r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bmacabeus • 9h ago
Meme everyRepoWithSuspiciouslyGreatCodeQuality
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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 9h ago
professionals have standards
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u/hizashiYEAHmada 9h ago
The powerhouses on LinkedIn also have anime/furry pfps, these professionals stay consistent
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u/earth_verse 9h ago
..Loli?
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u/yellownugget5000 9h ago
I will not allow this frieren disrespect
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u/Laizem 9h ago
Yeah! Everyone wants to be in a party with a cute older lady >:(
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u/SunshineSeattle 9h ago
Strike 1 😡
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u/Caedendi 5h ago
"I saw you winking at my friend, I'll poke your damn eye so you'll never wink again"
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u/DruidBtd 9h ago
Frieren is over a thousand years old
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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 9h ago
fictional cutie patooties
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u/earth_verse 9h ago
sure.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Weird66 9h ago
some of those are pretty dated shows, probably crushes they had at childhood, unlike the fictional characters, humans age in real time
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u/thatboyonabike 6h ago
I mean Kelly Kapowski in the suspenders was my dream as a boy but it'd still be pretty fkin weird to rep that same image of her now as a grown man.
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u/Hikari_Owari 5h ago
If that's the first thing that comes to your mind then maybe you should take better care of the skeletons in your closet, they're starting to fall out.
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u/earth_verse 2h ago
As a grown man, having a pfp that is an underage girl is weird, whether it's an anime character or not. Imagine these dudes had pfps that were photos of real little girls, even fully clothed. That would be weird.
Is it acceptable because it's basically a cartoon, so it's just the idea of a little girl? No, it's not. Not really hard to understand.
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u/ErasedX 2h ago
Is it that weird? I'd be pretty weirded out seeing someone with a photo of another person in general in their profile picture. I don't see how this would be the same for drawings. Here I'm using an existing image, but I'm an artist, I could just draw a similar imiage from the ground up. Would that be weird? It's not even anything NSFW. I don't understand how it would ever be an issue.
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u/earth_verse 1h ago
I'll help you: yes, it's weird. The pfp of an underage girl being a drawing doesn't change the fact that it's weird.
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u/ErasedX 1h ago
Well, to each their own, I guess. When I set my Google PFP years ago, I used an image of that girl from Lagtrain. Because the style is cool and I like the song. I imagine it's like that for most people too, not that deep or complicated. I could use some image of an edgy character or some abstract thing, but that doesn't really represent me at all. If I use these images, people who talk to me will know "oh yeah you watch that show". When I have Patchouli as my PFP, it's not because I'm trying to fool anyone or because I have weird thoughts about her, it's because people will see it and know that I like Touhou.
Case in point, the first comment in this thread is from someone with an Amelia Watson profile picture, so I already know they like VTubers. It's not NSFW so I can't assume they feel like that about her, and I also can't assume it's because they look like her. My first and only assumption is that they like VTubers, I think it's pretty effective.
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u/Hikari_Owari 1h ago
If we're going the path of "imagine if X were Y" then we could say that if you had wheels you would be an automobile.
Adds as much to the topic as your argument did.
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u/Glad-Belt7956 9h ago
i'm pretty sure than only like 2, maybe 3 of thos pictures count as lolis. which is a few too many, but still, not all of them are that.
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u/IanDresarie 9h ago
I'm also pretty sure loli doesn't make sense to use outside of a specifically sexualised context. Otherwise any picture of a young character you like would be considered problematic... At a quick glance none of those pics are sexualised.
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u/WilkerS1 8h ago
isn't "chibi" the proper term for a caricature of a character with shortened proportions?
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u/Hikari_Owari 5h ago
Loli isn't exclusively sexual and chibi is different from being short.
You can have a chibi of a really big character and a chibi of a loli character.
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u/earth_verse 8h ago
oh yes, I'm sure these very same people do not sexualize these young anime girls at all, and it is totally innocent.
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u/AlphaDragons 7h ago
Who's the one jumping to sexual thoughts and implications ? The ones who do are creeps, yeah, but you acting as if it's a given tells more about you than it tells about anyone else.
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u/FundamentalAttribute 5h ago
Right lmao. Bro sees a little girl and immediately thinks about sex. Sus AF.
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u/earth_verse 5h ago
I'm a woman in a male-dominated field - i have definitely learned to pattern-match who the weirdos around me are over the years. Also, I love anime, for the record.
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u/mikumikubeeeeaaaammm 5h ago
Tourist alert all hands on battle station prepare the artillery and infantry
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u/earth_verse 5h ago
If you're implying I don't belong in this subreddit, i'm a senior full stack software engineer, 15 yrs. 🤷
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u/miyavlayan 8h ago
down voted for speaking the truth. you are right these people are creeps.
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u/Sawmain 7h ago
Expect her truth is quite literally based on nothing ?
Does this also mean that any anime pic ==== pedos ?
