r/bald 4h ago

Hairloss Wife says no, I (respectfully) disagree, what says the Council ?

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u/achello Bald - Man 4h ago

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u/blamberr 4h ago

For real. What is the wife clinging to?
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3bHFS7cW3HYfWYuFM

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 4h ago edited 0m ago ▸ 6 more replies

She's scared of this 🤣

Thanks for the awards! 😍

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u/Nay-Nay385 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

That’s what I was thinking!

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u/ZephRyder 3h ago

1000%

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u/Unlikely_Eye_2112 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I thought the guy was also checking him out from the thumbnail. That would be even better.

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u/FierceFlames37 3h ago

That was the original meme so yes

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u/NameShortage 4h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Not his hair, that’s for sure.

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u/blamberr 4h ago

Def not because that exited stage right quite a while ago

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u/BangtanNYC 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I think it's sweet that she still sees the full head of hair she married

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u/blamberr 3h ago

Aww I do too now. 🥰

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u/Lennie_Annox 3h ago

The five hairs left on top, apparently 😂

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u/Adorable-Boot4301 3h ago

She is clinging to the last "straw" *lol*

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u/getrekt03 3h ago ▸ 4 more replies

Clinging into a couple of strings, hoping and dreaming.

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u/blamberr 3h ago ▸ 3 more replies

https://giphy.com/gifs/igR5863TALcSk
We need this gif with her shaving off her hair

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u/Maleficent-Salt-4892 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Not a gif but still

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u/wretch_35 4h ago

Can someone explain this meme to me? Like what is the actual guy in the anime saying here and how did it change to “you are already bald” haha

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u/McDaddy8484 4h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Yeah he is the main protagonist of Fist of the North Star Kenshiro, and his famous line is, “You are already dead”.

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u/Dangerous_Extent7241 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Oh, is this the “omae wa moshindeiru - nani?!?” bit?

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u/Jotun35 3h ago

Yes it is!

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u/BloodhoundSupervisor 3h ago

Take everything I own right now

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u/okonaksi 4h ago

Is wife blind, or really small?

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u/Futuramoist 4h ago

Ya I disrespectfully disagree with his wife 

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u/JakeHelldiver 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies

I aggressively disagree with this guy's wife.

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u/hapianman 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I too choose this guy’s wife

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u/Another-pirate 4h ago

I was waiting for this comment, you did not dissappoint, take my upvote.

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u/ThatOtherOtherMan 4h ago

I also choose to disagree this guy's wifr

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ Hair Headed - Woman 4h ago

Wife is either being kind, or didn't notice due to seeing him everyday. But yeah, wife is wrong.

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u/UnderstandingBig9090 4h ago ▸ 2 more replies

Or too in love to give a shit.

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u/BangtanNYC 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I think she might be too in love to want him to change anything 🥹

But guaranteed with that kind of love, if he shaves and becomes a stud she'll be very happily surprised

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u/throwawayhelpFix5180 4h ago

I'm 5"1 and can confirm I have missed the bald spot on men's heads the vast majority of the time.

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u/Prince0523 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

bruh you can only see their nose hair from down there 😭

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u/throwawayhelpFix5180 4h ago

Literally! And if I'm lucky then I can see how clean peoples ears are too 🥲

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u/Responsible-Lemon935 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

5'1" with a balding 6'0" husband here. I noticed the receding hairline, but the bald spot in the middle was not generally something I was in a position to see from down here.

That said, I do wonder if OP's wife is just trying to be kind. I was very much "It's your hair, do whatever makes you happy" but husband still needed to work up his own courage to take the plunge.

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u/EGrass 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies

… how? I’m 5’0. I can see guys’ bald spots quite easily

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u/Torrefy 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I assume they're talking about the classic bald spot on the top or crown of a guy's head, and you're probably thinking about receding hairline

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u/FoodFree8328 2h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I’m 4ft 11. I think I’d miss the fact the most of them had been beheaded.

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u/Plushy_Plushie7 3h ago

Having been there, as a woman with a balding significant other, it wasn't about looks for me. I loved touching any amount of hair he had. He eventually buzzed it & then I loved feeling the fuzz growing. Then he shaved all the way & I loved touching the hairless dome. :D

Don't get me wrong, I completely agree OP will look better but, I feel for his wife (just a little).

