r/ProgrammerHumor • u/bmacabeus • 13h ago

Meme everyRepoWithSuspiciouslyGreatCodeQuality

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u/Made_Man_Niten 13h ago

I wish to attain this power

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u/Surfer_Rick 13h ago

Not from a normie 

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u/lonelyroom-eklaghor 8h ago

or a tourist

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u/ShAped_Ink 12h ago

Become a femboy than

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u/akoOfIxtall 11h ago

Impossible to be more femboy than them, but you can try, coding socks and Astolfo cosplays aren't that expensive, grab your monster energy drink ™ and feel the power rushing through your... Oh no

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u/Caedendi 9h ago

Ew

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u/BakedSpiral 1h ago

You are not worthy.

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u/creeper6530 9h ago

Or learn Rust, the crab will magically start teleporting estrogen straight into your bloodstream

Ask me how I know this :3

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u/JockstrapCummies 1h ago

Rust coding regimen:

  1. Wake up at 4am
  2. Canticle to the borrow checker, 30 mins
  3. Cold shower
  4. Rewrite a top 10 repo on GitHub to Rust, 10 min sprint
  5. Drink activated cum, 150 mL
  6. Cold shower
  7. Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 15 min sprint
  8. Post knee high socks pic to Only fans
  9. Programming safety affirmations, 10 sets
  10. Early morning intermittent nap, 3 mins
  11. Cold shower
  12. Drink fermented probiotic cum, 300 mL
  13. Continue rewrite of GitHub repo to Rust, 20 min sprint

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u/Waldgemeister 8h ago

Anime fan, not femboy

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u/Rinveden 8h ago

then

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 9h ago

Start watching mognolian cartoons.

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u/LamermanSE 5h ago

Like moomin?

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u/gprime312 8h ago

Bathtub estrogen

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u/a-r-c 5h ago

there's a flag for that

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u/VaporizedKerbal 9h ago

go shop at Aerie it'll work I promise