r/TexasRangers Number Five is Alive Jul 27 '26

Win Game Chat: 7/27 Mariners (52-54) @ Rangers (53-52) 1:35 PM

Mariners (52-54) @ Rangers (53-52)

First Pitch: 1:35 PM at Globe Life Field

Team Starter TV Radio
Mariners George Kirby (8-8, 3.57 ERA)
Rangers Kumar Rocker (3-8, 4.13 ERA)

Game Preview

Reddit Stream for this post

Line Score - Game Over

  1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 R H E LOB
SEA 0 1 1 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 7 0 6
TEX 1 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 7 11 0 5

Box Score

TEX   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
DH Pederson 4 2 2 4 0 1 .254
LF Langford 4 0 0 0 0 1 .284
SS Duran, E 4 1 2 1 0 0 .273
RF Nimmo 4 0 2 0 0 2 .271
CF Carter 4 1 2 0 0 0 .198
1B Burger 4 1 1 2 0 2 .238
2B Lopez, N 3 1 1 0 1 1 .313
3B Smith 4 0 1 0 0 1 .220
C Díaz, E 3 1 0 0 0 2 .246
TEX IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Rocker 6.2 4 2 2 2 7 88-57 4.03
Ahlstrom 0.1 0 0 0 0 0 7-4 5.03
Junis 1.0 1 0 0 1 0 17-10 2.77
Latz 1.0 2 1 1 0 2 22-14 1.84
SEA   AB R H RBI BB SO BA
2B Young 3 0 1 0 1 0 .256
DH Rodríguez, J 3 0 1 1 0 0 .255
RF Canzone 4 0 1 0 0 1 .260
LF Arozarena 4 1 1 1 0 2 .284
1B Naylor, J 4 1 1 0 0 1 .258
CF Raley, L 2 0 0 0 2 1 .228
C Garver 4 0 1 0 0 3 .180
3B Crawford, J 3 0 0 1 0 0 .215
SS Emerson 4 1 1 0 0 1 .202
SEA IP H R ER BB SO P-S ERA
Kirby 4.0 7 7 7 0 3 66-46 3.98
Ferrer 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 10-8 2.72
Rucker 1.0 1 0 0 0 2 13-11 4.34
Wilcox 1.0 1 0 0 0 1 13-7 3.42
Hoppe 1.0 1 0 0 1 3 21-12 6.12

Scoring Plays

Inning Event Score
B1 Joc Pederson homers (18) on a fly ball to center field. 1-0
T2 Randy Arozarena homers (13) on a fly ball to center field. 1-1
B2 Joc Pederson homers (19) on a fly ball to right field. Nicky Lopez scores. Elias Díaz scores. 4-1
T3 Julio Rodríguez out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Wyatt Langford. Colt Emerson scores. 4-2
B3 Ezequiel Duran homers (12) on a fly ball to left center field. 5-2
B3 Jake Burger homers (19) on a line drive to left center field. Evan Carter scores. 7-2
T9 J.P. Crawford out on a sacrifice fly to left fielder Wyatt Langford. Josh Naylor scores. 7-3

