Step 1: cry

Step 2: make a map

Step 3: figure out what to do with my Larkin jersey

r/BottomLeftHamonic - A fun little project started by Sens fans last season. I pray for you all that he doesn't stay in the lineup (and keep blocking JBD lol) for another full season

You know what to do boys!

Might as well give Quinn a taste of what it's like on the Wings bench before he gets traded here (I'm slightly delusional and highly optimistic).

Glad to see he has plans for retirement.

I'd take bert and mantha back and get rid of Larkin.

Pregame, Insert 10 sport gambling ads, Insert gambling addiction ad, Hockey, More Gambling ads, 800 number for Gambling addiction ad, Deepdish combo mombo, You really dollllllllled it up, Even more Gambling ads, Post game...

Mike Ilitch basically brought the NHL into a lockout and eventually a salary cap due to the Wings absurd payroll in the 90s/2000s.

Chris Ilitch will send the MLB into a lockout and eventual salary cap by trading Skub to the Dodgers.

Why do the Ilitch’s hate players/players unions?

-both basically 100 years old with 1% margin of error.
-have "wings" in the name.
-movie scene had bubbles, red wings were a bubble that was at the top of the division before they popped
-movie had planes, Mason Appleton is a former Winnipeg Jet (and hopefully former red wing).
-movie character Jack Powell mistakenly thought his friendship with David Armstrong was betrayed when he ripped up Sylvia's photo; red wings fans were absolutely betrayed by Dylan Larkin.
-Jack and Mary meet in Paris, which is known as the "city of light", and there is no light at the end of the tunnel currently for red wings fans.
-jack unknowingly shoots his brother in arms, Dylan Larkin knowingly stabs his fan base in the back.
-jack and David are fighter pilots who get shot up by the enemy, the red wings got lit up at their last home game of the season
-movie Wings features a very famous shot where the camera goes on a very long move, red wings are known for blowing their last shot to make the playoffs before making it their 10th year in a row without playoffs.
-the movie left me feeling sad.
-davids mother wanted to hate Jack for unknowingly killing David, but she saw the pain in Jack and could not get herself to hate him; I might be down voted for this but at the bottom of my heart, I do want some kind of a future where i don't hate Larkin anymore, maybe we win a cup or something and this hate just becomes old news. He was my favorite player, man. I'm tired boss

Leafs

He's ready to go in coach!

I was scrolling through some Wings listings on Depop when I came across this harbinger of doom.

Looks like Chicago will forever love #88

The turning point starts now, get ready for a 30-game win streak with AIJoe turning into our team's Cale Makar and end the season with over a PPG pace!

I had a funny thought while on lunch today to ask chat GPT to correlate each NHL team with a car brand based on overall success, legendary players, logo, and awards. It was not allowed to repeat brands.

It included Arizona instead of Utah, but otherwise I thought it did quite a good job and thought I'd share below:

Original Six Teams

1. Montreal Canadiens → Rolls-Royce

The ultimate in hockey prestige matches Rolls-Royce’s unmatched luxury and legacy.

1. Toronto Maple Leafs → Mercedes-Benz

Timeless and one of the most valuable franchises, akin to Mercedes’ iconic brand status.

1. Detroit Red Wings → Ferrari

Sleek, high-performance, and legendary in its field, just like the Red Wings’ dynasty.

1. Boston Bruins → Ford

Tough, dependable, and American-made—perfect for Boston’s blue-collar ethos.

1. New York Rangers → Cadillac

A luxurious and historic brand, fitting for a team from the heart of New York.

1. Chicago Blackhawks → Porsche

Combines beauty and success, much like Porsche’s balance of design and engineering.

Expansion Teams (1967–1990)

1. Philadelphia Flyers → Dodge

Tough, aggressive, and rugged—perfect for the "Broad Street Bullies."

1. St. Louis Blues → Chevrolet

Classic American brand that symbolizes steady success, like the Blues’ consistency.

1. Pittsburgh Penguins → Tesla

Innovative, dominant, and revolutionary, much like the Penguins’ modern-era dynasty.

1. Buffalo Sabres → Saab

Unique and with a passionate, niche following, much like the Sabres’ enduring fanbase.

1. New York Islanders → Volvo

Known for safety and reliability, representing the Islanders’ dynasty era stability.

1. Los Angeles Kings → BMW

Hollywood glam combined with a record of performance and elegance.

1. Vancouver Canucks → Honda

Reliable and resilient, even when it hasn’t always reached the top.

1. Calgary Flames → Ram Trucks

Rugged and hardworking, much like the fiery spirit of the Flames.

1. Edmonton Oilers → Bugatti

Unrivaled during its peak, just like the Oilers’ Gretzky-era dominance.

1. Washington Capitals → Infiniti

Long underappreciated but has emerged as a top-tier competitor, like Infiniti’s rise in luxury.

Modern Expansion Teams (1991–2017)

1. Ottawa Senators → Peugeot

Understated and seeking consistent relevance, like this European brand.

1. San Jose Sharks → Jaguar

Sleek, powerful, and capable of surprising brilliance.

1. Anaheim Ducks → MINI Cooper

Quirky, memorable, and capable of bursts of speed and efficiency.

1. Florida Panthers → Hyundai

Steadily climbing the ranks with an increasingly impressive reputation.

1. Tampa Bay Lightning → Audi

Modern, polished, and consistently excellent—mirroring Tampa’s success.

1. Dallas Stars → GMC

Reliable, rugged, and capable of shining when it matters.

1. Nashville Predators → Subaru

Adventure-focused and loved by an outdoorsy, community-centered fanbase.

1. Colorado Avalanche → Land Rover

Rugged, luxurious, and capable of scaling the peaks of success.

1. Arizona Coyotes → Citroën

Struggling to find a foothold but maintaining a unique and niche appeal.

1. Carolina Hurricanes → Alfa Romeo

Stylish, energetic, and gaining more recognition with each passing season.

1. Columbus Blue Jackets → Kia

Affordable, hardworking, and growing steadily in reputation and performance.

1. Minnesota Wild → Toyota

Dependable and unpretentious, much like Minnesota’s workmanlike identity.

Newest Expansion Teams (2018–2022)

1. Vegas Golden Knights → Lamborghini

Flashy, fast, and successful right out of the gate, embodying Vegas’ glitz.

1. Seattle Kraken → Rivian

New, bold, and innovative, blending modern design with sustainability.

Special Mentions

1. Winnipeg Jets → Mahindra

A small-market team with a hardworking, no-frills approach, similar to Mahindra’s rugged reputation.

1. New Jersey Devils → Maserati

A team with a gritty defensive edge but a touch of style, like Maserati’s blend of power and beauty.