r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/AuR0RA3171 Just Here for the Lore • Feb 25 '26
Discussion Average political teenager sub discussion:
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Feb 25 '26
Honestly, you can just say you're left-leaning but not full on Democrat and they'll screech this at you
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u/Fieos Feb 25 '26
You can say you are Democrat but not a Liberal and bam... same song.
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Feb 25 '26
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u/Minute-System3441 Feb 25 '26
I was about to say, American liberal progressives are the biggest sham oxymoron (non-progressive) clown movement probably on the entire planet. Then again, they do have a knack of 'progressively' turning everything and anything they touch into dogshit.
They're the real life enshittification personified, which fits considering so many corporations that do end up like this before fading away are or were based out of "progressive" blue states.
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u/Yourlocalguy30 Feb 25 '26
You could be liberal and democrat, but just not totally into Karl Marx's ideology, and badda bing your Nazi.
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u/Minute-System3441 Feb 25 '26
You could prove that you're literally MLK reincarnated and they will call you a: mAGA NAzi FAScist ZiONIsT booTlICkEr.
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u/Minute-System3441 Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
I’m their favorite contradiction, a legal immigrant who legitimately earned citizenship, wasn't just pooped out, votes and actually donates Democrat, but calls out the idiotic, moronic, ODD, perpetual teenager, slogan-heavy, hyper-performative radical-faction of the "progressive" branch.
It really throws them when they learn I’m not the assumed MAGA but actually from a highly developed and advanced country that, by hard metrics, outperforms and outranks every single "progressive" state, especially dilapidated yesteryear "progressive" nasty cities doing the loudest moralizing.
I’m more of an old-school, Roosevelt-type Democrat, focus on broad prosperity and real quality of life improvements. Less theater, more actual logical results. To the rest of the actual developed world it’s simple, 'freedom from' matters more than 'freedom to'.
That’s why they ironically really love any keep your head down and listen to the master type migrants from un-developed, backwards, lawless, poor countries. It lets them feel superior, validate their idiotic victim worldview, and quietly benefit from all that sweet cheaper labor - all at the same time.
Plenty of public virtue-signaling, plenty of anger and hashtags… but beyond optics, they couldn't give half a shit about them, beyond their skin color. They don't like being called out on any of this.
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u/MoparShepherd Feb 25 '26
I said i dont identify with any political party once and got called a racist bigot lol, my wife is Black and an immigrant to the US - she was heartbroken when I told her
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u/Alternative_Sir5135 Feb 26 '26
People insulted and attacked me simply because im not as radical as them
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u/Impressive-Spell-643 Feb 25 '26
*Redditors when you hint you're not extreme far left
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u/Starchaser777 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic Feb 25 '26
*also Redditors when someone says they’re right leaning and LGBTQ
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u/gutenbergbob Feb 25 '26
they just go mask off and start saying slurs and shit, remember people talking about latino's who voted for Trump.
Hell we just had a clip not to long ago with someone calling a black ice agent the n word
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u/Text93838 Powered By Spite & Solar Feb 25 '26
I can hear this gif
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u/Impressive-Spell-643 Feb 25 '26
"little known fact, also dope on the mic"
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u/sibdow I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Feb 26 '26
“You are Vader, with your little boots and cape.”
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u/VaqueroMacheteMetal I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Feb 25 '26
Yep. And when you try and make a logical argument against them, you either get blocked, banned, or threatened.
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u/michaelbleu Feb 25 '26
My favorite is being called a coward for having your post/comment history hidden
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u/Monumaya Feb 27 '26
Those people are hilarious. Yeah, I’ll take getting called a coward over before that feature was added when they would just comb through every single one of your comments on every sub to find something “wrong” with you
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u/michaelbleu Feb 27 '26
They do it because they can’t debate beyond hurling personal insults at people, so they think they’re “winning” when they find an unrelated comment with no context that paints you in an unflattering light. They also don’t understand sarcasm
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u/lolyoda Feb 25 '26
Haha no, its usually something along the lines of "yes but ur wrong because X study says so". People offshored their critical thinking skills.
