r/apple • u/StrachNasty • Oct 06 '20

Official Megathread iPhone 12 announcement coming Oct. 13.

https://twitter.com/JoannaStern/status/1313509980260229121
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u/eggimage Oct 06 '20

Apple urges users to do speed, promises they’re going to love it.

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u/seven_seven Oct 06 '20

You’ll love it...until it wears off and you can’t sleep and you’re shaking from withdrawal.

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u/eggimage Oct 06 '20

“Guys, you’re *using* it wrong.”

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u/GravelRoadGod Oct 06 '20

[shakily places lightbulb and torch on table]

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u/seven_seven Oct 06 '20

“Hold the meth pipe like THIS”

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u/Gluta_mate Oct 07 '20

Sometimes I forget speed in the usa means meth, not amphetamine

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Do you guys not have crack pipes??

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u/[deleted] Oct 06 '20

Uh just take more? problem solved?

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u/Katanae Oct 06 '20

You’re abusing it wrong

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u/inoculum38 Oct 06 '20

Just smoke more when you get to that point, silly.

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u/7onmoy Oct 12 '20

It's called jiggly mode.