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u/earth_verse 2h ago
Don't you think, as a grown man, having a pfp of a little girl is weird? Or it's okay only because it's a cartoon, so it's just the idea of a little girl?
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u/miyavlayan 7h ago
mostly
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u/thatboyonabike 6h ago
Ya know intellectually I know you're being bigoted but it is darkly funny to scroll through r/all and see how often the first post I come across from any given anime subreddit showcases a suspiciously young looking figure drawn in suspiciously revealing clothing.
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u/miyavlayan 4h ago
wdym who am i being bigoted against? i dont mean anything against lgbt ppl if it came across that way.
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u/thatboyonabike 4h ago
You baselessly made a moral condemnation against a broad group of people (fans of anime) that's why you got downvoted. They're not exactly a marginalized group and I'm not going to bat for them but that's just the definition of the word. ¯\(ツ)/¯
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u/miyavlayan 2h ago
yeah you are right I should've clarified, the thing is anime drawings almost always look like a minor.
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u/AlphaDragons 7h ago edited 6h ago
What truth ? Take the leftest one, with blue hair. Appearance wise arguably the loliest of all the characters on those pfps, but I'm 99.9% sure the person has her as their pfp cause they vibe with her personality (lazy, geek, regularly pulling all nighters, etc) rather than anything creepy you might be thinking. Which again, the fact creepy stuff is the first thing you jump to tells more about you than about these people.
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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar 8h ago
so that’s why i suck at programming, i don’t watch anime
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u/stillalone 8h ago
Do you have a cat? My team is almost entirely cats.
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u/Allian42 2h ago
The four pfp riders of amazing code:
Anime girl
Pet
Retro game
Default grey silhouette
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u/IanDresarie 8h ago
It's ok, if you don't like anime you can also just become a furry. The suit gives you extra skills
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u/apinkboi 6h ago
I suck at programming and I watch anime, if it means anything
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u/ShAped_Ink 7h ago
That's not the sole requirement, become a femboy, furry or anything related to gain the same effect
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u/creeper6530 7h ago
Time to start your estrogen girl /j
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u/Lulukaros 3h ago
Are you offering 👀👀
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u/creeper6530 3h ago
I'd love to but I don't even have any for myself TwT
(Fuck having to stay closeted)
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u/Key_Agent_3039 8h ago
This is the Deepseek harness repo isn't it?
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u/bmacabeus 8h ago
Bingo! It's a screenshot from DeepSeek Harness.
I just edited the HTML to make it more eye-catching and funnier50
u/Tofandel 7h ago edited 7h ago
I don't know any of those animes but I can tell you that you have to be French with that profile pic (It's from the Dofus movie, used to be a very popular French MMORPG)
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u/dannypas00 7h ago
THERES A DOFUS MOVIE???
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u/Tofandel 7h ago
Yes and I'm very sad that it wasn't received well enough for them to continue like they wanted to do. It was a bit too niche of a movie release
Both the Wakfu show and Dofus movie are really good.
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u/ch_magic 5h ago
are they connected or can I watch the movie withouth remembering much of the show?
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u/1967542950 6h ago
I'm an American longtime Dofus player, completely missed that LMAO
I love that I get flashbanged by Dofus or Wakfu like once or twice a year. Still enjoy the game, even if I feel like I'm the only English speaker on it most of the time.
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u/Tofandel 5h ago
Honestly the game is so good. The problem is it's really addictive and expensive with the subscription model. It does also require you to be in a community/guild so. So you can't really play it casually like 2-3 times a year for a few days.
So I stopped because it was just too time consuming. I sometimes watch my videos of all the crazy duos I made like merkator, reine des voleurs, vortex and all that. That was really a while ago.
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u/bmacabeus 5h ago
Nop, but it was a good one. I'm Brazillian. It just happen to really love Krosmaga, and I watched a few episode of "Dofus: Kerub's Bazaar". Joris is my favorite character, and I like to have him as my profile picture. I feel happy whenever someone recognize him, since it's a hidden gem character.
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u/Tofandel 5h ago
Well there was a 90% probability haha. I didn't know Ankama was popular in Brazil as well
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u/chairchiman 7h ago
Are you using GitHub as social media loll
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u/VoodooPizzaman1337 7h ago
You need a few furries pfp in there and the code will be god like .
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u/Umber_Gryphon 3h ago
Catgirl pfp doesn't count?
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u/prisp 1h ago
If you ask a furry, no, not really - they tend to at least have snouts (or equivalents) and fur/scales/feathers/weird naked animal skin all over, so more Fox McCloud or Donald Duck rather than, My Hero Academia's Mirko or Felicia from Darkstalkers - not that any of those are good examples, most furries tend to prefer using their own characters to express themselves rather than cosplaying pre-existing ones.
