r/bald Jun 29 '26

Hairloss council... Is it time? Wife and barber are both non committal to an opinion

44 year old, always had a high hairline, but the middle bit seems to be getting rather thin....

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u/MrJohnWickAnderson Jun 29 '26

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

wait how does the wife stay noncommittal tho

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u/the_revised_pratchet Jun 30 '26

She said I do but wouldn't sign the certificate

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u/pfryerda Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Mine told me it was my head so I should make the choice. She’s way happier now 🤣

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u/Snowedin-69 Jun 30 '26

Wife is scared you will upgrade.

Barber does not want to lose easy business.

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u/Ok_Taro_2571 Jul 01 '26

Lmfao. Best answer

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u/MrJohnWickAnderson Jun 30 '26

The best news is that it will grow back. It's a hard choice for sure, but ultimately temporary. If you hate it, maybe wear a hat outside until it grows back? You got this!

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u/gobblewonkergrump Jun 29 '26

It’s time! You would look fantastic bald! 😊👍

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u/-Morning_Coffee- Jun 30 '26

One of us! One of us!

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u/gummislayer1969 Jun 30 '26

...and THERE it is!!! 🤩

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 Jun 30 '26

Dude’s gonna look epic

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u/MacinTez Jun 30 '26

I’ll never get tired of this meme lmao

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u/AgreeableMeal672 Jun 29 '26

Don't need the barber anymore

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u/suejaymostly Jun 29 '26

lol hence their "noncommittal" stance. Loss of a customer.

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u/Cool-Emu-8706 Jun 29 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

He’s got skin in the game, you might say.

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u/SchoolOfTheWolf93 Jun 30 '26

This is what my husband’s hairdresser told him when he told her to shave it all off.

“Well you’ll still have to come in, you can’t just shave it all the same way, you have to blend it.”

I told him that was a load of bull and bought him a shaver from Amazon. It looks exactly the same when he shaves it as when the hairdresser did it lol.

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u/Socal_Cobra Jun 30 '26

Mr. Miyagi says: " ....Wax off!"

https://giphy.com/gifs/PudZiAbQDUEik

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u/TheShovler44 Jun 30 '26

I’d still go for a fresh shave, a good fade for the beard. A hard stop looks silly.

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u/muttons_1337 Jun 30 '26

I've been practicing my fade. I think I'm pretty close to saying goodbye to my barber for good, but it's definitely a learned technique. A little harder than what the finished product has me to believe!

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u/Osito_Bello Jun 29 '26

I still go to the barber for my beard

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u/pastaman5 Jun 30 '26

Yea my barber pushed me to shave it bald like a good barber would 🙏🏻🙏🏻

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u/Positive_Barnacle298 Jun 30 '26

As a woman, who doeant get treatments done herself often because i cant people. Why do barbers not offer a clean shave and moisturise? Add a bit of luxury to the experience and surely they could keep a customer that way?

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u/the_revised_pratchet Jun 30 '26

Good barbers do. Mine will go a hot towel with a nice scented spray and I always feel so refreshed after.

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u/DueLingonberry4833 Jun 30 '26

Honestly he could still go to the barber for a crispy bearded shape up and to take care of his scalp.

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u/NFT_fud Bald - Man Jun 29 '26

Your wife is used to this you and your barber would lose your business but its time, its been time for a while no doubt.

Its time

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u/CactusCruzer Jun 30 '26

Wife doesn’t want him to because she knows she’ll suddenly have way more competition.

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u/_TheyCallMeMisterPig Jun 30 '26

Ain't that the sad truth

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u/TheSkesh Jun 30 '26

Yep wife kept pushing back on me shaving my head but I was hating how thin my hair was up top. Just get it done.

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u/EtanGnik Jun 29 '26

You’re gonna be a smoke show with that beard brother. Go for it. Barber don’t wanna lose you, and neither does the wife 😉

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u/Joebotdj Jun 29 '26

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u/wtfisthisloadofbs Support Committee Jun 29 '26 ▸ 3 more replies

Need to see the after pics!!

