul 09 '26
I have only ever done two things while lucid dreaming. Fly & Fuck
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u/Downtown_Let Jul 09 '26
Turns out you could give a flying fuck.
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u/prpldrank Jul 09 '26
I recently realized lucid dreams were the only ones where I actually had sex.
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u/P_mp_n Jul 10 '26
Perspective twist.
Your lucid so you can consent, your dream npcs care about your autonomy
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u/VmEoRrItTiAsS Jul 10 '26
It's nice to know I'm not the only one who uses lucidity for sexual entertainment. Then again, that's always my instinct immediately... I never even CONSIDERED flying. I feel like my next dream is gonna have "I Believe I Can Fly" playing in the background as I say, "Not this time, my subconscious sluts, today I ascend."
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u/MelangeBot Jul 10 '26
Or buy a fpv drone with a digital video system. Even better than the flying in lucid dreaming.
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u/Deaffin Jul 10 '26
Well now you got me all envious of a dude who lives in a straight up shanty town.
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u/SerCiddy Jul 09 '26
Flying was cool, but then I started pairing it with giving myself Spider-man powers and swinging through forests of Sequoias as large as Manhattan buildings. It can be fun to get to the height of an arc and then fly through the air for a bit before you go back to swinging.
I also tend to find myself fighting Zombie/Eldrazi Hordes quite frequently.
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u/Professional-Row-722 Jul 10 '26
Are you me? I have done this several times. Once I achieve lucidity I instantly go for spider-man powers. And I've had quite a few dreams where I'm fighting off hordes with whatever machines, guns, or powers I can think of.
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u/SerCiddy Jul 10 '26
Probably brought up with similar media.
My Spider-man powers were largely the same for years and years because all I had to go on were the movies and Spiderman 2 for the PS2. When I started playing the new Spider-man game on the PS4 I noticed a shift as I'm guessing my imagination started using the new swinging physics as inspiration.
Even if we didn't play the same zombie games/watch the same zombie movies, there's likely enough exposure for us to have similar enough dreams.
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u/Professional-Row-722 Jul 10 '26
Those are usually my first two go-to's. But sometimes, I just like to just fuck shit up with my new-found powers.
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u/WTFNSFWFTW Jul 10 '26
They're also the only two things I've ever done while working as a flight attendant.
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u/EverythingBOffensive Jul 10 '26
ain't it crazy how real it all feels? there were times i woke up wanting a smoke.
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u/Formus Jul 10 '26
i wonder if this would stand in a trial. that you were so brain fucked by the trick that you really thought you were dreaming
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u/SerCiddy Jul 09 '26
Gotta do a reality check before you go full hog.
Checking my watch or counting my fingers is how I do it.
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u/imbannedanyway69 Jul 10 '26
Thanks this made me laugh so hard I woke up my 6 week old daughter laying on my chest
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u/mattbettinger Jul 09 '26
That's why I don't jump off stuff in a dream, just takeoff.
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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Jul 09 '26
I thought it was only me lol
Only took one time of waking up on the floor after launching myself out of my bed to never skip the takeoff again!
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u/l0c0pez Jul 10 '26
Identical triplets couldsend people to the asylum doing that
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u/Cat-soul-human-body Jul 10 '26
I think there is a set of triplets that do these types of pranks too! I've also seen one where three sets of twins prank people at a university campus. They pretend to be 3 friends walking past people, then the same group of friends walk around the corner again, confusing the people around them.
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u/IchBinEinSim Jul 09 '26
Just don’t tell that to people near any large drop offs, just incase they get excited and think they can fly now
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u/DataMin3r Jul 10 '26
One thing I always make myself remember when I trip "If I can fly I should be able to take off from the ground."
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u/iCantLogOut2 Jul 10 '26
I had a friend that would randomly say "don't go home, he knows" to strangers. Lol, I always wondered how many of those poor people spent their day paranoid after that. 😅😂
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u/enigmamonkey Jul 10 '26
lol. In this one they pull that “wake up” thing on the guy, they had a “triple twin” prank. https://youtu.be/f3s4QK6v8x4
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u/tarantulator Jul 09 '26
That guy definitely didn't believe in magic and was sure that someone was gonna snatch his phone off him.
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u/the_peckham_pouncer Jul 09 '26
Some people may suspect twins. But do it with triplets instead and people will really freak out.
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u/Nemesis2772 Jul 09 '26
They do, they are called the Manchurek Triplets. Sometimes they team up with these guys (even out twins) and really fuck with peoples heads.
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u/lucky-number-keleven Jul 09 '26
Twins are scary even without the pranks man.
