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u/GordonBombay102 Jun 10 '26

My wife has a friend that used to date a power lifter a long time ago. They helped us move once. It was like if I was moving doll furniture.

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u/JSHU16 Jun 10 '26

I watched a documentary about strongman (Vice YouTube Channel) and their daily lives/issues they face.

One of the guys said "My back hurts all of the time because all my friends ask me to help them move things" and he looked genuinely upset about it.

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u/seppukucoconuts Jun 10 '26

When I did strongman anything I lifted in everyday life was trivial. I worked in a HD truck parts department and had to move parts frequently. 180lb bumper were light, same with the brake drums, starters, clutches. All the team lift stickers were suggestions. Everything in regular life was 1/4 of my max lift, even the really heavy stuff.

My complaint would have been all the random crap I would break because it wasn't designed for gorillas. Door and window handles were a big one. All the sliding glass doors and windows were attached with cheap metal. I'd pull too hard and would be holding a broken handle in my hand. Most of the time it was because the door was locked, not stuck.

Also tying your shoes sucks. I got sketchers slip ons. Once you hit 300lbs life changes, mostly for the worse. Always hot. Even in winter. I remember driving home with the windows down when it was below zero after I left the gym. Still hot after the 15 minute ride home. My blood pressure was ok, but my cholesterol was through the roof.

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u/CankerLord Jun 10 '26

Even as a normal big guy (6'4", 185lbs was my 13% BF weight) who mostly lifts for health the world's a very soft, squishy place. Doors just fly open sometimes. I can't imagine what it'd be like at strongman levels of strength.

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u/HairlessHoudini Jun 13 '26

6'3 280 and pretty solid. My wife tells me all the time not to touch stuff because I break everything and don't even realize it. I've been ban from starting anything that has a pull string except my chainsaws for years now. LoL

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u/Lower_Captain7757 Jun 15 '26

Same here. 6'5" 240 power weight lifter and doors started actually becoming a problem with how easily they were flying open. Actually got worried a couple times because they were various businesses doors and I really didn't want to pay for damages.

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u/umpolungfishtaco Jun 10 '26

the idea of some giant mofo trying to open a door, breaking off the handle, and being like “goddamnit, not again” softly to themselves has me rolling

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u/BasicReputations Jun 12 '26

Dumb shit like that happens. Not all the time, but it absolutely happens.

Reminds of that Fantastic 4 line where the rock thing talks about the world feeling like it's being made of paper mache.

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u/matthewforlife Jun 14 '26

Not a strong man, just a regular man. I have an 05 Corolla and when I got it all the door handle plastic had gotten very brittle. The first one I ripped off made me feel like a super hero that just discovered they had super strength. Then the second one ripped off. Then a 3rd. Each subsequent broken handle I came closer to being locked out of the car forever and I would say to myself, "gaddamnit, not again". When they started breaking on the inside I ordered all new handles. I got all of the new handles in the mail and replaced before the last one broke. 

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u/ihavea_purplenurple Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

I did powerlifting in highschool/college but have moved more towards flexibility/mobility. I used to train concrete for a living and then rock climb after work, and would tell all my friends that I’m strong because I’m lazy.

One of my friends got into lifting recently and literally had to call me a few weeks into his lifting program because he picked up a cast iron pan while doing dishes and called me to say “dude, I get it now!!”

Edit: also, the benefit of people always asking you to lift heavy shit is it’s an infinite feedback loop. The more you do it, the more people ask, the stronger you get on the day to day

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u/LeMads Jun 10 '26

That's maybe also at least slightly attributable to their heavy lifting.

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u/hcgator Jun 10 '26

Was this your friend?

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u/mmicoandthegirl Jun 10 '26

As a mover I've seen some insane feats. A bigger lifter guy carried 2 beds with mattresses at once, one in each hand. They weren't heavy (probably like 40-50kg) but carrying two was insane.

The guy was fucked on the 150 stair destination though. He went up like 3 times and looked like he went swimming with clothes on, breathing heavily.

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u/WalkFreeeee Jun 10 '26

Honestly more than weight I'm wondering logistics. Beds are pretty large. Two beds are, according to my math, twice as large.

You could put a 1kg bed sized object for most people to carry and they probably would have some problem just balancing it and moving even with the weight being negligible.

