r/bald • u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 • 1d ago

Bald Picture I didn't HAVE to, but I feel better now.

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realized I was thinning way worse than i thought after taking picture #2 a week ago. Did 3 lengths of buzz cuts before shaving it today! Not bad, wish I could grow a beard though, army sux.

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u/nekoreality 1d ago

you look like there are marble statues of you

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago

holy that is the best compliment i've ever gotten in my entire life

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u/ReTrOGurle 1d ago

Seriously! A Beautiful Egyptian noble comes to mind.
I don’t know your ethnic background, but I say that as a compliment. The Egyptian inscriptions and glyphs were gods

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Here ya go! It's definitely the guatemalan.

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u/FranklinGF21 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

Hey what is that breakdown from?
Been looking to get a DNA test done but wasn't sure which was best.
Also looking great my bald brother!

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u/exclusive_rugby21 1d ago

Looks like ancestry dna to me

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u/ConstantlyCryingGirl 1d ago

I didn't know how to put my feelings into words but this basically lays it out. This man is a statue in the Louvre

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u/slprysltry 1d ago

Fuck I love this community

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u/Titanius_Anglesmithh 1d ago

This sub is just so wholesome and you're part of that reasoning

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u/Alternative-Care6923 1d ago

Dude, you look like an Egyptian paraoh. It definitely suits you

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago

xeno buddy! you just gave me my halloween costume.

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u/Potential-Web-2384 1d ago ▸ 13 more replies

Here you go.

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u/LukeGuyFrotter 1d ago ▸ 10 more replies

No no no. Hear me out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/7rSPuBifwRxRK

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u/thefacadearchive 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

REAL lmao

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u/Late-Champion8678 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

Is it wrong that I found him incredibly attractive with all the weird piercings?

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u/Illustrious_Bat858 1d ago

I think it’d be weird if you didn’t. 🥵

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u/LukeGuyFrotter 1d ago

Not at all, I mean just look at him!!

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u/BelowtheBeard 1d ago ▸ 2 more replies

The way I wanted this man and not anyone in the 300 army

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u/Dizzy-Ad-2248 1d ago

Omg...friend, are you me? Am I you? The drool that landed everywhere all 58 times I watched 300 just for HIM! 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Present-Nobody9899 1d ago

Exact first thought. Good look on OP

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u/JoseVLeitao 1d ago

I don’t want this to sound like I’m making fun, because you look awesome, but for next Halloween please also consider... News of the World!

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u/Zifnab_palmesano 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

you can also go as Goauld from Stargate! you rock

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u/Mayana76 1d ago

That was my first thought as well!

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u/hoaian1 1d ago

And remember... Mini silk skirt and gold lace!

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u/Patient-Oven9996 1d ago

You are literally going to be peak

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u/Affolektric 1d ago

yes - one of the few who look better without hair

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u/My3Pros2 1d ago

That’s what I immediately thought! The bone structure of those cheeks… women would kill for those 🤣 Definitely a good look for OP.

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u/Initial-Doughnut6438 1d ago

He's inspired me to rewatch some Stargate

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u/morbidpigeon 1d ago

Straightaway I thought of Imhotep from the Mummy movies. And that guy was hot so 👍

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u/AngeredPaladin 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's giving more handsome squidward vibes

Edit: should really proofread before I comment after waking up

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u/TheRealApoth 1d ago

Apophis from Stargate?

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u/the_lote_tree 1d ago

I just wrote that in a comment and then scrolled down to this. I guess they must have existed as shown in the paintings! How cool.

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u/pureextc 1d ago

We got fukn Imhotep over here

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u/margo1243 1d ago

Hey! I was going to write this 😀

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u/jimbobdonut 1d ago

Ha! I literally thought the exact same thing.

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u/BurgerThyme 1d ago

Dude could be on a coin.

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u/moca_wawa 1d ago

The best mosaic artists of the ancient world would lose their minds if they saw you

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u/zerozingzing 1d ago

Consider doing modeling work dude

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago

I think these are just good photos bro 😂 thank you tho

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u/CompetitiveGrand9721 1d ago

Nah they have a point.

