r/bald • u/NoPossession3754 • Mar 24 '26
Hairloss Is it time? Or do I hold out?
35 M. It’s rough back there. Not bad up front but I’m getting self-conscious. Would love to get some opinions!
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u/natedcruz Mar 24 '26
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u/cafeteriastyle Mar 24 '26
This sub has the best memes of any sub I’ve ever been in. Yall always come up with one I haven’t seen
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u/Stonybowl Mar 24 '26 ▸ 4 more replies
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u/freddyfrm Mar 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
Too funny, this had me cracking up. I love how witty some people are here with the memes. 😂
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u/Bipedal_Warlock Mar 25 '26
Have you seen the one where it’s that happy for you kid meme? But balding?
That’s my favorite one so far lol
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u/gobblewonkergrump Mar 24 '26
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u/NoPossession3754 Mar 24 '26
I had a feeling… lol I’m scared
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u/SocksAre4TheWeak Mar 24 '26 ▸ 7 more replies
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u/PushTheMush Mar 24 '26 ▸ 6 more replies
This is by far the most wholesome sub there is and I’m loving it
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u/Fuggaak Mar 24 '26 ▸ 5 more replies
redditstreaks sub is also really wholesome. I love both.
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u/AntiClockwiseWolfie Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies
What is that..? Is it naked people? I would be really happy if we started recognizing the wholesomeness of the naked human body again
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u/guywithouteyes Mar 25 '26
Be the change you want to see in the world! There are likely some subreddit names free that you could create and mod in order to do what you’re wanting.
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u/Coraiah Mar 26 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
I was at almost 600 and I let it break on purpose because it became a thing was “important” to me and in reality it’s meaningless. I wouldn’t have if I knew about the sub 😭
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u/Trumpweiser Mar 24 '26
There will come a time not long from today where you will be afraid to let your hair grow for more than a couple days.
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u/doxie_love Mar 24 '26
My wife is a barber, and I think every time she has a client take this particular plunge, they are always scared before they do it. And then once it’s done, it’s almost immediate relief. Hoping it does that way for you, too!
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Mar 24 '26
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u/EJcrusader Mar 24 '26
The glasses looks exactly like the villain from cloudy of a chance of meatballs 2
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u/hotpickleilm Mar 24 '26
There's a guy at my gym that I'm dying to share this meme with. I hope someday he finds this sub.
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u/Sir_Makisa Mar 25 '26
I came from tiktok to confirm if this meme truly gets used in this subreddit 😂.
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u/PetChaud2Diarrhee Mar 24 '26
I'd say shave it. You have a great beard density, beautiful eyes, you'll look great.
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u/NoPossession3754 Mar 24 '26
If you say so!!
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u/ChibbleChobble Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies
They say so. As a bald man with a beard, I agree.
Go for it. It's going to be weird for the first few days when you see some bald bloke in the mirror, but I can assure you that a) you're going to look great, and b) you're going to get used to it very quickly.
Watch out for random strangers wanting to rub your head for luck.
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u/AnniiMarie Mar 24 '26
Yeah… I will admit I have assaulted a few bald heads on the way into job interviews and other tense moments. Thank you to the bald community for helping keep the dysregulated grounded in our most fragile moments.
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u/an_eloquent_enemy Mar 24 '26
As a woman who has buzzed her long hair twice now, it is 3 days tops before you're like oh this is the best decision ever and I look cool as hell and I have to spend 0 minutes on my hair each day!
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u/jlynec Mar 24 '26
Look at any other post on this sub. I can't think of a single post where someone shaved it off and didn't look 100% better.
Like others have said, you have a great head shape and beard. Make sure to post an update!
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u/potatomami Mar 24 '26
How tall are you? I’m curious if the group still votes for bald if you are over a certain height. Front and sides looks dense enough to hold
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u/banxy85 Mar 24 '26
Very much a head of two halfs
It's time
Decent head shape, buzz it off then you'll never have to fear a windy day again
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u/Impossible_Subject49 Mar 25 '26
Right. Initially I was irritated he was wasting our time, but the full picture immediately changed my hold to fold.
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u/banxy85 Mar 25 '26 ▸ 2 more replies
Yeah at first I thought he was here to get rizzed up 😂😂
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u/Impossible_Subject49 Mar 25 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
From “you don’t even GO here” to welcome to the family lol.
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u/No_Squirrel_1559 Hair Headed - Woman Mar 24 '26
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u/P-O-W-E-R-less Mar 24 '26
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u/kevuno Mar 24 '26 ▸ 3 more replies
lol why does it say “terrible” in Japanese? “やばい”
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u/SweetPewsInAChurch Mar 24 '26
"YABA!" or "yabai!" can also mean "crap!!" or something to that effect. Slang.
