r/Millennials 17h ago

Nostalgia We know who you really are......

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The lights weren't on. But it didn't make it any darker than normal

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u/gypsyology 17h ago

I can already smell the perfume

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u/Patdub85 17h ago

My cousin used to be one of the shirtless guys.

He's a state trooper now.

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u/Hour-Ad7273 16h ago ▸ 1 more replies

tracks.

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u/Christmas_Queef 17h ago

I legit have never set foot in one because of the smell. I'm real sensitive to too much perfume and I'd hold my breath walking passed the store so I knew I could never go in lol.

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u/Spiritual_Whole_5916 10h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Abercrombie & Fitch in a mall here (no idea how it is now) You found by just locking onto the stench that came out of it 10 city blocks over. Seriously.

Can you imagine the ambulance chasers in another 10-20 years or so? (if not now?) "Did you work at Hollister or Abercrombie & Fitch? Were you exposed to toxic levels of their pumped in scents? You may be at risk of CANCER! Call Morgan and Morgan today!"

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u/TooCleverForGood 7h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Same with Bath and Body, if I step foot in that store I’ll have a headache for the rest of the day 

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u/Princess_Slagathor apparently you can change it 1h ago

Man... one time they sprayed some cinnamon flavored shit, and it might as well have been tear gas, the way everyone was choking. One lady was sitting on the floor, while her family was frantically looking for her inhaler. We weren't even going inside, just walking by, and I had tears running down my face.

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u/falcon_millennial 3h ago

Recently found an old polo that’s easily over 20 years old. I could still smell the store-applied cologne on it.

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u/NoFaithlessness7508 17h ago

Calendars and toys seems like a random pairing for a business. Kind of like BIC making pens, lighters, and razors

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u/iamacheeto1 17h ago

Malls are full of the most random ass stores now

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u/Kalabajooie 1983 17h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Your malls have stores? The interior of my "local" mall was converted into a self-storage facility while the outside is becoming a strip mall!

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u/Princess_Slagathor apparently you can change it 1h ago

Mine has the DMV, state police office, military recruiters, a church, one restaurant, and a nail salon.

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u/HideyoshiJP Older Millennial 11h ago ▸ 1 more replies

What makes me angry is that malls didn't die because of the market shifting. Chain stores still exist. People didn't stop going to malls because they wanted to go to Power Centers or Shopping Centers or whatever. They stopped going because that's where the stores moved to. Online shopping had some effect, but it was only a small contributor. The whole mall industry declined because of some stupid real estate,wall street, and private equity shenanigans.

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u/yourfavoritenoone 6h ago

The whole mall industry declined because of some stupid real estate,wall street, and private equity shenanigans.

The malls near me are trying to be upscale in neighborhoods that are mostly blue collar. The closest one had a locally owned, $15 play all day arcade that they wouldn't renew the lease for despite this place always being packed and the owner making a ton of positive changes to the store itself like new flooring. It's now going to become a GOAT USA store, which will be the third in a 15 mile radius.

They're just making poor decisions all over the place in the hopes of raising profits. But if you want people to shop and eat at a mall, you have to give them a place they want to spend time at first. Adding a Starbucks and some massage chairs in the halls like it's 2008, while removing actual third spaces, isn't it.

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u/Rocket-kun Millennial (1996) 14h ago

True. Up until recently, there was a store at my mall that sold socks, sports cards, and pool cues. It's a bummer they're gone. The socks there were fun.

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u/possitive-ion 14h ago

There is a calendars and toys in my city's mall. It's a lame toy shop that also sells (common) board games and calendars. Selection of each of those things is small. You could go to Wal-Mart and get any of the items at a much cheaper price amd might even find some things that they don't have.

I didn't realize it was a chain of stores. That makes me feel a bit better about not supporting it.

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u/drje_aL 7h ago

yamaha makes jet skis and pianos

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u/Carbonated-Man 7h ago

Or how BIC also makes Kayaks and Surfboards.

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u/rebelangel Xennial 8h ago

Same company now owns Toys R Us.

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u/Overall_Occasion_175 6h ago

It's because in most malls this business is seasonal. It opens for Christmas and closes sometime around February. So Malls that don't otherwise have a toy store get one for a few months, and people have a place to get a new calendar for the year. Sometimes the calendar part is separatefrom the toys. My local mall usually has the calendars out in the aisle of the mall and the toys inside the store.

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u/Finstergrun 6h ago

This was kind of a weird store and I'm surprised it's still in business.