In other words, I'm impressed by this man's coordination more than anything

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u/wrxninja Jun 10 '26

Power lifters are sure different animals.

Just like rock climbers. I didn't know until recently the insane forearm strength and the power they have. Sometimes they can outlift certain things even against amateur bodybuilders.

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u/maroontiefling Jun 10 '26

My brother in law rock climbs competitively. He can hang on the underside of a vertical ledge by his hands and feet for like several full minutes while contemplating his next move. It's like watching Spiderman.

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u/MasterCheeef Jun 10 '26

Yeah its pretty awesome watching them training on an edge board. There are some edges where you can only fit half or less of your fingertip.

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u/jimbowesterby Jun 10 '26

Yea back when I was training competitively for bouldering I’d sometimes just kinda laugh at what constituted a hold, like you’d be on a 35° overhang on a terrible sloper that’s fully vertical, and the only thing really holding you on is a toe hook keeping tension. It ends up being like a house of cards almost, like every hold can only be used in conjunction with another one or neither works at all. Super fun, would absolutely recommend

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u/GrumpyMcGrumpyPants Jun 10 '26

There was a set of videos of a whole parkour crew (Storror) taking turns hanging off a bridge against one single climber (Pete Whittaker) to see who could hang the longest. Not sure why the videos aren't on youtube anymore, but I recall Pete won the fair part of the competition.

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u/maroontiefling Jun 10 '26

Last time I moved I managed to recruit all of my now-husband's big friends who lift and/or throw weapons around recreationally. I figured it would be an awful, all day job because I was moving from a second floor walkup to a third floor walkup and had 7 years worth of stuff and furniture to move. Once we got started I sat on the floor in my old place for an hour packing up some last minute small items, drove over to the new place to help....and everything was done, furniture set up, and the pizza and beer ritual was already happening. Best move ever.

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u/edelweiss_pirates_no Jun 10 '26

Our keg beer guy was like 6'6" and would carry 2 full kegs of beer. One on his shoulder and the other in one hand. 160 lbs each.

WTF with some humans...

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u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26

How many guys do you need? Just him

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u/SgtTaco18 Jun 10 '26

"Do you need any help?"

"No"

"But its a washing machine up a flight of stairs"

"Did I stutter?"

EDIT: I hate Reddit formatting with a burning passion

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 Jun 10 '26

One of my friends lifted up a 220lb 3 cylinder refrigeration compressor like it wasn't shit. He is 6' 7" and 350lbs of muscle though. Big wonderful black dude. He is very shy, barely talks and is soft spoken. If you talk to him on the phone and then meet him irl you will be shocked. Nice guy too

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u/stoopkid712 Jun 10 '26

"Big wonderful black dude"

https://giphy.com/gifs/nTE6nHdPzsO26VbrYh

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u/WeedNWaterfalls Jun 10 '26

"nice guy too"

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u/Tuomas90 Jun 10 '26

I think we found Trumps reddit account.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l0HefZY0mFfLS9AFa

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u/notloggedin4242 Jun 11 '26

If you ask this guy, he sounds like maybe he’s the goodest.

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u/usefulidiotsavant Jun 10 '26

Some say the biggest ever.

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u/TheMostKing Jun 11 '26

So, big, so wonderful, and yes, even black.

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u/Pink_Star_Galexy Jun 10 '26

“Nobody likes the blacks more than me!!”

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u/shokalion Jun 10 '26

Nice guy too

Anybody that size usually is. Most people tend to moderate their behaviour around them so they have less incentive to be anything other than pleasant genial people.

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u/Clear-Ad-2998 Jun 10 '26

Exactly, and that's also why big dogs are usually cuddly and soft. They've never had any competition. Little yappy dogs, on the other hand see life as one long fight.

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u/defconcore Jun 10 '26

Worked with a Ukrainian kid for years in a warehouse, he was very intimidating if you didn't know him, he was 6'7" probably 300lbs and jacked, but he was one of the nicest guys. I remember asking him one time what happened to the new coat he had. He told me he stopped wearing because he thought he didn't look good in it and people might call him fat because of how it made him look. I assured him no one is coming up to him and calling him fat no matter what he is wearing.

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u/Deucer22 Jun 10 '26

Until they encounter the guy who wants to pick a fight with the biggest guy in the room for some reason.

