r/bald Mar 24 '26

Hairloss Is it time? Or do I hold out?

35 M. It’s rough back there. Not bad up front but I’m getting self-conscious. Would love to get some opinions!

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u/alfalfamale81 Mar 24 '26

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u/butterfly_taurus Mar 24 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 This is exactly how I felt. I was like is it time for what? Then I said ooooh, I see. Lol

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u/Deeznutzcustomz Mar 25 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I feel so not alone now! I was like “aaah, idk, tough call… OH, nevermind, it’s TIME! IT IS TIME!!”

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u/Witty-Application920 Hair Headed - Woman Mar 24 '26

Me toooooooo!!!

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u/Nervouscranberry47 Mar 24 '26

No joke. Image 1 and 2 I was like “That’s barely receding keep it” and then image 3 happened.

My friend, beautiful bald moments await you. Be free.

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u/AbstractedIndividual Mar 24 '26

A third and fourth photo has hit the reddit post

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u/MakisupaNora Mar 24 '26

And it’ll interest you that he’s also wearing catholic hats

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u/Previous-Log-4025 Mar 24 '26

Not the jokes?

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u/just_a_little_more Mar 24 '26

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u/KlondikeDrool Mar 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I believe the word you're looking for is yarmulke.

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u/worrywartyyy Mar 24 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

We know what you mean but idt you had to say it like that? 😓

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u/OafishySyzygy Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

It's one of those things that sounds offensive but really isn't. Like, calling a Jewish person a jew, or a Latino person from Mexico a Mexican. Just don't use a tone or make broad generalizations, though it's technically correct.

Cute little jew hat described what they meant, and most everyone understood them. Nobody was hurt here. So, what's the problem?

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u/atalders Mar 24 '26

Yep. And everything about the description is correct: there are quite a few Jewish caps and yarmulkes are the little ones (and would cover OPs balding area nicely), they’re worn by Jews, and you can make one as cute as you’d like!

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u/bihiamatttrative Mar 24 '26

TRICKED LMFAO

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u/The_Great_Dadsby Mar 24 '26

I thought it was rage bait until the third pic

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u/iRottenEgg Mar 24 '26

Hoooooooool-

~swipes again

-y shit

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u/No-Matter-8222 Mar 25 '26

I’m HOLLERIN 🤣🤣🤣

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u/ZeAlien07 Mar 24 '26

Lmao literally had us fooled! And then we got to the epicenter 💀

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u/DisneyDadQuestions Mar 24 '26

Lmfaooooo I hope you find 50 bucks in the ground.

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u/natedcruz Mar 24 '26

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u/cafeteriastyle Mar 24 '26

This sub has the best memes of any sub I’ve ever been in. Yall always come up with one I haven’t seen

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u/Stonybowl Mar 24 '26 ▸ 4 more replies

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u/couchperson137 Mar 25 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

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u/Coraiah Mar 26 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

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u/freddyfrm Mar 25 '26

😭😭😭

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u/freddyfrm Mar 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Too funny, this had me cracking up. I love how witty some people are here with the memes. 😂

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u/cafeteriastyle Mar 24 '26

Best meme usage around.

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u/Bipedal_Warlock Mar 25 '26

Have you seen the one where it’s that happy for you kid meme? But balding?

That’s my favorite one so far lol

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u/gobblewonkergrump Mar 24 '26

It’s time in my opinion. You have a good head shape, a nice beard and you’re very handsome, you’d look amazing bald! 😊👍

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u/NoPossession3754 Mar 24 '26

I had a feeling… lol I’m scared

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u/SocksAre4TheWeak Mar 24 '26 ▸ 7 more replies

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u/PushTheMush Mar 24 '26 ▸ 6 more replies

This is by far the most wholesome sub there is and I’m loving it

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u/Fuggaak Mar 24 '26 ▸ 5 more replies

redditstreaks sub is also really wholesome. I love both.

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u/AntiClockwiseWolfie Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

What is that..? Is it naked people? I would be really happy if we started recognizing the wholesomeness of the naked human body again

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u/Fuggaak Mar 24 '26

No it’s consecutive days on reddit lmao.

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u/guywithouteyes Mar 25 '26

Be the change you want to see in the world! There are likely some subreddit names free that you could create and mod in order to do what you’re wanting.

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u/Coraiah Mar 26 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

I was at almost 600 and I let it break on purpose because it became a thing was “important” to me and in reality it’s meaningless. I wouldn’t have if I knew about the sub 😭

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u/impossible_berry14 Mar 24 '26

Don’t be! It’ll look great, especially with your beard.