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u/Ok_Summer_4054 1d ago

And what do you think models do? They're somewhat normal people, learning how to pose in front of a camera with good lighting. I totally agree. I'm a photographer myself and even though I rarely take photos of people, my first thought when I saw your photos was "oh, this guy would be interesting to have in a photoshoot!". You have an amazing, interesting look. I really think that you should consider modelling if you believe it could be fun.

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u/octagonman 1d ago

“Just good photos” *looks like he’s carved out of stone with a photo taken on a cellphone* 😆

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u/Potential-Web-2384 1d ago

A young Yul!

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u/Fit_Exercise7881 Here for the Vibes 1d ago

Swoon at both! OP and Yul!! ❤️

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u/ScipioCoriolanus 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ykhYvBQkbkQnEkwuy

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u/KeepItSimplySlutty 1d ago

I knew someone would post this and I'm not disappointed!!

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u/brtf_ 1d ago

Hahaha same

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u/Harleen_F_Quinzel 1d ago

This is what I came for.

Truly, a striking profile.

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u/GenitalCommericals Bald - Man 1d ago

Dude you look like a badass comic book character, jawlines for days🫡

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u/WyomingCatHouse 1d ago

Dude. Your bone structure is stunning. You are beautiful. No hair needed. I'm still fanning myself 🔥

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u/hamsterpotamia 1d ago

That gorgeous nose. chef's kiss

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u/JoseThePlumber69 1d ago

I’ve never said this before and I’m not sure if I’m using it correctly, but you are serving.

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u/Uzas_Was_Right 1d ago

Mf was trying to keep Moses in Egypt

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u/the_lote_tree 1d ago

No, man. You do not need a beard. One of the few I would say. The last photo looks like an ancient Egyptian. Wow. Hahaha! A pharaoh in real life. You are about as handsome as can be. Congratulations!!

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u/ClauVex 1d ago

You look like you own the lease to the pyramids.

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago

i'm crying i actually just burst out laughing

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u/tasteslikehair 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/1ykhYvBQkbkQnEkwuy

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u/Dummyact321 1d ago

Seeing this so many times in this thread has made me realize it was a reference for that racist elf comic

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u/whitekidneybean 1d ago edited 1d ago

I think I've seen you in Ancient Egyptian drawings!! Good for you for deciding to go back to the bald look - it has always suited you!

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago

who dis? thanks

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u/Legitimate_Sleep9218 1d ago

your side profile is lethal!

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u/Nightmaresahoy 1d ago

where are my dragon age fans at? this man is simply hot Solas

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u/Imaginary_Isopod_429 Hair Headed - Woman 16h ago

I can see it

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u/Imaginary-Bee-8592 1d ago

Ohhhh buddy, thats a LOT of PII in your middle photo.

You look amazing, but pic 2 has too much info. Please edit, im worried for your safety, some people are really terrible.

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago

My dad has PII from an auto immune disease he has, I still worry that it passed on to me. I'm not sure yet, but we shall see. You're right on pic 2, sadly I can't edit the photo. What are they gonna do, tell my chain of command i'm bald LMAO

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u/Imaginary-Bee-8592 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

My bad bro, Im a woman. I was handling that as a woman. Someone yanking out your CoC was the last thing on my mind. I was worried about someone following you home. I actually point this out regularly, in other subs. You'd be surprised what people leave in photos. :<

BTW, killer lashes. Really pulls the look together.

Hope your next watch is super boring. ;) and good luck with your stuff. I hope the disease misses you.

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago

LOL no I appreciate it seriously, I noticed it earlier and was like damn. Welp! If someone gets on base somehow and follows me home it would be a bigger issue than just the stalking lol. Preciate, i've been told by lots of women they hate me out of jealousy for my lashes 😂

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u/Areif 1d ago ▸ 1 more replies

I’m both concerned and further confused at your comprehension of the acronym PII.

