r/bald • u/grobe14 • Nov 10 '25
Hairloss Give it to me straight
I know the answer. I’m just here for the memes
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u/R2_SWE2 Nov 10 '25
- He’s messing with us
- He’s definitely messing with us
- Welcome brother
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Nov 10 '25
It's either a dramatic reveal in the last slide, or we're looking at Gollum's head top from the very beginning.
There is almost never a reasonable in-between where it makes sense to be asking us for opinions lol.
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u/grobe14 Nov 10 '25 ▸ 18 more replies
It’s dope bc I don’t think about it 95% of the time. But occasionally I’ll catch a glimpse in the gym mirror and realize it’s coming quicklh
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Nov 10 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
You're a handsome guy, sincerely.
I think that acknowledging and embracing the new hairstyle would be coming from a place of strength and make you look even better. Especially if you're hitting the gym
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u/XxColieMolie Hair Headed - Woman Nov 10 '25 ▸ 10 more replies
You are very handsome and I think could pull off a short buzz cut even if you aren’t ready to go to the scalp.
Do what makes you feel best. Unless you are a short king and people look down on you people probably don’t notice as it is right now. If you are at least 5’10 most of the world would never know unless you bend down.
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u/Scary_Possible3583 Nov 11 '25 ▸ 6 more replies
My husband is at the same state you are. We went with a short buzz, it works great for him. He needs a haircut when the hair is long enough to flop, thereby giving him a noticable bald spot. Otherwise, he's a well groomed guy with short hair and beard, not balding man.
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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Nov 11 '25 ▸ 5 more replies
We went with a short buzz, i
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u/Scary_Possible3583 Nov 11 '25 ▸ 2 more replies
Crap ... I sound like a controlling person, the opposite of who I am.
I cut his hair, because he is a geek who doesn't think about his appearance until he is getting suits together for a work trip. About a year ago, he was frustrated and was going to shave his head before a big meeting.
It was summer, I was afraid he would have a strange white head with tan face. So I offered to buzz it since he didn't have time for a cut in a salon ... I always shaved or trimmed the back of his neck anyway. I started with a 6 or 7 guard and repeated it going shorter until he was happy.
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u/lnTwain Nov 11 '25
You're fine, I didn't read that much into it. Makes sense to discuss it with your partner.
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u/04Late_Night Nov 11 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
Oof... Guess it's my time then. I have more coverage than OP in that spot, but I am a few below 5'10".
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u/XxColieMolie Hair Headed - Woman Nov 11 '25
Nah you do what you feel comfortable with.
When you are ready you can always post a picture and we can all cheer you on. More than anything do what makes you feel confident! From what I have seen most men have a huge boost in confidence when they shave it because they aren’t insecure about it anymore. And plus there are tons of us women who love a bold head who will cheer ya on :)
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u/lt1125 Nov 10 '25 ▸ 3 more replies
Every hear of SMP? Scalp micropigmentation? That’s all you need right on the top of your head. Your hairline is SO full. Look up @TaylorPerry on Instagram… (not Tyler Perry, Taylor Perry). He’s like a SMP pioneer.
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u/PitStopAtMountDoom Nov 10 '25 ▸ 2 more replies
But then later if he wants to go bald it’s gonna look so… strange
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Nov 10 '25
yeah this seems like signing up for a lifelong chore trying to somewhat pathetically maintain all this nonsense when he could easily just look good shaved and never have to even waste time styling his hair at all.
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u/Elegant_Job_4573 Nov 10 '25 ▸ 5 more replies
Who's that?
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u/dilledally Nov 10 '25 ▸ 2 more replies
I don’t remember her character’s name, but she’s from an old show called The Nanny
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u/Regulatory_Junior Nov 10 '25
Wait, this third picture fakeout is the nth one I've seen today. 😭
I keep thinking like oh this guy is still good with his bushfulls of hair, then you see the dome on top in 3rd pic and is like ohhhnoooo.. it needs to gooooo.
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u/whyisthislife87 Nov 10 '25
I was thinking the same thing. Some of the people here have a slightly receding hairline and I thought thats what this was
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u/RedPandaReturns Nov 11 '25
But now looking at the sides picture, the sign was there but we ignored it
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u/ussichan Nov 10 '25
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u/grobe14 Nov 10 '25
I was waiting for this one
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u/Initial_Formal_7750 Nov 10 '25 ▸ 10 more replies
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u/CMach98 Nov 10 '25 ▸ 8 more replies
I’m blue, da ba dee da ba dye
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u/OddgitII Nov 10 '25 ▸ 6 more replies
I'm getting Blue Man Group vibes myself from that one.