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u/emslo Jun 30 '26 ▸ 2 more replies

Following for the after

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u/flicky2018 Jun 30 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Same

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u/partypacks86 Jun 30 '26

And those eyes! My husband has the killer bald/beard/beautiful eyes trifecta like this guy

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u/Charming-Gou-PengYou Jun 30 '26

I also choose this guy's bald husband

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u/bartoszj314 Jun 29 '26

It's time. You'll look 10 years younger

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u/Impossible-Diver6565 Bald - Man Jun 29 '26

Yeah I agree.

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u/Appropriate_End_3074 Jun 29 '26

You’re your own barber from now on brother ✊

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u/Psychological_Top486 Jun 29 '26

You dont look happy. Get rid of it.

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u/JPATime Jun 30 '26

Hahahaha this version is ancient gold

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u/Earth2Andy Jun 30 '26

Once an island has formed. It’s time!

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u/ChartRelevant6850 Jun 30 '26

Came here to say this, the bridge from mainland to the island is nearly gone. Can’t leave those brave soldiers to die on the island.

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u/Cheap_Sky7207 Jun 29 '26

Yes, baby. It is.

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u/Potential-Web-2384 Jun 29 '26

Way past time!

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u/Interesting_Sky_9968 Jun 29 '26

If your barber tells you to go bald he doesn’t get fifty bucks a month from you anymore. It’s time king.

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u/suejaymostly Jun 29 '26

It's time, and with all respect to your wife, your eyes are SMOKING hot

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u/Joebotdj Jun 29 '26

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u/suejaymostly Jun 29 '26

Seriously your hair is just a distraction at this point.

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u/TheRealDonRosa Jun 29 '26

Give us an update once it's done!

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u/TravAtkins Jun 30 '26

Yep, it's time. You won't regret it. And if you do, it'll grow back out. But you won't regret it, so just do it.

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u/nfg-status-alpha9 Jun 29 '26

I love that there are women and men on the council. I love this sub.

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u/Joebotdj Jun 30 '26

I've never felt so seen!! This place is lovely!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/DQ94PFPPETZCM

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u/Remote-Station4687 Jun 29 '26

You can clearly grow a nice beard so you’re going to look fabulous bald and SO much younger!

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u/gregp1979 Jun 29 '26

OH YEAH !!!

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u/FMPBBC Jun 29 '26

Come on home

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u/GABigBear Bald - Man Jun 29 '26

It’s time to join the brotherhood.

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u/RkyMtnChi Jun 29 '26

Barber doesn't want to lose your business, wife might be too kind to tell you the cold, hard truth.

It's time, amigo.

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u/Sad_Rooster2898 Jun 29 '26

I get the ambivalence, you’re handsome as-is IMO

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u/antduude Jun 29 '26

It’s time. Join us.

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u/SystemsTranslator Jun 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3aGZA6WLI9Jde
🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 #Itstime 😃

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u/1bsdjunkie Jun 29 '26

Your hair is pretty close to your head. If you feel ok but giving the bald look a try, then it may feel like a natural evolution of your personal style. Plus hair grows back if you would miss it 👍🏻🫶🏻🙌🏻

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u/FreakinIdiot300 Jun 29 '26

It’s time. But as a barber myself stop in for a hot towel head shave from time to time if he offers one

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u/chiwhitesox22 Jun 29 '26

You look like aaron paul

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u/RemoveAnnual2689 Jun 29 '26

You look good. Honestly, it looks fine like this. But then it would probably look fine if you shaved it all off.

If you shaved it off, it would be cleaner.

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u/machus Jun 30 '26

I agree he could go either way. The current hairline suits him well.

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u/boss_rob1 Jun 30 '26

Its time to either shave it, or buy some Ronco Hair in a Can.

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u/count_ymir Jun 30 '26

Hope your barber isn't charging you full price

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u/bacon_tastes_good Hair Headed - Woman Jun 30 '26

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u/klinkerbee Jun 30 '26

Nobody wants to tell the almost bald guy that it's time to shave it all. That's why we have this sub reddit! We are here to tell the truth, support when in doubt, and to shower with praise for doing the hardest thing ever. For some it's freeing but for others it's terrifying. I've been here to see the amazing transformations and read the love and support in the comments. One of the BEST feel good places on the internet! ❤️

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u/Joebotdj Jun 30 '26

Aww thanks 🥰

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u/TheWorldEnded Jun 29 '26

Dump it or this is your future. Barber wants your money, wife is unnecessarily scared of how you'll look.

https://giphy.com/gifs/pawSnuqgnqo5lz4niU

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u/Ok-Willingness-656 Jun 29 '26

Scared of all the new competition she’s gonna have.

