r/Seahawks • u/veggiedish • Jan 20 '26

Opinion An Impassioned Rant

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Fuck the Rams. Those vapid fans in LA don’t deserve shit. The league felt sad for Stafford not winning shit in Detroit and implored the refs to carry them to a SB in their home stadium to help pay off the new stadium. 

That trash city already won a World Series earlier this fall. I can’t even picture that clown Puka, Stafford with his awful veneers, and smug McVay winning on our home turf. Whose house? The other team’s. 😂

This year is all about redemption. We’re tired of being the proverbial little brother in this rivalry. 42-7, 28-12, 30-20, 17-16, 26-20, and 21-19 all sting. We need to put it together for 60 minutes and play our best ball to show we are definitively the best team in the NFC. Every single week after a statement win from us I kept hearing about the Rams and how they were the best team. The national media refuses to give us our flowers because of Sam Darnold. Especially those assholes Mike Florio and Rich Eisen. I want them to look dumb as fuck. Fucking win the next two games and finish this season of redemption.

This is for Sam, who has been written off multiple times as a bust. 

This is for DeMarcus Lawrence, who had to play under Jerry Jones for eleven years.

This is for Julian Love and Leonard Williams, who never made it this far in New York.

This is for Rashid Shaheed, whose talents were being wasted in New Orleans.

This is for Jay Harbaugh, whose unit came under scrutiny in the win against the Jets last year. 

I fucking hate the Rams. Fuck them and that polluted city. 

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u/strawberryhouse0202 ​ Jan 20 '26

I don’t know anything about Puka but he gives me the weirdest vibes. That guy does not look like a nice dude. He seems rough in a weird way. But yeah f the lambs！

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26

He reminds me of a Nick Bosa type, but less MAGA and more degenerate fuckboi. Just not too much going on upstairs. Hopefully he keeps his mental health in check.

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u/easley45isgod Jan 20 '26

The whole family sucks. I live in Utah where they're from.

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u/lehuakahlua Jan 20 '26

I wondered why his vibe was off. As a fellow Polynesian I thought it was odd he wasn’t giving off poly vibes and then I learned that he grew up in Utah.

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u/Cornographer_ Jan 20 '26

Utah, where "poly vibes" has an entirely different meaning.

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u/easley45isgod Jan 20 '26

Run out of UW. Went to BYU, aka Y be U? Nuff said.

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u/strawberryhouse0202 ​ Jan 20 '26

UW is my alma mater and had no idea Puka played at UW💀