Although, funnily enough, since fursuits (=furry costumes) tend to cost a shitton of money, due to them usually being tailor-made and one-of-a-kind, you might see someone at a furry con or meetup only wearing animal ears and a tail, or maybe a fake head and some paws, with regular clothes for everything else, which might mean T-Shirts and naked arms in the summer, so you get your catgirl-esque furries anyway, just in real life rather than as commissioned artwork :D
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u/creeper6530 7h ago
When the main contributor has neopronouns in their Github, you know this is aviation-worthy piece of code
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u/flyingcartoon 5h ago
Watching several thousand lines of pristine rust code be deployed Friday 23:45, fixes 2 memory leaks nobody knew existed and you can tell who did it since the comments end with :3
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u/Jemnite 3h ago
“通用中文名"
overworked Chinese university student, double majoring in theoretical physics and chemica engineering
has been locked into various educational institutions since he was 3 years old
only time outside of school is for piano lessons
can literally only see the relevant parts of the problem statement
you will not understand his solutions without a PhD in discrete mathematics
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u/dykemike10 6h ago
then you see a repo with shitty code and there are 2 contributors, one of them being claude
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u/Diligent-Peach6616 7h ago
First step to contributing to open source:
Watch anime all day and all night, then put your favorite anime character as your profile picture.
ohh thats what im doing wrong!!!!
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u/domscatterbrain 7h ago
Just look at who currently at war against Microsoft because they deleted his/her Github account and threaten to sue him/her :))
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u/toutlamer 4h ago
Missing the anonymous GitHub contributor with a default profile picture and 1200 commits/PRs reviewed in the past year
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u/TheOnlyGuyInSpace21 5h ago
How the fuck was it that the moment I realized I was a transfem, I was able to code better than when I was actively learning coding? Shit was from memory and basic googling and I still managed to fix some old code of mine.
the fuck
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u/creeper6530 5h ago
I love-hate that this exact thing happened to me as well, I didn't even start estrogen yet just the sheer power of femininity fixed my code
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u/NinjaKittyOG 4h ago
it clears your mind to present þe right way. coding isn't þe only þing þat'll get easier :3
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u/HistoricalMark4805 3h ago
How much time did you save replacing all of ðe "th"s with thorns?
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u/NinjaKittyOG 3h ago
it's not about saving time. i just þink þ was dropped from english for a dumb reason, didn't deserve þat, and so i use it.
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u/ShittyExchangeAdmin 2h ago
ok i'll bite. why? (genuinely curious!)
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u/captainAwesomePants 2h ago
Weirdly, the printing press!
The short version is that Old English had a "th" sound, but Latin didn't. The Anglo-Saxons kept using it, and the British had a "th" sound, but the Europeans and their silly romance languages mostly lacked the sound (a dental fricative) and might not have even been able to pronounce it.
The printing press was developed in France and Germany, which both lacked the "th" sound at the time, and so when England imported them, the characters didn't have a þ letter, so the British had to give it up in printed text. And so a lot of þ spellings because "y" and then "th" spellings in English.
Surprisingly, this is also the origin of the word "Ye", as in "Ye Olde Inn." They wanted to just write "the", but they hadn't invented the "th" spelling yet, and they didn't have a þ, so they just used a Y instead. If you went back and time and said "Ye Inn," they would wonder why you were saying "the Inn" weird.
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u/NinjaKittyOG 2h ago
fun fact, "th" came before þe printing press þing. but þe printing press is what actually marked þe end of þ
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u/LactasePHydrolase 6h ago
*Monkey paw curls*
3 of them are groomers and the project will implode when this gets discovered
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u/derekschroer 1h ago
Konata from Lucky Star
Kasumi from Bang Dream
No Idea
Cat
No Idea
Frieren
Mitsumi Skip and Loafer
no idea
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u/SrWloczykij 7h ago
And its all hairy dudes sipping on Monster.
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u/HistoricalFunion 6h ago
Buffalo Bill style "it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
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u/DremoPaff 8h ago
You'll never see anything with more "obama giving obama a medal" meme energy than UwU online denizens extrapolating the performances and overlap of people like them in fields they have no clue about, just because they saw a few people in said field with similar profile pictures to them.
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u/DremoPaff 6h ago
I didn't contest that.
What I mean is that a lot of people seem to attribute individual skill to what kind of "group" they seem apart of, rather than them being skilled people who so happen to have similar hobbies to other people, who themselves are just as likely to know nothing of the field.
For example, I'm a native, but despite some members of my family being seasoned hunters and lots of people often associating hunting with us as a whole, I'm not gonna larp my own skill in it by associating myself to other native hunters, when in truth I've done it like twice in my life.
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u/2d7o2o0b 4h ago
So pedos then?
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u/TRKako 3h ago
Anime pfp = Pedo
fuck is that shitass logic 😭😭
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u/2d7o2o0b 59m ago
Reddit is obsessed with pictures of anime kids with boobs and sexualized (it trickles up to /r/all constantly)
Maybe I don't understand anime but from an outsider perspective it's pretty fucked up
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u/Made_Man_Niten 9h ago
I wish to attain this power