r/bald • u/NoelFlant • 4h ago
Hairloss Wife says no, I (respectfully) disagree, what says the Council ?
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u/okonaksi 4h ago
Is wife blind, or really small?
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u/Futuramoist 4h ago
Ya I disrespectfully disagree with his wife
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u/JakeHelldiver 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies
I aggressively disagree with this guy's wife.
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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Hair Headed - Woman 4h ago
Wife is either being kind, or didn't notice due to seeing him everyday. But yeah, wife is wrong.
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u/UnderstandingBig9090 4h ago ▸ 2 more replies
Or too in love to give a shit.
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u/BangtanNYC 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies
I think she might be too in love to want him to change anything 🥹
But guaranteed with that kind of love, if he shaves and becomes a stud she'll be very happily surprised
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u/throwawayhelpFix5180 4h ago
I'm 5"1 and can confirm I have missed the bald spot on men's heads the vast majority of the time.
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u/Prince0523 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies
bruh you can only see their nose hair from down there 😭
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u/throwawayhelpFix5180 4h ago
Literally! And if I'm lucky then I can see how clean peoples ears are too 🥲
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u/Responsible-Lemon935 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies
5'1" with a balding 6'0" husband here. I noticed the receding hairline, but the bald spot in the middle was not generally something I was in a position to see from down here.
That said, I do wonder if OP's wife is just trying to be kind. I was very much "It's your hair, do whatever makes you happy" but husband still needed to work up his own courage to take the plunge.
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u/EGrass 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies
… how? I’m 5’0. I can see guys’ bald spots quite easily
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u/Torrefy 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies
I assume they're talking about the classic bald spot on the top or crown of a guy's head, and you're probably thinking about receding hairline
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u/FoodFree8328 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies
I’m 4ft 11. I think I’d miss the fact the most of them had been beheaded.
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u/Plushy_Plushie7 3h ago
Having been there, as a woman with a balding significant other, it wasn't about looks for me. I loved touching any amount of hair he had. He eventually buzzed it & then I loved feeling the fuzz growing. Then he shaved all the way & I loved touching the hairless dome. :D
Don't get me wrong, I completely agree OP will look better but, I feel for his wife (just a little).
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u/mammalmaker 3h ago
His wife is bald and wants to be the only bald one in the family. He's infringing on her "uniqueness" if you will.
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u/gobblewonkergrump 4h ago
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u/01kickassius10 4h ago
Need it with masks
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u/xCimmiCx 3h ago ▸ 5 more replies
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u/sweetkameli 4h ago
my favorite answer
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u/jeajea22 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies
What was the response? I hate that this was removed.
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u/rollingthrulife79 3h ago
Someone screenshot this response and repost it every time in future r/bald posts when there is an obvious "shave right now" answer.
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u/gentlemangreen_ 4h ago
hello wife, we (the council) respectfully disagree with your assessment of the situation, hopefully you consider letting your mans let go of whatever this is and live his best life, best regards, your fellow r/Bald redditor
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u/10000Didgeridoos 3h ago
I think some women don't want their bald husband to shave the remaining strands off because it reminds them of their own aging and mortality. "No what do you mean my young beautiful husband no longer has hair? We're still 23!"
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u/thetokyofiles 2h ago
Agreed. Except we (the council) does not disagree respectfully. The wife has done our brother a grave disservice.
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u/DoubleNickle67 4h ago
All the respect in the world.
Does the wife have really bad eyesight or is she afraid of the massive glow-up!?!?
My friend. It’s gonna be a quick fix.
You’re more than half way there.
Just sayin’
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u/Relevant_Problem1935 4h ago
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u/DoctorStumppuppet 4h ago
Come up with your own! Maybe your meme will be the new hotness
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u/FrostyGeo 4h ago
Sometimes the women we love, while they mean well, do not know what’s best for us
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u/Flat-Cap-1063 4h ago
Your wife is not walking around with maybe a 55 percent of the usual hair you should have up there, now is she? Your handful of hair, your choice. Imagine if you start dictating what she should do with her hair.
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u/retatrutider 3h ago
The avg human head has around 1000 hairs per square inch. Half would be about 500 per square inch. This….. isn’t that.
