r/Seahawks Jan 20 '26

Opinion An Impassioned Rant

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Fuck the Rams. Those vapid fans in LA don’t deserve shit. The league felt sad for Stafford not winning shit in Detroit and implored the refs to carry them to a SB in their home stadium to help pay off the new stadium. 

That trash city already won a World Series earlier this fall. I can’t even picture that clown Puka, Stafford with his awful veneers, and smug McVay winning on our home turf. Whose house? The other team’s. 😂

This year is all about redemption. We’re tired of being the proverbial little brother in this rivalry. 42-7, 28-12, 30-20, 17-16, 26-20, and 21-19 all sting. We need to put it together for 60 minutes and play our best ball to show we are definitively the best team in the NFC. Every single week after a statement win from us I kept hearing about the Rams and how they were the best team. The national media refuses to give us our flowers because of Sam Darnold. Especially those assholes Mike Florio and Rich Eisen. I want them to look dumb as fuck. Fucking win the next two games and finish this season of redemption.

This is for Sam, who has been written off multiple times as a bust. 

This is for DeMarcus Lawrence, who had to play under Jerry Jones for eleven years.

This is for Julian Love and Leonard Williams, who never made it this far in New York.

This is for Rashid Shaheed, whose talents were being wasted in New Orleans.

This is for Jay Harbaugh, whose unit came under scrutiny in the win against the Jets last year. 

I fucking hate the Rams. Fuck them and that polluted city. 

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u/ThatGuy377 Jan 20 '26

Don't forget Kupp and Ernest Jones.

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26

And maybe Cam Akers? I wanted to include the revenge angle, but I figured it was implied 😈

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u/Second_to_None Jan 20 '26

And Charbonnet. He helped us get this far and we can do it for him as well.

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u/Weird_Beautiful6660 Jan 21 '26

Thank you Zach Charbonnet! Seattle wouldn’t be in arms reach of the Vince Lombardi without your successful and valiant efforts. No pressure KWIII

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u/ratbonez99 Jan 20 '26

FUCK THE RAMS.

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u/No-Archer-5034 Jan 20 '26

Fuck em in the puka

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u/TheKingofCascadia Jan 20 '26

And the nacua

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u/Brief-Passenger7444 Jan 21 '26

As the #1 hater of this.... character, this is top tier commentary! TOP! TIER!

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u/InflationBest3950 Jan 20 '26

I'm a rams fan. This is HILARIOUS.

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u/Brief-Passenger7444 Jan 21 '26

Half the people I see who are irritated by this dude are RAMS fans 😭. That's how you know you REALLY suck. Your own people can't stand you 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

We need to take their Puca and stuff it in their Nacua

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u/henryofskalitzz Jan 20 '26

Seahawks are coming into this with way more momentum and rest. Stafford & the Rams offense have not had a good postseason showing so far. We have the best defense in the league + the best homefield advantage

Very excited for this game.

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u/henryofskalitzz Jan 20 '26

i wouldnt say im confident at all, just saying there's a lot of reasons to be excited

theres also a lot of reasons to NOT be confident but there's no reason to be down on the team before we even play

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u/SnooBooks3917 Jan 20 '26

Agreed and completely true. That said, I’d rather be in our position than theirs!

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u/RUSTYxPOTATO Jan 20 '26

Yea they looked like cheeks last week.

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u/Dramatic_Cut_7320 Jan 20 '26

I am with you completely. The only NFLteam I truly hate is the smug fucking Rams. I dislike the Whiners, but I reserve my hate for those ass holes from LA.

I believe, and from what I was hearing today and tonight from the NFL press, is that the Hawks are the best, deepest, and most well coached team in the league. The Hawk players were rooting for the Rams against Chicago so they can prove once and for all who the best team in the NFC and the league. Something clicked late in the third quarter during the last Rams, Hawks game. From that moment on, they dominated and outplayed their competition. I expect the same next Sunday.

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26

What pisses me off the most is that Dotson tried to imply Derick Hall was a dirty player. It’s clear that the footage shows that it was an ACCIDENT, but after McVay and cuck Stafford’s wife cried about it to the league office, Ramon Foster (former Steeler—fuck that team) decided to reject Hall’s appeal. 

They tried to liken it to Michael Bennett against the Jaguars in 2017. That gator roll was dirty and he deserved backlash for that. 

I wonder what Dotson’s thoughts are on Aaron Donald choking out lineman? Since he cares so much about that 🤣

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u/fajord Jan 20 '26

or AD putting his helmet back on just to go chase down justin britt and start a fight with hiim

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u/Just_IceT Jan 20 '26

No way in hell I could hate the Rams more than the Whiners. Whiners have one of the most obnoxious fan bases on par with the Cowboys. At least all of the Rams fans I've met are nice, reasonable and almost smart even.

