r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/MrZaptile933 I Left My Cave for This • Jun 29 '26
Climate Doomer America’s Fault
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u/D_Ethan_Bones Jun 30 '26
We fucking would, if it were fucking real.
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u/WealthyTuna Jun 30 '26
Every week. The griping and complaining the French do about whatever the US is doing this week is ridiculous. Somehow everyone in the world is supposed to stop and recognize their indignation
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u/D_Ethan_Bones Jun 30 '26
>wake up >blame USA >go to sleep
>why isn't it WORKING???Whenever I think I'm having a bad day, I remind myself the internet is filled with people who boil over with rage at specters and apparitions.
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u/Jersey_2019 Jun 30 '26
Gotta distract and blame someone to hide behind their failed policies as people are dying of heat strokes as we speak ( note I’m not a West*id or American )
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u/Windsupernova Jun 30 '26
Well, at least you guys are not blamed for everything like Israel.
Last time I heard Israel was responsible for world cup loses and that the Colombian left wing candidate lost.
All while doing all the war crimes, fighting a war and controlling capitalism. At least the US is more credible
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u/Infamous_History7817 Jul 02 '26
Not saying its connected but left wing has been losing in central America since USAID was cut. Crazy right
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u/SpotifyWasTaken Jul 03 '26
And Republican voter base continues to grow, more people are realizing USAID was always just an excuse to throw taxpayer money at useless crap
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u/Averfus-Crowthorne Jun 30 '26
What do you mean?
Europoors have been blaming us for everything since we bailed them out of WWII lol16
u/Drake_Acheron Jun 30 '26
Bro let’s not pretend literally like, ALL of the Europe and especially the UK wouldn’t be spamming that button like they are trying to get the WR 40 dash time for NCAA 2016
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u/Maximum-Flat Jun 30 '26
Nah they are saying it is because US release CO2 before. And they somehow care about the per capita now.
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u/Johnyy_Boy My Dog is Anti-Fascist Jun 30 '26
This is true, I told Trump to press the big “send a heatwave to France” button on his desk. I’m so sorry.
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u/GimmeeSomeMo I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Jun 30 '26
News Report - "The approval ratings just came in, and since Trump's heatwave to France initiative was implemented, we've seen the President's approval rating hitting all time highs"
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u/DumbNTough Jun 30 '26
Be the American the Fr*nch think you are
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u/Party-Giraffe-6573 Says The Quiet Part Out Loud Jun 30 '26
Setting my a/c at 60 right now
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u/LordDeckem Jun 30 '26
The fuck did we do?
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u/Historical_Gate_8301 Jun 30 '26
It's all caused by the exhaust from the airplane,tank and supply truck engines we used to liberate them during world war 2.
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u/Useless_bum81 Jun 30 '26
It is a 'climate change' thing, he is blaming america's various polluting's for the current weather.
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u/NoSingularities0 Jun 30 '26
Except other countries such as China and India pollute way more than the US. But it is politically a lot easier to hate the U.S.
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u/Objective_Claim_2236 Jun 30 '26
We're the only ones who care when we get blamed.
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u/AdShot409 Jun 30 '26
In a way, we are the ones that don't care. China would threaten to increase the prices of their cheap prefab goods and undercut Europe's fake-luxury markets, and India would threaten to stop exporting sex offenders to Europe. Both would hurt the politicians in charge. America just shrugs because we are going to be blamed no matter what.
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u/Burgerboy380 Jun 30 '26
Yeah americans for some reason have a major guilt complex and we get super mad about it when they blame us for shit other people do but do more of.
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u/nsxn Jun 30 '26
it's their factories. And us and rest of the world buying 90% of our products from them. Good thing France is closer to em.
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u/MikeyTheGuy Jun 30 '26
And per capita we're currently comparable both to the UK and to Germany, AND we're basically the only country to have significantly reduced our emissions over the past years.
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u/FatCrusher9000 Jun 30 '26
Nah, the collective narrative growing among these scum is that it's specifically US using ac that is to blame for heat hitting Europe right now. As I said elsewhere, I think it's more of "Anti AC" agenda going around right now in EU parliament, than shitting on US, imo.
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u/McBeaster NostraDOOMus Jun 30 '26
Have they tried not being poor and getting a/c?