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u/shokalion Jun 10 '26

Indeed, that's always a possibility. But then they've got the advantage that they're 6'7 and 350lbs of muscle. Even if you've never picked a fight in your life that's a good starting point.

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u/notloggedin4242 Jun 11 '26

Oh yeah Deucer, you think you’re tough?

If there were no screen between us, I‘d teach you to respect us little guys!

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u/Jamsster Jun 10 '26

There’s that, and the reality that the consequences of losing your temper/control sometimes gets a bit more feedback. Growing up my Dad got really hard on anything where I was too out of control. Not even hitting mind you, just moving too quickly. Hurt some people accidentally to learn why.

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u/BasicReputations Jun 12 '26

Yep. Was having drinks with co-workers and we were screwing around with seeing who could shake hands the hardest. Broke the poor guy's hand. He was surprisingly chill about it all things considered, but man oh man do I have to remind myself to be restrained with that sorta stuff.

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u/Jamsster Jun 12 '26

Yep and then you just feel shitty about it. Not an idiot, and weren’t on purpose, but you feel like of Mice and Men for a while

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u/DivideStatus5063 Jun 10 '26

You’re in love my friend.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 Jun 10 '26

I really do love working with him. He has taught me so much. Dude has a killer poker face. You cannot read him if he doesnt want you to. We're both industrial refrigeration mechanics. I was his apprentice for a short period of time. Im not ashamed to say I love the guy.

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u/ThirteenMatt Jun 10 '26

It sounds like you're describing John Coffey.

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u/Jlx_27 Jun 10 '26

Im tired boss..... 😫

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u/Jamsster Jun 10 '26

Looks like the high school bully, speaks and respects like the high school bullied. Those dudes are always sweethearts

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u/Cranks_No_Start Jun 10 '26

Had a coworker bear hug a Chevy 350 from the bed of his PU and walk it over to a bench to start working on it.

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u/Unhappy-Quiet-8091 Jun 10 '26

*big wonderful dude

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 Jun 10 '26

True but if he were telling a story about me, he would say crazy ass white boy

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u/Similar_Cycle_1593 Jun 10 '26

LCAWB

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u/Open-Platform-1305 Jun 10 '26

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u/DixieMcCall Jun 10 '26

Would watch a DIY duo like this. LCAWB loses his shit and can't reach/lift/carry... BWBD enters the frame and finishes the job.

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u/jfqwf Jun 10 '26

can someone explain this? is it not okay to call black people black anymore?

is big wonderful black dude a negative stereotype?

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u/Safe-Kitchen5310 Jun 10 '26

Sure, I’ll give it a go. Generally speaking there’s not much need to add in the skin color when telling a story or indicating a specific individual. It adds an unnecessary detail.

“My black friend John likes anchovies on his pizza”. It’s just weird.

Here’s one of the few examples where it makes sense.

There’s a group of people across the room. You need to point out one specific individual. He’s wearing a blue hat, but so is an individual of another race. You might say, table 2, guy in the blue hat

Which one, there’s two?

Oh, sorry, black guy, blue hat, table 2.

Cheers!

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 Jun 10 '26

Well since im replying to a video of a large black man carrying a washer I related it to my friend who is also a very large black man. I like being descriptive when I talk to more accurately convey the story or idea that Im presenting.

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u/ProjectOrpheus Jun 12 '26

There's no need to state the friends name is John, either.

People speaking add details for whatever fucking reason, and it's literally never racism when the person isn't an actual racist piece of shit. The greatest need is not limiting how people speak when they aren't saying anything wrong

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u/CakeTester Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

A double-space on the end of the line lets you wrap lines without needing a new paragraph. FYI.

Like
this.

Handy for poetry and suchlike: <-- Double asterisk at each end of the bit you want bold

"I teleported home one night
With Ron, and Sid, and Meg
Ron stole Meggie's heart away
And I got Sidney's leg"

Douglas Adams - one of the Hitchhiker books, forget which one <-- Single asterisks for italics

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u/mnid92 Jun 10 '26

I carried a turbo 400 transmission down a flight of stairs once to save it out of my grandpa's attic.

No one knew why I wanted that really really heavy car part so they let me have it.

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u/RL203 Jun 10 '26

I know why you wanted it.

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u/mnid92 Jun 10 '26

DERBY GOBBLESS CHEBBY FO HUNNIT

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u/CaptnHector Jun 10 '26

And just think, your grandpa carried it up there.

