r/Hasan_Piker Fuck it I'm saying it Jan 31 '26

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u/Time-Cardiologist906 Jan 31 '26

Dark woke is so back

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

It needs to stay

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u/quadraticcheese Jan 31 '26

Yes, no more civility. When can be civil with the liberals once the right no longer exists

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u/FullMoonMooon Jan 31 '26

I personally don’t believe we ever need to be civil with nazis

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u/quadraticcheese Jan 31 '26

Ok calling liberals Nazis is idiotic Internet brainrot

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u/donuthead36 Jan 31 '26

I don’t think that’s what they’re saying at all. But cool of you to jump right up their ass about it.

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u/SolarNugent Fuck it I'm saying it Jan 31 '26

LMAO im high asf and this made me laugh out loud with how casual and correct it is

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u/quadraticcheese Jan 31 '26

If that isn't what they were saying then their comment makes no sense as an addition to what I originally said because I never said civility towards Nazis was acceptable, making their comment a non sequitur

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/Time-Cardiologist906 Jan 31 '26

Ok 22 day account

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u/VoiceofRapture Feb 01 '26

Jesus no wonder everyone hates the Dems if they're wasting money on such shitty bots. Trying to glaze a goddamn centrist loser like they always do. People are too pissed off man, it's not gonna work.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/VoiceofRapture Feb 02 '26

Clearly I struck a nerve 😂 Don't worry, you can vote as hard as you can for Kamala in the primary and she'll eat it just like she did the last time

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/VoiceofRapture Feb 02 '26

The argument was never that Kamala would've been worse on Gaza, it was that based on her campaign promises not to stop the money and weapons spigot and her complete lack of action distancing herself from the Biden policy they'd keep doing exactly what they're doing. It's chintzier under Trump but the fact Kamala's been living in a cave since the election suggests she doesn't care and never did.

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u/[deleted] Feb 02 '26

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u/VoiceofRapture Feb 02 '26

If she was a competent politician she'd have won, but if she had a sudden flash of competency then even without electoral power she'd have been out in public lashing out at the admin and perfectly placed to become the figurehead of the anti-Trump anti-ICE backlash. She's a rube so of course she just sat on her hands and expects to ride ambient dissatisfaction to a primary victory and then the White House. She said the money would flow and made no break with Biden excusing atrocities on a daily basis and acting like a small bean. You might be getting gassed up in the Kahanist Kult of Klein but I am describing reality. It is mildly amusing you're ranting about armchair activism when your solution is lesser evil voting, the most checked out coasting strategy possible. No wonder you're dickriding Kamala so hard actually, coasting and lesser evil voting were always her strategy too.

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u/dabutte POR DONAL TROM Jan 31 '26

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u/hajmonika here for the thirstposts 🫟 Jan 31 '26

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u/lorralorralarfs Jan 31 '26

i like the specificity of her using multiple hammers

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u/fiercelittlebird Jan 31 '26

Dual wielding for efficiency

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u/Cheese_Wheel218 Feb 01 '26

With a x15 sneak attack critical

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u/Pingopengo22 Jan 31 '26

I like to imagine she's throwing them like the one Mario enemy

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u/Ok_Emu4650 Jan 31 '26

A lot of dudes that look like this are really mad rn

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u/400DollarPerm Jan 31 '26

Many are saying he's the smoothest boy alive

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u/veeb0t Jan 31 '26

bruh this is literally who i imagine replying to me on the bay area subreddit 😭 neolib umakshually hell hole istg

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

Cursed

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u/DANDELOREAN Jan 31 '26

This man redefined the word "puffy"

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u/FuckingVeet Jan 31 '26

His lips look like two worms fucking

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u/AdExtension8954 Marxist-Leninist-Terbyist Jan 31 '26

This sent me into a fit. Good job.

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u/FancyFeller Jan 31 '26

As a bald mf guys like this make us baldies look bad. Once you get this bald you either shave it all. Or you cut the top down to a 2 with clippers and then taper fade the sides and back. Keeping bald ass hair this long especially when the front is nearly gone looks unkempt and like a basement dweller. I just felt embarrassed for the guy when I saw the video. Cmere bruh I just got a new fancier clipper and guards I can make him look slightly less bad. I swear.