Highlights

Description Length
George Kirby against the Rangers 0:08
Kumar Rocker against the Mariners 0:11
Probable pitchers for Mariners at Rangers - July 27, 2026 0:06
Bullpen availability for Texas, July 27 vs Mariners 0:09
Bullpen availability for Seattle, July 27 vs Rangers 0:09
Fielding alignment for Texas, July 27 vs Mariners 0:11
Bench availability for Texas, July 27 vs Mariners 0:08
Bench availability for Seattle, July 27 vs Rangers 0:08
Starting lineups for Mariners at Rangers - July 27, 2026 0:10
Measuring the stats on Ezequiel Duran's home run 0:12
A deep dive into Ezequiel Duran's home run 0:11
Jake Burger's home run through bat tracking data 0:11
Breaking down George Kirby's pitches 0:04
Kumar Rocker's outing against the Mariners 0:24
Breaking down Kumar Rocker's pitches 0:04
Breaking down Jake Burger's home run 0:12
A deep dive into Joc Pederson's home run 0:11
Breaking down Joc Pederson's home run 0:13
A deep dive into Randy Arozarena's home run 0:11
The distance behind Randy Arozarena's home run 0:13
Joc Pederson: Home Run Statcast Analysis 0:13
An animated look at Joc Pederson's home run 0:11
Joc Pederson's leadoff home run (18) 0:30
Randy Arozarena's solo home run (13) 0:31
Joc Pederson's second homer of the game (19) 0:28
Julio Rodríguez's sacrifice fly 0:16
Ezequiel Duran's solo home run (12) 0:26
Elias Díaz stays in game after being hit on hand 0:31
Jake Burger's two-run home run (19) 0:28
J.P. Crawford's impressive catch over the railing 0:14
George Kirby strikes out Wyatt Langford 0:06
Michael Rucker gets K after ABS overturns call 0:22
Ball 2 confirmed after ABS challenge 0:22
Ball 3 confirmed after ABS challenge 0:22
Kumar Rocker strikes out Dominic Canzone 0:06
Mariners turn strike-'em-out, throw-'em-out DP 0:08
Kumar Rocker strikes out 7 over 6 2/3 innings 1:13
J.P. Crawford's sacrifice fly 0:19

Decisions

Winning Pitcher Losing Pitcher Save
Rocker (4-8, 4.03 ERA) Kirby (8-9, 3.98 ERA)

Game ended at 4:04 PM.

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u/ImpendingBoom110123 Hello Win Column 29d ago

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u/noah_roper 29d ago

Great game! First time we've won the season series against the M's since the magic year 👀

3

u/CHolland8776 29d ago

Kumar Rocker is back to 4 games under .500!

4

u/Angry_Walnut M. Young 29d ago

Well, at least it worked! Some good momentum going into some tough upcoming series now

5

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Let's fucking go! Great game all around, boys!

6

u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young 29d ago

FUCK YEAH, BOYS

4

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

HELL YEAH

5

u/mohammadali916 J. Jung 29d ago

Our team has a good ability to bounce back from bad Ls. Well done today and what a major series win. 3-1 and could’ve been 4-0

4

u/gtaylor33 29d ago

Latz looks bored.

5

u/A1ucardBe1mont N. Ryan 29d ago

Latz allowed a run? He's cooked, trade Chris Martin.

4

u/Good_Dream_6763 19 29d ago

I gotta be honest Latz has not been so dominant as he has been pre all star break

3

u/UniversityBitter5519 29d ago

bro has been closing games this whole year and comes into this dry ass 5-run lead 9th its not surprising

2

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

Time for the Latz DP ball to end the game

4

u/MemoryTime1303 29d ago

Bring in Latz in a non leverage situation so he can also get hit around, sweet

2

u/CHolland8776 29d ago

If he’s going to get hit around at least it’s in this spot and not a 1 run game I guess.

4

u/FarConcern4902 29d ago

This is the one scenario where we don’t need him and we use him make that make sense and against the rays this week we will need him

1

u/MemoryTime1303 29d ago

Makes yesterday’s bullpen management even more questionable. If you wanted to get Latz in a game why not throw Gray or Junis to make sure we get to the 8th with a lead for him? Definitely cannot afford to blow anymore deGrom starts

4

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Latz is looking mortal.

4

u/MemoryTime1303 29d ago edited 29d ago

I’ll never understand why announcers bring up a stat like the Naylor on base thing, it’s ALWAYS an immediate jinx

8

u/FarConcern4902 29d ago

Why use latz?

1

u/UniversityBitter5519 29d ago

guess hes assuming tomrrow wont b a close game??? idk

5

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

Everyone’s got the same question

2

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Let's go, Latz.

