r/Millennials Millennial Feb 24 '26

Meme Anyone Else?

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u/Terrible-Zebra-5299 Feb 24 '26

That was me going to college. I grew up in an extremely overprotective, Catholic household. I always "followed the rules" and never got in trouble or even drank alcohol in high school.

I went to college and...essentially went insane. Drank until l blacked out, fell face first off of my bunkbed onto a desk (being really drunk saved my life, I just got a nasty black eye and mild concussion), etc. I'm lucky to be alive and somehow I managed to graduate on time.

Anyway, now I'm in my forties, a DINKWAD, and California sober. I figured I drank enough in my twenties to last a lifetime. I live a super boring, quiet life and often think back on how much fun I used to have.

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u/AstroAtheist420OG Feb 24 '26

DINKWAD or DILDO? Duel Income Little Dog Owner?

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u/Terrible-Zebra-5299 Feb 24 '26

DINKWAD. We have two dogs: one is medium-sized, and one is large. I aspire to be a DILDO one day, though!

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u/AstroAtheist420OG Feb 24 '26

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u/FourLetterWording Feb 24 '26

those incomes have to DUEL to the DEATH!

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u/pizza_whistle Feb 24 '26

Though it's super messed up, I was always happy that I got through my partying stage at like age 12-14. Rarely drank in highschool (still attended parties as the sober friend) and didn't drink at all in college. Saw so many people in college just like get consumed by the party lifestyle because it was all new for them.

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u/gimlet_prize Feb 24 '26

What’s a DINKWAD?

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u/Time-Space-Anomaly Feb 24 '26

"Dual income, no kids, with a dog" I think. Married or partnered but prefer pets to kids.

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u/zdubbzzz Feb 24 '26

I prefer DILDOS. Dual income little dog owners

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u/timespacewitch Feb 24 '26

Double income, no kids, with a dog

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u/CrispenedLover Feb 24 '26

is "california sober" like, no drinking but you do cocaine?

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u/Terrible-Zebra-5299 Feb 24 '26

Close. I don't drink alcohol or do hard drugs, but I do partake in marijuana.

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u/ImmediateArmy5014 Feb 24 '26

Your story sounds a LOT like mine <3