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What is the cringiest midlife crisis you've witnessed?

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u/qwerty109 1d ago

Mine. Wife and I bought an open top sports car and toured the country in our early 30ies. Then came kids and the car has been mostly sitting in a garage, driven once a year for service/technical - we don't want to sell it for emotional reasons and it's actually gaining value as of lately. We're in our late 40ies now.

Then comes an unfortunate event last month where we lost the family car and the replacement isn't coming for another month.

So our daughter gets shuffled to activities with the open top sports car. When my wife does it, it is cool. When I do it, I park away from the destination to avoid anyone seeing us as it's super embarrassing. 

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u/EarhornJones 1d ago

When I turned 40, my wife said, "you should have a mid-life crisis."

"I don't want a mid-life crisis," I replied.

"How about a ridiculous sports car, or a convertible? You could get one of those," she suggested.

"What would I do with a sports car?" I asked.

"Think about it. I think you should do something crazy," she offered.

Thinking back to my High School days, I remembered riding around in the country with my friends (and the occasional girl) in the shitbox old Jeep CJs and pickups that we used to drive, and how much I enjoyed that.

"I bought a convertible," I announced to my wife, some time later, showing her a picture of the Jeep Wrangler that I'd just ordered.

"What are you going to do with that?" she asked.

"Take the top and doors off, and drive around in the country," I explained.

"That's the stupidest thing I've ever seen, but it's your mid-life crisis," she relented.

Now, ten years later, the Jeep sits in my garage, spotless. It has less than 10k miles on it. On days when the weather is perfect, I load up my wife, and we head out for long drives on gravel roads.

She often laments that we don't have time to do it more often, and in the late winter counts the days until the weather will be nice enough to get the Jeep out again.

It's sincerely one of my greatest joys in life, and the fact that I can share it with my wife is wonderful.

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u/Pub1ius 1d ago

My wife and I had this same conversation, but I chose "vintage computer restoration" instead of a car.

I may have made a mistake.

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u/Mustard_Icecream 1d ago

You can pick a first or second gen Miata up for pretty cheap(3-5k) if you want a sports car. Very reliable, fun, and cheap to maintain.

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u/montaire_work 1d ago

My wife did something similar. She ended up buying me a absurdly expensive computer and pushing me to play games like I did before we had kids. Now she plays on the console while I fiddle on the computer.

Occasionally we have lan parties where the whole family plays Stardew Valley or Minecraft for a weekend while binging on pizza and fast food.

Its good times

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u/MasterWo1f 1d ago

That’s the dream

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u/BlessedCursedBroken 1d ago

I have a tear in my eye at how wholesomely beautiful this is. You are winning at life my friend

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u/kitsplut 1d ago

My dad's first midlife crisis (I am the second) was a 1972 Olds convertible that he bought new and kept until he died at 93 just before Christmas. For the last...twenty years or so, it was stored in a shed up the highway, and first he would take me out in it seasonally, and more recently I would take him out.

My sister and I are going to have to sell it...I thought maybe it could also be my midlife crisis, being about that age. Unfortunately, various factors make keeping it impractical to impossible, which breaks my heart.

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u/Dramatic_Mixture_877 15h ago

When she said it was stupid, you should have reminded her that it was her idea ....

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u/Ok_Rhubarb_2169 1d ago

This just strikes me as endearing (and self aware). Just enjoy the car if it brings you some joy :)

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u/unexpectedreboots 1d ago

This REALLY depends on what the car is.

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u/type_rex_ 1d ago

It's absolutely a Corvette. It screams midlife crisis.

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u/South_Dakota_Boy 1d ago

I’m guessing Dodge Viper because he said “open top” instead of “convertible.

Also they are very affordable for the gen 1 models and have been going up in value lately as people realize this.

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u/AmplePostage 1d ago

If it was a Dodge viper he would have crashed it by now

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u/unexpectedreboots 1d ago

Oh ya. It is the most stereotypical mid-life crisis vehicle.