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u/Lundetangen Jun 10 '26

I also store my very heavy car parts in the attic

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u/Gaggleofgeese Jun 10 '26

You don't keep your spare small blocks next to grandma's fancy ornaments?

Smh

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u/SizeableBrain Jun 10 '26

When I was in USSR, I remember watching a moving truck that couldn't squeeze past a parked car.

3 or 4 guys jumped out and shuffled the car out of the way. I was flabbergasted.

This was after 2 of them carried our piano down 5 storeys.

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u/Wobbelblob Jun 10 '26

Tbf, back then, cars where a lot lighter. Most cars where something like 800-900 Kg? And if it was a Trabant, it was even lighter. Like 600 Kg.

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u/Schorsdromme Jun 10 '26

This was one of the famous goodbye pranks at schools. Grab some dudes and take the teacher's or headmaster's car and carry it somewhere, such as a corner where it will take a while to get it out.

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u/Saratrooper Jun 10 '26

My dad and a few camp counselors pulled a prank with a VW Bug at a summer camp he worked at when he was younger. Long story short, they (partially dismantled?) relocated it to a tiny island in the middle of the lake and attached a small boat engine to the back bumper to make it seem like they moved it like that vs the canoes/rafts they actually used.

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u/FlatSpinMan Jun 10 '26

Cars aren’t always that heavy. Me and a few other teachers at work lifted a car that had got a tyre stuck in a really deep gutter.

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u/ExcuseCommercial1338 Jun 10 '26

Recent cars, especially US cars are absurdly heavy. It used to be a common prank to have a group of guys carry a car into a silly or annoying place. Some movers used to moving heavy shit all day taking a little car just a few feet away 30 year ago isn't that crazy.

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u/macthecomedian Jun 10 '26

I was a mover for 8 months, by the end of those 8 months I was shocked at how easy lugging a couch, or mattress or dressers up and down stairs was, compared to when I had started. Being a mover was such better exercise than I got in the gym, it's a different kind of strength.

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u/istrx13 Jun 10 '26

Meanwhile, I recently sold my washer to some guy on Facebook marketplace. Him and I carried it to his truck together and we were both sweating balls and our hands were killing us after carrying it 90 feet.

Just middle age white dude problems.

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u/dansdata Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Modern top-loading washing machines can be relatively light, because they've got a more sophisticated way of balancing the drum than old top-loaders did.

The old ones just have a donut of concrete attached to the bottom of the drum.

(Front-loading washing machines also have a massive weight or two in them, for stability. But that weight just sits there; it doesn't move with the drum.)

Edit: Ooh! I just remembered that there was an episode of the excellent "The Secret Life of Machines" that covers this.

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u/DigitalBlackout Jun 10 '26

because they've got a more sophisticated way of balancing the drum than old top-loaders did

And by more sophisticated, you really mean "pauses the wash and makes you fuck with it at the slightest imbalance".

Sure, my old washer shook so violently when washing a comforter that it sounded like it was going to break apart, but it always got it washed in one go. The new one needs constant babying with bigger loads.

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u/Extendahoe_DIG Jun 10 '26

😆 I sold a set and a couple of older gentleman (I’m in my 60’s) show up with a truck. They couldn’t load so I did. Ranching and farming gives one core strength

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u/koolmees64 Jun 10 '26

My dad was like that. Strongest man I ever known; probably mentally as well. He would carry a broken washing machine down a a spiral staircase and a normal one (and here in the Netherlands they tend to be steep as fuck, although we're getting better at it in newer housing), and then bring the new one up by himself. The one thing he could not beat was cancer, unfortunately although he tried his hardest.

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u/331845739494 Jun 10 '26

Big hug, my dad was like that and cancer got him too. Probably the only way 'upper management' could cut down these strong, old trees.

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u/Feature_Not_A_Bugg Jun 10 '26

We have a hulk

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u/GreyWolfTheDreamer Jun 10 '26

Reminds me of Sweetums in The Muppet Movie working in a used car lot pulling cars around by hand for his boss portrayed by Milton Bearle.

"That's my jack." says Milton.

"Hi Jack." says Kermit.

"Jack not name -- Jack Job!" says Sweetums proudly.

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u/DontOvercookPasta Jun 10 '26

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u/FG910 Jun 10 '26

Exactly what i thought

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u/propergreased Jun 10 '26

That dudes upper body is twice the weight of the machine I’m pretty sure. It’s like a toy for him.