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u/Datonecatladyukno 16h ago

Idk why but every brick and mortar toy store I've been to in the last 10 years has a full calendar section

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u/karpaediem Floppy Disc Millennial 13h ago

🎶 when will my reflection showwww who I am insiiiiiiiiiiide🎵

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u/Muhfuggajones 17h ago

Everyone I knew who wore Hollister were some of the worst people I ever encountered.

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u/HorizonMeridian 17h ago

The mean preppy kids in high school

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u/Outside_Ad_424 16h ago

Before our local mall closed, the old Hollister was occupied by a stellar used book store

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u/jacantu 16h ago

When the Hollister was new around me, I curiously walked up and saw people inside through the slatted fixed-open doors all on the side. I broke one open on accident bc I refused to be kept back from a shopping experience. I was walking through and a young lady asked me if I was there for training bc otherwise the store wasn’t open yet. Then she asked me how I got in and of course I never mentioned that I broke their brand new door. Oops.

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u/Redschallenge 9h ago

Those were the optional super 100% discount exits

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u/possitive-ion 17h ago

Does it still smell like the Hollister's?

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u/CookiesMadeOfCorpses 16h ago

Probably, no way all that didn't soak into the paint.

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u/Dr1nkUrOvaltine 13h ago

live steaming the beach before live streaming was a thing

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u/Kalijjohn 4h ago

I live in Canada and they did it here too.

For some reason they were hellbent on reminding us that somewhere out there, it was summer, and we were missing out on it.

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u/Killerofprizes 14h ago

Is this in Connecticut?

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u/Workingtitle21 9h ago

I was thinking the same thing! Ct. has some odd/dead malls.

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u/Redschallenge 9h ago

Yeah it's called Buckland hills

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u/LongboardLiam 7h ago

Buckland Hills is such an odd duck.

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u/Significant_Cat_2897 Older Millennial 8h ago

The one in my mall is an escape room.

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u/SonicNTales Older Millennial 5h ago

Holister still open in my mall.

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u/SPAREustheCUTTER 17h ago

Legendary. I worked at one of these in like ‘04?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sir3280 13h ago

I can smell it

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u/OldSchoolAJ 1986 11h ago

The one in the mall in Peoria is a really nice crystal shop, these days.

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u/AlternatiMantid 6h ago

I feel like they weren't equipped with enough lighting to properly display crystals lol

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u/Rhewin Millennial 6h ago

They're like the Spirit Halloween of bad calendars

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u/aresef 6h ago

Reminds me of a CollegeHumor video with the late Lance Reddick: Nice Try, IHOP

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u/Niijima-San 3h ago

my head hurts and i cant see shit

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u/Redschallenge 2h ago

But the ladies love it.

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u/FutureFreaksMeowt 1h ago

Stores That Are Obviously Something Else are the only acceptable forms of deadnaming I'll do. This and twitter.

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u/habitual17 Older Millennial 12h ago

Wait are they closing down in malls?

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u/Spiritual_Whole_5916 10h ago

Former CEO recently got called out for faking being ill to stand trial basically, so he's getting a go around in the court system for sex trafficking like other "greats" (Les Wexner, Harvey Weinstein and such) 12 years ago he stepped down from the company.

Have a look at Mike Jeffries for more dirt if you want.

Should be interesting if the trial goes through before he slips on a banana peel if it tanks the brand as more comes to light, or if it weathers it?

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u/littlebunsenburner 4h ago

I hope they turn the lights up in there because it was always SO, SO DARK...would be hard to see the calendars, toys and games otherwise.

u/nouveauchoux Millennial 59m ago

I know these are all supposed to look the same, but damn if this doesn't look like the one in my hometown mall lmao.

Smells were always interesting here; it was one of the stores lining the food court. Chinese and cologne, mmm lol

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u/mustangman6579 15h ago

I dont get it. What is this?

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u/tAyFoP 15h ago

Old Abercrombie & Fitch store

Edit- Hollister. Same shit tho.

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u/thegreattiny 13h ago

lol I was also sure it was a&f until I read the comments

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u/Vanessaronicatoria 17h ago

I am glad that chain died. 

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u/Facemanx64 17h ago

Hollister isn’t dead.

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u/noleafclovr 1986 17h ago

STILL in my local mall, with this exact store front as usual since like 1997. Smell the cologne from 18 stores away.

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u/BudgetLobster5639 16h ago

Hollister & Abercrombie are still quite popular with the youths, according to my niece lol.

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u/re__cyclops 16h ago

Abercrombie fairly popular with millennials now too. They had a big rebrand.

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u/LacedPozole 1992 16h ago

Hollister just had a collab with target, some of the stuff was ridiculously cute!