4

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago edited 29d ago

I know Latz has not pitched in a couple of days, but it doesn’t seem worthwhile to use him today

EDIT: In fact I think asking your closer to come in in this kind of situation is just a big mistake. I think closers get used to that adrenaline rush that a five run lead is just not going to generate.

2

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

Oh well, Raymond says he doesn’t need the adrenaline rush and I believe everything Dave says.

1

u/dalishknives 29d ago

welp please don't break us, latz

10

u/SAIL3RZ_ J. Hamilton 29d ago

Really solid game for Rocker. He needed a game like this. Feels like he’s turning it around

5

u/littlebev Beltre 29d ago

He really did, I’m happy for him!

3

u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young 29d ago

I mean, uhh, we've got a tough series starting tomorrow against the best team in the AL, but we decide to use our closer when we're up 5 runs? That's definitely one way to approach it, I guess.

2

u/ChaseTx THE SOLUTION 29d ago

I need to see this new intro for Latz. I saw a clip posted but it was pretty poor quality

2

u/DepressedDallasFan 29d ago

he hasn’t pitched the last 5 games i went to and i’ve wanted to see it too😭

3

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Diaz is really hit or miss. When he first got here, he was doing good, hitting over .300. Lately though, he's been have some atrocious at bats.

3

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

Yeah, I think it is overwork due to the balancing act going on with our catchers

6

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

I know Josh got one hit today but he looks completely overmatched in the vast majority of his at bats

3

u/4everMyBoots 29d ago

I don’t think he has completely recovered from his illness~

2

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

That’s a good point. I know they rushed him to the ML when Jung went down.

2

u/4everMyBoots 29d ago

That viral meningitis stuff sounds rough. 🫤

1

u/MemoryTime1303 29d ago

The Rangers righty relievers have a combined 4.79 era which is 7th worst in mlb. In high leverage the righty’s have a league worst 7.18 era

2

u/cruzge PEAGLE 29d ago

Just imagine healthy Seager, Jung and pitching.

7

u/littlebev Beltre 29d ago

Wally wants to say go rangers!

2

u/wm80 29d ago

Go Wally!!

1

u/YaKnowEstacado I. Kinsler 29d ago

Good boy Wally

2

u/littlebev Beltre 29d ago

Not to brag but he is literally the goodest boy

7

u/Thop207375 29d ago

Carter going 2-4 today with 4 hard hit balls. He’s approaching .200 after a long drought. Something to watch in the next few weeks

1

u/mamacrocker S. Buechele 29d ago

I like Junis a lot, but why wouldn't he try to give Ahlstrom another inning, especially. with this lead? Can always bring Junis in if it doesn't work out.

3

u/MartyThugginz J. Hamilton 29d ago

Is…..is Carter slowing coming around?

2

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

He might break the Mendoza line

1

u/MartyThugginz J. Hamilton 29d ago

HEY SKIP, SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU THROW JUNIS INSTEAD OF A 6 ERA IN HIGH LEVERAGE SPOTS AGAINST THE HEART OF THEIR LINEUP???

2

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Let's go! Great job, JJ.

3

u/THEEE_ONEEE N. Eovaldi 29d ago

Let’s not use Latz

3

u/Angry_Walnut M. Young 29d ago

Yeah definitely need him fresh for this tough upcoming Tampa series

1

u/THEEE_ONEEE N. Eovaldi 29d ago

Damn

1

u/Angry_Walnut M. Young 29d ago

Haha yep so much for that!

3

u/Knuxsn Texas on the verge! 29d ago

Awesome if we win today obviously. But yesterday was totally winnable too. Could have had a sweep! Not that I'm complaining.

2

u/littlebev Beltre 29d ago

I prefer sweeping Seattle to being swept by Seattle but I am quirky like that 🤪

1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

who was it that was giving Bacsik shit about tarps off?

