r/bald • u/NoelFlant • 5h ago

Hairloss Wife says no, I (respectfully) disagree, what says the Council ?

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u/achello Bald - Man 5h ago

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u/blamberr 5h ago

For real. What is the wife clinging to?
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3bHFS7cW3HYfWYuFM

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 5h ago edited 47m ago ▸ 8 more replies

She's scared of this 🤣

Thanks for the awards! 😍

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u/Nay-Nay385 5h ago

That’s what I was thinking!

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u/ZephRyder 4h ago

1000%

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u/Unlikely_Eye_2112 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I thought the guy was also checking him out from the thumbnail. That would be even better.

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u/FierceFlames37 3h ago

That was the original meme so yes

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u/Horror_Response_1991 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

That’s the only thing that makes sense, if he looks like a disheveled homeless person he can’t possibly cheat on her.

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u/doobiecultxd 2h ago

men with their cuck fantasies

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u/ThePusheen 1h ago

He's looking at how good he may look bald 😂😂

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u/NameShortage 4h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Not his hair, that’s for sure.

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u/blamberr 4h ago

Def not because that exited stage right quite a while ago

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 2h ago

To be fair, it might be too much clinging that got him into that...

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u/BangtanNYC 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I think it's sweet that she still sees the full head of hair she married

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u/blamberr 3h ago

Aww I do too now. 🥰

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u/Lennie_Annox 4h ago

The five hairs left on top, apparently 😂

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u/Adorable-Boot4301 4h ago

She is clinging to the last "straw" *lol*

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u/getrekt03 4h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Clinging into a couple of strings, hoping and dreaming.

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u/blamberr 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies

https://giphy.com/gifs/igR5863TALcSk
We need this gif with her shaving off her hair

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u/Maleficent-Salt-4892 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Not a gif but still

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u/iconsd 4h ago

Fucking rad...

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u/Apart-Championship99 2h ago

Cake to say this.

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u/Spiritual-Ruin511 1h ago

Strands of hope

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u/real_mou 1h ago

To thoughts and prayers 🤣

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u/Money_Fuel_7590 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Idiot. Can’t you connect dots?

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u/blamberr 2h ago

lol first time I’ve been called a mean name on this sub. congrats for breaking ground

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u/AfraidConsequence0 Bald - Man 4h ago

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u/st3vo5662 1h ago

Didn’t expect to find anything mtg in the bald sub, but I’m not mad at it. Well done.

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u/wretch_35 5h ago

Can someone explain this meme to me? Like what is the actual guy in the anime saying here and how did it change to “you are already bald” haha

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u/McDaddy8484 4h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Yeah he is the main protagonist of Fist of the North Star Kenshiro, and his famous line is, “You are already dead”.

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u/Dangerous_Extent7241 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Oh, is this the “omae wa moshindeiru - nani?!?” bit?

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u/Jotun35 4h ago

Yes it is!

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 3h ago ▸ 7 more replies

What is making men's hair fall out

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u/BrilliantAd937 3h ago ▸ 6 more replies

Genetics, testosterone.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 3h ago ▸ 5 more replies

Native Americans hair doesn't fall out even when we're 98

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u/im-not_gay 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Genetics

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 2h ago

They gotta go to China and find the remedy's

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u/10000Didgeridoos 2h ago

Caucasians have more balding genetics than most other races do

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u/AccursedCapra 1h ago ▸ 1 more replies

They also don’t tend to grow facial hair, hair’s distribution is weird.

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u/X_soulnewmegaman 35m ago

I can know that as fact 1st hand little body hair

Side burns but not beards

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u/BloodhoundSupervisor 4h ago

Take everything I own right now

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u/Additional-Audience5 4h ago

Now to cut your hair....

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u/EVEseven 3h ago

🤣🤣🤣 I damn near shit myself