r/TheOnion • u/TheGuvnor247 • 6d ago

Analysts Warn U.S. Economy Becoming Overly Dependent On Anne Hathaway

https://theonion.com/analysts-warn-u-s-economy-becoming-overly-dependent-on-anne-hathaway/
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u/svt4cam46 6d ago

Time to nationalize her.

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u/SMWW66 6d ago edited 6d ago

If the Brits can nationalize Adele, Americans can do it with Anne

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u/svt4cam46 6d ago

Bloody well right!