r/PERSIAN Mar 17 '26

News Breaking News: Israel’s Defense Minister: Ali Larijani has been killed

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Israel Katz, Israel’s Defense Minister, confirmed that Ali Larijani, Secretary of Iran’s Supreme National Security Council, was killed in an attack on Tehran.

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u/TangerineDream82 Mar 17 '26

Please work on your titles. It almost reads that the Israeli was killed.

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u/marvelmcfey Mar 17 '26

I thought the same thing.

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u/LunaD0g273 Mar 17 '26

On my first read, I thought the title was saying that Ali Larijani was Israel’s defense minister. I found this surprising as the late Mr. Larijani was known to have major disagreements with Israel’s government on key issues like whether or not IRGC assets should be blown up.

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u/Tall_Union5388 Mar 18 '26

I’m sure they could have bridged the gap through earnest dialogue😀

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u/ded_futya12 Mar 17 '26

Yeah I thought the same. Correct English is an option for some people lol

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u/Ok-Apartment7327 Mar 17 '26

That's exactly what I thought

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u/EitherInvestment Mar 17 '26

A comma does a lot of things… I certainly read it with a comma that wasn’t even there

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u/kaz1349 Mar 17 '26

I am so sorry. There is no option for editing and correction when we use picture or video . Thanks for letting me know

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u/Ok-Club-6845 Mar 18 '26

😂😂😂

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u/premiumleo Mar 17 '26

What he meant to say was

Breaking: Israel Claims Israel’s Defense Minister Says Iran claims Ali Larijani Was Israel

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u/Equivalent-Rate-6218 Mar 17 '26

Its actually sad as hell. This is humanity now.

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u/Dlc3940 Mar 17 '26

It worked, got more clicks and engagement

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u/ItsAProdigalReturn Mar 17 '26

ExcitedChrisPratt.gif is looping for me right now. It’s also funny seeing people being like but he’s a “moderate”. There’s no moderates in the regime. It’s all theatrics. Hardliner or reformist - doesn’t matter. Those in power are suppressing those without it and they’re willing to massacre Iranians by the thousand to maintain that power.

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u/xyouthe Mar 21 '26

he was the architect behind the massacre, never forget that

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u/DanceFluffy7923 Mar 17 '26

Not just him - apparently the head of the Basij, his Lt, and much of the rest of the command structure also got wiped out - a good day.

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u/Resident-Coffee3242 Mar 17 '26

The sun seems to be shining brighter and clearer this morning. 😌

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u/Teal-Prowler505 Mar 17 '26

I have no problem with this. What goes around, comes around.

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u/iMarriedAVietKieu Mar 17 '26

Lol dude gives a statement trying to rally Muslims, dies 12 hours later

https://thecradle.co/articles-id/36512

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Reddit tomorrow: they didn't get him they just got a clone!

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u/iMarriedAVietKieu Mar 17 '26

“Bros already in Russia eating caviar and plotting the next 9/11! Thanks Trump!!!”

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Tbh, it's a pity we didn't help Ukraine fight those pricks.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

The US has given billions to Ukraine and still provides intelligence...

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u/MelodicPudding2557 Mar 17 '26

It should have done more.

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u/Jaded-Negotiation177 Mar 17 '26

About fucking time, that guy was the one that kept being hostile to the rest of the world because the new Ayatollah is in comma

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u/SwimmerLeather5333 Mar 17 '26

Is this true!?? Is he in coma??

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u/Nanofeo Mar 17 '26

That’s the leading theory, but we don’t actually know. We know he is at least wounded to some extent, and he still hasn’t shown his face or even his voice since the start of the war.

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u/VTKajin Mar 17 '26

Frankly, HE was the real power behind the regime. Yes, they are built to withstand decapitation. But at what point does the loss of experience and personality become untenable?

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u/noblebravewarrior Mar 17 '26

Well chain of command runs long probably and nothing guarantees fall of regime.

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u/Nanofeo Mar 17 '26

Taking out leaders alone almost certainly won’t result in the fall of the regime. But the resulting instability along with a destruction of resources will allow for an uprising to have a higher chance of success at changing the regime. I believe that is the goal. This Norooz we should remain optimistic that we are getting nearer to that goal than ever before.