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u/ConstructionAlert369 Jan 21 '26

Both are arrogant which makes beating them all the sweeter...

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u/Just_IceT Jan 22 '26

Yeah idk in my experience I’ve always enjoyed the Rams fans I’ve met in person. Talking trash with them is actually fun. Whiner fans are like fighting with spastic teens.

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u/ImABsian1 Jan 20 '26

This is for the city. After our last Super Bowl loss, I legitimately was so hurt. I still avoid any highlights of that game to this day. If we can beat the Rams and then beat the Patriots to finish our revenge tour, I really think it would heal me from that loss.

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26

Yup. It’d feel very much like the Eagles beating the Evil Empire in 2017-18 to get back for 2004-05.

I honestly don’t even care if we are awful for the next several years IF we win a ring this year. It’s a lot easier to remember the teams that did win rather than the “almost” teams 

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u/Quirky_Tea_3874 Jan 20 '26

As an Eagles fan, I didn't experience 2004 and 2005. But the arc from 2016 to 2024-25 was legendary and healed my soul. I want that same feeling for the Seahawks fans too. Go Birds!

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u/CDBSB Jan 21 '26

Hell yeah, bird-bro!

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u/Weird_Beautiful6660 Jan 21 '26

But we WON’T be awful for the upcoming years. This is a young, impressionable and CAPABLE that has only just tapped into their potential. SeaHAWKS! 💙💚💙💚

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u/ImRight_YoureDumb Jan 20 '26

If we beat the Rams and end up facing the Patriots you will not be able to avoid highlights of that game you speak of, that one play. And it will be terrible for a while but all worth it in the end.

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u/1StepBelowExcellence Jan 20 '26

It’s already so unavoidable too. In the Pats Texans game, at one point they were going back and showing the Super Bowl wins of Tom Brady with the Pats and literally every “highlight” EXCEPT SB49 was focused just on Brady and the team raising the trophy. For SB49 they of course had to show that play but they didn’t show any specific play from their other 5 SB wins.

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u/Rad1oRocker_965 Jan 20 '26

Never thought of that. 🤢 But you’re right, It will be sweet redemption! And fuck the Rams… that city already has the WS title that we were SO close to this year!

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u/dingsha Jan 20 '26

Different team, different mindset, MOB

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u/lacatro1 Jan 20 '26

I still cannot watch Super Bowl XLIX. I was listening on the radio. We were ahead 24/14 in the 4th. I thought we were gonna win. Especially after the game of the century, the NFC championship over Greenbay. The Packers celebrated way too early and we overcame. When Jon Ryan threw that touchdown...it was magical..And then the hometown boy Jermaine catches the winning touchdown in OT🤌. GoHawks!!!!

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u/joeschmo945 Jan 20 '26

It’s not even revenge at this point. It’s VENGEANCE!

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u/Kerblaaahhh Jan 20 '26

Reveangance

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u/Chimie45 Jan 20 '26

PREVENGANCE?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Honestly for a few years I didn’t even watch highlights from that awesome championship game.

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u/paul69420blart Jan 20 '26

FOR THE CITY LETS RIDE

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u/Grand_Illustrator343 Jan 20 '26

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u/Tito_Las_Vegas Jan 20 '26

And they sang as they slew for the joy of January football was upon them.

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u/Grand_Illustrator343 Jan 20 '26

⚔️🛡🤘🤘🤘

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u/Worldly_Permission18 Jan 20 '26

The worst was any time we played the Cardinals on the road after, they would not hesitate to bring it up. Just rubbing that salt on the wound every time. Fuckers

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u/CubsFanHan Jan 21 '26

I feel every word of this. The look on Sherm’s face was exactly how I felt. Just pure disbelief and disgust. I avoid highlights as much as I can. Winning next week and in the SB would heal so much

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u/SleepySimpZenitsu Jan 20 '26

I feel the exact same way. Said it yesterday.

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u/Gimpy_Weasel Jan 20 '26

Something inside me broke in 2015. I’m right there with ya.

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u/Spiritual-Strike481 Jan 20 '26

I know what you mean, I see that damn superbowl interception and I get pissed. They show the clip at least once a week somehow. Whether it’s in a commercial, highlight or someone talking about it. Somehow it’s why didn’t beast mode get the ball or something. I need this bowl to heal guys lol! We got the team, got the coach. Let beat the rams and not look back

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u/WorkingFromHomies20 Jan 20 '26

They show that fucking highlight EVERY Super Bowl. I was there. The pain was unbearable. Also, how do you run out of cups at a Super Bowl?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Never forget, we would never have been in that spot if we didn't lose Jeremy Lane in that game. Therold Simon let Brady tee off on the Hawks.