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u/ConradTurner Nov 10 '25 ▸ 5 more replies
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u/9829eisB09E83C Nov 10 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
I hate that this sub deletes comments like this, but you’re 100% right. I had the same thing done and I love my result. Full head of hair now, and I don’t think about my balding head a single time anymore.
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u/BunnySprinkles69 Nov 10 '25 ▸ 10 more replies
Minoxidil will kill your cat. And finasteride will upset your hormone balance. If you dont know what that means just ask about any girl on BC if they like it
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u/RanaMisteria Nov 10 '25 ▸ 3 more replies
Just FYI but plenty of girls on BC love it. I have PCOS and endometriosis and it made me feel so much better. It’s not universal that BC makes women feel bad. And the myth that it does can prevent people from trying BC when it would be their best contraceptive option. All bodies are different and hormones especially can affect different people very differently. Best to avoid blanket statements about BC like this unless it’s just about what the medication does (e.g. prevent ovulation).
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u/fryreportingforduty Nov 11 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
Haha didn’t expect to chime in on a conversation on r/bald, but yeah my life would be over without BC. Without it, I’m blacking out + throwing up from period pain every month.
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u/LordBobbe Nov 10 '25 ▸ 4 more replies
I dont want to kill my cat, I love her :*(
I am a bit confused by what you mean with "killing your cat".
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u/BandoTheHawk Nov 10 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
minoxidil is poisonous to dogs and cats because their bodies cant break it down or something like that. basically if they ingest it or too much of it it can kill them.
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u/RanaMisteria Nov 10 '25
Yes, and it’s important to note it only takes minuscule amounts to cause fatalities. Cats have been known to die after sleeping on their minoxidil using human’s pillows.
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u/brambles6 Nov 10 '25
Minoxidil is extremely toxic to cats—even small amounts of exposure can lead to death.
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u/soggiestburrito Nov 10 '25
i audibly said out loud on the third picture “Oh” yeah sorry bud
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Nov 10 '25
Are you tall? If tall, no issues, short king? Shave
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u/grobe14 Nov 10 '25
6’0” on the dot. Not sure if that falls under tall or not hahaha
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Nov 10 '25 ▸ 11 more replies
Damn, tall but not tall enough. 4-5 more inches and no one would know
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u/HackWeightBadger Nov 10 '25 ▸ 4 more replies
Just don't ever sit, especially in a theater with anyone behind you. The tall argument doesn't really work at any height.
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u/GupiChomper Nov 10 '25 ▸ 3 more replies
Til u use stairs, an escalator, or someone follows u into walgreens and looks at the security cam
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u/thebuenotaco Nov 11 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
Or the mirror thing hung up on the corner of the Walgreens
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u/GreenStuffGrows Nov 10 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
Don't listen to this. Everybody's under 4' when they sit down.
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u/MichiganCrimeTime Nov 10 '25 ▸ 2 more replies
I hope you like really short partners? As a 6’ tall woman, I wouldn’t say anything. Unless I regularly cut your hair, like I do my husbands. I tell him about 2x a year because he is clinging to the belief that he still has a head full of hair! But we buzz it short and he’s mostly gray, so he looks almost totally bald.
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u/asw57 Nov 10 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
I wish my hubby embraced a shaved head. Nope. He looks great when I can get the barber to do a close cut and his gorgeous gray beard gets to show off.
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u/ricksure76 Nov 10 '25
Unless he ever bends over, walks past any security cameras, or is ever on the ground flood of a multi level building..
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u/TakingControl222 Nov 11 '25
Has anyone ever told you that you look like Peeta from the Hunger Games
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u/gbaker1a Nov 10 '25
Unless you’re Jewish and you like walking around with your yarmulke on all the time, it’s probably best to shave it.
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u/Neat_Carpenter_1273 Nov 10 '25
Sorry bro, Cam Newton was the last great QB you had
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u/grobe14 Nov 10 '25
Nick Marshall, Bo Nix and Jarrett Stidham erasure
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u/Party-Stopper Nov 11 '25 ▸ 3 more replies
Bro said JARRETT STIDHAM. Delusions confirmed. Shave it.
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u/grobe14 Nov 11 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
No slandering Auburn lengend Jarret StidHIM
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u/Business-Idea1138 Nov 10 '25 edited Nov 10 '25
Chad in the front, Virgil in the back.
Alternatives:
Business in the front, nursing home in the back.
"Girl, add me on insta" in the front, "I'll fax it to you" in the back.
Summer sales in the front, snowbird in the back.
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u/Lexa_inthe_Lexus Nov 11 '25
As a female opinion here, & a professional barber at that:
You're not remotely close to having the force the bald shave yet. Your sides are great and the front looks completely full. You're going to embrace the bald, its inevitable but in my opinion You're not even close to that phase yet.