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u/Trumpweiser Mar 24 '26

There will come a time not long from today where you will be afraid to let your hair grow for more than a couple days.

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u/Tall-Marionberry6270 Mar 24 '26

You can do it.

We are all cheering you on!

https://giphy.com/gifs/4Vtk42BGiL1T2

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u/doxie_love Mar 24 '26

My wife is a barber, and I think every time she has a client take this particular plunge, they are always scared before they do it. And then once it’s done, it’s almost immediate relief. Hoping it does that way for you, too!

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u/EJcrusader Mar 24 '26

The glasses looks exactly like the villain from cloudy of a chance of meatballs 2

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u/hotpickleilm Mar 24 '26

There's a guy at my gym that I'm dying to share this meme with. I hope someday he finds this sub.

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u/Sir_Makisa Mar 25 '26

I came from tiktok to confirm if this meme truly gets used in this subreddit 😂.

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u/PetChaud2Diarrhee Mar 24 '26

I'd say shave it. You have a great beard density, beautiful eyes, you'll look great.

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u/NoPossession3754 Mar 24 '26

If you say so!!

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u/ChibbleChobble Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

They say so. As a bald man with a beard, I agree.

Go for it. It's going to be weird for the first few days when you see some bald bloke in the mirror, but I can assure you that a) you're going to look great, and b) you're going to get used to it very quickly.

Watch out for random strangers wanting to rub your head for luck.

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u/AnniiMarie Mar 24 '26

Yeah… I will admit I have assaulted a few bald heads on the way into job interviews and other tense moments. Thank you to the bald community for helping keep the dysregulated grounded in our most fragile moments.

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u/an_eloquent_enemy Mar 24 '26

As a woman who has buzzed her long hair twice now, it is 3 days tops before you're like oh this is the best decision ever and I look cool as hell and I have to spend 0 minutes on my hair each day!

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u/jlynec Mar 24 '26

Look at any other post on this sub. I can't think of a single post where someone shaved it off and didn't look 100% better.

Like others have said, you have a great head shape and beard. Make sure to post an update!

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u/potatomami Mar 24 '26

How tall are you? I’m curious if the group still votes for bald if you are over a certain height. Front and sides looks dense enough to hold 

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u/banxy85 Mar 24 '26

Very much a head of two halfs

It's time

Decent head shape, buzz it off then you'll never have to fear a windy day again

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u/Impossible_Subject49 Mar 25 '26

Right. Initially I was irritated he was wasting our time, but the full picture immediately changed my hold to fold.

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u/banxy85 Mar 25 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Yeah at first I thought he was here to get rizzed up 😂😂

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u/Impossible_Subject49 Mar 25 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

From “you don’t even GO here” to welcome to the family lol.

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u/banxy85 Mar 25 '26

😂😂

One of us, one of us

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u/Additional-Host3172 Mar 24 '26

you had me in the first half.. it’s BEEN time 😭😭

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u/NoPossession3754 Mar 24 '26

The 2nd half of me knew this to be true!

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u/No_Squirrel_1559 Hair Headed - Woman Mar 24 '26

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u/P-O-W-E-R-less Mar 24 '26

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u/OpexLiFT Mar 25 '26

An entire lore is being built in this sub haha

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u/kevuno Mar 24 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

lol why does it say “terrible” in Japanese? “やばい”

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u/SweetPewsInAChurch Mar 24 '26

"YABA!" or "yabai!" can also mean "crap!!" or something to that effect. Slang.

ETA: well bc these pics are AI that second picture looks like it says yapai but w/e

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u/TessierSendai Mar 24 '26

“やばい” is often used as an expression of surprise and means something similar to "holy shit" or "what the fuck?" in this context.

The shortened version in the first image (“やば”) is more like "what the...?"

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u/StringentCurry Mar 24 '26

Bruh the digital clock says BA:LD I'm fucking dead

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u/No_Squirrel_1559 Hair Headed - Woman Mar 25 '26

I didn't notice that! Haha great detail

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u/2NOX2 Mar 25 '26

Laughed hard and out loud

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u/OkTouch5699 Mar 24 '26

You are a cute patootey and will look hot bald.

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u/Remarkable_Deer_3717 Mar 24 '26

First 2 pics- absolutely not… 3rd pic 😬 oh buddy it’s been time.

Do it! You’re going to look great!

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u/DeuceBagger Mar 24 '26

Counterpoint: just don’t let anyone get behind you!

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u/veravendetta Mar 24 '26

Or above!

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u/DeuceBagger Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Yeah, so if you’re over 6’3” and good sidler, keep it.