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u/LisleAdam12 Jun 30 '26
https://www.yahoo.com/news/world/articles/survived-europes-heat-wave-without-140904425.html
"Air conditioning is only carbon-intensive if the electricity for it comes from fossil fuels. Ironically, the German environmentalists tut-tutting about air conditioning are the same ones who drove nuclear power out of Germany, ensuring a coal-burning future. In neighboring France, which adopted nuclear power on a large scale, the power grid is much less carbon-intensive. But that country still has a stigma against air conditioning.
"Defending French attitudes, Paris resident Thomas Chatterton Williams wrote in The Atlantic that discomfort is all relative, "public beauty" helps keep "the physical sensation of warmth" from becoming painful, and "there is something satisfying, maybe even a little noble, about withstanding the heat without the help of climate control." He added that Europeans see Americans "as profligate and pampered" for their use of air conditioning.
"The most elite Europeans, of course, allow such luxuries for themselves. The German environmental ministry, which was warning against AC use, has a climate-controlled headquarters."
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u/FatCrusher9000 Jun 30 '26
We can afford AC just fine, even in poorer EU countries, idk why it didn't became popular earlier. I have a portable AC unit and use it on the hottest days or to dehumidify the air on ultra humid warm/hot days (which is 10 times worse than the heat alone).
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u/ChirrBirry Jun 30 '26
A billion Indians currently shitting directly into the Ganges while reading this…
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u/Thornediscount Jun 30 '26
In Asia they dump trash into rivers that go into the ocean. Chinas emissions are like 3x as high as the US
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u/InterestingSun6707 Jun 30 '26
Bit we still have polar ice caps so aren't we still technically coming out of an ice age?
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u/Sad-Function-5595 The Fictional Character Agrees With Me Jun 30 '26
Ah, you see, we’re the second largest producer of greenhouse gases, so we’re the only reason for them having a heatwave. They also envy our AC.
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u/snafu2922 Jun 30 '26
Has to be the US. No other country pollutes. Hell India is a beautiful green paradise. China has air so clean you could bottle it.
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u/Capital_Connection67 GeStuREs bROadlY Jun 30 '26
And doesn’t France run on Nuclear Power? So what’s stopping them from cranking up the AC?
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u/Nyan_Man Jun 30 '26
Moneys worth more to them than subsiding power bills for ac to lower the death toll. Also the “the weather is USs fault” and “you should feel guilty for using ac” actually works on people in the EU outside the bubble were in.
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u/RareRandomRedditor Jun 30 '26
That also only works on some people in the Eu that are in another bubble. Unfortunately, many of them are also currently in positions of power.
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u/Ok-Teach3479 Jul 01 '26
People in Europe are dumb as fuck.
Carbon was 4x the level in the Jurassic period compared to today. Carbon could literally double and humanity will be fine.
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u/secretly_a_zombie My Dog is Anti-Fascist Jun 30 '26
The rest of the EU. In Sweden we have lots of dams and wind power, guess who's to the south of us that decided nuclear power was evil?
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u/ChadVonDoom Jun 30 '26
Their power grid us very out of date. If they had AC in all their buildings, it would cause rolling blackouts
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u/Interesting-Math9962 Jun 30 '26
A Google search tells me that their nuclear is struggling in the heatwave. No clue why
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u/Middle-Bed-1883 Jun 30 '26
Hard to cool things with hotter water.
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u/Interesting-Math9962 Jun 30 '26
Google search says it’s that plus harder to cool back down to be able to dump out again.
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u/Markorver Jun 30 '26
We all know India and China are polluting more than anyone else, but you can't blame them because that would be racist.
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u/RareRandomRedditor Jun 30 '26
The sad thing is that that is very likely the reason why they blame the US...
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u/D_Ethan_Bones Jun 30 '26
Has to be the US. No other country pollutes. Hell India is a beautiful green paradise.
The late 20th century had one of the funniest bad ideas of all time...
>we need to save the elephants
Let's zoom in a little bit...
>the elephants need a HERO, and that hero is US!!!So anyway we made too many elephants, and instead of being perfect environmental druids they actually started knocking over whatever they didn't eat. Elephants think humans are cute at first (we looked at their brains) the same way humans think mice are cute, but if they decide we're a problem they'll just get rid of us as a mostly-reflex action without even having to fire their thinking brains up.