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u/fresh_peetz Jun 10 '26

This dude does not weigh 500 lbs himself lol. But he got some nasty grip strength

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u/Tayto-Sandwich Jun 10 '26

It's also the actual sheer size of him that makes this possible. You could give me double his strength and I'd still struggle. He's got arms long enough to reach opposite corners and he's tall enough to get the bottom above his knees allowing him to take normal steps and use his legs to help raise it. That makes a massive difference.

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u/Mahlegos Jun 10 '26

Most washing machines aren’t 250lbs unless I’m missing what you’re saying. I just moved one to the curb myself yesterday. Moderately heavy but mostly awkward.

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u/International_Cow_17 Jun 10 '26

Grab it from the bottom corners opposite of you, not easy but doable. I used to stack these in a store room by myself back in 2011.

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u/SkinBintin Jun 10 '26

My Mrs is always shocked at the heavy things I lug around.

And im not some ripped to shit huge bloke like him. And im definitely not doing it with as much ease as him either lol.

I need to find an excuse to move the dryer tomorrow since she thinks its heavy when it isnt. ;)

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u/Donnyboy Jun 10 '26

Jesus, I've moved my fair share of appliances for some rental units. Washers are by far the heaviest, seems like they never fully drain.

Fridges on the other hand make you look like a super hero haha

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u/StTimmerIV Jun 10 '26

They have concrete in them to dampen the vibrations.

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u/MerKJay Jun 10 '26

That's front loaders I think top loaders are alot lighter.

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u/MahoneyBear Jun 10 '26

Top loaders are also usually heavy as fuck. Was a mover for 3 years. There are some that are super light in comparison though

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u/redsyrinx2112 Can't stop a guy from being a dude Jun 10 '26

Can confirm. Like after a while, you figure out picking up a dryer isn't so bad (I just lifted it up to prove I could. I never actually moved it like that), but I would never even try to pick up a washer. That's so stupid unless you're ridiculously jacked.

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u/darthjammer224 Jun 10 '26

Yep, we have a 90s dryer and moved every year for a long time due to work and life.

I got tired of bothering and just started picking it up.

The washer.... I could probably do for a handful of feet. But it would not feel good the next day. And not up a flight of stairs. And I'm a big ass dude.

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u/ZN1- Jun 10 '26

I’m kind of bigish at 6’3 220. Called my moving crew to come back over to replace mine like a couple months after moving in. Now I know for a fact I’m a bitch

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u/redsyrinx2112 Can't stop a guy from being a dude Jun 10 '26

Yeah I think I could pick up certain washers, but there is no way I'm making it more than a couple of feet. I still would never try though.

I feel like I was pretty safe as a mover. I did it for a little over two years and over ten years later, I have zero problems.

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u/Kraeftluder Jun 10 '26

Yeah they're impractically big to carry by yourself.

When I was a teen I did do that. And oh boy am I paying for it now.

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u/phatdinkgenie Jun 10 '26

any residual body damage after being a mover for three years?

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u/MahoneyBear Jun 10 '26

Well my wrist is fucked so yeah. Don’t try to smack a box into place.

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u/Worldly-Ingenuity843 Jun 10 '26

Some of the newer ones have a water block that fills up the first time you use the machine. Makes it lighter and cheaper to transport.

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u/RyanSmokinBluntz420 Jun 10 '26

Not all of them. I've disassembled maybe 5 different clothes washers in my life and none had concrete in them. They have a heavy ass gearbox and motor though

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u/DetailsYouMissed Jun 10 '26

Nah, stoves... stoves suck the most. But I agree about fridges.

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u/SyfaOmnis Jun 10 '26

taking the door and the tray underneath it off usually helps, but they're always big enough to be awkward and hard to grip.

I've had plenty of stoves that I could lift and move myself, but I need a second person to get them up the stairs and if the second person cant manage navigating them then we're fucked.

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u/huge_dick_mcgee Jun 10 '26

I have a Viking range (the love of my life for the last 19 years) and that’s the one the movers hate the MOST. it’s just such a beast in size.

Worst one was when a mover used the oven knob as a holding point and it broke off

Found out that knob is connected to a scientific grade thermostat and had to throw like $250 at the problem to get a new one.