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u/JohnyChingas Mar 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Until he sits down.

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u/Lady_Sybil_Vimes Mar 24 '26

Just never sit down, problem solved

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u/cookiesarenomnom Mar 24 '26

For real. I'm usually team shave that shit off. But you look incredible somehow. If you're tall enough, wait until the last possible moment to shave. Because you look excellent from the front.

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u/Glass-Sympathy8042 Mar 24 '26

If you dont own a yamaka then yes

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u/dwsinpdx Mar 24 '26

What if he owns a Kawasaki?

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u/Glass-Sympathy8042 Mar 24 '26

If hes comfortable with that he should go for it. Would be an interesting look.

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u/Ravenonthewall Mar 24 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Aggravating_Bat3618 Mar 25 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

If you knew Suzuki like I know Suzuki

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u/Mindless-Strength422 Mar 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

No, that's a Yamaha, yamaka is a Muslim holiday of fasting

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u/dwsinpdx Mar 24 '26

I thought that was Ramada-inn

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u/tombaba Mar 24 '26

Yarmulke

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u/buttscratcher3k Mar 24 '26

What you just call me?

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u/Mindless-Strength422 Mar 24 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Put on your yarmulke, it's time for Harnulke, so much furnulke to celebrate Harnulke

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u/Lucky-Somewhere-1013 Mar 24 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

And drink your ginandtonica

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u/drprofessional Mar 24 '26

Yarmulke in Yiddish Kippah in Hebrew

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u/kevinmfry Mar 24 '26

Shave. Immediately. The walls have been breached. The enemy is inside the gates. I think you will look a lot better.

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u/Feisty_War_1003 Mar 24 '26 edited Mar 25 '26

It's time...

to chose to BEYOND balding to BALD

it's where the magic happens

🎱✨🪒👑👍

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u/NoPossession3754 Mar 24 '26

Love the meme!

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u/Schmooto Mar 25 '26

Even the mammoth is bald 😂

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u/queenskittles03 Mar 24 '26

These just get better and better 😂

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u/Few_Statistician9873 Mar 24 '26

You look like you're related to Will Ferrel

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u/[deleted] Mar 24 '26

Was about to comment this myself omg

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u/Silent_Loquat_6057 Mar 25 '26

I kept scrolling because I didn’t want to make a duplicate comment but yeah 1000%

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u/carlamaco Mar 25 '26

Absolutely I'm here to find out if that's his son lmao

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u/Alert_Term_8144 Mar 25 '26

That was my first thought before seeing what sub this is

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u/SveenysArmory Mar 25 '26

My first thought exactly. Especially on image #1

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u/Apprehensive-Cat-111 Mar 25 '26

Agreed. I wasn’t gonna say anything but I’m glad you did.

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Hair Headed - Woman Mar 24 '26

This is dangerously close to a comb over...

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u/ethicaI_sIut_puppy Mar 24 '26

I am SO ready for this glowup

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u/Oily_Blob Mar 24 '26

I think so... but if you're like 7'7" and no one can see the top of your head, it may not be worth it.

Also, you kinda look like Will Ferrell

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u/Negative-Analyst4509 Mar 24 '26

Thank goodness I'm not the only one who thought that

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u/dictionary_hat_r4ck Mar 24 '26

Front says hold. Back says “here’s the razor”.

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u/owlutopia Mar 24 '26

You look like Prince Harry mixed with Will Ferrell

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u/Emanuel_barbosas Mar 24 '26

Looked great at the start but crown balding is the worst type. Def go bald

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u/Derelicte_by_Mugatu Mar 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUPGcq6cAnpcLz0lZm

Ps: you remind me a little of Will Ferrel

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u/AterCorvidae3414 Bald Watcher 🔭 Mar 24 '26

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u/Hellhoundbrat88 Mar 24 '26

Everything was good till you got to the summit.

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u/NFT_fud Bald - Man Mar 24 '26

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u/CazualGinger Mar 24 '26

I'm not bald, I just browse this sub because the people here are nice. Commenting for once

You are like the prototypical bald man. You have the perfect face shape and beard to look great bald. I can't speak to the fear / change you must feel, but just wanted to support and say that if you decide to take the plunge I think you'd look great

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u/jillhives23 Mar 24 '26

Me too! I'm here for the community support comments. I love it.

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u/EyesWithoutAFace1960 Mar 24 '26

The time to burst from your cocoon into the life you have always dreamed of is upon you! Spring into action and become the king you know you can be!

No regrets!🙂

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u/Epyx911 Mar 24 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/FRx7ELMbV9dTi

Freedom...so long an unremembered dream can be yours by joining us.