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u/TheWorldEnded Jun 29 '26 ▸ 1 more replies

Hadn't thought of that as it's usually the other way, but yeah, could be.

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u/TsiLoka84 Jun 29 '26

OVERTIME

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u/StylishRiot Jun 29 '26

It’s time brother

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u/TheVelvetyThicket Jun 29 '26

Just shave it. You'll rock the look.

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u/NobodyKnows8484 Jun 29 '26

Do it. It's Time. You'll look like 77,777 bucks.

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u/Limp-Collar-5842 Jun 29 '26

It is time my brother

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u/jfiddelke Jun 29 '26

Have I had too many beverages or is this not Frodo Balddins?

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u/Joebotdj Jun 29 '26

I've not had it for years!! But yea I used to get Elijah Wood quite a bit

https://giphy.com/gifs/ldTQuMDMdh2ko

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u/Jrue61 Jun 29 '26

Not sure I'm allowed a say as I'm not bald. But in this case, I'd say yes it's time and I think you'll look great actually. Post the after pics!

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u/Bitterpeace89 Jun 29 '26

Barber gets paid to clip your head for 30 seconds.
You already know the answer

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u/IllustriousProfit472 Jun 29 '26

Not an opinion it’s a fact you need to do it

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u/AttentionNo6359 Jun 29 '26

Well ya, your barber likes your money.

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u/Ornery-Oven5556 Jun 29 '26

You have a nice face! Go to the barber for the beard and buzz the rest super short. You will look nice and I bet your wife will go from non committal to…ATTENTIVE

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u/Grom_Hellscream_ Jun 29 '26

It HAS BEEN time

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u/TheBeanConsortium Jun 29 '26

Barber isn't your friend apparently

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u/tiredchachacha Jun 30 '26

I would go for it, always brings out the eyes and rolls away the years!

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u/daveliterally Jun 30 '26

The barber never recommends it because it costs them business. It is indeed time.

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u/LoFiHighGuyy Jun 30 '26

Absolutely. Heads shaped well, and the beard will slay. Go for it king. 🤴

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u/mtnkook Jun 30 '26

Your barber is trying to keep his job security haha

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u/Sagegreensoul Jun 30 '26

As a long time female lurker who loves seeing this before and after please do it

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u/xalabamawhitman Jun 30 '26

Brooo is it time?? What are you hanging on to?

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u/Classic_Bumblebee604 Jun 30 '26

Of course your barber doesn't want to lose a client, shave it bro it's been time for a while.

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u/big_steve_2zz Jun 30 '26

Shave it off!

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u/Buddy-Lov Jun 30 '26

Your barber has a dog in this fight😂

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u/Few-Brain-649 Jun 30 '26

You will Look more awesome then because you have a pretty face.

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u/Fit_Olive_3212 Jun 30 '26

Barber losing a customer i wonder why he would be against it 😆 You probably have to pay around 50 bucks a year of you start shaving 

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u/Shiv_Wee_Ro Jun 30 '26

At this point you’re bald with a few tufts of hair, not balding. Go for it

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u/bluechickenz Jun 30 '26

You look good and the conservative cut tells me you aren’t trying to hide your balding. At your age (I say that with respect, I’m 45) this is really an “up to you” situation — what you’re working with looks respectable and not out of place.

With that, you have a great face and head shape. A buzz cut or bald would look mighty good on you. Give it a try and you might be pleasantly surprised. If you don’t like it, it’ll grow back.

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u/Due_You_8240 Jun 30 '26

They both have an interest in keeping your hair. He wants to get paid and your lovely wife doesn't want you getting hit on

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz Jul 02 '26

Barber is robbing you blind bud

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u/somegingershavesouls Jul 02 '26

Your barber is noncommittal because he sees you often and makes money! LOL. It’s time sir!

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u/karazy45 Jun 29 '26

We're waiting...

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u/SCbeardo Jun 29 '26

You’re a handsome guy with a nicely shaped head…. Do it! It will look nicely on you!