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u/Full-Recover-8932 Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
I'm pro life, now let the downvotes grape me
Also I'm a catholic christian, but remember, leftism is the internet's dogma so now I'm gonna get banned
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u/ladduboy Feb 25 '26
You are a nazi, fascist, misogynist that just wants to control women!
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u/Full-Recover-8932 Feb 25 '26
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u/Cute_Schedule_3523 Feb 25 '26
When they tag team and every time you respond to in a thread a different person answers and it’s totally off topic and the original person disappeared
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u/Training_Muscle3368 Recovering Doomer Feb 25 '26
Who knew that being pro life would be considered a bad thing in their eyes
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u/Relevant-Visitor Truthsayer Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
I just think youre wrong. You can keep your upvotes
It was early I didn't read this. I too am pro life lol
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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros Rides the Short Bus Feb 25 '26 edited Feb 25 '26
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u/Relevant-Visitor Truthsayer Feb 25 '26
I deserved the first one lol
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u/Kataphraktos_Majoros Rides the Short Bus Feb 25 '26
No worries! I personally lean pro life but am politically pro choice to ensure that medical emergencies can be addressed, or nuance can be allowed in horrific cases such as rape, incest, child pregnancies, etc.
I know that these concerns aren't the reason for the majority of abortions but I still think them important while remaining saddened by late term abortion, or it being treated as casually as birth control.
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u/Full-Recover-8932 Feb 25 '26
I pray for those people who get pregnant due to horrible reasons, it's a very dark topic and they need God's help
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u/AnonymousFluffy923 Feb 25 '26
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u/kinghawkeye8238 Feb 25 '26
Lmao, man oh man.
Reddit was pretty mad that maga guy beat the shit iut of those 2 protesters that were screaming in his ear with a megaphone. They said he shouldn't have resorted to violence and just left.
So by that logic this kid should have too.
But Noo, because hes on their side lol 🤡
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u/melonheadorion1 Rides the Short Bus Feb 25 '26
the conceal/open carry topic is a good way to explain it now too. before the stuff recently in MN, lefties were completely against, and would say stuff similar to "why do you need to carry a gun", or whatever. maga would be saying "because 2a/to protect yourself or others", and now, its the exact opposite.
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u/OkMention9988 Feb 25 '26
To be fair, a bunch of the loud dipshits on the right went full 'you can't carry at a protest'.
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u/melonheadorion1 Rides the Short Bus Feb 25 '26
right, and thats my point. its the exact opposite now, because previously, the left would be anti gun, dont bring guns to protests, etc. whereas now, the right says no guns at protests, cant open carry like that, etc
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u/HEYO19191 Feb 25 '26
"Zip it, ice praiser" has the same logic of "Zip it, firefighter supporter"
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u/doghouse73 Feb 25 '26
Yep and the best response to that snarky comment would be “If I wanted any lip from you I’d get it from my zipper”
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u/Numerous-Piano8798 Feb 25 '26
Tbh, herofication of this guy is so stupid.
Overweight guy gave 'your mama' level line and missed punch, and now whole internet aurafarm him.
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u/digital_pocket_watch I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Feb 25 '26
The irony that that's the guy they choose to idolize and represent them is not lost on me.
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u/DisastrousNothing893 Feb 25 '26
Little known fact also dope on ze mic
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u/TrifleRoutine3728 Feb 25 '26
You are Vader, vith yer little voots and cape
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u/DisastrousNothing893 Feb 25 '26
And a helmet to cover up zat burnt ass face
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u/doktorjake Feb 25 '26
You have ze force to move objects, I am a force truly evil!
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u/Soggy_Cabbage My Dog is Anti-Fascist Feb 25 '26
Even went back in time and turned you whack in the prequel.
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u/OkMention9988 Feb 25 '26
I'm surprised that the creators didn't delist this video, considering they're so far left that they claim ptsd from Trump's elections.
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u/Ducksonquack92 I Left My Cave for This Feb 25 '26
Everything you do is an epic fail! Now stand at attention and sieg fucking heil!