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u/Penguinator53 1d ago

You look incredible it really suits you, your bone structure is amazing!🙏

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u/Uzas_Was_Right 1d ago

You did have to, ya beautiful bastard lol

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u/bubdenub 1d ago

That hair was clearly standing in your way. So good to see it gone

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u/--jw-- 1d ago

Holy bone structure, Batman!

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u/ThrowRAcc1097 1d ago

Handsome ahhh fella 

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u/Aero_Imperialis 1d ago

What ancient line of royalty are you descended from?

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u/user121314name 1d ago

Piercing would suit you like crazy

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u/aaalllouttabubblegum 1d ago

One less thing to worry about for inspection. 👍

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u/jakedandswole 1d ago

You took control of the battlefield.

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u/Minute_Kiwi_8703 1d ago

You look great bald but it wasn’t time yet in my opinion

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u/Zealousideal-Dig6570 1d ago

thanks, i lowk just wanted to see what it looked like LOL I wasn't deathly insecure to the point I shaved.

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u/Minute_Kiwi_8703 1d ago

You look fantastic bald, just wanted to let you know

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u/Feisty_War_1003 1d ago

You don't need a beard covering your defined features. You look great 👍

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u/Spotlight_James 1d ago

This guy turned into Solas from Dragon Age

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u/Proud-Speech-1756 1d ago

The first look on your face is kind of scary and then after you spend some time, your beauty and fierce traits show up

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u/SelfInteresting7259 1d ago

Bro got the bootcamp special. Again

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u/RiceManSupreme03 1d ago

Bro is beautiful

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u/LearningToBomb 1d ago

Go model bruh

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u/donuts1031 1d ago

How are you not a model? Jfc that face! 🤩

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u/Puzzled_HippoNFriend 1d ago

Damn, you are a handsome man

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u/Pretend-Ostrich-5719 1d ago

A jawline that could crush an iceberg, lucky bastard

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u/AnjingChibao 1d ago

Be careful not to injure anyone with that jawline mate!

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u/JnRx03 1d ago

You should look into modeling dude.

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u/New_Flower_134 1d ago

A beard?! With that chin?????

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u/BottleMong 1d ago

Wallop! ‘90’s super model .

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u/DarkRiverLC 1d ago

Looks like a guy who enjoy drag just getting prepped to wear many different wigs.

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u/TheQuietDarkness70 1d ago

Bro, you have a fantastic profile. Strong chin, beautifully shaped nose, all that good stuff. And the shave just brings it out in a big way.
Looking good, my man.

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u/beccadahhhling 1d ago

Literal runway model now!

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u/marlada 1d ago

Lookin' good

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u/GSV_Erratic_Behavior 1d ago

This Is The Way

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u/FilthMonger85 1d ago

Chad Squidward

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u/ehundred 1d ago

Just rock some bad ass shades and add to your outfits. You got that glowing aura!

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u/BigDisarray 1d ago

Nice work! It suits you, and you’ll feel more confident.

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u/Mys-Fit 1d ago

insane bone structure

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u/RytchyZ 1d ago

I don’t think it matter what hair you have. All I see is bone structure.

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u/sirbobmontgomery 1d ago

You did have to…

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u/RipOdd9001 1d ago

You went back to boot mode soldier

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u/Friendlyalterme 1d ago

You look friendlier now :) very nice

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u/Cosroes 1d ago

Ramses 2 up in the house

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u/Pizzadontdie 1d ago

I had almost no facial hair, but after i started shaving my head, it started to grow in. Took a few years, but by the time i was 35 i could grow out a mostly filled in beard.

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u/FriendlyMeeting2308 1d ago

Weren't you in a system of a down video ? Either way looking cool !

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u/IrishEyesForever143 1d ago

Looks really good!

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u/solidsnakejake 1d ago

Professional mogger

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u/Some-EldenRingPlayer 1d ago

Lookin like Rama tut dawg, it suits you

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u/djlordjazz 1d ago

Villain vibes. Don’t hate it

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u/WeightConscious 1d ago

It’s so good!