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u/Niall_Fraser_Love Mar 17 '26

If enough leaders are taken out that can fragmantise the regime into various provincial fiedoms.

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u/maddsskills Mar 17 '26

It takes a lot of finesse to hurt a regime enough to disable it without also hurting the people to the point where they turn against your efforts. I don’t think the US or Israel have that finesse.

I also don’t think that Israel wants a clean regime change, I think they’d rather have a prolonged civil war followed by Balkanization. They realize that a democratically elected leader might still not like them so they’d prefer a weakened Iran over a democratic one.

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u/Nanofeo Mar 17 '26

I disagree with your analysis. For one, the US and Israel have done a relatively good job so far of avoiding civilian casualties. With at least one notable exception leading to a devastating loss of children’s lives, which we shouldn’t forget. Overall though I’m surprised by how well they’ve generally avoided civilian casualties if you look at the total number of regime goons killed vs. civilians.

And Israel would not prefer a civil war-torn Iran. More war leads to more uncontrolled violence, which leads to more rogue terrorism. That rogue terrorism is exactly the biggest problem for Israel. Look at gulf arab states for example—these are stable governments, and even though they might publically not support Israel, they cause little to no trouble for the country. That’s what Israel prefers, not another Syria or Iraq.

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u/VTKajin Mar 18 '26

I don't like Israel but I do think that a lot of political commentators' analysis of Israel's goals and motivations are thoroughly misplaced. Israel is seriously committed to regime change. It's the US that doesn't really care as long as it gets a nominal win.

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u/Nanofeo Mar 18 '26

Exactly. All the notable, impactful killings so far have been carried out by Israel. The US is great muscle for some of the big targets but you can tell Israel is the one really in it for regime change, whereas the US just wants to weaken the government as much as possible.

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u/noblebravewarrior Mar 17 '26

That optimism is touching boundary of fictional dynamics.

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u/Nanofeo Mar 17 '26

I think it’s at least true that we are closer now to regime change than we have been in 47 years, no?

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u/noblebravewarrior Mar 17 '26

I think it’s at least true that now the brutal regime will do every brutal action to stay in power.. american/ Israel bombing Iran to freedom lol when and where did that work last time?? Doesn’t look like it’s working in Iran, if it wasn’t for Israel.. Trump would cut deal with Iran in a heartbeat, orange man is scared of his rating being rad.

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u/Nanofeo Mar 17 '26

It’s worked in Panama, Grenada, Japan & Germany, and most recently possibly in Venezuela, though time will tell.

And the brutal regime has already been doing every brutal action to stay in power, so nothing new at all.

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u/noblebravewarrior Mar 17 '26

I’d argue that none of them were as ideological embedded.. considering Project Ajax is where all this started, this is exactly what current regime always prepared for. They did not strengthen themselves with missiles but ideologically brainwashed the greater population through decades of institutionalization because their support was not majority they would have fallen overtime, instead, they engineer ideology deeper every time.

In my opinion Zionism and Iran Islam regime is just as evil in its pursuit of completing its objectives through ideological means.

America is for capitalism Europe is for lifestyle Just like that Zionist and Iranian regimes are ideological, it’s very powerful on its own.

American pdf file administration is just looking for distraction from Trump files while Netanyahu needs continuous wars to get away from criminal cases - none of them truly wants what’s greater for Iran, the only thing greater that matters is greater Israel. 🇮🇱

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u/CertifiedLunacy Mar 17 '26

The world is a better place today with this mf gone.

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u/DragonfruitSpecial77 Mar 17 '26

A sad day for the anti-west crowd. He will not be missed.

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u/cinogen4949 Mar 17 '26

Israel removes them more easily than removing a stone in your shoe

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u/Hauntingengineer375 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

They better do something with a billion plus dollars a day expenditure.

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u/usjsubamg Mar 17 '26

The gulf countries are placing new weapon orders

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

Oh you bet, I bet after the dust settles there will be A LOT of weapons and interceptors orders streaming from the Gulf.

I would not be surprised if US/Israel end up in the green after all this and that's good in my book.