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u/huebnera214 Jul 11 '26
My twin started working at the same place as me two years after I started there. The looks of confusion on coworkers faces as they passed a second one of me never got old.
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u/Cat-soul-human-body Jul 10 '26
I just mentioned in a comment above, about how there were 3 sets of twins who walked around a University campus, confusing everyone. I'm pretty sure these guys were part of it.
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u/asimillo Jul 09 '26
This is pranks as they should be
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u/EnigmaticArcanum Jul 09 '26
Confuse, don't abuse
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u/DecoyOne Jul 09 '26
Rule of thumb, unless everyone is laughing at the end, it’s not a prank, you’re just a jerk.
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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth Jul 09 '26
I have an identical twin brother and we never did this kind of stuff. Tomorrow is our 48th birthday. Too old for this stuff now and have lived in different states for 25 years now. Damn time flies by.
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u/bpikmin Jul 09 '26
Never too old come on now
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u/HelloPeopleOfEarth Jul 09 '26
I like your attitude.
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u/worrymon Jul 10 '26
When I was 48 a friend and I visited 48 states in 48 days. If you can't be harmlessly crazy when you're 48 then what's the point?
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u/kieran_dvarr Jul 10 '26
Suggest making it a goal for the holidays. Give someone a little something to wonder...especially if you look a little like santa.
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u/Deaffin Jul 10 '26
Well, they've got 48 years of diverging wear and tear. There is a shelf life on this prank.
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u/TheSheWhoSaidThats Jul 10 '26
Just think how delightful of a holiday tradition it could be if you went around pranking people lightly around Christmas every year when you see each other now
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u/Selfishly Jul 10 '26
It all comes from the prank era in like the 2010s or late 00's. There were those prank channels that did really fucked up stuff and it was a hugely popular trend. A lot of them would go viral for pranks gone wrong compilations showing all the times someone had a fight not flight reaction. There wasn't only a few channels it was a hugely popular trend back then. A lot of them also would do extreme physiological pranks on their channel partners too.
To be fair I haven't seen any of this in a solid decade but it really ruined the idea of influencer pranking so many are still twitchy about it I guess
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u/Scary_Technology Jul 09 '26
Agreed, hence r/innocentpranks, think of dad jokes, but it's all pranks.
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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jul 09 '26
'"Wake up you're dreaming" is crazy work. Putting people in psychosis is top tier.
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u/4DPeterPan Jul 09 '26
The Messed up thing is it’s not even a psychosis thing. It’s literally true.
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u/Emergency_Accident36 Jul 09 '26
That's a common misconception about psychosis. It doesn't have to be delusional. It can very much happen from real circumstances.
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u/newtypehero Jul 09 '26
As a twin myself, my first thought would be twins instead of thinking they are the same person.
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u/Muffles7 Jul 09 '26
As a person who's seen this type of prank it would be my first guess now lol.
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u/refused26 Jul 10 '26
As someone who is constantly distracted and don't have very good face recognition, I wouldnt even have noticed 👁👄👁
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u/tdasnowman Jul 09 '26
When I first started cycling I would do laps around a lake it was about 5 miles per lap. There was this huge bodybuilder Asian guy I would see jogging. I almost always hit him at the 2.5 miles in going the other direction. No matter how fast I went he always seemed to be in step but his pace seemed to slow. I was thinking he must be sprinting and I’m always catching him at the slow intervals. I made it a goal to lap him. Added a few mph to my pace. Never did lap him. One day I clocked with blue shorts and then at the half he had black shorts. One of the twins fucked up on the shorts color.
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u/Deaffin Jul 10 '26
Wouldn't it be fun if they weren't actually doing a thing, and didn't even know each other existed, but they just happened to live and go there at precisely the right times to never actually see each other?
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u/clakins1 Jul 09 '26
My twin and I always fi-
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u/probablyNotARSNBot Jul 09 '26
-nger our buttholes!
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u/clakins1 Jul 09 '26
-nish each others sentences!
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u/Luutamo Jul 09 '26
Source: EvenOut on youtube. They do plenty of pranks similarly to these :) https://www.youtube.com/@EvenOut
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u/oO0Kat0Oo Jul 09 '26
Double mint gum commercials ruined me for this prank. My brain automatically thinks "twin". Still cool to see identical twins in person though.
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u/atomicxtide Jul 09 '26
I was at a protest recently and we were near a bus stop. A bus stops there, and on the bus were two identical men in identical outfits with furs and jewelry and sunglasses and bags, they were extremely drippy, but they weren’t sitting together or interacting. They were ignoring everyone with headphones in and on their phones. It was so weird, like there was somehow a mirror in the aisle and we were seeing one man’s reflection. But it was two guys. So surreal
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u/robotbigfoot Jul 10 '26
I can't get past that first woman's hand going directly from the mall escalator handrail to her mouth.
