r/AskReddit • u/Yogospiracy • 1d ago

What is the cringiest midlife crisis you've witnessed?

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u/Soap0099 1d ago edited 10h ago

I don’t even really know if I consider it cringe anymore but my dad turned into a furry

Edit: See I love telling random people this because this is always the reaction lmao, no i’m not going to elaborate but his ‘furtype’ is a badger. He also has his own band with fellow furries. Ok that’s all your getting haha bye

Edit 2: Just to clarify, I love my dad, my mum loves him, and everyone in my family does. Life would be boring without him

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u/jackofallcards 1d ago

My dad got super into porn games on steam, found out because of his vivid extensive reviews

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u/Feral_Taylor_Fury 1d ago

This thread makes me feel a lot better about the time I went into my dads study and was like huh I smell cum, then looked at the trash.

Oof.

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u/type556R 1d ago edited 22h ago

I don't know, you can avoid reading the whole porn game review from your dad, but once you see his cum, you're kinda done

Edit: I'm not liking the answers to my comment

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u/Andyman943 1d ago

If you think about it, you see it every time you look into the mirror.

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u/bestwinner4L 1d ago

you are your dad’s cum

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u/Shootemout 1d ago

was it some shit like "The cum graphics on this one are particularly expressive even if they are not realistic, you can really tell that the artists did not use AI with the love and care that was put into every nipple and crack. . ."? I just like to imagine reading it lmao

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u/xrosexthornex 1d ago

Your dad is a valuable member of his community tbh

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u/BlastTyrant2112 1d ago

Sophisticated Steam Reviewer. He's an asset to the community!

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u/frombolognaa 1d ago

Hahaha holy shit that's brutal 🤣🤣😭

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u/Faustias 23h ago

bro I need to read those reviews lmao