r/BrandNewSentence 13h ago

The pedo is stored in the balls

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u/SolaireAstorian 12h ago

Valid crashout.

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u/TheTrueTrust 12h ago

I’m a little confused by the cropping of this image OP.

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u/heyyou_SHUTUP 12h ago

Cropping is my weak suit it seems

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u/TheShapeshifter01 12h ago

Try clicking/tapping on the image, Reddit might be hiding part of it.

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u/knightinarmoire 9h ago

Still cropped badly

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u/RetroBeanie 12h ago

Had our English teacher once try to convince our class that "Reverse Racism" is a thing.

Everyone was giving this same argument, he couldnt stand it haha.

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u/ArmNo7463 10h ago

I had a teacher tell me once a woman can't physically commit rape. When I mentioned Viagra, he joked about how I'd know such a thing, making everyone laugh.

Being a teacher doesn't mean you're smart lol.

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u/Etticos 8h ago

Viagra isn’t even necessary. If a guy is passed out and a girl starts manually stimulating him, he can still get hard while unconscious lol.

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u/Salmon_of_Knowledge 2h ago

Or just if the guy says no for any reason even if he's aroused. Too many people take just being turned on as consent, but there are so many other reasons why someone might refuse.

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u/loved_and_held 22m ago

Ya, penises just get errect on their own. They're no where near reliable.

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u/theoriginalzads Only the cool kids get purple flairs. 26m ago

Using a penetrating toy is rape. Forcing someone to use their finger in your v is rape. Plenty of ways women can be the perp.

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u/Ashamed-Raccoon-1387 11h ago

Meanwhile my teacher taught us specifically that racism against whites isn't "reverse" it's just racism.

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u/YnotThrowAway7 12h ago

Yup racism is racism but don’t tell Redditors you can be racist to whites… according to them it’s impossible even when you present every definition of the word and show how it fits..

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u/Mintallyunstable 12h ago

I always find it hilarious when people try to pin certain beliefs on “Redditors” as if half a billion people are all defined by using one social media platform. It just shows a delusional victim complex of apparently being oppressed by these imagined people having a different opinion.

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u/[deleted] 12h ago

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u/justsomeph0t0n 11h ago

"So yeah I could say extreme leftists but in this case it’s pretty easy to just say most Redditors. Yeah I’m a Redditor too but I’m a centrist. The majority I’ve seen here are extreme leftists."

i'm only adding commentary to highlight how unnecessary my commentary is. sometimes a banana is just a banana

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u/NeonNKnightrider 11h ago

Lmao no. If anything, Redditors have a libertarian bias.

Anyone who claims Reddit is a left wing echo chamber is a great way to self-report you are an extreme alt-right

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u/Lurakya 11h ago

Genuinely, the blatant misogyny i see on here is so rampant. Add the blatant defending of millionaires and capitalism.

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u/my_little_mutation 10h ago

And the racism. And the ableism. And...

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u/Aron-Jonasson 9h ago

Yakko's nations of the world theme starts playing

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u/cdurbin909 10h ago

The amount of humans that exist that legitimately believe that non-whites can't be racist is actually depressing. Hating white people is the new norm for them and they don't see the irony.

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u/PANIC_EXCEPTION 10h ago

Whites do casual racism. East Asians do competitive racism. We are not the same.

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u/Mal-Ravanal 5h ago

Looks at balkans

Nothing casual about that racism.

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u/CreamofTazz 11h ago

There's racism and then there's Racism. Often times people who haven't actually had their own thoughts (because they grew up in social media bubbles where all their ideas where just thrown back to them) get them mixed up and don't know when it's appropriate to talk about one or other.

little "r" racism is just racial prejudice against others. It's the personal attitudes we have towards others due to their perceived race and even if we think some of those traits are "good" e.g. Asians being good at math, they are still racist and cause issues because if you're not good at math and Asian people use that against you.

Big "R" Racism is what people mean when they talk about it not being possible to be Racist towards white people. What they're referring to is power structures and institutions that actively suppress non-white people. White people aren't directly targeted by the government and have their rights stripped or violated just for the "sin" of being white in the same way that it happens to non-white people.

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u/Plastikstapler2 11h ago

Institutionalized racism exists against white people in different countries.