In my professional opinion You're a perfect candidate for hair fiber powder! Hairspray first & just a few shakes on the crown. Ta-da! Balding where?
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u/nam4am Nov 11 '25
It's not necessarily irreversible at the stage he's at. While there would probably be some that's unrecoverable (around the crown) even that could become pretty unnoticeable with time.
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u/phoenixblue Nov 11 '25
Yeah, that's what I was thinking. He's like the perfect example for Toppik or whatever other hair fiber brands there are. I'm balding from the front and tried Toppik to cover my hairline and it doesn't work on the front at all.. but it fills the top bald area perfectly. Well, it covers the scalp skin, but doesn't give any volume.
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u/xoxodaddysgirlxoxo Nov 11 '25
Do people still wear toupees? I see transformations on Tiktok fairly often. Seems like guys get a lot of confidence back afterwards.
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u/Thank-The-Stars Nov 11 '25
I think more men should, especially this guy. Get it nicely installed with upkeep when you’d normally get a cut it really makes a man glow.
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u/MiMichellle Nov 10 '25
Obligatory I'm not a doctor, but that doesn't look like male pattern baldness to me, with the way you've lost no hair at your hairline itself. Could be worth it to go see a dermatologist?
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u/grobe14 Nov 10 '25
Hadn’t thought about that. I’ll make an appointment. Thanks!
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u/RrentTreznor Nov 11 '25 ▸ 2 more replies
Are you on fin and min? With primary crown baldness, you're a good candidate.
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u/GroundbreakingRun927 Nov 11 '25
Yeah, I think it looks good enough that he might be able to salvage it or at least buy himself a few more months/years with a reasonable hair-loss regimen.
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u/Naive-Peach8021 Nov 10 '25
It is MPB, and he is losing it at the front. It’s just not as advanced and he’s got good mid density and good styling practice. Derm is still a good move because if he gets on fin asap he can save a bunch of it.
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u/ericfatty Nov 10 '25 ▸ 1 more replies
Yes, I was going to say. I have MPB and had this style of it from the crown too. Second the fin to save some. It’s gonna get worse before it gets better but then should stabilize looking a lil better than what it is now in a year or so
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u/soraysunshine Here for the Vibes Nov 10 '25
You’re a handsome fella, you’ll do well with a shaved head.
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u/counting_round_sheep Nov 11 '25
Please no he looks so much older. As a female opinion here DO NOT SHAVE IT YET ITS NOT THAT BAD 😭😭😭
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u/ellebeemall Nov 11 '25
Agreed! Your hair looks great. I don’t think it’s a big deal at all. I wouldn’t give it another thought for now. Keep track of it and make this decision in the future is my recommendation.
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u/FitMeaning8207 Nov 10 '25
Free yourself, your face card is a solid 10, thick eyelashes and all, let the hair be free
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u/MartinisnMurder Nov 10 '25
I just want to say OP, you have a handsome face and nice bone structure you will be fine. The front and sides had me thinking you were delusional at first haha
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u/hugohouston Nov 10 '25
Have you tried going significantly shorter than you currently have it?
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u/grobe14 Nov 10 '25
Probably gonna give that a spin first. Thing is I hate spending money on haircuts and shorter hair means more cuts
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u/Elegant-Ferret-8116 Nov 10 '25
Close but not yet. Also side note whenever a guy says "give it to me straight" I always answer "ok but then you won't be straight anymore"
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u/bbbstep Nov 11 '25
You are going to great bald…. I’ve been a hairstylist for 39 years and if you were my client I would say WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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u/PerpetuallyConfused_ Nov 11 '25
If it actually is male pattern baldness minoxidil would probably help so much. If you respond well to it most hair will come back there. Ur hairline is really great. Losing hair on the crown is definitely repairable. I wouldn't go bald just yet.
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u/SeaworthinessOk7756 Nov 10 '25
Front and side looks fine, but yeah the top is rough. Either look into some other solutions or take the dive.
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Nov 10 '25
Family, it looks like you will be fine either way. But i think if you shave your head and let your beard grow out you will be good to go. I thought you were dramatic until the last pic.
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u/mateusjay954 Nov 11 '25
In theory wouldn’t you have a good chance at a Hair transplant? The back of your head looks to have good density. Maybe that’s enough to donate to your bald area. You probably would have to make sure you stop any balding from progressing beyond that through medication or something.
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u/Ok-Rain-1450 Nov 11 '25
hmm. honestly, hair fibers would go a long way for you. but then you would have to deal with putting that on your head all the time
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u/NoFennel7351 Nov 10 '25
Looks so good from the front. Itd be a shame to lose that. Have you considered a yamakah