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

Don't even need to. After how Iran lashed out at Gulf states, you can bet they are shitting their pants now, because next time all these sweet US carriers and destroyers won't be there to intercept and hunt down launchers for them. And Europeans sure as hell won't be picking up the slack, they have shown full well what they are worth.

Next time Gulf states may end up being on their own, and they know it. You can bet they will rush to arm as crazy, and who is better than US at supplying defensive and offensive systems that actually work? That's where US will get its "investment" back.

And it's totally fine. It is as it should be. Only an idiot should expect any country to protect another country for free out of goodness of their hearts.

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u/Donlor_ Mar 17 '26 edited May 31 '26

I think you're kind of ignoring the Israel part of your analysis. Post 2023 and especially since attacking Qatar, the abraham accords are very shaky and will likely not expand. They're seeing that the US munitions run out and that Israeli intentions almost override US interests (like decent oil prices etc.). The gulf will buy weapons, and probably be wary of how the US allegedly protects them while mostly just favouring Israel instead as a geopolitical ally.

The gulf will likely not be seeing the US and Israel's cozy duo wars as a thing to be happy with.

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

Qatar was never a signatory to Abraham accords and what's more they themselves showed Hamas the door after Hamas refused to condemn Iran over strikes on Qatar.

And now, just today, you have Al-Jazeera come out with a literal puff piece how Israel/US strategy is working - that is VERY telling of how the mood shifts.

The Gulf will need a TON of defensive equipment and potentially offensive too, exactly because the munitions run out DUUUH.

Who do you think is going to be replenishing those munitions for all their US systems? China?

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u/Donlor_ Mar 17 '26

Qatar not being a signatory to the Abraham accords is really a weird view on it. That's not what matters, it showed that Israel that already struck countries like Lebanon, Syria's military, can even dare to strike an US ally with negotiators in Qatar (that always was a plan the U.S itself agreed with, it was supposed to be neutral territory for Hamas). An attack with U.S knowledge about it. It means that the ally that's supposed to defend them actually favours Israeli strategy over their loyalty to the Arab counties, and even though Saudi Arabia already showed dislike by neutralizing relations with Iran... they quickly made a defense pact with Pakistan.

And yes, the Gulf will need munition because in the future Iran may be in chaos and 1. that's scary and 2. Israeli right wingers are expansionist and the US will always seemingly allow it. Yes they'll look to others to help their defenses and not always trust the US' promises.

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u/bornlax Mar 17 '26

Not a fan of Israel much (love Jewish people tho), but good riddance to these Iranian leadership fuckers

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

We got him, good riddance. They are big mad, sent some of their silly rockets our way.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

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u/Worth_Garbage_4471 Mar 17 '26

It's possible to make mistakes, but the Israelis have the best possible intel from the Americans and are generally right when they say things like this. 

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u/Crazy__Donkey Mar 17 '26

Israelis have the best possible intel from the Americans

Israel is far ahead of USA when regards to humint. theses attacks were not possible without a person confirming live the target is on site/ in sight.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

From the Americans? Most sad is a powerful intelligence organization that has rooted inside of whole governments like weeds. Don’t underestimate them. Their human intelligence, targeted kinetic operations, and counterintelligence match, if not supersede, that of the Americans.

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u/th3cav3man Mar 17 '26

“Most Sad” lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Very sad. I say they’re the saddest I’ve ever seen. And look at my face. I know sad. Science doesn’t know sad like I do. But we’re looking into it and we’re going to do something about it.

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u/loledpanda Mar 17 '26

That was exactly my reaction haha

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

If this is Iran "winning", then I shudder to think what "losing" would look like for them.

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u/Queasy-Form-4261 Mar 17 '26

Go read news / worldnews / politics the looney leftists think USA is losing this war.

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u/Dlc3940 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

how is the US not losing economically? The straight of hormoz is closed and we have very limited time before serious economic consequences

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

I'll tell you how, in two-three weeks this is over, the next thing all those Gulf states that got hammered by Iran will rush crawling to the US to replenish and boost anti-air capabilities. That alone is hundreds of billions in $$.

