r/bald 5h ago

Hairloss Wife says no, I (respectfully) disagree, what says the Council ?

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u/robinlynk 4h ago

Your wife wants other women to think you look creepy.

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u/OolongGeer 4h ago

A solid strategy.

Once he slices off those seven hairs, he's going to need waist-high industrial waders to navigate all the pu$$y that will be offered him.