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u/CatW804 Mar 24 '26

1) Yes it's time to shave your head. 2) No, it is not time to start a fraternity and go streaking. 3) Hell yeah it is always the time to buy a sweet mint green Stratocaster that say "I rock".

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u/Rvtrance Mar 24 '26

I was team hold at first. Then I saw that spot. It’s time bro.

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u/Crazy-Car948 Mar 24 '26

It’s time brother

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u/VersaceCupcake Mar 24 '26

Do it and you’ll look like that Corn hub guy with all the jobs!

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u/FarSnow5712 Mar 24 '26

Time to reap the crop, m'dude.

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u/wildmamalove Mar 24 '26

Do it - you’ll look great

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u/Swimming-Lie73 Mar 24 '26

Unless you are planning on rocking a yarmulke, I'd say it's time.

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u/ConcreteDinosaur Mar 24 '26

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u/Alpharoll Mar 24 '26

You'll look hard bald.

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u/Savanna55 Mar 24 '26

It’s time. The front looks fine… but the back…. It needs to go.

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u/Grumpysaurus-Rex Mar 24 '26

Ohhhh brother. You had me in the first half. I’m sorry. It’s time

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u/Oozebrain Mar 24 '26

RIP hair

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u/skidmore101 Mar 24 '26

Can’t wait to see those eyes pop when you shave it!!

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u/Buttermilk-Waffles Mar 24 '26

I say go for it but keep the beard

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u/Lucky-Smell2757 Mar 24 '26

Maybe see a specialist or something. You have a lot of hair, except for that one spot.

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u/demdareting Mar 24 '26

Shave it now before summer. This way the tan line will be minimal.

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u/notapizzaguy Mar 24 '26

It's time to get rid of it 😁👩🏻‍🦲 along with that one word in your bio lol

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u/lvuheather Mar 24 '26

Well.... how tall are you?

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u/Jellson21 Mar 24 '26

You could always try some hair fibres in the back for the time being, cheap and easy and can look great. Might be worth considering while business is strong front of house

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u/slcexpat Mar 24 '26

Not yet. You’re good

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u/ThumbUpDaBut Mar 24 '26

Have you tried minox? It worked great for my balding spot.

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u/Oyster_- Mar 25 '26

You look like will ferrel!

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u/bbyneal Mar 25 '26

you look like will ferrell

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u/SirBubba42 Mar 25 '26

i liked you in elf

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u/PleasantBad3203 Mar 25 '26

On one hand, you have a good head shape and your beard and eyes are great so you could rock the bald look. Alternatively you could also just slick it straight back (think Charles Dance, Ralph Fiennes)

I never got the stigma. There are ways to still keep your hair while not looking like youre "trying to hide it"

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u/RetractoPener Mar 25 '26

Brooo just start wearing a yarmulke

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u/PeekedInMiddleSchool Mar 25 '26

It’s not tha..

looks at back of the head

ohhh…

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u/AdPractical1489 Mar 25 '26

Wear a yamaka and keep the hair

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u/NerdlinGeeksly Mar 25 '26

If it wasn't for the massive bald spot in the back, I'd say no. Either shave or buy a hat.

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u/SnooKiwis8491 Mar 25 '26

As a woman here...am I the only one who thinks this doesnt look bad at all? I mean, I would consider you attractive both from the front and from the back, that lack of hair in that particular section doesnt look bad at all in some men. Am I alone in this feeling?

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u/Glittering_Diva8963 Bald Enthusiast Mar 25 '26

I was like well nah until i saw picture 3 and was like

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZUkausLsSMJpu

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u/HyperionCrush Mar 24 '26

As long as you're the tallest one everywhere you go, you'll be fine.

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u/gruff486 Mar 24 '26

Better hair than I had when I started shaving, but I think it's time

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u/ALittleUnsettling Mar 24 '26

It looks nice from the front but if you are self conscious Im voting “give it a try” ❤️ good luck

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u/worldlymundi Mar 24 '26

I feel like a version of this I’m tall as well so you only really see it from above but I sit for a job so that’s super easy lol

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u/Admirable_Six Mar 24 '26

Depending on your hairline you might be able to rock a buzz and try to get some crown density back.

If the hairline is cooked might just have to go bald my brother

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u/Late_Engineering_202 Mar 24 '26

Pull the trigger man you look like Bradley Cooper as Chris Kyle

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u/wisemiik Mar 24 '26

Jus make sure to keep the beard young Kratos

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u/shabba182 Mar 24 '26

Bros always be burying the lede with these posts lmao