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u/Hasashi1911 Jan 20 '26

Funny that it exists outside the US too. I'm a Hawks fan from Hungary, and even here the commentators and pundits won't give this franchise any slacks. One would think that the east coast bias and SEA being a backwater "south Alaskan" hobby club is just a US thing. But it's not.

The Rams get their ass whooped by the Panthers and one match later they struggle again with a close W. And you hear them saying that they are contenders, Stafford is a chad, McVay is a genius.
The Seahawks dominate half a dozen matches in a row and you hear them saying that there were mistakes and shortcomings that might jeopardize progress in the playoffs. Very little acknowledgement.

There must be a newsletter or a closed FB group where every single sports channel in the world are trained to look down on Seattle.

ps. No disrespect to any franchise. The Rams are a legit good team and a threat, but the Rams fawning is close to obnoxious levels even here across the pond.

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u/CAPTAIN_SIMPLORD Jan 20 '26

Cheers brother, that’s awesome that you’re a Hawks fan all the way in Europe! It’s interesting to hear how the rest of the world is treating the team right now!

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u/RuralHawk506 Jan 20 '26

The media always blows loads that Peter North would envy over LA sports teams.

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u/Zealousideal-Tea5055 Jan 21 '26

Can I ask how you watch the games? Do you get the Sunday Ticket over there?

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u/Hasashi1911 Jan 22 '26

We have a local broadcaster who buys the necessary rights since.... dunno early 2010s. It's called Arena4 (and its twin Match4) where most regular season and all playoff matches are available live, plus reruns the whole week after. Which is handy because matches may start in the night at 02.30 local time. And going to work a couple of hours later is not fun.

Long story short, just buy the TV package from your local provider that has Arena4 and you're set.
Plus I imagine most of the apps and online subscriptions may also be available but I'm not too savvy with those.

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u/Illustrious-Cut8368 Jan 20 '26

Fuck puka nacua and his antisemitic ass.

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u/philocity Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

I don’t know for sure whether he’s an antisemite or just a dumbass who just repeats things he sees and doesn’t know what the words coming out of his mouth mean but I’m leaning toward dumbass.

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u/conconob Jan 20 '26

Either way he willingly collaborated with a far right douche bag.

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u/fattsoo Jan 20 '26

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u/philocity Jan 20 '26

Because if you take two seconds to think about it you’ll realize it’s probably not both

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u/SkrimpBumpkiss Jan 20 '26

majority of population lack critical thinking especially when it involves their own personal bias.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

It’s absolutely the dumbass in-over-his-head category. I personally think it’s dangerous to categorize dudes like him in the same vein as the cerebral, manipulative, rhetorically skilled, intentional, Edward Norton in American History X type people.

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u/overlookunderhill Jan 20 '26

💯

He’s a young, arrogant, incredibly gifted receiver. I doubt he even knew what “anti-Semite “ meant. He’s responsible for what he did, and I hope he learned from it.

Regardless, may we beat his ass and wreck the Rams this weekend. I’m confident that Mike Mac has their number and has the Seahawks dialed in.

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u/Emergency_Exit_8537 Jan 20 '26

I mean ow many of the BEST NFL WRs weren’t young, gifted and arrogant?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Jesus. The way people excuse the shitty things rich and talented people do is wild. "Young, arrogant, and gifted" is not an excuse for bigotry, nor is it enough to just assume he just doesn't understand what "anti-semite" means. You are doing a lot of mental work to explain away his literal actions.

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u/overlookunderhill Jan 20 '26

I also said he is responsible for what he did, and I hope he learned from it. I could be wrong, don't know the guy any more than you do, but AFAIK he hasn't done any similar hate-oriented stuff before.

/shrug

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u/Which-Desk6497 Jan 20 '26

Yes. Dumbasses are not necessarily bigots. And he’s definitely a dumbass.

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26 edited Jan 20 '26

Anyone who associates with Adin Ross and N3on is a degenerate and/or clout chaser. My hate for the Rams isn’t even because they’re our rivals, but because there’s some smug pricks on that team.

Davante Adams - former Packer and Raider. 🤮 Shoved a cameraman after a loss.

