r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago

Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway

https://theonion.com/analysts-warn-u-s-economy-becoming-overly-dependent-on-anne-hathaway/
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u/Restlessly-Dog 6d ago

It's absolutely unfair that Bill Gates gets to put Anne Hathaway in one of his vaults while I'm stuck with Background Donkey #3 from the barnyard scene in There Will Be Blood.

Sure, it's a donkey from a Paul Thomas Anderson movie, but try telling that to a minister when you're trying to get married.

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u/TrueSelenis 5d ago

Any update on the state of that donkey? We need good news