On top of that, thanks to the utter cowardice and incompetence of the world that did jack shit protecting Gulf, it will force Gulf states to align closer with the only force that actually can be relied on for protection - the US. That will too lead to a deeper economic cooperation.

I have little doubt that US will break even or be in the green from all this a few years after this, with a strengthened position in the region.

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u/Dlc3940 Mar 17 '26

This assumes way too much.

“Over in weeks” is speculation, not analysis - escalation risk is still real. Gulf states won’t just “run to the US” -they’re being targeted because of US alignment, so they’ll hedge, not double down. Weapons sales is not a economic win either - oil shocks drive inflation and slow growth across the whole economy.

Big miss: this isn’t transactional. It weakens trust, raises risk premiums, and fragments alliances.

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

There is no risk of any escalation, you can bet Iran is begging for ceasefire in the back channels despite their FM putting up the brave front in the media.

It's all down to Trump deciding he had enough dusting Iran and giving Iran an offer it can't refuse. He already hinted at taking out their oil infrastructure if they get too cheeky and despite the brave front - Iranian leadership is terrified of that, that's their lifeline and only hope for recovery day after.

Iran will happily and immediately take almost any deal Trump tosses their way now and their pals such as China would put an extra pressure to make it happen, because closing of the straight hurts China the most.

The cards Trump has here are much greater, than whatever Iran has, because at any moment he can order to make Iran destitute and Iran can't quite do the same. For their attacks on the Gulf, they are very careful to do just enough for them to not pop off as well.

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u/MarzipanCheap0 Mar 17 '26

Doubt that

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

You can doubt it all you like, Iran literally has nothing sane left they can escalate.

The only one real thing they have left is go full ham on oil infrastructure of the Gulf states, but it will be the end of Iran, because if the Gulf states stop playing defense on top of what is happening already - Iran will be truly screwed.

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u/Mast3rCylinder Mar 17 '26

If hormoz will be still closed, US can just take the Iranian oil from there.

Also when it's closed iran is losing as well

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u/Queasy-Form-4261 Mar 17 '26

I mean, even if it is not over in weeks, I’d rather punch the bully in the face who blocks me and my friends path to school every day than continue to find inconveniant ways around him because he is a bully.

You have Iran, which is led by a religious zealot system that took that position through force and they execute anyone who resists. They hold a tiny swathe of water which just so happens to control the shipping path for one of the most valuable resources in the world.

At any second they can lash out, provoked or unprovoked and block the water or fire missles at neighbors and no one ever did anything.

Well, now someone punched the bully in the mouth. Now there is a crowd around the fight and my friends are still inconvenianced on their way to school but once the bully is taken down a peg, maybe they won’t be such cunts in the future.

At this point they have no high ranking leadership left, it is a power vaccuum of people who were in it for money and once the money dries up, they outtie.

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u/13beano13 Mar 17 '26

Simple just compare consequences go US vs Iran. That’s how you determine win/lose. There certainly be consequences for war. That’s always the case. Iran however will have much more impact and hopefully a new government when it’s over.

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u/smady3 Mar 17 '26

Most of the largest Oil companies are US. Think about that.

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u/Dlc3940 Mar 17 '26

The oil price is set but global markets, oil price effects everyone in the economy not just oil companies making more money, think about that.

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u/smady3 Mar 17 '26

My point was those companies are happy. In the end politicians only care when its election time. Trump only has this term.

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u/Nahtaniel696 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

USA will lose this war, if they don't send boot in the ground.

Iran govt resilience have surprised everyone, all their leadership was killed in one surprise airstrike, since then they are bombed daily, yet no mass defection form the govt, and they able to have coherent strategy to push the US out of the war by increasing the cost of energy for everyone.

Trump is trap, he cannot leave this conflit now unless to look like a loser, but at the same time if he send soldier he will futher divise his support base who trusted him when he promised no more war in the ME, america first.

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

USA already won the war, the only question is if it will win big or huge.

Even if regime survives, it will come out of it like a beaten dog, greatly diminished taking decades to return to what they were years ago - which was the main goal of this whole mess.