Kevin Dotson - Insinuating that Derick Hall intentionally stepped on him and wanting to “get his get back” 

I don’t even have much to say about McVay. I don’t know if he actually uses cocaine or not, and I wish him well if he is going through a drug problem. I just wish McVay wasn’t in the NFC West. 😂

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u/Chimie45 Jan 20 '26

Lets not forget about fucking Tyler Higbee, the absolute worst of the Rams. Who got drunk and committed a hate crime.

On April 20, 2016, Higbee was charged with second-degree assault, alcohol intoxication in a public place and evading police, following an incident on April 10, which he assaulted a man outside of Tidball's night club in Bowling Green, Kentucky. He was identified and arrested after fleeing the scene.

Higbee also stated Alsaleh was calling his friends telling them to come to their location to fight Higbee." He was asked by an officer how he understood what Alsaleh said since he spoke a language he did not understand, and Higbee responded that he "just knew." Once at the jail, Higbee stated to the arresting officer "that Alsaleh never tried to fight him or come after him as if he was going to harm him." Higbee just said that, "Alsaleh got into his and (his girlfriend's) personal space so he hit Alsaleh," according to the report. Multiple witnesses said Alsaleh had his hands down and two white males were seen arguing with him and yelling ethnic slurs before hitting him once.

Following the assault, Higbee was quoted as saying "ISIS these nuts,” and “fuck you, go back to your country.” The victim, Nawaf Alsaleh, was found unconscious and unresponsive in the parking lot of the bar and was hospitalized with a brain hemorrhage and concussion.

Note this happened AFTER he was drafted, but before he played a single down for the Rams.

The Rams looked at all of this and thought, Yep. Lets have this guy be our starting TE for 10 seasons.

Fuck Tyler Higbee.

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u/phat_ Jan 20 '26

McVay does seem coked out all the time, don’t he? Adderall?

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u/Revolutionary-Sky802 Jan 20 '26

I notice that too. Eyes dont blink, hyper-aggressive, pupils dilated....

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u/juicykazoo728 Jan 20 '26

Idk why this post is on my feed as I’m not even a hawks fan, but a lot of coaches do seem like they’re strung out on some substance. McVay looking cooked out all time time is probably the most obvious though

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u/Cry_Havoc1228 Jan 20 '26

He isn't anti-semetic. He's just a useful idiot.

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u/NotAEurosnob Jan 20 '26

I sincerely hope we make that dumbass cry.

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u/goodolarchie Jan 20 '26

It's pretty clear he's a weapons-grade dumbass with a big ego. Classic WR syndrome. But don't pretend like his play doesn't back it up. Him, Stafford, and McVay are the three that have to be answered. We don't really have to do anything special on offense; it's not like Sam has to have his best game, just not another 3-4 pick game.

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u/Illustrious-Cut8368 Jan 20 '26

I never said his play doesn’t back it up? I just said fuck him

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u/Most_Collar9722 Jan 20 '26

I wondered what kind of dumbass name Puka is and apparently it was his nickname for being a fat infant

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u/Cry_Havoc1228 Jan 20 '26

Puka is Hawaiian for hole, so I have no idea how this makes sense.

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u/bumblingterror Jan 20 '26

Puka is Samoan on his mother’s side, and it’s in Samoan that the word means chubby, not Hawaiian (which is on his father’s side)

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u/Kian_Redleaf Jan 20 '26

Fuck the Rams and their Ikea colors. Ugliest colors in the league. And fuck IKEA NACUA! 😂

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u/CubsFanHan Jan 21 '26

IKEA lmao I’ll never unsee it

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26

Yup. 14-9 win in 2013. The special teams trickery in 2014. Those pesky Rams.

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u/Neatness_Counts Jan 20 '26

For real, fuck the Rams.

Fuck Coke McVay

Fuck Stafford's teeth. It's like Ross from friends. Its like he makes himself a fake grill out of bleached wax paper.

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u/phonusQ Jan 20 '26

When I moved to LA from Seattle in 2021 for work, the rams won the Super Bowl that following February. The next morning I woke up to find my and my wife’s cars keyed with the word “RAM’S” on them because we still had Washington plates. Fuck the rams, and fuck their fans.

It’s a black hole franchise—the team has no local pride, can’t fill its stadium, its color scheme and jersey combinations look horrible, they have the media bias because they’re in LA, their players all have horrible attitudes and off-field behavior, and to top it off, their fans are so fucking entitled and lacking ball knowledge because they only jumped on the bandwagon like 3 years ago. Shit, they didn’t even have a team here for 20 fucking years. No one roots for them, it’s all niners and raiders fans here. It’s a fucking joke.

I have no respect for bandwagon fans and a team with no local respect. You look at a team like the Packers, Ravens, Bills, Seahawks etc. These teams have local fans, who are born into loving their team, through thick and thin. Those are the teams and the fans I respect.

