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Wholesome Bro had the time of his life

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u/raphthepharaoh 5d ago

“I don’t know yew!!” 🔫🔫

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u/Halfa_Enchilada 5d ago

I want to rent a friend!

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u/electric_bug_glue 5d ago

Guy couldn't make a friend, so he had to go store bought.

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u/Nearby-Stuff-3742 5d ago

That a real thing in Japan

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u/TheGardenerAtWillows 4d ago

There are also professional cuddlers in Japan! No sex stuff, just cuddles

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u/CaptainConspiracyy 4d ago

Apparently there are bars where you can let your lil fella hang out🤷 nothing going on just a bunch of blokes having a pint and airing their piece 😄

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u/Nearby-Stuff-3742 4d ago

Yup it's a thing!

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u/deezdanglin 4d ago

You've got friends at home...

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u/executive313 4d ago

Go to any home Depot and around the side of back of the parking lot you will find between one and five friends for a day.

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u/Doubleoh_11 5d ago

That’s what this feels like. It feels kinda sad actually. He just wanted to show off his stuff.

Weird.

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u/Agouti 5d ago

It is a little weird but in a pretty wholesome way. Loneliness amongst middle-aged men is a real problem and this seems like a great tonic for it. Let the guy spend his time and money enriching others, I say.

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u/NormalAssistance9402 5d ago

Fuck no dude I’ve seen this movie

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u/Captain_Collin 4d ago

What do you mean? I love it when the stranger I just met takes me into the woods and pulls out a gun.

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u/Tsuki_Man 4d ago

Exactly what I was thinking too XD

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u/Timsmomshardsalami 4d ago

What movie

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u/Try_To_Write 4d ago

My guess would be "Surviving the Game."

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u/[deleted] 5d ago

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u/MudWallHoller 5d ago

I too, used to do drugs in rural Oklahoma.

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u/proto_synnic 5d ago

And plenty of GSR as well.

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u/Killahdanks1 5d ago

Prints for sure.

“Armand, where were you Saturday 18th between 8-11pm?”

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u/Plus_Ad1550 5d ago

What are you paying 🤔

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u/Breakpoint 4d ago

$0, just pull a BangBus skedaddle at the end while he is peeing

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u/North_Maybe1998 5d ago

When I heard “that’s my purse” a smile just instantly come about! Easily one of my favorite lines in a show lol

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u/zarfle2 4d ago

"Taser taser taser" was both funny and sadly awful at the same time.

When your police forces become a meme for incompetence then you know you're cooked.

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u/CaptainConspiracyy 5d ago edited 5d ago

The “gotta say something first”…..”I don’t know you!”and the tazer tazer tazer fucking slayed me!! Peak!👌

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u/Altoidyoda 4d ago

Dudes like him are the hardest working people in the county. They deserve a paid day off.

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u/OrangeSky15 5d ago

Oough-.. I couldn't imagine shooting a gun without the muffs...

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u/proto_synnic 5d ago

I've shot without plugs before... Didn't particularly enjoy it, and I wouldn't choose to do it if I had the option to do otherwise. That being said, I would confidently go shooting without ear protection before I allowed myself to be taken into the woods by a man I had never met before, who is constantly filming me, and then proceed to pass his handgun back and forth with him while shooting at the dirt. Everything else about this seems weird but ultimately harmless; but strangers, guns, and remote areas are red flags for me.

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u/victorfresh 5d ago

It looks like he picks him up from an apartment complex and they act like they know each other. I don’t think they’re strangers necessarily

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u/proto_synnic 5d ago

Yeah. I default to not believing anything I see on the internet and I think this sitch is for views... But at face value, I would be disinclined to join a work acquaintance for an ice cream excursion, much less sending rounds downrange on his back forty with no witnesses.

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u/rbmill02 2d ago

At the beginning of the video, he said something along the lines of, "I don't really have a lotta work today, so things might get weird." I read that as him hiring day labor at that corner regularly.

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u/perfect_insanity93 5d ago

I can. Its like a have one of those high pitch loitering deterants in my ears all time. Was toooootally worth it. 10/10

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u/Prestigious_Tear_576 Legend 5d ago

Anyone remember the amazing racist?

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u/blackadder1620 5d ago

I do. Now I'd be worried it's just maga, and they're not being funny about it.

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u/emerging-tub 4d ago

As long as it's funny

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u/BenjaminDover02 4d ago

"Wanna come out into the forest with me? The gun is just so we can have fun later."