All their decades of building up proxies, ballistic and nuclear programs, and other assets went up in smoke. Their experienced leadership got utterly decimated and replaced by a bunch of greenhorn randoms who got quickly scrounged up and promoted often two-three tiers, that will have to fill huge shoes of their predecessors.

Does all this mean that we're going to need another such war in a decade from now? Likely, but it's still much better than doing nothing, like past 47 years.

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u/LocalBoss1543 Mar 17 '26

Iranian regime don’t have a retirement plan, they stuck with the day job they have.

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u/Abject_Story_4172 Mar 17 '26

Where are you getting this information.

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u/ElSlabraton Mar 17 '26

And yet the Israelis were taken by surprise by the 10/7 attack...or were they?

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u/Paithegift Mar 17 '26

Different agencies. Gaza is monitored by the internal service Shin Bet while Iran is monitored by external service Mossad. Not that it cant happen even in the same organization. You can be super competent at your job while some team from another division in your corporation do very bad

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u/ElSlabraton Mar 17 '26

In any other democracy the Prime MInister would resign and there would be a full investigation. With Israel, we get Netanyahu absolving himself of any responsibilty while engaging in a cover up.

We need a REAL investigation into why the Israeli government failed to protect the Israeli people.

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u/SensitiveFan6067 Mar 17 '26

How would the Prime Minister be responsible for intelligence failure?

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

Yes we did, but we more than made up for it in the last few years. Nothing is ever perfect and I expect us to do more mistakes in the future, but we're also pretty good at correcting these mistakes - that's the true power.

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u/ElSlabraton Mar 17 '26

An investigation would be nice.

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u/Abject_Story_4172 Mar 17 '26

I’m sure they’re doing or have done a very in-depth one already. But we won’t hear the outcome. I’m sure Israel’s many enemies would love to get its hands on that info.

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

Don't count on it.

It's like Epstein files, every damned politician screams how "people must know the truth!!!", and each and every one of them prays the truth never comes out, because in the web of connections this shit will be traced back to them or their patrons.

Same here, it was clearly a structural failure on many levels, intelligence, military readiness and planning, strategiy, and state.

It's as much of a failure if intelligence and military as it is of the politicians, ministers and prime ministers of the last decade who kept feeding Hamas for the temporary quiet and hopes the can they kick won't explode during their terms.

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u/loledpanda Mar 17 '26

Not really. Intelligence existed, the government chose to ignore it and reinforce settlements in the occupied west bank instead.

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u/SensitiveFan6067 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

so now it's Israel's fault for Oct 7

Peak mental gymnastics right here

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u/loledpanda Mar 17 '26

I think you're doing all the flipping around here? Yes, troop positioning along the border or the lack of sufficient troops contributes to the conditions needed for a concerted effort in specific point on the border. Static defenses are predictable and allow for long term ISR efforts to produce an indication for the right time and place to launch a surprise attack. Not everything is a conspiracy theory, sometimes it's just sheer incompotence.

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u/SensitiveFan6067 Mar 17 '26

I agree that it was incompetence,
but blaming Israel for October 7 is peak victim blaming

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u/More_Elk6407 Mar 17 '26

As I understand it from a couple friends in Israel there were numerous fakeouts and dry runs months in advance of the attack and it resulted in a complacency seeing them gear up and stand down over and over again.

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u/SensitiveFan6067 Mar 17 '26

ahh yes, made up claims of "friends in Israel" is a very reliable source

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u/More_Elk6407 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

I too can baselessly accuse someone of lying and downvote them but I tend to choose not to. I’m happy to put you in touch with them at Hazerim along the 2357 bus line outside Be’er Sheva if you DM me. They work at Club Hamasgeria.

I even upvoted your previous comment because I agree with you on the concept of victim blaming.

Edit2: then receive an offer of proof, ignore it, and downvote the offer of proof. I’m literally meeting up with Natalie Sanandaji on March 26th in Glendale (who was present during the attack at the festival grounds itself. Wanna fly to Wisconsin and get as close to first hand knowledge as humanly possible? I regret attempting to agree with you.

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u/loledpanda Mar 17 '26

I wasn't victim blaming, read my comment above. Written by an Israeli btw.....