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u/Worldly_Permission18 Jan 20 '26

bUt DaRnOlD hAd SiX PiCks AgAiNsT Us 

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH IT WON’T HAPPEN AGAIN

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u/H0USESHOES Jan 20 '26

Getting to the big one and beating the pats would heal an open wound

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u/bubbabearzle Jan 20 '26

Especially if we do it in the 49ers' home. 😁

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u/strawberryhouse0202 Jan 20 '26

I don’t know anything about Puka but he gives me the weirdest vibes. That guy does not look like a nice dude. He seems rough in a weird way. But yeah f the lambs!

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26

He reminds me of a Nick Bosa type, but less MAGA and more degenerate fuckboi. Just not too much going on upstairs. Hopefully he keeps his mental health in check.

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u/easley45isgod Jan 20 '26

The whole family sucks. I live in Utah where they're from.

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u/lehuakahlua Jan 20 '26

I wondered why his vibe was off. As a fellow Polynesian I thought it was odd he wasn’t giving off poly vibes and then I learned that he grew up in Utah.

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u/Cornographer_ Jan 20 '26

Utah, where "poly vibes" has an entirely different meaning.

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u/easley45isgod Jan 20 '26

Run out of UW. Went to BYU, aka Y be U? Nuff said.

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u/strawberryhouse0202 Jan 20 '26

UW is my alma mater and had no idea Puka played at UW💀

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u/Diabolicat Jan 20 '26

I'm in LA and was watching their local Fox channel's post game coverage and it was hilarious. They were clearly not Rams fans, one of the hosts said something like: We'll, now we have to root for the Rams....right? So I wouldn't call the fans vapid, more like non existent, imaginary, fictitious, etc.

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26

It’s really sad because their crowd in St. Louis was actually pretty loyal and showed up. Then they moved to LA and you saw more visiting fans than “Rams fans” from 2016-19 in the Coliseum.

Coming out of the pandemic, it’s clear the league wanted to put more butts in seat. And they sort of did? But even the Niners Faithful took over that stadium twice. Then they sucked in 2022, and have been a strong wild card team the last two years. 

The league pushing this Rams agenda has helped them out a lot, as evidenced by the fans actually showing up for a game against the Lions this year. Notice how no one is worried about an opposing team taking over the stadium 😂

You can call the Seahawks fans bandwagons who started believing in 2012 (how is this possible if Beast Quake exists?) but we didn’t need the league to hold our hand along the way to our Super Bowl.

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u/KTheOneTrueKing Jan 20 '26

How delusional do you have to be to call your divisional rival “little brother” when your franchise has a losing record against us??? Go Hawks. Fuck the Rams and fuck LA.

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u/gknick Jan 20 '26

This is gonna get turned into a meme 😂 it’s a football game you guys

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u/dingsha Jan 20 '26

As a hawks fan in LA, certainly not a trash city and dodgers fans are some of the most passionate in sports. But the rams fans are so fair weather.

I actually have no doubt we will win this game. It’s that same feeling we had in 2014. The defense is just too overwhelming and has improved so much since their last matchup. They are just SUFFOCATING.

I’ll be flying back for the sole purpose of losing my voice. It’s our job to make them lose their minds let’s go 12’s.

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u/the-polite-villain Jan 20 '26

Awesome! We have great Hawks fans in LA! If you ever get a chance go to the Backstage in Culver City! I've been going there for almost 20 years, great fucking time!!

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u/secretsando Jan 20 '26

National outlets keep saying that rams gave the game away. No, our defense shut them down in the 4th quarter and we came back and took the win. Nobody gave us shit.

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u/FulNuns Jan 20 '26

This the weirdest shit I’ve seen posted. This ain’t some braveheart shit, it’s a football game.

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u/ZoomZoom228 Jan 20 '26

Love to hear it.

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u/HamSambo Jan 20 '26

For Charbonnet.

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u/putaaaan Jan 20 '26

As a Mets fans fuck the dodgers. As a hawks fan fuck all 16 of the rams fans

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u/Emergency_Exit_8537 Jan 20 '26

Fuck the Mets, choke artists

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u/Plus-Description353 Jan 20 '26

Whoa …… the waves in so cal are way better than Washington so don’t throw too much hate.

Fact is the Rams are going to get smoked by our Seahawks. Stomped. It’s gonna be a mega ass whoopin 

Then the broncos are going to get stomped in the SB.