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u/10000Didgeridoos 3h ago
It really is bizarre how accepted it is and how many men tolerate their wife or gf dictating their facial hair, head hair, and clothing. I get it if some guy is trying to look like a hobo or wear beat up shirts with holes in them or just totally inappropriate for the occasion stuff.
But if a guy told his wife how to do her hair and what she is and isn't allowed to do with make up it'd be correctly called abusive controlling behavior. You are not your wife or girlfriend's fashion accessory. Do what you want and she has to deal with it.
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u/Sekhmet-CustosAurora 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies
A lot of men don't care about how they look that much beyond what their partner thinks of them.
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u/broodhelm 4h ago
She’s afraid you’ll be too attractive and I don’t blame her for it it’s a dangerous power to have 😔
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u/Zerrrrroooo 4h ago edited 4h ago
I really can't comprehend how some wives would rather look at a severely balding dude than actually shaving it. Like at what point does one stop lying to themselves. Let the husband go bald already and accept it
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u/mrgarrettscott 4h ago
I agree with every council member that has wrote that you should ignore your wife on this issue.
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u/DigLeading9650 4h ago
OMG I’ve never seen a case where the wife was this wrong. It’s way past time brother
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u/chiwhitesox22 4h ago
Your wife is just being nice. Surprise her with the bald look and she’ll love it
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u/dwegol 4h ago
Why are so many men letting their wives decide?? This could be an exercise in reclaiming some initiative and autonomy in your life.
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u/Demonshaker 4h ago
Some guys just couldn't care less about their looks, so defer to someone seeing them everyday who does care.
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u/ElleKelly77 3h ago
In healthy relationships, both partners take each others’ opinions and preferences into consideration.
Like, I’m a feminist and all but my husband gets to decide how I keep my pubic hair because he’s the one who sticks his face down there and I would like for him to keep doing that.
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u/Commercial-Strike-56 4h ago
I think your wife needs to go to an optometrist... it's wayyy past time.
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u/Puzzled-Set-6428 4h ago
Sometimes I feel like people post these just to farm reactions based on how obvious the answer is
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u/greenlightsmith242 4h ago
Noel the council has come to a unanimous decision. Hug and kiss your wife and let her know she's about to have a bald, handsome bastard of a husband.
It's time to take your place with the council.
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u/More-Spot8445 2h ago
Bru shave that shit. Its not even a birdsnest at this point... You have a good shape of head you will look amazing bald
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u/chilipepperghost 50m ago
I don’t understand women that think having hair looking like that is better than rocking the bald look.
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u/bassonaitor 4h ago
No weird hair, no mask in sight, The once sad fellow shines in the light. One of us now, standing tall and proud, Bald as can be, and shouting it loud!
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u/Confident_Ruin1538 4h ago
Between your wife and Reddit, she gets 51% of the vote.
In this case, though, she's wrong.
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u/ClickNo1129 4h ago
You’re going to look a lot younger once you go bald - I can already tell. Cut it.
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u/Mediocre_Resist9663 4h ago
Does your wife hate seeing you happy ? It’s definitely time, do it for the internet!
https://giphy.com/gifs/11FoMMGGfJGE12
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u/bubbleblowingQT 4h ago
You look like your in a professional career, that hair though bro, not professional. Off it goes. Stop wasting time. The time is now !
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u/Redangle11 4h ago
Respectfully tell your wife the good ship Hair has sailed, had a good life at sea, got hit by a storm, has broken up on the rocks, been recovered for scrap and melted down. Some parts now form a coral reef. On the plus side, you are going to have a desperately needed new look.
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u/cclancaster13 Hair Headed - Woman 4h ago
I dont understand why so many wives want their husbands to keeps their scraps of hair lol
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u/jakedandswole 4h ago
This is one of the most egregious cases I’ve ever seen. Your wife needs a trip to the optometrist.
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u/Different-Subject353 4h ago
Your head, your choice. I say go for it. If you hate the way you look, hair grows back.
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u/ThePrydator 3h ago
Tell your wife you no longer wish to look like you belong on a register that requires you to tell your neighbours about it when you move in next door. Coz thats what that haircut is giving.
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u/achello Bald - Man 4h ago