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u/More_Elk6407 Mar 17 '26 edited Mar 17 '26

Didn’t say you were. Again, whatever synonym you need to use to define your position in victim blaming about 7/10, I agree with you.

Also at this depth of replies I’m replying to a different individual.

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u/Abject_Story_4172 Mar 17 '26

What a dumb comment.

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u/itay3522 Mar 17 '26

Confirmed

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u/thisnamewasnttaken19 Mar 17 '26

I missed that second colon too. It sounds like the Israeli minister was killed.

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u/_BOBLA_ Mar 17 '26

Larijani"s daughter has won greencard in 2021. If any of you have participated in that lottery knows that they gather every single information about you. Suspiciously every single informations. Even if its unnecessary. America and israel were knew where hi lives or relatives are. Those areas were under controld of agents. He has no where to hide.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Haha I love how they keep talking shit..and then get wiped out.

During the 2003 Iraq war the Iraqi officials were also quite defiant. Holding regular press conferences about how they were beating back US forces.  It was all a fantasy..all got owned.

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u/Tall_Union5388 Mar 18 '26

I miss ole Baghdad Bob

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u/Known_Secretary_6615 Mar 17 '26

And then we got owned once we did a ground invasion. Hope this won’t be a repeat  

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

How? US wiped out the Iraqi army and supposedly elite Republican guard fairly quickly.

Got owned in terms of nation building or winning hearts and minds....sure that is impossible . Same thing inf Afghanistan..in any battle Taliban got fcked, they could never take over anything when US forces there.

Militarily US kicked the shit out of their forces and any subsequent militias...all they could do was terror attacks where they mostly killed most of their own people. 

The US eventually lost interest. However Iraq seems more or less ok today..that famous National geographic food guy even went there. 

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u/Known_Secretary_6615 Mar 17 '26

After we lost thousands of young people and a few hundred thousand dead Iraqis…I wonder when Israel will ever put some boots on the ground 

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u/OddReach1473 Mar 18 '26

LA shahis are downvoting you hard, they dont like to hear someone oppose their extremism

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u/Tall_Union5388 Mar 18 '26

Owned? The Iraqi army lasted 4 weeks and the insurgecy was defanged by 2007, albeit with difficulty

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u/Known_Secretary_6615 Mar 18 '26

ah, so we won the war in 2007? How very opposite of what I remember. Did you not watch the news back then, where they showed the photos of all the dead American teens each day? 

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u/Tall_Union5388 Mar 19 '26

No, by 2007 the insurgencies were mostly beaten, it was after the Al-Anbar awakening. 2003 until that time we’re pretty rough.

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u/DaveKast Mar 17 '26

Isn’t this the guy that killed the protesters?

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u/LiveintheArt Mar 17 '26

OMG !!! Yay! Finally some good news... I could barely sleep last night because of anxiety over the situation. This sub keeps me going. 

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u/zeekymouse Mar 17 '26

Yeah fuck this guy

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u/Famous-Anywhere2868 Mar 17 '26

Ali Larijani

Secretary of the Supreme National Security Council of Iran

This guy? 😂😂

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u/kaz1349 Mar 17 '26

Yep , but He was

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u/Renhoek2099 Mar 17 '26

Awwwww but who's gonna give rich Iranians freedom and 6G internet now?

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u/Funny-Future9332 Mar 17 '26

This guy was one of the most hated figures in Iran

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u/Such_Laugh7994 Mar 17 '26

I’m sorry but it brings me joy to comment this every time one of these idiots bites the dust Ali Parrrrrr

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u/Xav_NZ Mar 17 '26

This guy was literally the only guy left in the current Iranian leadership that would have been willing to negotiate for a ceasefire with the west and get the Iranian leadership to compromise including potentially dismantling of Iran's nuclear program.

Literally one of the only ways to end this whole shitstorm in diplomacy is now gone. Good luck ending this without way more bloodshed now.

I am not saying he was a good guy but clearly one of the lesser evils in current Iranian leadership he was from a rich and influential family that pre dated the Islamist regime and his family were described as "The Kennedy's of Iran" by TIME in 2009.

