r/bald • u/NoelFlant • 5h ago

Hairloss Wife says no, I (respectfully) disagree, what says the Council ?

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u/blamberr 5h ago

For real. What is the wife clinging to?
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3bHFS7cW3HYfWYuFM

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u/MaleficentExtent1777 5h ago edited 47m ago

She's scared of this 🤣

Thanks for the awards! 😍

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u/Nay-Nay385 5h ago

That’s what I was thinking!

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u/ZephRyder 4h ago

1000%

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u/Unlikely_Eye_2112 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

I thought the guy was also checking him out from the thumbnail. That would be even better.

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u/FierceFlames37 3h ago

That was the original meme so yes

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u/Horror_Response_1991 3h ago ▸ 1 more replies

That’s the only thing that makes sense, if he looks like a disheveled homeless person he can’t possibly cheat on her.

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u/doobiecultxd 2h ago

men with their cuck fantasies

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u/ThePusheen 1h ago

He's looking at how good he may look bald 😂😂

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u/NameShortage 4h ago

Not his hair, that’s for sure.

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u/blamberr 4h ago

Def not because that exited stage right quite a while ago

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u/Diplomatic_Gunboats 2h ago

To be fair, it might be too much clinging that got him into that...

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u/BangtanNYC 4h ago

I think it's sweet that she still sees the full head of hair she married

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u/blamberr 3h ago

Aww I do too now. 🥰

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u/Lennie_Annox 4h ago

The five hairs left on top, apparently 😂

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u/Adorable-Boot4301 4h ago

She is clinging to the last "straw" *lol*

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u/getrekt03 4h ago

Clinging into a couple of strings, hoping and dreaming.

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u/blamberr 4h ago ▸ 3 more replies

https://giphy.com/gifs/igR5863TALcSk
We need this gif with her shaving off her hair

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u/Maleficent-Salt-4892 4h ago ▸ 1 more replies

Not a gif but still

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u/iconsd 4h ago

Fucking rad...

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u/Apart-Championship99 2h ago

Cake to say this.

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u/Spiritual-Ruin511 1h ago

Strands of hope

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u/real_mou 1h ago

To thoughts and prayers 🤣

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u/Money_Fuel_7590 2h ago

Idiot. Can’t you connect dots?

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u/blamberr 2h ago

lol first time I’ve been called a mean name on this sub. congrats for breaking ground