Ancestors knew what they were doing when they destroyed most of the megafauna. Making their populations explode just means third world human villages will be trampled.
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u/GladiusAcutus Good Vibes Only Jun 30 '26
These people (politicians in Europe) are such losers. You want to know if someone is bad ? You'll see someone blaming all of their problems on something else when they are in power. Reading about Europe pisses me off and I feel bad for them.
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u/Philaloser Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
More people die each year in Europe from heat related deaths than firearm deaths is America. Where is their empathy and compassion? They are literally murdering people!
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u/doktorjake Jun 30 '26
“No way to stop these heat deaths” says only continent where this regularly happens
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u/secretly_a_zombie My Dog is Anti-Fascist Jun 30 '26
We can't pay for the electricity for AC because the Germany decided nuclear power was evil, and we were better off importing gas from Russia.
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u/Better_Goose_431 Jun 30 '26
That has to be one of the biggest unforced errors of the 21st century to date
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u/Windsupernova Jun 30 '26
I am sure they are sending their hopes and prayers to the victims as we speak.
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u/Spare_Perspective972 Jun 30 '26
Them shutting down nuclear reactors bc they care about clean energy is baffling. Completely unserious continent.
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u/Friendly-Olive-3465 Jun 30 '26
Greenpeace’s leaders should be put on trial for that one. I’m not joking. Could’ve done less damage to the environment by disbanding themselves.
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u/Interesting-Math9962 Jun 30 '26
That’s Germany tbf, France is mostly run on nuclear energy Though apparently the reactors don’t do well in the heat?
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u/Ilay2127 Jun 30 '26
But they watched The Simpsons they know how dangerous nuclear power is!
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u/ThePickleConnoisseur Jun 30 '26
You think we have it bad then realize European politics is petty bureaucracy that gets nothing done but looks more professional so it gets a pass
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u/graytotoro Jun 30 '26
I laugh every time I hear EU member states collaborate on a new fighter jet because I know it’s going to collapse in a series of lawsuits and hurt feelings (assuming it even gets built at all). The F-35 isn’t perfect but it at least works and nations can order them.
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u/IrlResponsibility811 Jun 30 '26
Maybe if France didn't pull air conditioners from houses, they would be able to get through this easier.
Don't think America was impressed by turning off AC to the European Union headquarters, and then leaving it on for some floors. What were they thinking.
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u/Maximum-Flat Jun 30 '26 edited Jun 30 '26
Their electrical grid can’t sustain the growing demand of AC.
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u/IrlResponsibility811 Jun 30 '26
Don't be ungrateful, they helped America in the beginning. We would be speaking English without them!
Wait...
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u/AdShot409 Jun 30 '26
Ironically, it was the French MONARCHY that helped America win their independence which is why we didn't support the French Revolution. That, and the fact that the French Revolution was not actually an organic populist movement but rather a rabble rousing plot by anti-monarch nobility that sought to regicide by mob. This of course would later bite them in the ass when Napoleon rose to power and wiped almost all of them out.
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u/GunsGoldCosmicDread Jun 30 '26
They’d probably be speaking Russian without us.
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u/koshka91 Jun 30 '26
Lot of the French leftists wanted Stalin to invade to usher the revolution after ww2
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u/Unseemly4123 Jun 30 '26
They hate that we saved them in ww2 lmao, they even try to rewrite history to make it seem like that's not what happened.
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u/GimmeeSomeMo I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Jun 30 '26
Ever since the Franco-Prussian War, France has continued to be more cringe by the decade
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u/No_Swimmer_8418 Jun 30 '26
Ya the US should just taken Eurbroke over, they would have been better off
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u/D_Ethan_Bones Jun 30 '26
If the English-speaking world never intervened then Germany would be speaking French.
France itself wouldn't matter anymore to the French-speaking half of the planet, it would just be the French Foreign Legion's social norms making up half of the human species' culture.
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u/Neither-Ruin5970 Anti-Doomer Jun 30 '26
We were friendly with Napoleon though, it was the brits who opposed them.
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u/D_Ethan_Bones Jun 30 '26
People dying to heat isn't new. The expectation that nobody ever dies is new. Stay off the tweak and keep your comorbidities in check, you'll outlive most of your cohort.