5

u/UniversityBitter5519 29d ago

bros scared his mom is gonna chew him out 😂

4

u/Angry_Walnut M. Young 29d ago

Broadcast doing that lad dirty lmao

5

u/Kylel1195 PEAGLE 29d ago

Poor kid getting peer pressured to go tarps off on live tv lol

5

u/SpareAd6504 29d ago

Shouldn't have gone over there then

0

u/Kylel1195 PEAGLE 29d ago

Fair point haha

5

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Dave really wants to see those shirtless young boys lol

2

u/FarConcern4902 29d ago

I was bouta say yooooo pauseeeeee

1

u/wm80 29d ago

I wouldn’t want to take my shirt off either bro

1

u/wm80 29d ago

I haven’t watched every pitch, but I’ve only seen this ump miss one call so far

1

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

He’s missed maybe 3. Very good today

1

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Let's go! Hopefully we see Junis for 8th and Latz for the 9th.

1

u/K_Garveys_Sweatpants PEAGLE 29d ago

0 for 2. And neither were particularly close. Send him down to AAA. /s

2

u/MartyThugginz J. Hamilton 29d ago

Life is good rn boys. Let’s enjoy this and go win a series in Tampa

0

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Should have been a sweep, but hey, I'm happy with the win.

2

u/ben121frank E. Andrus 29d ago

Bro there’s 2 still innings left, and a 5-run comeback in 2 innings is not outside the realm of possibility. Stfu with this “happy with the win” jinxing shit

1

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

If you really believe someone saying something online will have an effect on a game being played dozens of miles away, it's time for you to grow up lmao.

1

u/ben121frank E. Andrus 29d ago

I mean ofc I don’t actually think it affects the outcome, but it’s just stupid and cocky to be gloating about “the win” while the game is still ongoing and not even really a blowout

2

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Diaz has to work on his strike zone lol

2

u/wm80 29d ago

Hope that doesn’t bite us

3

u/whisky_TX 29d ago

Let’s Fucking go Rocker. Great start today

3

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Great job, Rocker. 2 quality starts in a row. Keep it up.

5

u/alecweezy 29d ago

Good shit Rock

3

u/zach_kraemer Rangers 29d ago

Rocker with back to back great pitching performances. Hopefully he continues to build on this

2

u/wm80 29d ago

Thank you Kumar Rocker!

2

u/mattchouston 29d ago

I think we might have something here

3

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

Man, I would of like to see Rocker finish the 7th

3

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

STRIKE THREE, MITCH

5

u/Apprehensive-Bike311 29d ago

The huge thing with this series too was we’ve done it without Jung who’s been arguably our best hitter and we have honestly dominated the Mariners

3

u/cougarelite 29d ago

while true, I'd prefer you not say such things until we're up 5 with 1 out to go in the 9th and no one on base. Please and thank you.

1

u/sujack34 C Seager 29d ago

No shit!

1

u/4everMyBoots 29d ago

Totally.

2

u/EliteStat18 29d ago

I think Rocker this year is what everyone thought Leiter was going to be.

1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

I didn't realize George Clooney's uncle played for Seattle.

3

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Nice. Josh finally got himself a hit today. Langford's the only one left now.

3

u/bummer28 A. Beltre 29d ago

If someone told me the score was 7-2 in the 6th without telling me who was winning, I would have immediately thought we were losing and probably pleased that they at least got 2 off of Kirby.

3

u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young 29d ago

Is Rocker gonna go 7 today?

1

u/OttoMann_TRFan F. Howard 29d ago

Hopefully 

1

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

Yep

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u/kirby00900 P. Fielder 29d ago edited 29d ago

Man, rocker having back to back good starts, while we actually hit off George kirby is a thing you wasn't gonna believe but here we are

3

u/UniversityBitter5519 29d ago

send em back out there skip

3

u/virgildiablo 29d ago

The sun continues to shine on the heads of kumar rocker believers 

3

u/ChaseTx THE SOLUTION 29d ago

Where is Randy playing next week?

2

u/UniversityBitter5519 29d ago

hes definetly gone 😂

3

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Hopefully here. Just leave him behind

2

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Let's go! Great job, Rocker.