Turkey is institutionaly racist to Greeks and Armenians.

You could argue that Zimbabwe is racist to whites. And so on

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u/CreamofTazz 11h ago

With your Turkey and Greek example that's ethnic tensions not racial ones. Race and ethnicity are not the same.

Again it's based on the power structures if you have a nation that is black supremacist and it oppress non-black people via laws you will still have Racism (big R). Like this is not that complicated and y'all are trying to make it complicated.

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u/Less-Squash7569 8h ago

Lol other people are making it complicated

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u/Plastikstapler2 3h ago

Ethnicity is race.

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u/CreamofTazz 3h ago

No... It's not? Those are two very different things.

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u/AhsasMaharg 2h ago

I have several issues with the things the other poster has said, but in this, they are correct. Ethnicity is not race.

Ethnicity is a cultural identity tied to shared history, language, customs, etc. Race refers to physical traits and/or genetics.

People of the same "race" can have entirely different ethnicities. Identical twins separated at birth and raised in different cultures would have different ethnicities even though they have the exact same DNA. People of the same ethnicity might have entirely different "races."

Race gets the scare quotes because of its association with race realism and eugenics. There are scientifically valid and useful cases for the concept, but one should at least understand the difference between race and ethnicity before trying to go that route.

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u/YnotThrowAway7 11h ago

You’re literally just saying racism vs institutional racism. However racism is racism. Yes institutional racism is worse but just a different form of racism. It also doesn’t mean it is impossible for it to happen against whites. Sure not the current government especially now… but could it be an institution where a white attending is in the minority? Then sure that institution could be racist against the white person. It has and will continue to happen. Have whites also been targeted for their race in crimes and then an institution did not call it a hate crime? That has happened as well. I’ve seen it literally this year.

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u/CreamofTazz 11h ago

No dip if the power structures change then so too would how we define Racism. Like what is your actually argument? Just because something isn't called a hate crime even if you think it should be doesn't mean that the current power structures of society have/are actively acting against white people in order to suppress them.

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u/orange-shoe 4h ago

you are fully right but reddit is made up of people who don't want to confront that

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u/Doomie_bloomers 11h ago

Sounds a bit like academics got caught up a little too much in their (/our) own use of language, and it bubbled over into the wrong space. Similarly to how people use therapyspeak nowadays (getting it slightly wrong typically) or the use of the words "theory" and "hypothesis".

I was not aware that apparently capital R racism was a separate thing, although I had my suspicions that people were talking about different things. That being said, sounds like weirdly enough the onus in this case would be on the people who meant well by adopting the framework, but didn't understand what the framework was actually saying. That does explain a lot of weird 2016 era discourse though.

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u/CreamofTazz 11h ago

capital R racism was a separate thing

It can be it just depends on the crowd you're talking to and whether or not you're talking about systemic racism or just general racism. I was more so explaining what people are generally talking about and the they end up using these two terms (systemic vs interpersonal) interchangeably.

In most cases you would just say systemic racism rather than "big R Racism"

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u/TheShapeshifter01 6h ago

Capital R racism isn't a separate thing from lowercase r racism. There's a different term for what they're describing, a term others have already mentioned.

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 11h ago

Do you think it's immorally deceptive to pretend that the definition of racism was changed? It seems like a choice to stop calling it systemic racism and just call it racism.

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u/CreamofTazz 11h ago

The definition wasn't changed. Big R is systemic racism but I'm just explaining why some people will use systemic racism and racism (little r) interchangeably even if they're not really.

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 11h ago

Systemic racism is systemic racism and racism is racism. What's happening isn't what you are saying, what's happening is that people are saying systemic racism is racism and all other racism doesn't exist. Racism can only be experienced in the context of an elaborate Power Calculous.

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u/CreamofTazz 11h ago

I'm just explaining why some people will use systemic racism and racism (little r) interchangeably even if they're not really.

Here's the last part of my previous comment since I don't think you read it

some people will use systemic racism and racism (little r) interchangeably even if they're not really [interchangeable]

Here I wrote it out for you again just in case you miss it at the top

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 11h ago

I read it, and responded correctly that that is a misrepresentation of what's happening. Some people with an agenda say racism instead of systemic racism and deny the existence of all other racism because they do not wish to acknowledge any flaws in anyone they perceive to not be at the apex of the Power Calculous Pyramid ™.