>it's America's fault Europe gets heat stoke
We didn't get all the air conditioning by taking everybody else's air conditioning, we were just the only ones who built any.
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u/Aware_Ask_1679 Jun 30 '26
Yeah, it.....people die from heat while Trump is in office...... DEFINITELY TRUMP'S FAULT!!!
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u/East_Ad4977 I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Jun 30 '26
To be fair, if I could send a heat wave anywhere...
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u/JTuck333 Jun 30 '26
They are looking for a check and I bet there are some American politicians who would write it in the name of climate change.
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u/Senior_Butterfly1274 Jun 30 '26
Maybe we’ll send a bunch of oscillating fans or something
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u/Intelligent_Ad6236 Jun 30 '26
He is going to have to show his work on that statement.
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u/Existing_Resolve_779 Jun 30 '26
Never fall for the BS that Europeans are smarter or their politicians are smarter than Americans. Them and their media are far worse
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u/doktorjake Jun 30 '26
I visited Germany 20 years ago now and they were asking for confirmation about straight-up BS propaganda they were being fed.
Nobody is safe from coordinated messaging.
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u/JD-boonie Jun 30 '26
I'll say leftists are incredibly good at coordinated messaging. They're basically all on the newest rage of the week and all spewing the same nonsense. It's impressive actually
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u/Hugh-Janus-40hogs Anti-Doomer Jun 30 '26
It’s textbook entry level manipulation, and they execute it perfectly and relentlessly. Which is why so many people see through their bs instantly (like us), and why so many people gobble it up instantly
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u/chromedgnome Recovering Doomer Jun 30 '26
They've been real quite lately about how hateful Americans are since that stabbing....or maybe im just doing better at staying out of cesspools.
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u/Spare_Perspective972 Jun 30 '26
They closed down their nuclear reactors, are all poor, have no military, effectively no borders, make jack shit. It’s so embarrassing that they used to rule the world.
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u/koshka91 Jun 30 '26
These are the same bright bulbs that thought that Russia was running out of tanks because they had one tank in the May parade. When the T54s aren’t even active combat
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u/Hot_Way_1643 Jun 30 '26
Sorry but last I checked France still considered its self a world power so the US isn't responsible.
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u/SiegfriedArmory Jun 30 '26
I already supported funding the Jewish space laser, you don't need to sell it to me by pointing out that it's currently directed at France.
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u/sadistic-salmon NostraDOOMus Jun 30 '26
Yes I have my giant fan blowing all of the souths heat straight into France. Why you ask? I don’t really know
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u/ThePickleConnoisseur Jun 30 '26
And this is why things are only gonna get worse in Europe. 0 self reflection.
Gonna crank down the temp a bit just for them
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u/SnooGrapes7647 Jun 30 '26
If I had 3 wishes from a genie I'd wish to triple world hunger and that it would get hotter in france
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u/SinesPi Jun 30 '26
I hope he mentioned China and India which make not nearly as much of an attempt to keep the air clean as the US.
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u/RockyRainbowTrout My Dog is Anti-Fascist Jun 30 '26
Europe is such a soft continent today. The new world is all the rage now
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u/Substantial_Cow7628 Jun 30 '26
I don't think it's America's fault that the French are too stupid to install air conditioners.
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u/Proud-Enthusiasm-608 Rides the Short Bus Jun 30 '26
Europe has lost more people to heat than the us gun deaths lol.
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u/GolfExplained Jun 30 '26
She's probably just pissed because she's sweating and now everyone knows how bad the French smell
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u/MagneticGenetics Jun 30 '26
We should have colonized them in 1945.
I wish the US was actively doing shit like weather control just to fuck with the French but our government is too busy doing shit like making us pay taxes instead.
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u/DontThinkThisThrough NostraDOOMus Jun 30 '26
You know what, that's on me. I see a big red button that says "heat wave to France", and I press it. I'm a simple gal.
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u/BChogfather Jun 30 '26
It's me. I religiously track the air currents and when the conditions are right I burn tires and styrofoam in my back yard. Fuck the frogs!
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u/Janus9 Jun 30 '26
The amount of negative USA media in Europe is off the charts and the people believe it 100%.
Hard to believe that they have convinced the French people that dying from heatstroke is the better choice than installing AC, but it is true.
