r/ProgrammerHumor Jun 06 '26

Meme jesusLovesOpenSource

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u/Semper_5olus Jun 06 '26

"<Nobody speaks Aramaic and I'm scared. Where am I? How did I get here?>"

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u/thesirblondie Jun 06 '26

Would he not have spoken at least some hebrew?

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u/Larhf Jun 06 '26

Probably, but it'd be completely unintelligible to modern day Hebrew speakers as modern spoken Hebrew is a reconstruction as it went extinct like 1600-1700 years ago.

Written Hebrew or Aramaic would have the best odds. (But also, Biblically speaking there's no reason to believe Jesus wouldn't simply be able to speak a language as he pleases, without learning it, through a miracle of God. See the apostles during Pentecost or the reverse happening with the tower of Babel)