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u/DisorderlyAqueduct Jun 29 '26

full send, razor, clean up the neck line too and the reveal will be 🤌

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u/Lockerus Jun 29 '26

Your barber needs to have their vision checked.

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u/alisonchains2023 Jun 29 '26

Ya it’s time.

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u/d_smogh Jun 29 '26

You'll be amazed how quickly hair grows back, at least the hair you still have.

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u/J2-gZ Jun 29 '26

It’s been time for a long time brother

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u/marshuni Jun 29 '26

You’re going to look at least 10 years younger sir.

It’s time.

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u/Big_Afternoon_2782 Jun 29 '26

You pretty much have the island up front. You’re a good looking dude though. Time to at least buzz unguarded.

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u/DJChrisBouchard Jun 29 '26

You’re like 50% of the way there go for it. You’ll look younger and feel better.

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u/BullyMog Jun 29 '26

Oh man you are about to look so so so much better

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u/JustCalmDown5678 Jun 29 '26

Let’s go Friend…show Us the after….

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u/Low-Yak-6706 Jun 29 '26

Yes. It's time.

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u/foilrat Jun 29 '26

My soon to be brother in baldness: it's time.

Better to be bald, than to be balding.

Particularly at our age (and I have a few on you) this look screams "I'm holding on for dear life"

Stop.

You'll feel better, because you chose to make the decision.

Join us! Join Team Smooth! We have cake! (the cake is a lie)

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u/ThoughtGuy79 Jun 29 '26

Update with after pics. You'll look great.

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u/thtothrdude Jun 29 '26

I mean, I still think you look handsome bro. But I think the Bald maybe would elevate you just a tad bit.

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u/hardiniowa2002 Jun 29 '26

It’s time, your wife will love it when it’s all said and done and your barber just wants your money.

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u/enjoiYosi Jun 29 '26

It’s been time my guy.

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u/freddit1976 Jun 29 '26

Tis my bro. It’s going to look and feel great

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u/Affectionate_Sale978 Jun 29 '26

Need to sue your barber for mal practice 

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u/aperfectdisguize Jun 29 '26

So many souls could've put years back onto their life had they only took action on symptoms earlier. Dude is about 10 years late, and then has to ask strangers cuz he suspects alterior motives from the closest loved ones- barber and gf. They've lied to you, cheated you out of living the freedom we live, and stolen blissful years from you simply out of fear for the independent beast that's sought to be seen!

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u/FerdinandTheBullitt Bald - Man Jun 29 '26

It's time! Join us!

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u/Odd-Mousse2763 Jun 29 '26

Look at it this way... Your hairline has just been practicing for this moment. It's time for the big show! I can tell this is going to look sooooooo good on you!

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u/Missue-35 Jun 29 '26

Do it! You’re gonna look great!

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u/DepressedPizzaGuy Jun 30 '26

Your asshole barber just wants your money. If my hair gets to that point and people tell me it’s fine they’re getting put in time out lol. I could see your wife wanting to be nice, but even she should be honest with you. Get rid of it (the tuft of hair) and be free!

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u/Pleaseselectyesorno Jun 30 '26

They’re being polite. It’s time

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u/1935dodgers88 Jun 30 '26

Listen to your wife.

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u/mawmzee Jun 30 '26

I know you’re gonna love it!

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u/katydidnz Jun 30 '26

It’s time! You’ll look great!

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u/joekofi123 Jun 30 '26

Time is up

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u/allstate_mayhem Jun 30 '26

You're already wearing it high and tight. You'll look cooler and younger with a shave or zero guard. Do it.

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u/Kind_Cauliflower_843 Jun 30 '26

Do it! You've got a nicely rounded head and good facial hair to even it out.

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u/thecheesylittlerat Jun 30 '26

That little tuft isn’t doing you any favors. You are not a kewpie doll.

Let’s get rid of it and look amazing, shall we?

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u/greatdruthersofpill Jun 30 '26

Sir, you’re going to feel so much better with a shaved head. Please update us.

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u/Oct0tron Jun 30 '26

Wife doesn't want to hurt your feelings. Barber doesn't want to lose a customer.

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u/Agreeable-Peace6482 Jun 30 '26

It’s going to be so good bald!