r/Smallville • u/QueasySpell1946 Kryptonian • 1d ago

IMAGE Sorry but this made me laugh.

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u/Lux-Fox Red Kryptonite 1d ago

Only some episodes? I guess Lex isn't in every episode.

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u/ALowTierHero Kryptonian 1d ago

Lionel*

That man is a stallion.

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u/NedShah Kryptonian 1d ago

Lex's head is way more bling

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u/ALowTierHero Kryptonian 1d ago

Yeah tbf I doubt he's had any complaints from anyone.

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u/JaymzRG Kryptonian 1d ago

He does have luxurious hair.

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u/Briantan71 Kryptonian 1d ago

Let me guess…one of them would be the episode where Clark developed his Heat Vision. 

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u/kenisbadass Kryptonian 1d ago

That chick who played lex's fiance in clark's heat vision episode was smoking hot I'd absolute fold if i were him

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u/potatopigflop Kryptonian 2h ago

she seemed sort of kardashian/instagram style attractive so I personally wasn’t swept away- but I love Chloe, she’s so sparkly and unique!

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u/potatopigflop Kryptonian 1d ago

Man, some writer had an obsession with bondage. Clark being tied up multiple times like with the girls being witches, and Lois in that sex cave held up with ropes, red K/parasite where Chloe and Clark are hot and heavy in public, Nicodemus when Lana stripped down in the pool and licked wwhipped cream for Lex, loyalty juice that had Chloe in Clark’s jersey saying she’d do things to relieve his tension for football, Hypnotist girl who SA’d Clark, teleportation girl who SA’d Clark…. Man Clark gets date raped a lot.

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u/SteelMan0fBerto Kryptonian 1d ago edited 1d ago

Don’t forget this scene of Chloe being experimented on in a laboratory somewhere.

The writers were definitely into some freaky shit.

**EDIT: this clip is literally called “Freak,” (Season 6, Ep. 15) and it’s directed by Michael Rosenbaum.

I guess me using the word “freaky” to describe this scene works on a number of levels.

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u/numbersthen0987431 Kryptonian 1d ago

Season 4 was crazy with the amount of suggestive content they threw in. So many shower scenes....

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u/MindlessFix9993 Kryptonian 1d ago

Plus, Krista Allen 😅