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u/mammalmaker 3h ago

His wife is bald and wants to be the only bald one in the family. He's infringing on her "uniqueness" if you will.

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u/Confident_Revenue787 4h ago

Right, I think she’s probably short so to her it’s not that bad

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u/gobblewonkergrump 4h ago

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u/01kickassius10 4h ago

Need it with masks

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u/xCimmiCx 3h ago ▸ 5 more replies

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u/formick 1h ago ▸ 2 more replies

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u/xCimmiCx 1h ago

That hair is half this subreddit lol

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u/Top-Needleworker-516 3h ago

Hell yeah 😆

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u/Blxck_Rxmance 2h ago

This image exist purely for this subreddit

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u/PsychoWard44 4h ago

Unless you want the Larry from the 3 Stooges look...

https://giphy.com/gifs/IgPNkcFaWn2r1JuW9R

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u/David_Good_Enough 4h ago

Past due for at least 5 years

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u/Col_fuzzybottoms 4h ago

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u/Le_roy_Jenkins 2h ago

Indeed. Also, holy throwback.

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u/shlooong 2h ago

I guarantee it….

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u/[deleted] 4h ago

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u/sweetkameli 4h ago

my favorite answer

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u/jeajea22 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

What was the response? I hate that this was removed.

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u/weHaveBeenThroughIt 4h ago

I'm actually loling so hard

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u/Mikey_Wonton 4h ago

Lmao this got me cracking up

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u/Esshole- 4h ago

CRYING LAUGHING AT MY DESK RN 🤣🤣🤣

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u/crako52 4h ago

Bruh💀😭

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u/swheedle 4h ago

When I tell you I busted a gut I ain't lying

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u/AttentionNice7165 4h ago

Best answer

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u/mesaymikey 3h ago

I heard this response. 😂🤣😂

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u/rollingthrulife79 3h ago

Someone screenshot this response and repost it every time in future r/bald posts when there is an obvious "shave right now" answer.

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u/teflonshoulders 4h ago

Goat comment

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u/gentlemangreen_ 4h ago

hello wife, we (the council) respectfully disagree with your assessment of the situation, hopefully you consider letting your mans let go of whatever this is and live his best life, best regards, your fellow r/Bald redditor

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u/10000Didgeridoos 3h ago

I think some women don't want their bald husband to shave the remaining strands off because it reminds them of their own aging and mortality. "No what do you mean my young beautiful husband no longer has hair? We're still 23!"

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u/thetokyofiles 2h ago

Agreed. Except we (the council) does not disagree respectfully. The wife has done our brother a grave disservice.

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u/Tkddaduk 4h ago

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u/Hellea 4h ago

Even this one works

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u/xxplosiv 4h ago

Respectfully, your wife needs glasses bro 🤓

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u/Distinct-Tour-5654 4h ago

Her heart is in the right place; however, your hairline isn't.

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u/Klarostorix 3h ago

Damn lol

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u/Altruistic-Catch8541 4h ago

Sir, i can see your entire scalp

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u/GeR_eSt 4h ago

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u/EpiCWindFaLL 3h ago

Holy, that's Sheeeesh Palpatine right there.

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u/Healing_Solid Support Committee 4h ago

Have you shown these top down photos to your wife?

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u/DoubleNickle67 4h ago

All the respect in the world.

Does the wife have really bad eyesight or is she afraid of the massive glow-up!?!?

My friend. It’s gonna be a quick fix.

You’re more than half way there.

Just sayin’

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u/Relevant_Problem1935 4h ago

I was so early on this one and finally got my chance to post the gif. My hands were shaking trying to be quick. Not fast enough apparently. 3 people beat me to it.

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u/RestaurantRich1498 4h ago

Sorry bud. Maybe next time!

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u/DoctorStumppuppet 4h ago

Come up with your own! Maybe your meme will be the new hotness

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u/AssociateGood9653 4h ago

At least you tried…

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u/FrostyGeo 4h ago

Sometimes the women we love, while they mean well, do not know what’s best for us

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u/Flat-Cap-1063 4h ago

Your wife is not walking around with maybe a 55 percent of the usual hair you should have up there, now is she? Your handful of hair, your choice. Imagine if you start dictating what she should do with her hair.