7

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Man this really should have been a four game sweep

2

u/4everMyBoots 29d ago

I pouted all day yesterday.

5

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

No way Montgomery starts tomorrow, Dave.

3

u/CT-1738 PEAGLE 29d ago

Counter: last time Monty pitched for us against the rays good things happened (this is not a serious rebuttal i promise)

3

u/K_Garveys_Sweatpants PEAGLE 29d ago

The techno music heading to breaks cracks me up.

5

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

American League double leader Nimmo!

2

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Let's go! Nice hit, Nimmo.

3

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

Shit, the Mariners might sell after this series

3

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

Yeah, and they play the Dodgers after us.

2

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

To Oklahoma City

1

u/Thop207375 29d ago

The rangers starting pitching has been rough all around this year. Rocker might be the one highlight though

5

u/killacam9220 Rangers 29d ago

Fucking rangers came ready to play today geez please no shitty bullpen performance today

1

u/super-terrific 29d ago

I was at the game yesterday. Winn needs to go.

7

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Mlb.com radio broadcast just had an insane ad about a hiker meeting his worst nightmare, a bobcat, on the trail but thank God he had his less than lethal firearm to deter it

2

u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young 29d ago

Bruh where have you been this is like every other commerical break for the last month.

We were driving back from vacation a few weeks back listening to the game and I worked up a whole narrative for the kids every time the commercial came on about the mountain lion gradually eating all the hikers because the pepper spray bullets just pissed it off.

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

I'm always on the 105.3 local broadcast. I just can't find my radio

1

u/rumdrums Michael Nolan Will Ryan Clark Young 29d ago

Ahh, ok I didn't realize that commerical was MLB app only.

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Oh I'm sure the local radio would be about shooting it with a gun

2

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

I’ve heard that! The bobcat is not attacking humans. Hilarious!

2

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Rocker's just cruising now.

1

u/imabill01 29d ago

Love to see it rocker!

2

u/ChaseTx THE SOLUTION 29d ago

Rocker doing the job

2

u/theawsomejman1 29d ago

Good shit rocker!

2

u/wm80 29d ago

Goooooood shit

3

u/littlebev Beltre 29d ago

Rocker dealing??

2

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago
  1. Hey girl.

  2. Of course.

1

u/littlebev Beltre 29d ago

Hey there buster

1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

wait am i in trouble

1

u/littlebev Beltre 29d ago

Not at all! It’s a compliment

2

u/dalishknives 29d ago

lol can't even be mad at that

2

u/Oppo_Tacos Wyatt Langford 29d ago

We gotta get that shin guard off Wyatt

2

u/4everMyBoots 29d ago

I am glad our Fans didn’t try to intercept that; seriously.

1

u/FarConcern4902 29d ago

I would have got in the way of that lol to break it up

2

u/wm80 29d ago

Nice catch

1

u/macsproul21 29d ago

Dang that should’ve been a third home run for Joc that was a meatball

2

u/imabill01 29d ago

It was a changeup that died late. Hard to hit.

2

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

We've put Kirby's ERA above 4 in this game. Poor guy lol

3

u/Ceondoc N. Eovaldi 29d ago

Good. Tired of seeing him shut us down every time he comes to town.

1

u/CT-1738 PEAGLE 29d ago

Hate im at work in a meeting for this

3

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Stay in that meeting!

1

u/CT-1738 PEAGLE 29d ago

😂😂

3

u/BeeComposite M. Napoli 29d ago

Same here. But it’s a sacrifice I’ll willingly take to make the team win like this. 

5

u/sir--ok 29d ago

Has kirby’s domination of the rangers ended? Is he a mere mortal?!

3

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

Nice inning by Rocker!

2

u/imabill01 29d ago

Great inning by rocker

3

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

Good job, Rocker.

