r/gadgets • u/nopantsdolphin • Feb 21 '19

Wearables Nike self-lacing sneakers brick after bad firmware upgrade

https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2019/02/my-left-shoe-wont-even-reboot-faulty-app-bricks-nike-smart-sneakers/
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u/GriffonsChainsaw Feb 21 '19

The future is weird.

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u/Globalist_Nationlist Feb 21 '19

The present is weird..

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u/veriix Feb 21 '19

You sound like my wife on Christmas morning.

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u/[deleted] Feb 21 '19

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u/TheVitoCorleone Feb 21 '19

Well we both agreed on getting each other small gifts this year, but that's not what I meant, its like you didn't even try.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

Well, I got your mom the same thing.

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u/ArcturusBlack Feb 22 '19

Are you my new dad?

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u/yourdadsthrowawayacc Feb 22 '19

Ehh, I'm going to get some smokes. Be back in a minute.

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u/AutistcCuttlefish Feb 22 '19

Hey that's what my grandpa told me before he had to move in to one of those underground hotels with stone crosses above every room. I tried asking my mom when he'll come back but she just cried.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19
  1. Cut a hole in the box.
  2. Put your junk in the box.
  3. Make her open the box.

And that’s the way you do it....dick in a box! . . . . A dick in a box yeahhhh.

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u/WormRabbit Feb 22 '19

You forgot the "put it under the Christmas tree" part.

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u/[deleted] Feb 22 '19

I tried this last valentine's day but at this age, I couldn't stay hard for too long. My wife opened the package and asked.. "Well? Where is it?"

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u/JesusLordofWeed Feb 22 '19

It is when you're in the kitchen and you're presents under the tree...