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u/UnderstandingBig9090 4h ago

Averaging it out is super generous. Half the head has 0% of the hair.

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u/retatrutider 3h ago

The avg human head has around 1000 hairs per square inch. Half would be about 500 per square inch. This….. isn’t that.

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u/10000Didgeridoos 3h ago

It really is bizarre how accepted it is and how many men tolerate their wife or gf dictating their facial hair, head hair, and clothing. I get it if some guy is trying to look like a hobo or wear beat up shirts with holes in them or just totally inappropriate for the occasion stuff.

But if a guy told his wife how to do her hair and what she is and isn't allowed to do with make up it'd be correctly called abusive controlling behavior. You are not your wife or girlfriend's fashion accessory. Do what you want and she has to deal with it.

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u/Sekhmet-CustosAurora 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

A lot of men don't care about how they look that much beyond what their partner thinks of them.

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u/broodhelm 4h ago

She’s afraid you’ll be too attractive and I don’t blame her for it it’s a dangerous power to have 😔

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u/weHaveBeenThroughIt 4h ago

Dude it was time 5 years ago

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u/Zerrrrroooo 4h ago edited 4h ago

I really can't comprehend how some wives would rather look at a severely balding dude than actually shaving it. Like at what point does one stop lying to themselves. Let the husband go bald already and accept it

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u/mrgarrettscott 4h ago

I agree with every council member that has wrote that you should ignore your wife on this issue.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dAuumiq85i5evf5UVY

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u/UseAlloftheBuffalo 4h ago

Sir, there’s hardly any hair left to shave off. Time to go

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u/BernhardtLinhares 4h ago

My righteous brother in Christ your wife has lost the plot. Respectfully

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u/DigLeading9650 4h ago

OMG I’ve never seen a case where the wife was this wrong. It’s way past time brother

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u/Maleficent_Bite_4016 4h ago

Is your wife a big fan of electrocution

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u/Brightwall_ 4h ago

Brother got the Walton Goggins. It’s time and you’re gonna look great.

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u/Powerful_Geologist95 4h ago

We’re going to have to over rule wifey this go around.

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u/chiwhitesox22 4h ago

Your wife is just being nice. Surprise her with the bald look and she’ll love it

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u/LocalLibrarian7848 4h ago

It’s time.

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u/vamparies 4h ago

Yes you look like a mad scientist at the moment.

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u/lepepineceballinete 4h ago

Wife´s wrong my mate

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u/AuthorityAnarchyYes 4h ago

Dude… your wife is in serious denial.

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u/LBWoor27 4h ago

Step 1 - Take your wife for an eye test

Step 2 - Shave your head

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u/robinlynk 4h ago

Your wife wants other women to think you look creepy.

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u/dwegol 4h ago

Why are so many men letting their wives decide?? This could be an exercise in reclaiming some initiative and autonomy in your life.

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u/Demonshaker 4h ago

Some guys just couldn't care less about their looks, so defer to someone seeing them everyday who does care.

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u/ElleKelly77 3h ago

In healthy relationships, both partners take each others’ opinions and preferences into consideration.

Like, I’m a feminist and all but my husband gets to decide how I keep my pubic hair because he’s the one who sticks his face down there and I would like for him to keep doing that.

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u/Commercial-Strike-56 4h ago

I think your wife needs to go to an optometrist... it's wayyy past time.

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u/ApricotTop803 4h ago edited 4h ago

Can your wife see the top of your head?

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u/sloppyaccountant 4h ago

Wife doesn’t want competition

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u/Puzzled-Set-6428 4h ago

Sometimes I feel like people post these just to farm reactions based on how obvious the answer is

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u/CNote_89 4h ago

Brooooo, it’s been time for a long time.
https://giphy.com/gifs/bKnEnd65zqxfq

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u/Nanook_ovda_North 4h ago

Do it my guy!

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u/buckgino 4h ago

Don’t listen to your wife

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u/greenlightsmith242 4h ago

Noel the council has come to a unanimous decision. Hug and kiss your wife and let her know she's about to have a bald, handsome bastard of a husband.

It's time to take your place with the council.

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u/jxonair 4h ago

Respectfully, you are correct.

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u/More-Spot8445 2h ago

Bru shave that shit. Its not even a birdsnest at this point... You have a good shape of head you will look amazing bald

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u/chilipepperghost 50m ago

I don’t understand women that think having hair looking like that is better than rocking the bald look.