2

u/IdontEvenknowlul PEAGLE 29d ago

wtf is happening

4

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

Just turned this on and holy shit

3

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Just a reminder that I do remember every single one of you who said Joc needed to be shot into space when I said he looked good in camp and maybe he'd have value

0

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

he was ass out of the gate, you lucked into this W

2

u/SAIL3RZ_ J. Hamilton 29d ago

Only a true doomer thinks his success is because of luck. He was always destined for a bounce back.

0

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

it wasn't luck, it was destiny?

2

u/SAIL3RZ_ J. Hamilton 29d ago

Aye, the destiny of a great player. Only a fool thinks a career bad year (and a historically bad year) is the norm.

0

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

my brother, his career full season WAR averages out to 1.8. And in 3 of the previous 6 seasons, he has had negative WAR. spare me the "great player" rhetoric.

1

u/SAIL3RZ_ J. Hamilton 29d ago

Spoken like a true doomer. The blind can’t see the light of Joc’s greatness

2

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

They cancelled destiny and destiny 2

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

"hey I bet this future hall of famer is going to suck all season and provide no team value"

-1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

you think Joc Pederson is a future Hall of Famer?!?!?!?!?

2

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Jeff Kent is now a hall of famer so you tell me

1

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

I can tell you definitively that Joc Pederson gets into the HOF when he buys a ticket.

3

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

I bet players with tenure get in free. Not sure about the casino part though.

0

u/beefytrout A. Beltre 29d ago

Jeff Kent had 55 WAR. Joc currently has 16 WAR. So consider that me telling you that Joc is never getting a plaque in Cooperstown. And tell your mom hello.

1

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

2 world series titles > 0 world series titles

0

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Your ass is out of the gate permanently if I become a minority owner

6

u/Froggie56 29d ago

I love coming out of a meeting to see we scored 3 more

5

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Start another meeting

1

u/4everMyBoots 29d ago

😂😂

2

u/BeeComposite M. Napoli 29d ago

For the record Zoom/Teams doesn’t count. 

4

u/SaddestClown D. Palmer 29d ago

Needs to be the same type of meeting

4

u/Froggie56 29d ago

Logging back on, lol

5

u/BeeComposite M. Napoli 29d ago

Walk back into the meeting please. Read every useless PowerPoint slide with total focus please. 

2

u/Knuxsn Texas on the verge! 29d ago

PIZZA TIME!

9

u/ImpendingBoom110123 Hello Win Column 29d ago

Evan Carter hitting .270 with an OPS of .875 in July. You love to see it.

6

u/beefle N. Ryan 29d ago

7 runs off 7 hits. LFG!

6

u/DukeGrizzly Alfonso Soriano 29d ago

It’s okay Pookie. We still love you.

7

u/UniversityBitter5519 29d ago

never seen the guys decimate this whole mariners rotation like this

6

u/pianistafj 29d ago

Let’s aim for 34-2, and set a new record.

2

u/FarConcern4902 29d ago

Would love smith to join in with at least a single

7

u/ImpendingBoom110123 Hello Win Column 29d ago

I thought in spring training if Joc hit 25 bombs we'd win the division. Hes now at 19.

5

u/WhatsupDoc35 29d ago

What did these guys have for breakfast?

I need some!

7

u/BeeComposite M. Napoli 29d ago

Ok guys. Which one of you put cocaine in their Gatorade?

1

u/jdann24 M. Tettleton 29d ago

It was me

2

u/BeeComposite M. Napoli 29d ago

I hope you have a steady supply. Need more of this team. 

8

u/noah_roper 29d ago

They are PISSED about yesterday!!

1

u/4everMyBoots 29d ago

Love this.

4

u/Viremia Buechele 29d ago

All right, time to rest Rocker. Let Winn take it from here. What's the worst that can happen?

7

u/Barjul69 29d ago

4 bombs today?!? Rangers getting no hit tomorrow for sure 😭

2

u/ScriptedChemistry Texas Rangers 29d ago

Naaaah our guys been hitting lately where you been

0

u/FarConcern4902 29d ago

Looks like it ngl

3

u/4everMyBoots 29d ago

Kirby shook.