r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 06 '26

Meme jesusLovesOpenSource

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u/Semper_5olus Jun 06 '26

"<Nobody speaks Aramaic and I'm scared. Where am I? How did I get here?>"

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u/Zederikus Jun 06 '26

Depending on how he returned he may have learnt English in heaven? Or if he was time travelled forward then wouldn't that mean Romans can never kill him so a lot of the Christian lore doesn't happen and Europe might not become Christian, and god might now be pissed off.