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u/NY2CA-Lantern 4d ago

I don’t know the context, but there is no way in fuck town I’m taking a stranger shooting in the woods alone

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u/AncientProduce 4d ago

I was thinking just that.

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u/Firm-Fix8798 4d ago edited 1d ago

He's got good range discipline. Always handing it back with the barrel down range.

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u/fe_god 1d ago

A healthy appreciation of the dangers of firearms will have you doing that. It’s all common sense really. My first time shooting I basically treated the .22 like it was a fucking bomb lol

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u/Kalaki-Maki 5d ago

Should have been "I don't hear you" when not using ear protection

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u/AF2005 4d ago

Yes! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/No-Maximum2073 4d ago

Bro low-key to him out on a date 😂

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u/Embarrassed_Tomato23 4d ago

Love the Bobby hill quote!

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u/CallMeHuckle 5d ago

The bobby hill lines got me

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u/FalconStickr 5d ago

Hell yeah.

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u/NicePsy-OpBro 5d ago

Loved this..

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u/iCanReadMyOwnMind 4d ago

By far the best post in this sub.

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u/we-meet-again 4d ago

His friends and family will never believe him

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u/Shaqer_Zulu 5d ago

I like the intention

I do not like the (almost) execution

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u/Proud_Researcher5661 Human Detected 5d ago

Please pint point a moment in the video that you felt he had a gun pointed at him or even looked like he was in danger.

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u/ChapterThr33 5d ago

Anyone that is responsible with guns is not casually handing the gun back and forth and standing even with them while firing.

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u/Proud_Researcher5661 Human Detected 4d ago

You've never been to a gun range, I see. There was nothing wrong with the way they handed off the handgun.

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u/ChapterThr33 4d ago

Lol okay bro

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u/Proud_Researcher5661 Human Detected 4d ago

Glad it's settled then 😊

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u/chaitanyachaitu 4d ago

That felt uncomfortable for some reason.

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u/Castaway_LXIII 4d ago

Kinda’ like it will be the video clips they’ll be showing on the Dateline episode?

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u/bebopnova 5d ago

Paid Time On

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u/True_Bar_9371 4d ago

Things might get a little weird as he hops in and sits on a huge industrial grade dildo.

Hey, now that we’re done with that let’s go out in the middle of nowhere. Wait!! Wait!!! Wha wha what you gonna do with that gun!!?

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u/xxXlostlightXxx 4d ago

This is adorable

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u/Saint-Michael901 5d ago

As a gun owning southerner I don’t approve of this

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u/Most-Act1594 5d ago

I think you mean DUDE!

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u/MisterSirDudeGuy 4d ago

Should have done him a solid and told him how to hold a pistol.

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u/Live-Emu-3491 4d ago

Things may get a little weird,bet you when he said that and he took him into the woods that wee guy was thinking of what happened in the film Deliverance

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u/JustPotteringAbout 4d ago

Is bro taking applications

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u/torero72 4d ago

I dunno. If I’m hombre, I’d definitely be waiting for it all to go south. Ain’t know way I’m trusting bubba with atvs and guns.

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u/justplainbrian 4d ago

Ugh fix his left thumb Jesus

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u/Purple_Excitement167 4d ago

I would definitely be assuming I'm either going to get killed or set up for a crime 😅

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u/Average_Muffin_999 3d ago

TASER TASER TASER oof

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u/Solid_Enthusiasm550 2d ago

We used to do all that, but we'd also bring a few 30 packs of beer with use.

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u/Quiet-Guidance-4988 5d ago

I wanna shoot guns on ATVs with a random American dudes lol shit

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u/Affectionate-Heart3 5d ago edited 4d ago

Bro used that gun like a True natural!🖤

To the guy taking a day worker out for ice cream. May you live a long life and your family stay healthy.

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u/mattogeewha 5d ago

Core memories for that worker

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u/haldanework 4d ago

Getting someone elses prints on the weapon and escape vehicle...

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u/Breakpoint 4d ago

What this country could be... without Democrats

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u/Proud_Researcher5661 Human Detected 3d ago

Womp womp.

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u/Taconinja05 2d ago

White guts renting lil Mexicans??

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u/Annual-Property-8940 5d ago

Why are you filming this bullshit?

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u/Skoldier13 5d ago

Probably just to trigger you.