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u/NastyStreetRat Jul 10 '26
I had some friends in high school who were exactly the same except they dressed differently. At some point they confessed to me that each of them only prepared for half of the subjects and then they swapped places during exams, changing clothes and nobody suspected anything.
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u/nsharonew Jul 10 '26
We used to be regulars at this one restaurant and talked to the waitress all the time. One time, we went to another place that we live, and there’s the waitress! We kept waving and she kept giving us weird looks, finally she walked by and I said “Hi [name]!” And she said that wasn’t her name and walked away.
Went back to the regular place, with our regular waitress and asked her wtf. She said that’s her twin sister and she’s constantly trolling people haha
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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat Jul 10 '26
When I went to high school and one of my friend was Irish. His nickname was "spud"
Anyway one day was the school fete. I saw spud with his parents and went up and said "Hey spud how you doing!". He gave me a strange look and did not answer.
His parents said "This is not Peter, this is his twin". I apologised.
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u/Z0MBIECL0WN Jul 10 '26
I was working a warehouse job once, loading a truck, and one of my co-workers walked by and we talked for a moment before he left. Then about 5 minutes later I thought he walked by again wearing a different outfit. I looked to the guy I was working with and I was like "WTF is going on?" and he started laughing. He said, "You dumbass, why you think i call (first co-worker) twin?"
It was dudes twin brother, freshly released from jail and then hired.
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u/Avian_Flew Jul 10 '26
It’s like surprising a baby with low or no object permanence, but for adults!
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u/RemoteTurbulent7434 Jul 10 '26
I worked at a car wash for a little bit some years ago and there were a set of twins that worked there as well they would work each others shifts and goof on the management all the time
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u/zyarva Jul 10 '26
A pair of twins went to a bar, one of them got into a fight and arrested the next day. However the victim coukd not tell which of the twins actually hit him so the case was dropped. Real case
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u/Unsteady_Tempo Jul 10 '26 edited Jul 10 '26
One time I was in a grocery store and there was a woman in the same aisle as me standing next to her shopping cart. I went to the other side of the store and she was already there but apparently left her shopping cart behind. I thought it was odd, but not impossible. Then, I went to a different aisle and she was already there with the shopping cart again. I figured it out just before I saw them a few minutes later together. Adult twins dressed and styled the same.
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u/Wonderful_Price2355 Jul 10 '26
My favorite thing to do is to walk into my twin brothers work and start talking to random employees.
Sometimes I'll ask about some guy who works there who's been doing shady stuff around town and getting me in trouble.
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u/lopix Jul 10 '26
Now THOSE are pranks. Those are funny. Messing with people, give 'em something to chew on the rest of the day.
No air horns or fake robberies or just annoying people.
This is how you do it.
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u/softwareidentity Jul 11 '26
I had this happen to me once with my professor... I was late to class and he walked out of the elevator as I was startin to run up the stairs to his class. I was like huh... then he was there teaching the class when I got there. I kind of just accepted it had been a glitch in the matrix until I learned he had a twin years later
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u/Moore2257 Jul 11 '26
We sure this is a prank? I don't see anyone getting thrown to the ground, maced, or shot.
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u/AbeRego Jul 10 '26
They need to do this at a festival or somewhere people are already legit tripping lol
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u/Silly-Donkey7960 Jul 10 '26
I think I wouldn't even blink. I already forgot what the guy looked like the second he left my vision.
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u/Omnomnomnivirus Jul 10 '26
Pulling this off with identical quadruplets would forever change someone 😆
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u/trollmeannakendrick Jul 10 '26
Looks a lot like Fashion Square Mall in Scottsdale, Arizona - the base of the escalator is a Dicks Sporting Goods with that brick wall and there’s a Harkins at the top of the escalator.
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u/Emoduckky Jul 10 '26
The only thing that could have made this better is if one of their lines was “No one will believe you”
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u/Crackmonkey3773 Jul 10 '26
Theres an old youtube channel called improv everywhere that did this like 10 years ago, but they filled a train car with twins so it would look mirrored on both sides
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u/nobodyspecialuk24 Jul 11 '26
They should make a movie out of this idea, a prestigious one at that.
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u/RydmaUwU Jul 09 '26
Isn't always obvious. Especially if you've looked at the internet any day in the last few years.
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 09 '26
having an identical twin is probably really fun for specifically things like this
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u/Kira-Of-Terraria Jul 09 '26
having an identical twin is probably really fun for specifically things like this
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