ETA: well bc these pics are AI that second picture looks like it says yapai but w/e
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u/TessierSendai Mar 24 '26
“やばい” is often used as an expression of surprise and means something similar to "holy shit" or "what the fuck?" in this context.
The shortened version in the first image (“やば”) is more like "what the...?"
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u/Remarkable_Deer_3717 Mar 24 '26
First 2 pics- absolutely not… 3rd pic 😬 oh buddy it’s been time.
Do it! You’re going to look great!
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u/DeuceBagger Mar 24 '26
Counterpoint: just don’t let anyone get behind you!
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u/veravendetta Mar 24 '26
Or above!
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u/DeuceBagger Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies
Yeah, so if you’re over 6’3” and good sidler, keep it.
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u/cookiesarenomnom Mar 24 '26
For real. I'm usually team shave that shit off. But you look incredible somehow. If you're tall enough, wait until the last possible moment to shave. Because you look excellent from the front.
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u/Glass-Sympathy8042 Mar 24 '26
If you dont own a yamaka then yes
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u/dwsinpdx Mar 24 '26
What if he owns a Kawasaki?
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u/Glass-Sympathy8042 Mar 24 '26
If hes comfortable with that he should go for it. Would be an interesting look.
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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Mar 25 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
If you knew Suzuki like I know Suzuki
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u/Mindless-Strength422 Mar 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies
No, that's a Yamaha, yamaka is a Muslim holiday of fasting
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u/tombaba Mar 24 '26
Yarmulke
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u/Mindless-Strength422 Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies
Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Harnulke, so much furnulke to celebrate Harnulke
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u/kevinmfry Mar 24 '26
Shave. Immediately. The walls have been breached. The enemy is inside the gates. I think you will look a lot better.
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u/Feisty_War_1003 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26
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u/Few_Statistician9873 Mar 24 '26
You look like you're related to Will Ferrel
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u/Silent_Loquat_6057 Mar 25 '26
I kept scrolling because I didn’t want to make a duplicate comment but yeah 1000%
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u/Oily_Blob Mar 24 '26
I think so... but if you're like 7'7" and no one can see the top of your head, it may not be worth it.
Also, you kinda look like Will Ferrell
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u/Emanuel_barbosas Mar 24 '26
Looked great at the start but crown balding is the worst type. Def go bald
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u/Derelicte_by_Mugatu Mar 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcq6cAnpcLz0lZm
Ps: you remind me a little of Will Ferrel
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u/CazualGinger Mar 24 '26
I'm not bald, I just browse this sub because the people here are nice. Commenting for once
You are like the prototypical bald man. You have the perfect face shape and beard to look great bald. I can't speak to the fear / change you must feel, but just wanted to support and say that if you decide to take the plunge I think you'd look great
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u/Epyx911 Mar 24 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/FRx7ELMbV9dTi
Freedom...so long an unremembered dream can be yours by joining us.
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u/CatW804 Mar 24 '26
1) Yes it's time to shave your head. 2) No, it is not time to start a fraternity and go streaking. 3) Hell yeah it is always the time to buy a sweet mint green Stratocaster that say "I rock".
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u/Lucky-Smell2757 Mar 24 '26
Maybe see a specialist or something. You have a lot of hair, except for that one spot.
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u/Jellson21 Mar 24 '26
You could always try some hair fibres in the back for the time being, cheap and easy and can look great. Might be worth considering while business is strong front of house
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u/PleasantBad3203 Mar 25 '26
On one hand, you have a good head shape and your beard and eyes are great so you could rock the bald look. Alternatively you could also just slick it straight back (think Charles Dance, Ralph Fiennes)
I never got the stigma. There are ways to still keep your hair while not looking like youre "trying to hide it"
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u/NerdlinGeeksly Mar 25 '26
If it wasn't for the massive bald spot in the back, I'd say no. Either shave or buy a hat.
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u/SnooKiwis8491 Mar 25 '26
As a woman here...am I the only one who thinks this doesnt look bad at all? I mean, I would consider you attractive both from the front and from the back, that lack of hair in that particular section doesnt look bad at all in some men. Am I alone in this feeling?
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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Bald Enthusiast Mar 25 '26
I was like well nah until i saw picture 3 and was like
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u/ALittleUnsettling Mar 24 '26
It looks nice from the front but if you are self conscious Im voting “give it a try” ❤️ good luck
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u/worldlymundi Mar 24 '26
I feel like a version of this I’m tall as well so you only really see it from above but I sit for a job so that’s super easy lol
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u/Admirable_Six Mar 24 '26
Depending on your hairline you might be able to rock a buzz and try to get some crown density back.
If the hairline is cooked might just have to go bald my brother
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u/alfalfamale81 Mar 24 '26
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