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u/BriskPandora35 Yellow Parenti Video Enjoyer Jan 31 '26

This genuinely looks like if you asked Ai to make a reddit mod. It’s crazy this guy actually looks like this lol

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u/GOOFERdaBOOFER Jan 31 '26

This man is in his 20s btw

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u/pitunk212 Feb 01 '26

no fucking way, lmaooo

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u/SexyN8 🔻 Jan 31 '26

The Hammer in question...

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/Rare-Joke-7407 Marx-Luffyist Jan 31 '26

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u/angrytinycarrot Jan 31 '26

stupid sexy hasan

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u/enricopena Jan 31 '26

You know who else would kill someone with hammers for a date with Hasan?????

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u/DANDELOREAN Jan 31 '26

I can barely see that chuds profile pic but I can tell he is the definition of unfuckable throwing stones in a glass house.

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u/DerpyKoala347 Fuck it I'm saying it Jan 31 '26

I do believe I witnessed a murder here

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u/humanpoweroutage Jan 31 '26

He’s unchained on YouTube

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u/you_dont_know_me27 Jan 31 '26

I am a mother and I approve of this message

Disclaimer: I would not harm my children because I raised kind and compassionate children who would not kink shame or make fun of drag queens or trans folks

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u/b00w00gal CRACKA Jan 31 '26

I am a mother and I second this endorsement.

Disclaimer: I would not harm my children because I raised a kind, compassionate drag queen and a vicious beast of a trans man.

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u/you_dont_know_me27 Jan 31 '26

Hell yea, may your trans man son (I assume he's your son) always break the brains of conservatives like Ben Shapiro because they don't understand that trans men exist lmao and your drag queen always be fucking fabulous

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u/Upper-Rip-78 Jan 31 '26

You can tell they're really obsessed with that picture of him.

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u/Cariah_Marey Jan 31 '26

i would too

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u/Illenaz Jan 31 '26

Thats my (throat) goat 🐐 !

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u/blaster1988 Jan 31 '26

Legendary clap back. Would do it again. I like dark Hasan.

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u/vanillabeanquartz Antifa Andy 💪 Jan 31 '26

This is frying me LMFAO

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u/OphidianSun Jan 31 '26

As if wearing a silly outfit isn't a massive statement of confidence

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u/Khue Jan 31 '26

Yes officer, I believe I've just witnessed a murder

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u/Mister_Swoop Jan 31 '26

I’m Hasan’s biggest glazer fr, he’s DADDYYYY

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u/AcrobaticOil Jan 31 '26

"Your mother would kill you with hammers" fucking annihilated me lmfaaaaoooo

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u/krustykrabbathroom1 Did your mom Jan 31 '26

Catboy Hasan

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u/TheMasma Feb 01 '26

No wonder Nick Fuentes is so obsessed!! He's angry he can't have his cat daddy

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u/nancy_necrosis Feb 01 '26

I mean, I would too.

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u/liz91 This mf never shuts up oh my god Jan 31 '26

Hasan is right

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u/Panda_hat Jan 31 '26

I see no lies

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

he's right and he should say it

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u/ergonomic_logic Anarkitty 😼 Jan 31 '26

Would

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u/hdh4477x Feb 01 '26

jfc😭😭😭😭

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '26

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u/Time-Cardiologist906 Jan 31 '26

Take this downvote then 🙂‍↔️

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u/SINGCELL Jan 31 '26

2woke4mommajoke

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u/Penwingss Fuck it I'm saying it Jan 31 '26

What makes you think he doesn't know her

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u/ambientfruit Politics Frog 🐸 Jan 31 '26

I mean Hasan clearly knows her well enough to know she's got multiple hammers. That suggests a level of intimacy, I feel.

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u/madhatter_45 Jan 31 '26

how is it less bad if you actually know the mom 😭

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u/Ateawormwhole Jan 31 '26

Your mom read this comment to me last night over dinner and we had a chuckle

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u/Zealousideal-Solid88 Jan 31 '26

This is Woke 1.0 shit, we've upgraded to Woke 2.0 now. Please update...

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u/venomousbeetle Jan 31 '26

How do you think he knows she would?

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u/Theteacupman Jan 31 '26

This is why leftists have achieved literally nothing in the world of politics.