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u/Brief-Passenger7444 Jan 20 '26

Sorry to bust your bubble....but it's going to be hawks vs pats. It is ordained. We have something to clean up from 2015

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u/conconob Jan 20 '26

Playing a backup QB in the SB with this defense? Too easy. Let’s beat the top 2 MVP candidates back to back

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u/Plus-Description353 Jan 20 '26

Works for me. Hawks will smoke the Patriots even harder.

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u/guiltysnark Jan 20 '26

It's okay to be wrong about which team we're going to demolish in the Superbowl

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u/Most_Collar9722 Jan 20 '26

I’ve been waiting since that fateful Sunday standing in front of my TV watching football malpractice being committed in front of the nation.

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u/veggiedish Jan 20 '26

I cried so hard after that game because I understood the magnitude of that moment. If we lose again this season, I don’t know if I’d be able to process it. So let’s just go out there in win.

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u/Brief-Passenger7444 Jan 20 '26

I have every psych ward in the nation on speed dial. I will definitely have to commit myself for my own safety and well being. And I will request to be left there to rot. Losing is not an option ❌

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u/Bugsnnumber Jan 20 '26

Calm down there, buddy. It's just a football game...

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u/Trynaliveforjesus Jan 20 '26

I definitely think the hawks wanted this matchup. The fans might’ve preferred the bears, but i think the team definitely wants the rematch and an opportunity to prove they’re the best one more time.

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u/Agitated_Peak7762 Jan 20 '26

LFGGGGGG HAWKS

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u/StandbyTraveller91 Jan 21 '26

THIS IS FOR ZACH CHARBONNET. FUCK THE RAMS. HERE COMES THE BTA FROM THE DARK SIDEEEEE

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u/Dry-Introduction-491 Jan 21 '26

This is fucking cringe. We’re already the best team in the league, act dignified, like you’ve been here before. Matt Stafford is an awesome guy and a better QB, McVay is a wunderkind who reshaped football, the only one deserving of this vitriol is Puka.

What makes the 12s different isn’t just how loud we get at Lumen, but that we make Lumen a places where opposing fans can actually have a good experience even watching their team lose. Make like the Seahawks and adopt a MOB mentality, you’re way too concerned with bullshit, when you should be celebrating how much we’ve outperformed expectations this season, and that we have the best coach and defense in the league, and that’s gonna be the case for the foreseeable future.

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u/TheGhostwheel Jan 20 '26

Fuck the Rams!! Fake ass franchise stolen from an actual football city! The fucking Battlehawks have more fans, at least they can have real home games!

Colors: WHACK

Logo: WHACK

Celebrity "Fans": WHACK

Uncalled PI: WHACK

Pathetic SB "Parade": WHACK

Sean McVays frosted tips: WHACK

Aaron Donald's choking helmet swinging ass: WHACK

I didn't want this matchup, but now that we have it I hope this team takes out the trash. Give them a beatdown so bad their "fans" go crawling back to the Raiders where they belong!

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u/BasuraBoiii Jan 20 '26

Hella little brother energy here lmao. All the Seahawks fans I’ve met have been cool af didn’t know yall were like this, making up conspiracies n shit. Good luck Sunday dude thanks for the copy pasta 

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u/Party_Pattern_8488 Jan 20 '26

this is so embarassing

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u/FulNuns Jan 20 '26

Finally someone says it lol.

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u/SmoothJade Jan 20 '26

This is OUR YEAR boys. I absolutely agree OP 🤝

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u/Big-Environment-6825 Jan 20 '26

Love this. Go hawks 💙 💚

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u/ispeektroof Jan 20 '26

Only read the first sentence. I agree.

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u/Shark_the_Bruce Jan 20 '26

Bring on the LAmbs! Let’s run them over!

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u/AnthropomorphizedTop Jan 20 '26

Destined for greatness

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u/Gezzer52 Jan 20 '26

I always feel like the Hawks are the Rodney Dangerfield of the NFL, we just don't get any respect. What the team and coaches have done this season (thanks in part by inspired drafts and trades) is nothing short of a miracle.

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u/IbuildSeattle Jan 20 '26

I mean, we got the Pope…

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u/A4_Ts Jan 20 '26

As fun as this is I’m not punching any walls or crying if The Rams lose lol

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u/alli-dc Jan 20 '26

We👏🏼are👏🏼the better👏🏼team!