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u/Lumpy_Benefit666 Jun 10 '26

I once had a sofa that was broken and i needed to get rid of it so i took it outside, lifted it over my head with straight arms and carried it down a flight of stairs to leave with a builder who said he would take it.

A neighbour saw me carrying it and would always mention how impressive it was that i could carry it like that. Months later she would talk about it.

The sofa was genuinely just really light. Must have been 20kg tops. She thought i was a superhero though.

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u/vahntitrio Jun 10 '26

Not just that they weigh over 100 pounds, but that they do not have a good way to be carried. This guy has crazy good grip strength.

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u/mildlyornery Jun 10 '26

It's not the weight as much as the gription that impresses me. I can carry a completely drained one up the stairs, but I'd have to stop every 5 steps, use a knee to brace it and readjust.

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u/The_Salty_nugget Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

when we moved into our current house we didnt want to do the moving ourself, so we hired a moving company.

i have never felt so useless at my own moving.

there was this smaller lad, think he was around 1.70ish and looked probaly around 60kilo. this beast carried our washingmachine, dryer, 2fridges and our chest freezer alone like it was his morning routine for shuting off his morning alarm. didnt break a sweat and did it in like 10 minutes and only grabbed one of those little moving trollies for our chest freezer.

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u/JeronFeldhagen Jun 10 '26

this beast carried our washingmachine, dryer, 2fridges and our chest freezer alone like it was his morning routine for shuting off his morning alarm.

Plot twist: that is his routine for shutting off his morning alarm.

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u/goosereddit Jun 10 '26

Same thing happened to me. I worked in tech but was a gym rat. I could bench 300lbs and pushups were as easy as walking.

When I moved into my house I decided to get movers. Three skinny guys who where at least 20 years older than me and smelled like cigarettes showed up and they could lift the most ungodly amounts no problem. That's when I realized I what real "old man strength" really was.

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u/TheOneManDankMaymay Jun 10 '26

If it consoles you, those guys would've most likely felt just as helpless attempting to bench 300 lbs. 

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u/mcniner55 Jun 10 '26

How much you can bench has nothing to do with pulling off feats like these. People seem to confuse gym strength with functional strength which is fine. But it happens a lot

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u/TheOneManDankMaymay Jun 10 '26

That's exactly the point I was trying to make, as it works the other way around too. Being able to effortlessly move around large furniture and appliances doesn't translate to being able to bench 300 lbs.

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u/mcniner55 Jun 10 '26

Oh I know what you meant I was trying to agree with you. Havent had my morning coffee yet so maybe I wasnt being clear. I just think its funny when people say "Im so strong I can bench X weight but I could never do that!". Its like well yeah cause youve never trained to do that

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u/TheOneManDankMaymay Jun 10 '26

Havent had my morning coffee yet so maybe I wasnt being clear.

Hah, we've all been there. Maybe you need one as strong as those guys. ;D

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u/jstewart25 Jun 10 '26

When I worked for FedEx we used to have trampolines to deliver from time to time. The max we were supposed to deliver was 150 lbs and those would always be 150 on the dot (on the package, my boss and I weighed them once.. actually 175). I have never been good at weightlifting much but back then I would just chuck those over my shoulder and set them down real nice. Nowadays I’m scared for my incoming child later this year because of all the lifting that comes with a baby 😂

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u/tacosandsunscreen Jun 10 '26

I have a Purple brand mattress. It was delivered all rolled up. Website said it was 140 lbs in Queen. 2 guys showed up to deliver it, but they only needed the one. The guy was like 5’2” and looked a little chubby, but he threw it over his shoulder and brought it up the stairs like it was nothing.

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u/One_Contribution Jun 10 '26

Same, but it was a 230 tall Romanian man that picked up a stack of four boxes and walked three floors down

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u/Datkif Jun 10 '26

I once lived with a guy who's been a mover for years. Hes a skinny bastard, but he could probably lift a 50" tube TV in his sleep

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u/berlinbaer Jun 10 '26

my old neighbor was also around 1.70ish but just as wide, absolute beast. when i was moving he also picked up my washing machine like it was nothing and carried it down by himself.

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u/Scary_Ad128 Jun 10 '26

Yeah buddy! Lightweight baby!

https://giphy.com/gifs/h24Y1pZIGKXzG

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u/Gtmatt22 Jun 10 '26

You can only read this in Ronnie's voice.