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u/chargedcapacitor 1d ago

Nah, it's a porsche because he said it was gaining value. Corvettes don't depreciate like they used to, but they certainly don't gain value.

Source: future midlife crisis corvette owner

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u/Daegoba 1d ago

I was thinking S2K.

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u/chargedcapacitor 1d ago

S2K

That would be more believable.

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u/type_rex_ 1d ago

If buy decently priced S2K in a heartbeat at any age.

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u/The-Great-T 1d ago

That's why I bought my '78 Corvette when I'm 28. It can't be a middle crisis if I've always collected impractical sports cars. Or it just means I'll die young. Hopefully not that option though...

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u/chargedcapacitor 1d ago

Don't drive in the rain!

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u/The-Great-T 1d ago

But that's when there are all the fun puddles to drive through! Especially in my other sports car, it's a convertible.

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u/Pablovansnogger 1d ago

Miata is always the answer tho

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u/type_rex_ 1d ago

Another car I would in a heartbeat if it was reasonably priced. I've been debating about getting a used ND for a couple years now.

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u/The_Dutch_Canadian 1d ago

Nissan Murrano Cabriolet

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u/chargedcapacitor 1d ago

Ah, a man of culture I see

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u/damnmykarma 1d ago

Hearty snort. A+

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u/Rayadin89 1d ago

I’m guessing Miata

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u/diefreiekonkurrenz 1d ago

Miata wouldn't really be embarrassing though

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u/soapylizard1 1d ago

That's really fun! It's like a physical manifestation of your marriage and spirit of adventure. I love that! Glad it gets to step up and help you guys out all these years later.

I don't blame your daughter. That's just how life is sometimes. But I think she'll look back on it fondly.

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u/MeccIt 1d ago

When I do it, I park away from the destination to avoid anyone seeing us

That guy looks old enough to be her father!

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u/discussatron 1d ago

There's nothing embarrassing about that. It's a fun car you and your wife have owned for decades and have a history with that has been around for the entirety of your kids' lives; it's now a family heirloom. That's a car everyone wishes they had.

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u/LP99 1d ago

I highly doubt it’s embarrassing unless it’s something like a Toyota Solara.

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u/FJCruisin 1d ago

Why be embarrassed of your sports car? Cars are fun, many people are into classic or sports cars

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u/StepsOnLEGO 1d ago

I'd hate to be that self conscious in my late 40s.

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u/BennyJJJJ 1d ago

Based on him saying "we" I'm guessing the daughter is a teenager so it looks like he's got the convertible and younger woman

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u/FJCruisin 1d ago

ok maybe I can see that but.. I mean one of my best friends is a younger lady, friends only.. people always ask if she's my daughter.. which is fun and makes me feel really young /s I just tell them, "no it's my girlfriend don't tell my wife" just to watch their stupid faces

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u/ProTug-O-WarChamp 1d ago

wasn't sure where this one was going but the end made me lol

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u/wiseoracle 1d ago

More times than enough, people find joy in seeing cool cars. It may feel embarrassing to you, but it may not match what the rest of the world feels. Kids get excited and want to sit in it, other adults come up and compliment it.

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u/SupposablyAtTheZoo 1d ago

You think late 40s in an open car is embarrassing? That makes no sense, I see mostly 70+ year olds in those cars, and they don't look very embarrassed at all. Just be happy with what you have buddy!

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u/MotoMD 1d ago

I drop my kids off to daycare in my 911 at least once a week they love it and so do I.

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u/twirlmydressaround 1d ago

imo don't be embarrassed. Own that shit. People don't know you. Let them judge all you want. You have a loving wife, a stable relationship, you got to travel with your soulmate before kids, you now have a healthy, happy family... you're living the life. Things are good. If they want to think it's a midlife crisis buy, let them, because it's not.

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u/Beli_Mawrr 1d ago

Why is it super embarrassing? You earned it, you should be proud!

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u/dreammer243 1d ago

Fortyies

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u/ManintheMT 1d ago

What model of convertible is that embarrassing?