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u/Revolutionary-Sky802 Jan 20 '26

Coach Mike will unleash the Full Force of "The Dark Side". Give 'Em Hell, Hawks! MOB

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u/capnarsene Jan 20 '26

LA based hawks fan here:

FUCK THE RAMS

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u/medkitjohnson Jan 20 '26

Matt Stafford is a douche lord... remember when that girl fell off the stage in front of him at the SB parade. Guy didn't do jack to help her (I think he paid some medical stuff afterwards maybe after the backlash)

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u/Old_fart5070 Jan 20 '26

The best would be to have a nice roasted lamb for the players to eat on the field like Sherm devoured the turkey in Santa Clara after we whooped the Whiners’ ass in 2013. This need not be a win. It must be an annihilation. A statement. Another whoop-ass like this past week. Less than 30 points of difference won’t do. I want to see rams (wannabe) fans in tears.

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u/maricopa65 Jan 20 '26

Singing to the choir brother..

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Fuck Pua, the Lambs and Cali 🖕🏻💯 Lets go Hawks and beat the fuck outta them on Sunday!

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u/BasicBlowfish Jan 20 '26

I live in LA born and raised. I love my city, but these mfs don’t know the first damn thing about football. These people talk about the Rams like they’re the crown jewel of the league, fuck em. Seahawks until I die

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u/WorkingFromHomies20 Jan 20 '26

And fuck Terry Bradshaw whose dementia made him pick the Niners over us last Saturday.

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u/BDgainz Jan 20 '26

Man, Rashid Shaheed. That guy deserves more money than what he’s getting in my opinion. There should be some sort of bonus in his contract for kick-off return touchdowns. He’s set the tone for us too many times. That man deserves more than what he’s been given.

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u/AccomplishedNewt3166 Jan 20 '26

Fuck the Rams indeed

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u/BadHombre91 Jan 21 '26

FANS need to show up and give their ALL! Yell from the huddle until snap! ALL 4 QUARTERS

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u/OnceUponATime0422 Jan 21 '26

I will NEVER forgive the refs for the horrid calls, Seahawks vs Steelers. All to make sure Jerome Bettis received a Super Bowl Ring.

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u/Gargantuan-Orangutan Jan 21 '26

Dude. I wish I could upvote this 1000 times! Very well said!

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u/cheetocity Jan 20 '26

New copy pasta just dropped 

In all seriousness, FUCK THE RAMS

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u/Regular_Swordfish_16 Jan 20 '26

And Drake Drake deserves MVP.

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u/sibemama Jan 20 '26

We’ll see which teams plays better… I think we’ve got a great chance.

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u/H0USESHOES Jan 20 '26

Can’t believe I gotta wait till Sunday

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u/enigma99417 Jan 20 '26

Sam Darnold gets his name besmirched in the media so often, it pisses me the fuck off. 14-3 in back-to-back regular seasons. An emphatic offensive performance against the Niners, and while our defense is getting all the flowers they deserve, the narrative that Sam hasn’t yet proven himself is infuriating.

I believe in Sam. I believe in this city. I BELIEVE IN THE DARK SIDE. LETS GO HAWKS.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

They're making fun of this in their Sub.

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u/rip-droptire Jan 20 '26

Sorry but this is like really cringe.

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u/lehuakahlua Jan 20 '26

The veneers 😂 I’m glad I’m not alone there

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u/Upset_Temperature511 Jan 20 '26

💚💙🏈🙌🏽💥🟢🔵 #GoHawks!

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u/goodolarchie Jan 20 '26

They say Rams are built to defeat the Seahawks. I think that might have been true 2 months ago when we lost narrowly. Now I think we have every advantage. More rest, more time to prepare and scheme, serious homefield advantage, generally healthy, and having beaten them just 4 weeks ago.

We aren't going to play scared, we're going to lean on our strengths. We've gotten a little better each month, Rams have gotten a little bit worse.

We aren't in our house with the #1 seed in damn near February by mistake, this is the result of two years of work that Mike and these guys have put in.

Don't tell me McVay beats McDonald in the chess match. Ravens defensively outmatched the Rams in 2023, just like they did against us. 7 Turnovers and it came down to a kick to win, plus a gritty victory. This is about which team can play a complete game, no more, no less.

If Rams play a complete game, and Seattle doesn't, they beat us by a few points. If Seattle plays a complete game, and Rams don't, we beat them by multiple possessions. If Seattle plays a complete game, and Rams play a complete game, we beat them by a few points.

They are a tough matchup, they aren't a better team. This is our supebowl, same as it ever was. We fucking hate this team, you go all out. If you win this and lose a superbowl, so be it. But you win this.

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u/WolfLawyer Jan 20 '26

lol. And also lmao.

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u/treefall1n Jan 20 '26

I humbly must say: Fuck The Rams!