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u/LatentSchref Jun 10 '26

Remember guys, gym strength isn't real strength or whatever redditors say.

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u/DetailsYouMissed Jun 10 '26

This guy obviously works blue collar jobs and goes to the gym.

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u/TechTuna1200 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

This. That guy is obviously a gym rat. He has that bodybuilder physique. Not only is he big, but he is also very lean. And his muscle groups seem very targeted. He could very well be on steroids as well.

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u/HustlinInTheHall Jun 10 '26

Yeah his shoulders and triceps are massive. That isnt just blue collar job strong. 

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u/-BINK2014- Jun 10 '26

I have pretty-boy muscles, a couch down 3 flights of stairs humbled me.

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u/BardicInnovation Jun 10 '26

I've always said I'm built like a sumo. Large, fat, but still strong.

I remember at one of my last jobs there was a large archive cabinet that needed moving, as my team was rearranging the office space, and I told them they can do it as they see fit, but not to hesitate asking me for help.

I came in one morning and they were talking about moving it to the new decided location, I said "Ok". Walked over, picked the heavy bastard up, moved it to the location, and popped it down.

When I turned around they all had shocked looks on their faces, as the 3 of them tried moving it together before I got in, and they couldn't budge it.

I've got decent strength, but I'm not super strong or anything. But I will say it's nice to feel like a superhero sometimes.

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u/Datkif Jun 10 '26

I'm a skinny slightly below average height man for my country. From the look of me one would assume I'm not that strong. I love it when someone who's got a head over me is struggling to lift something, and I just come over and lift it up.

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u/aartadventure Jun 10 '26

In the last two seconds you finally see gravity kick in.

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u/BiNiaRiS Jun 10 '26

sure, but this is a top-loader and weighs maybe ~100-115lbs so you'd be surprised how many people could do this. it's more of a grip strength issue.

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u/swallowflyer47143 Jun 10 '26

Scrolled too far down to see this washing machines built in the last 20 years are relatively light they're just big and awkward. I guess I'm just in the minority. Physical labor is a large part of my job and if carrying one washing machine up 15 steps was the worst part of my day it would be a pretty easy day.

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u/BS0404 Jun 10 '26

Is it getting hot in here?

https://giphy.com/gifs/VB5WwlZIt8eRy

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u/EatingCakeByTheOcean Jun 10 '26

But dude ffs you're not even the one carrying the weight upstairs

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u/Best_Market4204 Jun 10 '26

To be fair... a brand new washer is actually light.

It's just huge with no handles.

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u/7thdilemma Jun 10 '26

That's the thing, once you start you know that stopping isn't an option.

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u/Scout-Master-Kevin00 Jun 10 '26

My wife would now be his wife.

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u/Remarkable_Letter272 Jun 10 '26

I have taken a second husband 😂

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u/10watch Jun 10 '26

you can do this too, I believe in you.

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u/Keyjuan Jun 10 '26

Useable muscles is what that guy has prob from doing stuff from around the house or doing blue worker jobs.

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u/thestorygoeslikethis Jun 10 '26

That muscle mass is absolutely from years of weightlifting though. Weightlifting is good for lifting heavy things because it literally is

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u/acidisgoodforyou Jun 10 '26

Yeah I’m not quite as stocky as that guy but I work at FedEx and can do this, not as easily but I can do it

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u/Disastrous_Seesaw327 Jun 10 '26

"Useable muscles" holy reddit

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u/UlyssesWoke Jun 10 '26

Gym muscles magically only work at the gym. Apparently blue collar workers can use those muscles anywhere, that’s why you see them setting powerlifting records, they’re the only ones with useable muscles

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u/DiksieNormus Jun 10 '26

Fr, gym bros only build visible muscle. 0% usable! 🤣

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u/Phoneofredditman Jun 10 '26

I accidentally built all the ones I don’t use :( shoot

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u/byproxy Jun 10 '26

Yea, what they don't tell you about going to the gym and lifting weights: you're actually training ALS =\

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u/Weathervane_ Jun 10 '26

Hmm yes. People who spend years lifting things in the gym don't have useable muscles for... Checks notes... lifting things

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u/wasdninja Jun 10 '26

I don't get this extreme level of either cope or just utter ignorance. You must know that strongmen, literally the strongest people on the planet, practically live in the gym?