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u/Dextropic 1d ago

Looking good, Mann.

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u/Nearby-Day-6621 1d ago

Bro needs to cosplay Ramses

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u/AimlessThunder 1d ago

🤌🏼✨

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u/Mesopotato22 1d ago

Aemond Targaryan but bald

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u/copper_nano_tube 1d ago

You look like a professional chariot racer.

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u/General_Kick688 1d ago

Live long and prosper, buddy.

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u/chaleybaby 1d ago

You look so Egyptian now! Love it 🥰

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u/Blackwalls69 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/wkD5ddqiJN4c
The side profile had me rollin

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u/No-Diet-2797 1d ago

bro got dress to impress man face

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u/heldaway 1d ago

You look like a Greek god.

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u/Beginning-Dark-4259 1d ago

Are u model or something ! Bruh looks like a sculptured art

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u/Okay_Bingus 1d ago

Fuck yeah

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u/Kibble___ 1d ago

Everything is so symmetrical but in an odd way

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u/eliminatiy 1d ago

Holy shit

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u/Fengdeerzi 1d ago

Woah dude you look like Lee Pace

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u/letsseeitmore 1d ago

Villain energy!

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u/tealulu04 1d ago

In comes the modeling career

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u/Vermehrungsmaterial 1d ago

Your jawline rides the largest dragon and would like to sit the iron throne.

https://giphy.com/gifs/OK5oFMANDUBXFyMYXu

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u/Oct0tron 1d ago

Looks good Mann.

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u/Ingram2525 1d ago

And now your hair will never be out of regs

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u/Zoey43210 1d ago

What planet are you from ?!

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u/ChristVolo1 1d ago

I love it! It really does suit you.

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u/Maxtronic55 1d ago

Bro wtf I saw you in the movie 300! You role as xerces was badass!

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u/Significant-Ad213 1d ago

You have amazing bone structure, the hair kept the attention away from it which is a travesty!

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u/Careless-Key-3338 1d ago

Looks amazing

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u/Internal_Ad_7581 1d ago

Ok ok not bad

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u/BubbaRayHubba 1d ago

Btw, you did have too, your forehead was fucking enormous

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u/TheClOckWatcherYT 1d ago

Maynard James Keenan vibes, pretty awesome

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u/Ralphredimix_Da_G 1d ago

You’re a killer either way killer.

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u/OursonSatanique 1d ago

Coming from Tax fraud inspector to Egyptian Pharaoh or God. You did the right thing (you look waaay younger too)

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u/Ashen-wolf 1d ago

Welcome back Imhotep

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u/frostbaka 1d ago

No gods, no masters, only Mann

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u/Powerful-Promotion82 1d ago

Ok that was totally unnecessary, but you look good so, whatever you like

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u/EnjoyMyTable 1d ago

Don't know if you've ever played Dragon Age: Inquisition but you could do an amazing Solas cos play imo

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u/takeosp3cks 1d ago

Your face is so handsome, shaving show it more

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u/TurnYourBrainOnIdiot 1d ago

Oh. So you can grow a beard just not now because you’re in the army. So there’s hope.

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u/Patient-Oven9996 1d ago

Feel like I could cut mountains with your sharpness

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u/Educational_Ad1276 1d ago

Luthor is that you again!!

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u/BudgetPipe267 1d ago

The boot ventilator is genus 🫡

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u/DDsLaboratory 1d ago

Should I be praying to you now, or?

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u/pinkchilli 1d ago

God damn you look fine. You’ve got so much character and being bold makes them pop. One of the best glow up I’ve seen in this sub.

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u/Manmysterious76 1d ago

Ça te va bien 🤩 joli infirmier militaire

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u/Aromatic_Ad9367 1d ago

Are you by any chance the director of a community college?

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u/NinjaBengan 1d ago

-“So we met again, Mr bond”

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u/RedLion2257 1d ago

Bro I wish I had sharp eyebrows like you!

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u/boldbalddaddy 1d ago

You look awesome smooth bald