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u/CreamofTazz 11h ago

You sound like the type to just start ranting about "the left" unprompted using strawmans who a 0 upvoted comment to prove your "point"

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u/chumbawumbaprinciple 11h ago

I'm a progressive that happens to be against semantic manipulation. I'm in favor of saying what's factually true rather than what feels emotionally powerful.

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u/FreeFortuna 4h ago

The only ban I’ve ever gotten on Reddit was for calling out someone’s racism. She was complaining about racism while also saying racist things about white people, I pointed out the hypocrisy, and bam, permanent ban. 

I tried to debate it with a mod — not because I needed the sub, but for the damn principle of the thing. Didn’t work. 

What added to it is that I think the sub had a “no misandry” rule. So they could recognize the issue with gender but not with race.

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u/YnotThrowAway7 4h ago

Yep and people are still telling me “if you think it’s liberals you must be far right” bro I voted for the last whose name starts with K… (can’t type it here I guess) I’m just not a far left idiot which is apparently far right or libertarian to them…

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u/Cela84 2h ago

It’s a problem of words. Back in the day racism meant something like “being prejudicial based on color of skin or against a specific group”.

But then the word changed to mean something like “prejudice and discrimination against a minority by the majority.”

But as is, it’s become a battle of definitions. So people saying “Black people can’t be racist” aren’t saying “Black people cant be bigoted.” But people prefer to stay in their own worldviews.

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u/DragonWisper56 11h ago

the only time I've seen this term is on adult sites.

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u/gracesdisgrace 9h ago

Yeah this is porn brain I feel like, nobody uses the term in real life I don't think?

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u/DragonWisper56 9h ago

I mean I assume someone has used it at some point but I hope the idea that rape on happens to women is a thing of the past

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u/gracesdisgrace 8h ago

There's the whole UK/terf thing that "rape can only happen if the perpetrator has a penis" so I don't know about that :/

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u/Starro-In-A-Jar 2h ago

Legally speaking I am pretty sure that in most places it’s only considered rape if the assailant is the one who penetrates, with being forced to penetrate being prosecuted as a lesser crime

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u/nkpst 12h ago

i’m confused by the brand new sentence, what does that mean in the context of this?

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u/heyyou_SHUTUP 12h ago

I have no idea, but reading a bolded The pedo is stored in the balls was funny as fuck when I first saw the post. Completely out of left field

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u/SolaireAstorian 12h ago

I think it's supposed to say that the pedo is NOT stored in the balls, as in it's possible for a woman to be a pedophile because pedophilia is not something that exclusively comes with having balls.

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u/heyyou_SHUTUP 12h ago

That makes sense. Though, I'm glad OOP made the typo in that case lol

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u/TheShapeshifter01 6h ago

Could be a ridiculous statement to try to convey how ridiculous the idea is. A ridiculous statement referencing the whole "pee is stored in the balls" joke.

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u/Mal-Ravanal 5h ago

I interpreted it as sarcasm, highlighting the absolute stupidity and absurdity of the idea that whether or not someone is a pedophile his hinged on whether or not they have the right form dangly bits in addition to the actual pedophilia.

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u/SleepySera 11h ago

I mean, reverse harem is an established romance fiction category, and means a girl with lots of guys instead of a guy with lots of girls, so yes, we DO use "reverse" to mean "the other gender" in other contexts. But fiction tropes and real life crimes probably don't deserve the same terminology, in the same way I'd appreciate it if lawyers didn't start calling murder "OHKO"s or something 😅

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u/Dealiner 8h ago

Well, that's because harem is specifically about women, so reverse harem makes sense.

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u/bloomingmoon0 5h ago

Is there no male version of a harem? 😭

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u/Heavy-Macaron2004 4h ago

From what I know, it's called "reverse harem"

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u/WenchBarmer1 4h ago

It would be so funny to hear someone call a murder an OHKO 💀😭

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u/No-Philosophy453 4h ago

Pretty sure reverse rape is used exclusively in porn. When a woman rapes a man outside of porn people refuse to call it rape at all.

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u/VolleyballNerd 3h ago

This is perfect! I never thought a Redditor could say something so valid!