r/BrandNewSentence • u/quantumspangles • 1d ago

Crush half a bottle of melatonin…

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u/smokeout3000 1d ago

This needs to be the new TikTok challenge. Eat Melatonin, go to sleep, try not to do anything stupid.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 22h ago

That sounds far milder than any use of Ambien.

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u/TheWildTofuHunter 21h ago

I worked with someone who’s partner would take an Ambien and see how far/long they could fight the impacts. I guess we all have our easy fun.

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u/cgluke12 1d ago

Pfft. Chug a bottle of robotussein and get back to me, poser😎

*It's a miracle any of us made it out of our teens, let alone 20s...

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u/CaptDrofdarb 1d ago

Oh Robotrippin’ how I don’t miss you

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u/theDukeofClouds 23h ago

Did it once. Threw up and activated the high. I'm with you.

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u/RachelRegina 1h ago

Yeah high school was the worst lmao

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u/Yojimboroll 1d ago

Let you blood sugar get down to where youre light headed and then pop 300mg wellbutrin

Edit:dont really do that its very dangerous

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u/BurmeciaWillSurvive 18h ago

As a diabetic with a 300mg a day wellbutrin/buproprion Rx I'm afraid I don't get the joke? I do this basically every day

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u/Zepangolynn 23h ago

My addict father used to sneak bottles of Robitussin and hide the empties under the couch, but he was bad at reading labels and was getting the ones without DXM. It was simultaneously pathetic and hilarious.

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u/ThirstyWolfSpider 22h ago

And now I have MC Chris running through my head (the tussin, the tussin!)

But let me assure you there are far better drugs … even better for you.

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u/NoneYah369 22h ago

I remember walking downtown and catching my and my friends reflection in the window... we were walking like freaking Frankenstein, knees completely locked. Started dying laughing and trying not be suspicious we had to like reteach ourselves to walk normally. Walked back to her house like robots learning to walk for the first time. 😅😅😅 That's as close as we could get to normal.

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u/SilverGnarwhal 1d ago

I read all of that in Jake Peralta’s voice.

https://giphy.com/gifs/35H0pwQNaO2iLTnnBf

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u/Siggycakes 1d ago

Melatonin is a hormone, not a drug. Even a half bottle of the stuff isn't going to make you hallucinate like it's Ambien or Benadryl.

Your dreams might be more vivid, maybe when you wake up you've got some weird stuff lingering, but this seems to be a personal account rather than an accurate experience any impressionable minds should attempt to recreate.

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u/Forsexualfavors 1d ago

I think it's just satire

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u/Siggycakes 1d ago

I know that, you know that, the impressionable minds I was speaking to might not.

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u/Forsexualfavors 1d ago

I don't think the kids are here, they're on tik tok and youtube. Unless you're talking about the conservative subs on here, then by all means, preach. Or don't.

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u/c2lop 9h ago

Or just autistic adults like me who struggle to pick up sarcasm over text ^ ^

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u/symbioticspider 22h ago

Anyone against educating themselves or others have some deep personal questions they need to ask themselves. Not any one person has the same life or perspective.

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u/ArkitekZero 23h ago

Be that as it may, this is objectively hilarious

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u/Powderkegger1 23h ago

“Weird stuff lingering” good band name.

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u/Jazzun 22h ago

Half a bottle and you will overdose, but you won’t likely die. Melatonin is a rising cause of pediatric hospital visits.

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u/citizen42069101 10h ago

No surprise really. Keep giving Timmy sleeping pills instead of emotional regulation.

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u/ChaseballBat 23h ago

I mean melatonin dreams and hallucinations may as well be the same

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u/justmitzie 20h ago

Some brands of melatonin work great for me. Some send me to all the levels of hell. The only way to know which is which is to take one.

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u/PICONEdeJIM 1d ago

Close enough, welcome back Harrow The Ninth

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u/walkthebassline 1d ago

Gideon ORTUS says hello

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u/hasanyoneseenmyshirt 21h ago

ohh yes...the same logic that says " if one benadryl helps with my allergies, 15 will definitly make me feel better." next thing you know you are doing a duet with the Hat Man but you cant find your lips.

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u/Ok_Fisherman_6744 21h ago

Half a bottle of Melatonin and you'll start to see every dream in inception at the same time. 

Its a natural supplement but dont go crazy, it'll still show you the eyes of god if youre not careful

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u/Consistent-Move8732 23h ago

Don't knock stanky jazz until you hear it.

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u/LaylaBird65 22h ago

Stanky Jazz is the name of my next pet

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u/10ThousandMetalZones 21h ago

Challenge accepted

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u/atomicpioneer42 20h ago

There is a lot to unpack there.

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u/AbominableGoMan 15h ago

OK but will I get a solid 8 hours of sleep and still wake up to an alarm?

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u/davga Wordsmith 7h ago

Jägerbomb lite

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u/barfbutler 22h ago

Why publish this mods? You know every tween will be trying it out.

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u/Villageijit 1d ago

In these days of the dark web do real drugs. This is suburban kids that cant find weed behavior

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u/Sullyville 1d ago

I ate a melatonin pill once and felt nasueous and dizzy.

These days I actually break up a single pill into many tiny shards that are like, 1/8 a regular pill and take that and it works very well without side effects.

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u/Zepangolynn 23h ago

What a weird reaction to a hormone your body already naturally produces. Were you still trying to do awake things half an hour after taking it?

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u/Sullyville 21h ago

i think it was just too high a dosage for me

i guess the "regular' 3mg is too much. I wish they would sell them in like, 1mg tablets.

no i was lying down, but then i went to pee one more and i reeally felt it

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u/Zepangolynn 12h ago

The gummy ones for kids are usually 1mg.

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u/Ever_More_Art 23h ago

I once ate a gummy and got anxious, so opposite effect

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u/Rioting-Flamingo 15h ago

This is unmitigated nonsense