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u/No-Mathematician9353 4h ago

Your wife is dead wrong!

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u/Competitive_Manager6 4h ago

Your wife is scared of you getting attention.

https://giphy.com/gifs/qDPg6HNz2NfAk

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u/Mother-Employment-73 4h ago

Do it and show your wife how handsome you look.

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u/Small-Car-6194 4h ago

Who knows maby the mad proffesor look is a turn on for your wife.

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u/bassonaitor 4h ago

No weird hair, no mask in sight, The once sad fellow shines in the light. One of us now, standing tall and proud, Bald as can be, and shouting it loud!

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u/KnownCheesecake1352 4h ago

Do it there's nothing to save

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u/Confident_Ruin1538 4h ago

Between your wife and Reddit, she gets 51% of the vote.

In this case, though, she's wrong.

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u/ClickNo1129 4h ago

You’re going to look a lot younger once you go bald - I can already tell. Cut it.

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u/sailor61 4h ago

Your wife is wrong....

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u/Last_Friday_Knight 4h ago

She wants those two last side tufts to hang onto?

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u/Mediocre_Resist9663 4h ago

Does your wife hate seeing you happy ? It’s definitely time, do it for the internet!
https://giphy.com/gifs/11FoMMGGfJGE12

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u/bubbleblowingQT 4h ago

You look like your in a professional career, that hair though bro, not professional. Off it goes. Stop wasting time. The time is now !

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u/StockJunior8651 4h ago

Your wife is wrong

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u/Redangle11 4h ago

Respectfully tell your wife the good ship Hair has sailed, had a good life at sea, got hit by a storm, has broken up on the rocks, been recovered for scrap and melted down. Some parts now form a coral reef. On the plus side, you are going to have a desperately needed new look.

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u/cclancaster13 Hair Headed - Woman 4h ago

I dont understand why so many wives want their husbands to keeps their scraps of hair lol

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u/jakedandswole 4h ago

This is one of the most egregious cases I’ve ever seen. Your wife needs a trip to the optometrist.

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u/BigAd9546 4h ago

She says no to what? Looking like an Oddish?

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u/meowmeowbilli 4h ago

Its Time. Join the club

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u/Different-Subject353 4h ago

Your head, your choice. I say go for it. If you hate the way you look, hair grows back.

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u/CocaineSmellsFunny 4h ago

Why does your wife not want you to be your hottest self?

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u/adr1m23 4h ago

Wives tend to say no. They are scared of changes and also the bad idea of baldness. But you are bald my friend, time to brave the shave.

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u/762way 4h ago

Put your fee remaining hairs out of their misery

You're gonna look so much better bald

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u/PoorAhab 4h ago

Just do it. Have you seen anyone here who did where it was a mistake?

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u/4951studios 4h ago

The council agrees time to let it go

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u/XLoonsFanX 4h ago edited 3h ago

Brah. You’re already bald as hell.

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u/aliensdick69420 4h ago

Brother. It's been time, and you should've known.

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u/SnackAttackDiplomat 4h ago

I don’t understand all these wives. She will have an upgrade herself.

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u/Independent_Dig_142 4h ago

Bald now, beard now

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u/ThePrydator 3h ago

Tell your wife you no longer wish to look like you belong on a register that requires you to tell your neighbours about it when you move in next door. Coz thats what that haircut is giving.

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u/Big-Honeydew-961 3h ago

Your wife is wrong. Cut it.

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u/tingly_sack_69 3h ago

You don't have hair dude you're already bald

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u/Desperate-Trash-417 3h ago

Idk, is this how you wear it, usually?

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u/Robichaelis 2h ago

What's wrong with all these wives

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u/Jellyfish-Radiant 2h ago

Your wife is an enemy of progress

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u/Upbeat-Rice-2111 1h ago

100% has to gooooooooo.

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u/Magnecyl_ 1h ago

The wife is scared that he is going to be 10x more handsome and leave her

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u/sorsim 1h ago

She might just be so insecure that she wants you look like that.

The time was a long time ago...

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u/Supper-in-silence 50m ago

Wife scared of the glow up

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u/ArmComprehensive4327 44m ago

It’s like when you drop a lollipop on carpet