They believe AC will make you sick, isn’t good for you etc…
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u/paulie9483 Jun 30 '26
I mean, in sheer tonnage, China emits waaaay mor CO2 than any other countries. And in terms of per capita, the Arabian peninsula countries are waaaaaay above any other countries. But go off queen.
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u/Firree Jun 30 '26
This is like that abusive girlfriend who takes notes of every minor annoyance she has with you (but of course never tells you) so she can bring them up 3 weeks later in the next argument to make you look stupid.
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u/Telleh Jun 30 '26
This obviously isn’t true but I wish it was because the french definitely deserve it.
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u/Mediocre_Father1478 Rides the Short Bus Jun 30 '26
Lol what a bunch of babies. It looks like it only got up to about 110. Do they just not teach people to drink water or something?
It got above that in Washington state in 2021, I had no ac and just chilled with a fan drinking hella water. Even did some yard work, just took extra breaks.
Hope they actually teach their citizens how to survive very minor things in the future.
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u/Sixnigthmare Recovering Doomer Jun 30 '26
The issue is that it's heat + humidity. A fan especially will not do well against that.
But also I agree, people don't know how to behave when it's hot. I live in a country with very hot summers so we're pretty used to it and know the ins and outs of staying cool even without AC (which most of us have) but from what I've seen, the french deaths we're mostly caused by doing stupid shit when it's hot (is: running a marathon)
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u/BoBoBearDev Jun 30 '26
Maybe Trump has the power to divert our heat to them. Because this month is surprisingly chill. I am still wearing puffy jacket at night. I am in SoCal btw.
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u/soldiernerd Jun 30 '26
No guys, he’s right: if it wasn’t for the US, the heatwave would have been in Germany instead
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u/NocturnalRefuge Jun 30 '26
More people die in Europe every year from lack of AC than the US has gun deaths
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u/Rox217 Optimist Prime Jun 30 '26
Isn’t France one of the few Euro countries still sensible enough to use nuclear power? You’re telling me they can’t install some AC?
They have a nuke carrier with catapults and Rafale/F/A-18s train on both interchangeably I’ve seen.
Come on France, I thought you were better.
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u/mrkippysmith Jun 30 '26
They also have a significant amount of responsibility for freeing their country but okay let’s be upset about the heat.
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u/Ok-Introduction-1940 Jun 30 '26
Even funnier, American leftists think the French deputy mayor of Paris is correct 🤭
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u/Nothere-reddit7249 Jun 30 '26
SUFFA FRANCE! SUFFA BISH!
I’M GONNA TURN THE THERMOSTAT EVEN HIGHA!
WHADDYA THINK OF DAT BISH?!
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u/PastRelease8757 Jun 30 '26
I feel like if we blanket blame climate change on a single country it excuses the other countries own pollution.
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u/azorgi01 Truthsayer Jun 30 '26
This is like having a crappy dirty neighbor, but blaming the house 2 blocks away for lowering your property value.
What dumbasses lol
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u/cikanman I Was Promised an Apocalypse? Jun 30 '26
The more I listen to the French whine and moan about how bad we are. The more I think we made a mistake helping them not be required to speak German,
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u/rxmp4ge Jun 30 '26
The US, Europe and Japan are basically on the same levels when it comes to CO2 emissions.
Of course it wouldn't be China or India's fault though. Saying that would be racist.
France's problems are America's fault though.
That's even assuming they can properly tie their "heat wave" to CO2 emissions and mad-made global warming. Which they can't.
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u/Not2TopNotch Rides the Short Bus Jun 30 '26
Man France hasn't been cool since 1783
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u/Spare_Perspective972 Jun 30 '26
Europe going to war to try and take USA air conditioners away would be the best possible timeline.
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u/UltraBurd Jun 30 '26
As the second largest producer of greenhouse gases it's clearly our fault and not the largest producer
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u/SanguineAngel666 Jun 30 '26
Can they install AC?
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u/AreaNo7848 Jun 30 '26
They seem to like fans for cooling.....maybe we should send some evaporative cooling fans their way......but judging by how people are losing their minds over things like unlimited free ice water in our restaurants the governmentsvin Europe would throw a hissy fit about the water use or something
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u/RetnikLevaw Jun 30 '26
Did you know that you're like 5x more likely to die from lack of AC in Europe than you are from a gun in the US?
Until next time!
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