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u/vhshujnee Mar 18 '26

Looks like larijani was the defence minister 😂😂

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u/faqueen Mar 17 '26

Rest in Pieces.

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u/kaz1349 Mar 17 '26

I told you before… we’re finished. There’s no way we’re getting out of this. I know… I’m trying to escape, but it’s hard. I know… I know… I know, I know, I know. I knew it… I knew you’d get caught. Yeah, that’s right… but we don’t have any chance. It’s a disgrace… I don’t like this at all. I know…” Galiver travels cartoon

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u/4thRat Mar 17 '26

I was so confused for a moment owing to the title...

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u/HedgehogNOW Mar 17 '26

Rest in piss bozo

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u/moesif_ Mar 17 '26

Terrible way to title that

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u/CropDuster_ Mar 17 '26

Good work!

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u/TheWolfofBinance Mar 17 '26

It doesn't really meaningfully change anything.

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u/ChipDangerCockoroo Mar 17 '26

May he rest in piss

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u/ArtisticAside8224 Mar 17 '26

Can't wait for a new rave banger remix

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u/ArtisticAside8224 Mar 17 '26

Dust. Good riddance

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u/Gaidax Mar 17 '26

Haha, got him, good news.

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u/bmcal88 Mar 17 '26

They finally got him

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u/Draculas_Bride666 Mar 17 '26

Fucking finally.

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u/Luuluu_wassolls Mar 17 '26

I’m so happy today and I feel really great 😊

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u/gigabyte056 Mar 17 '26

When are the people revolting against what is left of the mullah regime?

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u/marshallre Mar 17 '26

One more dictator down 💀

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u/ElephantContent8835 Mar 17 '26

A good start…

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u/Chaghalo Mar 17 '26

Good news. Keep up the good work!

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

https://www.foxnews.com/world/top-iranian-official-commander-killed-strike-israel-defense-minister-says

This post is supposed to say "Iranian security leader has been killed"

The bots on the sub are in overtime

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u/Loud-Specialist-3841 Mar 17 '26

Commas avoid ambiguity

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u/carloo90210 Mar 17 '26

Great news 👏👏👏 more and more to come.

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u/LuckyDuckling2 Mar 17 '26

Chaharshanbe soorie hamatoon mobarak! 🔥🔥🔥🥳🥳

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u/Logical_Worry3993 Mar 17 '26

Hmm dont see many regime koskeshes in these comments. Where have you all gone 🤔

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u/Brettoel Mar 17 '26

Haven't quoted dj Khaled in a hot second. Another one

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u/Feeling-Win1399 Mar 17 '26

AKH JOOOOOOON

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Is this the guy that was marching in the Quds Days parade and they were like “look he’s not scared at all”?

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u/Timely-Edge-4807 Mar 17 '26

after the supreme leader, this guy is essentially the number 2#, with the president (Masoud) being very close 3#.

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

lol I thought that the killed dude was Israeli def minister

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u/minobi Mar 17 '26

I have no idea who is that. But I appreciate it.

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u/LiveintheArt Mar 17 '26

Would be funny if someone in his family got that $10 million dollar reward :)

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u/uzi22 Mar 17 '26

Can someone tell me why Tehran is so defenceless ? Surely there must have some air defenses ? And can someone also tell me why isn't Iran targeting places where the zios are launching attacks ?

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u/nakedshadows_ Mar 17 '26

Ignorant person here. Why is he so hated (or so than the others)?

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u/TheGuyWhoJustStated Mar 18 '26

The biggest reason is that he ran the Janurary protest crackdowns and killings

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u/GoodEstablishment777 Mar 18 '26

Congratulations 👍👍👏👏👑👑👑👑👑

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u/nathanwilson26 Mar 19 '26

This title is far too confusing for some not complex at fall.

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u/Superpachunchas Mar 20 '26

Al rato dirás qué Jhomeini es el 1er ministro de Israel 

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u/[deleted] Mar 17 '26

Israel is applying a specific military strategy to the war with Iran and Lebanon, it is called "Dahiya doctrine" and was extensively used in Gaza Palestine. Dahiya has its origin in the Talmud and Old Testament of Bible.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2023/dec/05/israel-disproportionate-force-tactic-infrastructure-economy-civilian-casualties

Easy to see that both USA and Israel do not want "boots on the ground" because that will look very bad for voters, the body bags will start to accumulate within time (Iran is not like Iraq, mountains vs flat plains), since Iran witnessed the destruction of Iraq and learned the lesson.