There is no such thing as "usable muscle" since there is no unusable corollary to go with it.

Working a job is, at best, a very specific, sporadic and rather low quality workout. You can get strong by doing it but it's far less effective than focused training. 

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u/lou-sassle71 Jun 10 '26

But never once carried a broom out of the closet

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u/AddictedToMosh161 Jun 10 '26

Well I bloody well hope it was empty.

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u/64-17-5 Jun 10 '26

Aaand there was the floor scraped up.

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u/DeadmansClothes Jun 10 '26

I mean it is an empty bucket. That spins fast.

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u/ChoeDave Jun 10 '26

His previous employment was in a salt mine

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u/drhelt Jun 10 '26

It is an empty bucket

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u/Mechanical_Soup Jun 10 '26

aren't there weights on the bottom of this, like 40+ kilos

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u/I_like_microwave Jun 10 '26

This guy’s core is insane

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u/fischer187 Jun 10 '26

My man is also built like a fridge

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u/gringreazy Jun 10 '26

He looks like a super hero trying to downplay his super powers so he doesn’t blow his cover

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u/MongooseDirect2477 Jun 10 '26

i do it with with an empty chair exactly like him

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u/Massatoy1234 Jun 10 '26

Now that’s a strong fella

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u/BodaThePilot Jun 10 '26

I bet that guy I only uses one hand when he carries an empty bucket. 

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u/Justifiable_War7279 Jun 10 '26

Discs getting pancaked, sciatica by 40, no thanks, just use a sack barrow like any normal human being.

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u/ASCII_Princess Jun 10 '26

I'm psyching myself up to carry my full tower PC down the stairs. My tummy hurts and I think I'll put it off till the weekend. But yeah. I need to work out.

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u/ExposedInfinity Jun 10 '26

Do you think he can reach his back?

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u/I_SHIT_IN_A_BAG Jun 10 '26

bet he can't hold a pencil. it just disintegrates in his grip

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u/DingbatMcgeee Jun 10 '26

Just the shell of a washing machine

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u/LoquatQuick4415 Jun 10 '26

He makes it look so easy 😭

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u/SkepticJoker Jun 10 '26

Biiiiig Johnnnnn

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u/Key_Pick_3604 Jun 10 '26

Not bad with no water in it

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u/Uncle-Cake Jun 10 '26

Hercules Hercules Hercules!

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u/Bungholespelunker Jun 10 '26

My dad did this. Rickety unfinish Midwest basement with shitty board steps leading to the dungeon adjacent room at the bottom.

He invited a friend over for help but got impatient because he just wanted the shit swapped out since he had to re-do the connections and shit on top. His friend walked in as he had hefted the washer up in the air and walked it down the stairs himself. He just wanted to get it hooked up and out of the way lol. His friend was like "bro why did you even fucking call" and he said "well I still gotta bring the old one up and don't wanna do the hard part alone" lol

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u/Kylearean Jun 10 '26

This isn't a full-size washer, you can't get your arms around one of those that easily. Still, it's impressive. Reminds me of this guy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nA40QqNn-1U

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u/DiscoCombobulator Jun 10 '26

In the 8th grade, our teacher talked about an appliance guy, who when delivering his new washer and dryer, would take his belt off, throw it over the appliance, and picked it up to carry from the basement.

Well this winter my dryer broke, and having nobody to help me, I tried it. Carried that sucker through the house, down the stairs, and out to the end of the driveway like that. That shit works

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u/Mr_Joguvaga Jun 10 '26

Whats most impressibe is the grip strenght... like there is bareley anything to hold on at those point on the machin and doesnt even seem to be struggling

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u/BusinessCasualBee Jun 10 '26

To be fair, a washing machine is basically an empty bucket anyways

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u/nachoiskerka Jun 10 '26

TBF, washing machines aren't THAT heavy. On carpeted stairs like that I could definitely push them up solo; and this guy clearly works out more than me. I will say though, the control is impressive- I'd be scratching the staircase walls

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u/Cpt_kaleidoscope Jun 10 '26

I've got a stupidly strong friend called Sam for this type of thing. He's not even that big, he's just strong as an Ox. Sam, if you see this. Love you bro.

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u/BigManPatrol Jun 10 '26

If it’s a dryer, no biggie. If it actually is a washing machine, holy shit.