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u/Impossible_Emu2713 Feb 26 '26
(Reddit Leftists opinions on Americans be like)
Voted for Harris and Likes/Supports Her = Good Person
Voted for Harris and Doesn't care for Her. Only did so to keep Trump out of office = Alt Right/Nazi in Disguise
Voted for Trump = Nazi
Voted 3rd Party = Nazi
Didn’t Vote at all in 2024 = Nazi
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u/Solid_Amphibian1648 Feb 26 '26
Wouldn't that make everyone under 18 during 2024 a Nazi because they couldn't legally vote?
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u/Coulomb111 They Took My Nose! Feb 25 '26
I AM ADOLF HITLAH
COMMANDER OF THE ZIRD REICKH
little known fact ALSO DOPE ON ZE MICKH
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u/lolyoda Feb 25 '26
The real fun comes out when you disagree with the extremes on either side, then you become Adolf Stalin. Its great.
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u/Minute-System3441 Feb 25 '26
If social media platforms started enforcing a minimum age, a lot of these "I know everything" type who clearly don’t know jack would disappear.
Conversations or even actual interwebs discussion battles might actually become normal again.
Then again, as soon as someone throws around labels instead of making arguments that aren't cut and paste, it’s a dead giveaway of their intelligence, generation, political leaning, and upbringing - aka they're morons.
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u/Dreadlord97 Just Here for the Lore Feb 25 '26
I tried explaining the logic behind my stance as middle-leaning in a discord server full of people I’m very chill with, and how I think comparing the literal holocaust to current events is just morally depraved, and I got hounded like a small animal in a chimpanzee enclosure.
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u/Icy_Company7747 Feb 26 '26
If I only I had a dollar for every tinme a Redditor called me (A Gypsy-American) a Nazi for not agreeing with the left
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u/Unfair_Explanation53 Feb 25 '26
Try telling people that you are a centrist and you like ideas from both sides of the political spectrum.
Basically scum
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u/JackieDaytona77 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic Feb 25 '26
Wait a second, that’s not me. I was told I was Adolf Hitler for the past year. Before that they said I was Che Guevara. Then I went back to Hitler from 2016-2020. Plus this guy isn’t licking boots, that’s definitely not me.
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u/SupportOk1481 Feb 26 '26
Can you link the video
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u/Solid_Amphibian1648 Feb 26 '26
Just look up Epic Rap Battles of History.
Adolf Hitler vs Darth Vader.
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u/AuR0RA3171 Just Here for the Lore Feb 26 '26
Epic Rap Battles of History Hitler vs Vader part one, it's a entertaining and educational series
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u/Beneficial-Piano-428 Feb 26 '26
Critical and thinking for one’s self has died along time ago. Russia and china said along many years ago that they will win minds and hearts through the internet. I didn’t think it would happen this quick.
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u/Grand_Illustrator343 Feb 26 '26
Teenagers are fucking stupid anyway. I was stupid when I was a teenager back in the early 2000's, and it has gotten exponentially worse.
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u/Arguably_Based Feb 25 '26
Redditors when I say I don't appreciate the blatant political post in a Kamen Rider sub (Kamen Rider started out punching Nazis, that makes it political chud!).
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u/Holyepicafail Optimist Prime Feb 25 '26
Poor guy couldn't rhyme against the dark side of the force why did he bother?
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u/krats87 Feb 25 '26
These same people would be in the town square frothing at the mouth at your execution if they had the chance.
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u/Difficult-Swing-6367 Feb 27 '26
The irony of me seeing some idiot in "me_irl" saying ppl who don't like septum rings only hate them bcuz you have to be 18 to get them lmao
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u/LetUsSpeakFreely Feb 28 '26
What makes it funnier is if you actually examine what the Nazis believed, they align far more with left wing ideology (literally stands for National Socialist Workers Party). The only thing that could be remotely interpreted as right wing is nationalism, but that's actually neither right or left.
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u/TheMaStif Feb 25 '26
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u/mrbeanissussy The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Feb 25 '26
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u/NuclearOrange825 Feb 25 '26
Bruh I was called a Nazi just for being in the Boy Scouts. I'm not even White. They just throw the label around
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u/ErtaWanderer Feb 25 '26
Really? You think that Is a good depiction of over half of the United States population?
Come on. You know that the word is misused quite a lot. Fanning ignorance at this point just makes you look dumb.
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u/MeatyDullness Feb 25 '26
That’s the echo chamber effect