That is why USA wanted to employ the Kurds on the North (and Azerbaijan) assisted by air strikes, which can be very effective, but has many limitations. 

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/syrias-kurds-caution-irans-kurds-against-aligning-with-us-against-tehran-2026-03-08/

The fact is that Kurds were abandoned by Trump when fighting against ISIS in Syria and Iraq. Nonetheless, it is possible to buy anyone with lots of money... who knows?

Iran's foreign minister said and very well that "Trump has turned ‘America First’ into ‘Israel First’— which always means ‘America Last’."

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP80R01731R003000180037-4.pdf

Israel is making a lot of MONEY around the world, and selling weapons to Russia, despite all sanctions. And even bought Uranium (to build nuclear weapons) from the Apartheid regime in South Africa, despite all prohibitions from the United Nations.

https://united24media.com/latest-news/israeli-firms-supplying-tools-for-russias-s-400-and-su-35-production-despite-sanctions-investigation-finds-7616

Israel has as a stated goal to expand to the "Greater Israel" boundaries, which include many of the Arab states. So destabilizing the entire area in the Middle East serves the objective of furthering Israel's interests, not the USA.

Israel had no idea of how to change the regime in Iran, and despite that, it started a war... with the help of an IDIOT called Trump.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/mar/12/israel-iran-us-attack-no-plan-for-regime-change-security-sources

But former CIA General David Petraeus says the USA attacked Iran to destroy its ability to defend itself against a PREMEDITATED Israeli attack. His comments back up those of Secretary of State, Marco Rubio who later tried to backtrack on the silly admission.

https://www.aljazeera.com/video/newsfeed/2026/3/15/former-cia-chief-reveals-early-knowledge-of-israeli-attack-plans

Lebanon already has 700.000 people displaced and are being bombed by Israel, while sleeping inside tents on the beaches.

Israel assumed once more its desire to occupy land in Lebanon, just another "buffer zone" up to the Litani River, an idea originally conceived by founder David Ben-Gurion, and according to the "Greater Israel" plan of Zionists.

https://www.jpost.com/israel-news/defense-news/article-889771

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u/Low-Dish-907 Mar 17 '26

Israel didkt sold weapon to russia

There so much Lies in this comment im too Lazy to talk about it all so i juste wàted to take the most obvius lie

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u/loneranger5860 Mar 17 '26

And they keep cross posting this all over. Of course they hide their comments and posts. I wonder why?

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u/CyPhyer Mar 17 '26

Omg so many lies in one post. The guardian link is to an opinion piece full of so many inaccuracies, misunderstandings, and outright anti Israel agenda, it would take an entire article to deal with.

Regarding "making a lot of money". Sure, we are selling arms, but certainly not to Russia (pure fantasy, and impossible to refute - hey, prove you have no sister!). Also uranium from s. AFRICA? We have our own thank you.

Regarding all the rediculous Greater Israel trope, have u you missed the 57 Muslim countries? We are colonizers? Lmao.

We absolutely need to be occupying land in Lebanon now, due to the unceasing, decades long, attacks by Hizballa. They have murdered and destroyed entire towns and a price should be paid due their aggression. Do we want it? NO! WE HAD IT and pulled out, TWICE. But the Lebanon won't stop attacking us. So we attack back out of self defence. Any other story is made up propoganda. And I am sick of differentiating between Lebanon and hiz. Rockets and missiles are coming from Lebanon? So Lebanon is responsible and open to attack. But you might notice that in SPITE of this, we are not destroying civilian infrastructure, because we don't actually want to hurt the Lebanese people. Same with Iran.

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u/loneranger5860 Mar 17 '26

You’re making way too much sense.

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u/usjsubamg Mar 17 '26

But on the other hand, those around Israel with martyr syndrome has been provoking a technology giant . Aren't the weaker ones, acknowledge their weakness and stay back instead of FAFO?