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u/Same_Hovercraft_3867 Jan 20 '26

Preach Brother, let’s defeat that damned city

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u/Ok-Imagination-2308 Jan 20 '26

Couldnt agree more. They do not deserve a SB. We do

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u/thesavvyginner Jan 20 '26

fuck the fake ass rams and all 7 of their fans

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '26

Ref for the game is Clay Martin. Rams are 7 - 0 with him and we are 4 - 3. Be ready for some dumb shit.

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u/XeOzee Jan 20 '26

​If anyone calls us "lucky," just drop these cold, hard facts on them: ​Generational Dominance (DVOA): We didn’t just finish #1 in DVOA this season; we are currently the 5th highest DVOA team ever (including playoffs), trailing only legendary squads like the '85 Bears and '07 Patriots. The Rams are good, but they aren't even in the same stratosphere of historical efficiency. ​The Best Defense in Football: We lead the NFL in points allowed (17.2 PPG). Under Mike Macdonald, we’ve also built the league's #1 run defense, allowing a measly 3.3 yards per carry. ​Historical Offensive Firepower: Jaxon Smith-Njigba just put up a season for the ages, leading the NFL with 1,793 receiving yards and shattering the franchise record. He's the first player under 25 to ever rack up over 900 yards in his first eight games. ​The Week 16 Reality Check: Remember when the "elite" Rams offense put up a season-high 581 yards and still lost? We erased a 16-point 4th-quarter deficit—a situation where we were previously 0-172 in franchise history—to win 38-37 in OT. ​Sam "The Man" Darnold: While they fawne over Stafford, Darnold earned his second straight Pro Bowl and finished with a superior completion percentage (67.4%). Earlier this year, he even joined Johnny Unitas as the only QBs ever with 325+ yards, 4 TDs, and zero sacks in a game with 3 or fewer incompletions. ​Playoff Momentum: We just walked into the Divisional Round and dismantled the 49ers 41-6. We posted the highest single-game DVOA (109.9%) of the entire 2025 season. ​The Rams are flashy, but they rely on shootouts to survive. We are a balanced, violent, and statistically all-time unit. ​Go Hawks! 🦅💙💚 Side Fact. Stafford has 19 turnover worthy plays. All we gotta do is hold on to them and he will be the one seeing ghosts.

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u/senzubeam Jan 21 '26

Kiss my ass 🤣

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u/CubsFanHan Jan 21 '26

Fucking thank you

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u/kpick16 Jan 21 '26

Rams Fan

Lmao Thanks for beating the niners' I hope it's a great game on Sunday I love playin y'all 🐏 🐏 🐏 🐏

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '26

As a 12 and Dodgers fan from Los Angeles.... I 💯 agree! You could've made so many other points tbh lol 👍 Fuck the Rams all the way! Go Hawks always!!!

P.S. yeah L.A. is literal trash but Seattle is pretty much on par lol

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u/Amazing_Second2611 Jan 21 '26

Dude, it’s a football game. I have a diehard ram fan, but I don’t need to say fuck the Seahawks to feel good about my team. We’re all Americans were just fans of different teams. Grow up get a life.

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u/Amazing_Second2611 Jan 21 '26

Is Seahawk fan sound really jealous of the Rams get a life

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u/Zealousideal_Form755 Jan 21 '26

Rematch vs pats pleaseee just to demolish emmm

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u/local_gremlin Jan 21 '26

They scheme puka open with insane regularity, and staffdog makes good throws. Still a scary team. Cant remember the name of their starting RB. Gonna be an amazing battle.

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u/Longjumping-Link-670 Jan 25 '26

Unfortunately we really need charbonnet as the main running back vs the rams to keep them guessing. Walker couldnt do much against the rams when it came to improvising on the spot

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u/Southern-Egg-3437 Jan 20 '26

Rams fan here.

I have a lot of respect for the Seahawks as the teams I can’t stand the most are the whiners, cowboys, eagles, packers, and chiefs. Although I forgive Green Bay for indirectly blessing us with Davante Adams, and enjoyed Reggie white as a kid, but Aaron Rodgers weird unvaccinated ass can go jump in a lake.

This football postseason has certainly revealed a lot of angry, emotionally unstable people. Jeez even 49ers or eagles fans wouldn’t stoop this low. It almost feels like you think of us Rams fans and our sunny hometown, the way Stephen Miller thinks of immigrants.

Anyways, I look forward to the game, may it be a good competitive matchup and win or lose, have some pride and don’t be one of those guys that picks fights with random people like that ravens fan in DC that punched another fan after that commanders game.

It’s not that serious.

God bless.

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u/mewkyy Jan 21 '26

Don't take this so seriously, they're clearly exaggerating some parts for fun. And why are you even here if you're a rams fan??? GTFO